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Midladder is the worst place on Pokemon Showdown.

    Midladder is the worst place on Pokemon Showdown.
    byu/SENSEI_BAKA instunfisk

    Its was a rant by u/SENSEI_BAKA on r/stunfisk on being beaten in midladder rank while making predictions. The community thought it was hilarious and made the rant into a copypasta.

    Midladder is the worst place on Pokemon Showdown.
    
    Whenever I play Pokรฉmon showdown I sometimes like to find new formats to play to liven things up. But after the cake-walk that is 1000-1200 Elo, the people I play are suddenly the most irrational yet infuriating players I have the misfortune of matching up against. Every time I dare to attempt a play, I am randomly shut down by the dumbest play they could have made, but somehow it works out for them despite it making no sense. Yes, I am talking to you, the guy who ran HP fire on his Greninja whilst running A FUCKING RAIN TEAM. Whenever I make a prediction that makes sense given the circumstances, they completely disregard my efforts and stay in with their mon that somehow has a specific coverage move which no one else runs. But of course, if I actually try to start clicking whatโ€™s in front of me, I instantly match against the 1278 Elo gigasweat who reads even the most obscure moves I try like a fucking esper. And when I do eventually find myself in a winning position, which I often do because these players cannot form enough coherent thoughts to actually plan for any long term strategy, I am immediately haxxed by full paras from thunderbolts or getting frozen by and ice beam. It genuinely feels like Mid ladder as a whole is a living breathing organism out there with the sole purpose of causing as much anguish as possible and I do not think I have the willpower to endure it anymore.

    I used to furiously masturbate to dr kleiner from half life 2.

      Back when I was around 13~14 I got gifted half life 2 by a steam friend of mine, I immediately downloaded the game and started playing, I was having fun until I made it to kleiners lab. I looked at dr kleiner and started feeling things I'd never felt before, something about him, his bald head, his coat... I couldn't take it. I immediately got a boner and started stroking it a little bit, all while doctor kleiner was talking, I got to the point where it was too much, and I busted all over my monitor, right on dr kleiners bald slappy head, from that day on, every time my parents weren't home I would log onto my computer and furiously jork it to dr kleiner, I even got sfm and learned how to model so I could create him naked and make animations of him twerking... Eventually I realised how much of a problem it was and managed to stop with the help of a friend, but now everytime I play half life 2 I start blushing when I see dr kleiner.

      Rapture

        YO, END-OF-THE-WORLD SLUTS ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ, THE RAPTURE IS CUMMING TOMORROW, SEPTEMBER 23, 2025 ๐Ÿ“…โฐ, AND ITโ€™S TIME TO GET YOUR SINNER ASS ๐Ÿ‘ READY FOR THE ULTIMATE CLIMAX ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ! TikTok and X are BLOWING UP ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’ฅ with this conspiracy that Earthโ€™s gonna get DICKED DOWN ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒŽ by the heavens above ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ˜‡, and weโ€™re all gonna ASCEND โฌ†๏ธ๐Ÿ‘… or get LEFT BEHIND ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘ for a HELL of a SPANKING ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ–๏ธ! Better PRAY ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ HARD and FAST ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ to get that DIVINE D ๐Ÿ†โœจ before the world goes BOOM ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฅ and youโ€™re stuck with Satanโ€™s RED-HOT ROD ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ in the AFTERPARTY FROM HELL ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‘ฟ! Send this to 69 of your NAUGHTIEST ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜œ apocalypse hoes ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ, if you get 0๏ธโƒฃ back, youโ€™re doomed to a DRY rapture ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’ฆ, but if you get 6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ back, youโ€™re gonna RIDE THAT HEAVENLY WAVE ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ’ฆ straight to the pearly gates ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ˜‡ with a BANG ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ†!
        ๐ŸšจโšกTHE RAPTURE IS HAPPENING.โšก๐Ÿšจ
        
        Are you ๐Ÿซต ready to blow ๐Ÿ’ฆ Gabrielโ€™s trumpet ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿคคโ‰๏ธ People VANISHING mid-blowjob ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒซ๏ธ ๐Ÿ’จ Teabagged ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ by His holiest soldiers as they ascend ๐Ÿซฆ โฌ†๏ธ If you feel lightheaded, itโ€™s NOT low blood sugar ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿง Thatโ€™s your soul getting jerked ๐Ÿ˜ฉ by His โ˜๏ธ Gorilla Grip ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ”ฅ If you smell sulfur, thatโ€™s not the downstairs neighbors farting ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ™„โ€” thatโ€™s HELL warming up ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น
        
        Forward this to 7 of your hole-iest sluts to RSVP to heaven ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ’Œ If you get less than 4 back ๐Ÿ˜ข get a slap on the ass ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‹ before Satan spears ๐Ÿ”ฑ ur sinning cheeks ๐Ÿ‘บ More than 4? Phew ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ ur naked body ๐Ÿฅต is getting jerked up โœŠโœŠ by thine Daddy ๐Ÿง”โ€โ™€๏ธ in Heaven โœ๏ธโ›ช๏ธโœ๏ธโ€จ ๐Ÿ™โ˜๏ธ โ€œHe yeeted, so I might be yoinked.โ€ โ€” Revelations 2025:9

        Killer fish from San Diego

          Killer fish.. Killer fish from San Diego.. I don't know what I am, but I taste really good! I'm a killer fish! Hello! I'll be your killer fish for the evening, Thank you.

          Woah, do you really want to play ALL THESE POWERS against the Awakened One

            Awakened One copypasta in Slay the Spire

            Its a copypasta for the Awakened One in Slay the Spire. For context, powers make the Awakened One boss stronger when you play them hence this meme.

            Woah, do you really want to play ALL THESE POWERS against the Awakened One, whom I must remind you, will gain not one but two strength EVERY TIME you play a power? You better watch your step during this particular boss fight!

            I fucking hate greninja

              I play ranked and I see that little piece of shit froakie on the opponent's bench turn 1 and I feel like conceding out of principal. Stupid fucking greninja bench sniping. I can't even watch the pokemon anime anymore without skipping every single frame Greninja's in fucking freak of a pokemon. He doesn't even have that big of a HP pool or attack strength the little shit just sits there and snipes and some asshole with a Cyrus comes swooping in like iron man or some shit. Stupid fucking greninja. I can't stand it. Greninja is a pokemon for cowards. If Pokemon were real I'd start hunting froakies for sport