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“Yuri” this, “Yaoi” that, the word that you are looking for is GAY, as in HOMOSEXUAL.

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    inStonetossingjuice
    "Yuri" this, "Yaoi" that, the word that you are looking for is GAY, as in HOMOSEXUAL.

"Uhm, uhm. I like Yaoi." No, you like GAY. You like MEN KISSING.
"Uhm, I drew some Yuri." No, you drew LESBIANS.
"Uhm, here's my Yuri fanfiction :3" MENTAL ILLNESS.

Embrace the Gay. Do not hide it under FAKE, COMMUNIST, JAPANSHIT titles like Y*ri and Y*oi. Same goes for so-called "Femboys" and their rabid cult of GAYS.

    I’m John Smith the owner of the escorts organization

      This is a very common escort scam message in America.

      I'm John Smith the owner of the escorts organization where you tried to hire one of my escorts. I have several reports of you, wasting my bitches time by texting and calling and not making the reservation, I lost three of my best VIP clients because of you, l used my influence in the police and they gave me all your information including your family, l'm giving you the good chance of contacting you so we can resolve this issue the good way or else I will have my goons at your front door soon you really don't want your family involved in this issue with these dangerous people

      Should the Dallas Mavericks kill 5 of their players to trigger a disaster draft to improve their roster?

        Came from a shitpost on the NBACirclejerk subreddit.

        The NBA disaster draft is a contingency plan to be used when 5 or more players on a team have died or have been dismembered. In the draft, the team whose players died will be able to draft the amount of players from other teams equivalent to how many they had lost.

Other teams though are only allowed to protect 5 players from being drafted, but many teams have good sixth men that are available such as Bronny James or Thanasis Antetokounmpo. With the Mavs having bad contracts on underperforming such as Klay Thompson and Anthony Davis, but they could also just kill 2-way players and bench warmers to fill out those 5 kills to get the disaster draft.

Also, according to Bill Simmons, the team would also get the first pick in the 2029 draft. Now that draft class is weak so I could understand their urgency, while being a repeat offender, that is, killing 5 players on your team on 2 separate occasions could raise some eyebrows, but this could still greatly improve them.

No doubt killing your players with bad contracts and then killing your benchwarmers for sixth men would would greatly improve them and other teams. What do you guys think, and should any other teams do this and who should they kill?

        Tonight is the darkest hour in Premier League history.

          A Newcastle fan had a crashout in a postgame thread on Reddit after losing to Liverpool 2-3.

          Tonight is the darkest hour in Premier League history. Don’t even talk to me about Aguero, or Leicester, or Istanbul - this is the night football died. Down to 10 men because of a bent VAR call, the whole stadium against the corrupt circus that is Liverpool, we fight like lions for 100 fucking minutes… and then a fucking 16-YEAR-OLD called Rio strolls on and rips the heart out of St James’ Park. This is scripted theatre. This is a fucking fix.

Arne Slot - fuck you. You've already wormed your way into the VAR cartel. You’ll be remembered not as Klopp’s successor but as the smug fraud who smiled while refs bent over backwards to hand you three points you didn’t deserve.

Isak - I hope you’re proud. While your team mates were dying on that pitch, you sat sulking in your camp, crying about promises. You could have made the difference, you could have been the hero, but instead you’ll go down as the coward who abandoned us on the darkest night. Your career is cursed now.

Chiesa - irrelevant, spineless, cowardly little prick. You didn’t want to come here, you didn’t want to be part of this fight. Tonight proved why. You’re not built for it. Enjoy rotting away on the bench.

Virgil Van Dijk - the “colossus,” the “Rolls Royce defender.” What a fucking joke. You conned a red card out of the ref, you spent half the night on your arse, and you still needed a 16-year-old to bail you out. Fraud. Cheat. Coward. You’ll never live this performance down.

And Klopp - don’t think you’re free from this. Your shadow is all over tonight. This Liverpool side is your creation: entitled, protected, smug. Your legacy is favouritism, a club that gets decisions gifted on a plate because the league can’t imagine life without them at the top. Fuck your documentaries, fuck your fake grin - this is your stain on football history.

3-2. To them. With the ref, with VAR, with the system all behind them. Tonight, football is dead. The Premier League is dead. What happened at St James’ Park will be remembered as the moment the game sold its soul for good.

Toon Army forever, but fuck, they’ve killed us tonight. They’ve killed the sport we love.

          The perfect pizza

            mid century
            byu/thesitekick incomedyheaven
            I remember those chairs, I used to work at Pizza Hut in the mid 80s. It was a busy place for a while but everything changed when one of the managers began to act in ways none of us could understand. There was an oven with a gas leak and after that he seemed to lose himself. He would talk about the perfect pizza every day and nothing else mattered to him. His eyes would drift and his words were strange.

One night we opened for business and he had come in early. We found him covered in dough with sauce smeared across his arms and cheese stuck to his clothes. He said he was ready to become the pizza. Before we could stop him he tried to push himself into the oven. He did not make it.

The owners shut the restaurant down the very next day. They told the public he slipped and fell and the official report said nothing more. A short note ran in the local paper. That was all anyone outside heard. The town knew the truth though. Everyone carried it in silence.