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i also mainly play lash and the only counterplay was someone else picking lash

    i also mainly play lash and the only counterplay was someone else picking lash which ruined my match as a whole because i was tearing myself apart between being annoyed by lash but also not being able to say anything bad because i was too enamored by watching lash fly down from heavens tits first and kick my face in with his boot as i could do nothing more than wish i could say "thank you" but i couldnt. because he broke my jaw. and my hands were too busy to use ASL because i was rubbing my shit crazy style before lash finished me off. by killing me, of course. not in the other, perverted sense. 

    Toby Fox confirms “Undertale” and “Deltarune” are were once they are did

      🚨 Toby Fox confirms “Undertale” and “Deltarune” are were once they are did.
      
      They became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of a digital gaming and the media began.
      
      Congratulations ❤️

      Hazbin Hotel

      🚨 spindlehorse confirms “hazbin hotel” are were once they are did.
      
      it became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of an animated pilot and the media began.
      
      congrats 🎉

      Vampire SUrvivors

      🚨 Vampire Survivors is going even when there will be they are 🚨
      
      There will be some gaming that they will then Poe and there believe even when there is when there are
      
      We at poncle are excited now shall that when them are ready 🧄
      🚨 League of Legends officially confirms that Faker are there were once he are did.  
      
      He became the first ever to have the FIRST as in the era of that when of a physical competition and the media began.  
      
      Congratulations Faker! 👍🐐

      Fuck every iPhone user

        Fuck every iPhone user
        byu/Raven_Bubbles inandroidcirclejerk

        Its a ragebait post by u/Raven_Bubbles meant to provoke Iphone fans that was posted in the android circlejerk sub.

        Fuck every iPhone user 
        
        I don’t even care anymore.
        
        I’m not explaining a fucking thing.
        
        I’m not spoon-feeding originality to people whose entire personality is a mirror selfie with a triple-camera brick. You people wouldn’t know individuality if it AirDropped itself onto your lock screen.
        
        Then you’ll run off to gush about your “cinematic mode” like it’s Spielberg, post another 4K slow-mo of a latte, and pretend it’s art. And when someone points out Android did it first, you scream “green bubbles!” like that magically makes your half-charged Lightning cable suddenly cutting edge.
        
        Just fuck off.
        
        I don’t care that you think “the ecosystem” is sacred. I don’t care if a phone is “iconic.” I don’t care that your favorite slab of glass has the same design for six years straight. I don’t care about your holy Dynamic Island that’s just a hole Apple rebranded. I don’t care if you think buying a new color every September is innovation. I don’t care about your notch, your MagSafe ring, your battery pack shaped like a tumor. I don’t care that you brag about iMessage like it’s a religion while being chained to iCloud ransom storage.
        
        I care about progress. About people who actually want new ideas, not just the same overpriced rectangle with an extra lens.
        
        You’re the most emotionally fragile, status-starved consumers on earth. Everything hinges on your need to feel superior while waiting in line at the Apple Store for the same phone with a new wallpaper.
        
        You want a community that claps for every recycled feature, buries criticism, and calls that “courage.” You’re not advancing tech, you’re embalming it.
        
        You’re traitors to innovation. Archivists of stagnation. Priests of the dead-Steve cult.
        
        Fuck off, you’re not visionaries.
        
        EDIT: You think I’m mad because I don’t “get it?” No. I’ve been online since before the original iPhone keynote. I’ve seen Jobs actually drop jaws on stage, not just Cook read specs off a teleprompter. I’ve used phones that gave you headphone jacks, chargers in the box, and features without paywalls. So yeah, real user. Not a status junkie with a fruit logo fetish. Get fucked.

        Trump blames Tylenol for autism

          💊🚨 LISTEN UP YOU BRAIN-ROTTED FUCKS 🚨💊 DONALD TRUMP 🍔🍟 just dropped a HOT 🔥 take 🥵💦 TYLENOL 💊💥 causing AUTISM 🧠👾 it’s the TYLENOL 💊🙈, causing the ASS burgers 🍔🍑 📏💦 giving ALL of us a BRAINBANG 💥🧠 Mix 🔃🔄 💦💦 Leucovorin 💧with some 😏 of DADDY TRUMPS💘👑 SECRET 🙉 SAUCE 🍯👨‍🍳, and you’ll 💙 be 🤰 CUMPLIMENTING your 🙈MINECUNT ⛏️ A-DICK-TION 🍆 like 👭 never 🚫 before! 💰😩 🧙‍♂️✨ Get 🕴🏽 ready 💅🏼 to SWALLOW 😮 🔥🍯, you 👈 can 🙋🔝🏃‍♀️ be 📖 CURED! 🧙‍♂️✨Now just REMEMBER, the ONLY thing you should be popping 💊 is that TIGHT ASS 🍑💦 in CUNTNITE 🤤💋! Because trust me, it ain’t the TYLENOL causing AUTISM 🤡💩, IT’S THE CUMMIES 💦💦! Send this to 5️⃣ of your HORNY 💦 friends 🦷👅 or else 👉 both your RO-COCKS and your chances of escaping the AUTISM LABOR CAMP 💥⛓️ will go RIGHT DOWN THE DRAIN! 🚽🤣 

          1. 據說刻律德菈陛下曾想了一個高明的辦法來懲戒那些敢嘲笑她身高的傢伙,可惜太高了勾不到只能作罷。

            Cerydra copypasta

            Its a list of copypastas poking fun at Cerydra’s height from Honkai Star Rail by Chinese fandom.

            1. 據說刻律德菈陛下曾想了一個高明的辦法來懲戒那些敢嘲笑她身高的傢伙,可惜太高了勾不到只能作罷。
            
            2. 曾經有人詢問邁德漠斯閣下,為何天譴先鋒的橫掃傷害較低,下劈的傷害很高?邁德漠斯閣下思考了一下解釋道:「這得從千年前說起了,那時懸鋒城和奧赫瑪還是敵對關係。」
            
            3. 為何刻律德菈陛下如此智慧,總是料敵於先,算無遺策?也許要歸功於陛下把大腦保護得很好,從來沒有磕到過頭。
            
            4. 據野史記載刻律德菈陛下與劍旗爵海瑟音閣下的相遇頗具宿命的意味。彼時家園被毀滿心迷茫的海瑟音閣下以海妖的形態藏身於一條小溪中,而刻律德菈陛下正率領著部隊要渡過這條小溪。騎著大獸的騎兵說:「水真淺啊,才到大地獸的大腿。」穿著鎧甲的步兵說:「水真淺啊,才到我的肚子。」刻律德菈陛下說:「咕嚕咕嚕咕嚕叫......」海瑟音閣下實在看不下去了,只得將刻律德菈下提出水面。自此命運的齒輪開始轉動,才有了後來波瀾壯闊的故事。
            
            5. 據說刻律德菈陛下在決定開啟逐火之旅後,將自己鎖在房間裡書寫作戰計畫。金織爵透過金線感應了一下陛下的狀態後,擔憂地對劍旗爵說道:「你快勸勸陛下休息吧,她列出的作戰計劃都和她人一樣高了!」劍旗爵想了想疑惑地說道:「那不是沒多少嗎?」
            
            6. 根據懸鋒人的字典記載,"短兵相接"的意思是和刻律德菈陛下麾下的士兵接觸作戰。
            
            7. 如果桌上有一個空白的本子,海瑟音閣下會記錄某段優美的旋律,阿格萊雅閣下會記錄某種服飾的裁剪,刻律德菈陛下會夠不著。
            
            8. 凱撒設宴-高朋滿座。
            
            9. 為何刻律德菈陛下身為肩負塔蘭頓權柄之半神,卻沒有任何"天秤"元素?因為在最開始刻律德菈陛下是有一把天秤的,可是無論如何天秤的托盤總會垂落在地上,於是陛下把天秤兩邊的鎖鏈一再改短,等到托盤終於不再垂在地上時,天秤已經變成了刻律德菈陛下的權杖。
            
            10. 有人擔心,刻律德菈陛下皇冠上燃著一團火,要是遇到下雨怎麼辦?別擔心,如果下雨,凱撒陛下身邊的護衛會比陛下提前十秒感受到雨滴落下,而十秒足夠凱撒陛下站在大地獸肚子下面避雨了。
            
            11. 為什麼刻律德菈陛下是黃金裔的核心?因為根據木桶效應,最短的一截決定一切。
            
            12. 我突然想到了一個絕妙的關於凱撒陛下的笑話,可惜這裡空白太小寫不下。不過倒是足夠放一張刻律德菈陛下的照片。

            English translation *not perfect translation*

            1. It’s said that Her Majesty Cerydra once came up with an over the top way to punish those who dared mock her height. Unfortunately, it was placed too over the top for her to reach—so she had to give up on it.
            
            2. Someone once asked Lord Mydei, “Why does the sweeping strike of Divine Castigation deal low damage, but the overhead slash deals high damage?” Lord Mydei thought for a moment and said: “Well, that goes back a thousand years, when Xuanfeng City and Oghma were still enemies…”
            
            3. Why is Cerydra so wise, always anticipating the enemy’s moves and never making a mistake? Maybe it’s because she’s protected her brain well—never bumped her head once.
            
            4. According to unofficial lore, the first meeting between Cerydra and Hysilens, the Banner Marquis, was steeped in fate. At the time, Hysilens, her home destroyed and spirit adrift, had taken her siren form and hidden in a stream. Cerydra, leading her forces, needed to cross it. The mounted warrior said: “The water’s so shallow—it only reaches the earthbeast’s thigh.” The armored soldier said: “The water’s so shallow—it only comes up to my stomach.” Cerydra said: “Glug glug glug…” Hysilens, unable to watch any longer, surfaced and pulled Cerydra out of the water. From that moment, the gears of destiny began to turn, and so began the grand tale that followed.
            
            5. It’s said that when Cerydra decided to begin the Ember-Chasing Campaign, she locked herself in her room to draft a battle plan. The Golden-Weave Marquis, sensing her state through his threads, said to the Banner Marquis: “Go convince Her Majesty to rest—her battle plans are already as tall as she is!” The Banner Marquis paused and replied, confused: “Isn’t that… not very tall?”
            
            6. According to the Xuanfeng Dictionary, “close-quarters combat” refers specifically to engaging with Cerydra’s soldiers.
            
            7. If there’s an empty notebook on the table— Hysilens would write down a beautiful melody, Aglaea would sketch a new outfit design, Cerydra… wouldn’t be able to reach it.
            
            8. Caesar made a feast – a high-pitched seat.
            
            9. Why doesn’t Cerydra, a demigod bearing Talanton’s authority, wield the “Scales” element? She used to have a pair of scales. But no matter what, the plates would always drag on the ground. She kept shortening the chains again and again. Eventually, the plates stopped touching the ground— But the scales had become her scepter.
            
            10. Some worry about the fire burning atop Cerydra’s crown—what if it rains? No need to worry. When it rains, Caesera’s guards can feel the raindrops falling ten seconds in advance. That’s more than enough time for Cerydra to duck under an earthbeast’s belly to stay dry.
            
            11. Why is Cerydra the heart of the Goldenblood lineage? Because of the barrel principle— It’s always the shortest plank that determines the limit.
            
            12. I just came up with a brilliant joke about Caesera, But the space here is too small to write it. It is, however, just the right size for a photo of Cerydra.
            

            I’ve never wanted to be crushed by anyone more than I want to be crushed by Junker Queen. That perfect, 7-foot giantess stature.

              By u/urgod42069, its the Witch Mercy copypasta but adapted to Junker Queen.

              Guys, I’m shaking. I’m fucking shaking. I’ve never wanted to be crushed by anyone more than I want to be crushed by Junker Queen. That perfect, 7-foot giantess stature. That jaw-dropping six-pack. The muscles of a literal bodybuilding goddess. I want nothing more than to be put in a chokehold by her until my face turns as blue as her mohawk. It honestly fucking hurts knowing I will never be subjugated by her. I’d do anything for an opportunity to be pinned up against a wall by Junker Queen. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can’t is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can’t anymore. Fuck.