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if you were the toriel cosplayer who gave me a blowjob at dragoncon, PLEASE inbox me. i think you took my wallet. it looks like an NES

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    Started from a now deleted Tumblr account by ‘thelegendofzeldamajorasmask’ who made the original post about getting a blowjob from a toriel cosplayer who accidentally took his wallet. It instantly became a meme because of how funny it was and many different variations of the copypasta had since been created.

    Toriel from Undertale (original)

    if you were the toriel cosplayer who gave me a blowjob at dragoncon, PLEASE inbox me. i think you took my wallet. it looks like an NES

    Rainmaker from Binding of Isaac

    If you're the Rainmaker cosplayer who gave me a blow job at comic con, PLEASE contact me. I think you took my wallet. It looks like an NES.

    Mori Calliope from Hololive

    IF YOU WERE THE KIARA COSPLAYER THAT GAVE ME A BLOWJOB AT THE HOLOLIVE COUNCIL PANEL, PLEASE GIVE ME BACK MY VAPE, IT IS CRANBERRY GRAPE FLAVOURED AND I THINK YOU STOLE IT FROM ME, THANK YOU

    Bro, I played against chovy, shovy, whatever the fuck his name is

      Tyler1 Chovy copypasta

      Its from a clip of Tyler1 ranting on Chovy in NA SoloQueue. In the clip, Tyler criticized Chovy for caring so much about Creep Score that it negatively impacts his team. Its became meme because it was 100% true based on how Chovy plays in World Championship.

      Bro, I played against chovy, shovy, whatever the fuck his name is. Dude this guy is ill. So I beat him obviously I beat that fucking bastard. He is so easy to play against because... I play against him Sion mid. Dude, I think this guy has an illness. No,no,no he will not sack waves ever like to the point where he is negatively impacting his team. For instance, he could have won a teamfight. Would he have died yes but he would have got like a 4 man shurima shiffle, actually he would have. It would have been nuts. But if he did the play, he would have died, his team would have won, and he wouldn't be able to farm midlane. So he just didn't go to it or try it. I was like wtf. I would push a side wave and I was like wait a minute I bet he tps here and not miss the wave and he tps so I was like okay how about this so I slow pushed a 3 stack wave toplane, I had Oner on my team, and we dove him because we knew he would be there even though everybody else on my team -his team was fighting botside, Bro so easy oh my god

      Mom found the yaoi

        astryuuna script for 'Mom found the yaoi' video
        original video
        Mom found the yaoi

*inhale* AHHH! ...ok. so... so, my mom told me to clean my room, right?:cry: and i was like "yeah yeah yeah yeah in a minute in a minute", and, *sniff* basically, i- i come back down and i find that my room's sparkly and clean, and... and i was like "omg thank you mom ilysm!:heart_eyes:" and then... um, like i have this like thing, *moves camera to show said thing* over, i have this thing here, where it opens up, and i've... *sniff* ...and it's where i would keep all of my yaoi!:pleading_face: and, as you can see...:cry: as you can see, it's empty now...! because... *exhale* because my mom went through it...:cry: and she got rid of all my yaoi! :frowning2: *sniff* but... but she didn't say anything about it!:pleading_face: so... *sobs* fuck... because,:pleading_face: *sob* and now i don't even know what i'm gonna do,:cold_sweat: because... i would read it to myself every night, and every single day when i got back from school... i- i would read it to myself, sometimes it was wholesome, sometimes it was toxic, depending on the mood i was in. :cry: and now i dont know what to do because...:pleading_face: 'cuz it's been part of my routine since like middle school!:sob: okay!??!?!?!? :sob: *sniff* *sob* and... and i don't wanna cry because i spent so long doing my eyeliner.:pleading_face: and:pleading_face: i don't know what to do because my yaoi was so expensive and even i had yuri in there too!:persevere: because, *sniff* because i like an even balance of things,:cry: *sniff* and... :pleading_face: *AOUGHOIUGHJHJIIGHOUUUGHHU* *sniff* and the yuri is gone too! and...:pleading_face: and now i dont know what to do because... *sniff* cuz i dont have...:pleading_face: any yaoi and i dont have any yuri and i have no money.:pleading_face: *sniff* because, it was so expensive:pleading_face: and i've been saving up for some months to buy all of it, cuz it was, cuz it is, it was completely filled to the BRIM. I HAD. A YAOI HAVEN... *heaven? i- i dont know my brain is MUSHED now!:confounded: and... **AAOIUGHHOOUUGHH. :frowning2: *sniff* and i've, this is... this is the most soul crushing experience that i've EVER gone through.:cry: and... and i don't know what to do:pleading_face: because... my yaoi, it was my everything, and how am i supposed to fujo out now?:cry: *sniff* and... *deeply distressed exhale* so. *sob* ...YAOI JESUS SAVE ME. yaoi jesus save me...:pleading_face: *sob* and i dont evenenoiugihn........ *sob* *exhale* *sniff* and i dont even know what to do because like... *sob* cuz i cant tell her to give it back... because she donated it to the goodwill.:pleading_face: *sniff* and now...:pleading_face: and now someone else is gonna have my yaoi... AND IT'S MINE!!!!!!!:japanese_ogre::japanese_ogre: I WANT IT BACK! if you are at the goodwill, *sniff* and you see a yaoi collection. GIVE IT BACK TO ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER. i don't know what to do im. im LOSING IT. and. *sniff* i took... i had to take my clonazepam to calm myself down. *sniff* because... *exhale* i had to... i had to take... my clonazepam... to calm myself down... but it's NOT WORKING!:pleading_face: ITS NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! and i dont think anything WILL WORK! because... :face_with_raised_eyebrow: oh my arm looks so skinny!:smiling_face_with_3_hearts: look how skinnny it looks!:smiling_face_with_3_hearts: *sniff* ...oh yeah my yaoi! :exploding_head: FAAUUVCKCCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:japanese_ogre::japanese_ogre::japanese_ogre: ...*exhale* ...please,:pleading_face: show some love for my fallen yaoi, AND yuri, the yuri is equally as important... please, i don't know what i'm gonna do anymore, i feel like my life, is, just... *sniff* falling apart.:cry: and... i feel, hopless and lost, and, *exhale* *sniff* and i was freaking out so much. and... *sniff* my mom...:cry: my mom was gonna check me back into the mental hospital,:cry: and i'm saying "i dont wanna go to the mental hospital, i just want my yaoi back!":pleading_face::sob: and she doesnt understand...:pleading_face: *exhale* *sniff* whoever has my yaoi now...:cry: *sniff* please take care of it.:pleading_face: please... please give it love, please... whenever they have... whenever the bottom... whenever the uke... gets... get's in right in the, asshole, please go- "KYYAAAAAAA!!!!!!~~~:heart_eyes: "... that's what you have to do, that's the appropriate reaction. please, give it the respect it deserves. because... cuz that reassurance is all i need right now.:cry: because there's nothing i can do to get it back.:cry: so please, just promise... that you'll fujo out, while reading. that's... that's all im asking.

        Tiny knife

          Tiny Knife meme from TF2

          A user commented ‘tiny knife’ on a TF2 artwork and u/big_tit_monicer responded with the copypasta. It promptly became a meme and the person who started the meme by saying ‘tiny knife’ had since apologized with an edit of his response. Meanwhile u/big_tit_monicer got suspended after getting heavily downvoted and mass reported.

          may you please explain this? How on fucking earth was your critcism constructive all you said was essentially "you drew this poorly" other comments literally did exactly what constructive criticism is, criticism that says what can be improved upon. I wish I didn't even get ropes in this, as your previous activity even in this specific subreddit makes you sound like a ultra-asshole. So for your"mentally debilitated child" mind, don't be a dick in your criticism

          that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you know that he knows that you know

            that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way. He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch

            I always have necklaces… so many necklaces

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              Jokes on you, I always have necklaces... so many necklaces. I learned my lesson early game, beads for benches, fine, beads for maps, bring it, beads for silk, no problem, beads for shops, hah, I got thousands. What's that? I died? Jokes on you, all my beads are around my goddamn neck. Found a necklace, mark it on the map for later, I'm full up baby. Out of room for 120 necklaces, time to make 60's. Oh look, a Bellway in the area I'm exploring, time to take my spoils from this area and necklace the fuck up. My Hornet at all times looks like she's just conquered and pillaged the Mardi Gras map area.