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Will Wood rant on Wednesday

    The Wednesday rant came from Will Wood community post on YouTube with an ironic poll at the bottom. The rant became a meme and he had followup stream where he jokingly said people took his rant a bit too seriously.

    wednesday is not only the greatest betrayal in television history but the most maddeningly trite, disturbingly vapid, and internally confused ideological train wreck I've ever had the deeply sorrowful displeasure of allowing to pass through my corneas may god have mercy on burton or whoever else was responsible while someone slapped his brand name on it, and on all of us who are fated to live in a world where something so culturally, socially, politically, and artistically noxious as this Mary-sue-lead, transparently TikTok-targeted, phone-worshipping, vaguely bigoted, backfired virtue-signaling, fake leftist capitalist "my immortal"-esque fanfic earns a second season through what I can only be explained as manufactured consent. something must be done about Netflix's Wednesday. This thing is a condescending insult, especially to young people, the socially conscious, and members of marginalized and """outcast""" groups (Like GOTHS & ppl who CAN CONTROL BEEEEES) who genuinely suffer from what this thing hollowly masturbates to while looking us dead in the eyes and saying "yeah, you like that, don't you?" It is a Gatling gun of random buzzwords and empty references to social issues, grotesquely and impotently disguised and screaming "I'm commentary!" before pissing its pants, squealing like a pig, and at its most coherent offering nothing more than to demonize mental illness and make any marginalized identity out to be a mayonnaise-stained Hot Topic hoodie through Wiseau-ian dialogue, inappropriate "grittiness" for its source material and Harry Potter setting, and incessant hackery. I am shitting. I am pissing. I am standing over a warm bubble bath cradling a toaster and sobbing, chanting g-d's secret name and praying that there is indeed a hell so I can be eternally punished for having given this moral abomination one fraction of a fraction of a cent also it's not a good Addams family adaptation anyway let me know your thoughts in the poll below

    Full post with community poll

    wednesday is not only the greatest betrayal in television history but the most maddeningly trite, disturbingly vapid, and internally confused ideological train wreck I've ever had the deeply sorrowful displeasure of allowing to pass through my corneas may god have mercy on burton or whoever else was responsible while someone slapped his brand name on it, and all of us who are fated to live in a world where something so culturally, socially, artistically noxious as this Mary-Sue-lead, transparently TikTok-targeted, phone-worshipping, vaguely bigoted, backfired virtue-signalling, fake leftist capitalist "my immortal"-esque fanfic earns a second season through what I can only be explained as manufactured consent. something must be done about Netflix's Wednesday. This thing is a condescending insult, especially young people, the socially conscious and members of marginalized and """outcast""" groups (LiKe GoThS & ppL who CAN cONTroL BEEEEES) who genuinely suffer from what this thing hollowly masturbates to while looking us dead in the eye and saying "yeah, you like that, don't you?" It is a Gattling gun of random buzzwords and empty references to social issues, grotesquely and impotently disguised and screaming "I'm commentary!" before pissing it's pants, squealing like a pig, and at its most coherent offering nothing more than to demonize mental illness and make any marginalised identity to be made out of a mayonnaise-stained Hot Topic hoodie through Wiseau-ian dialogue, inappropriate "grittiness" for its source material and Harry Potter setting, and incessant hackery. I am shitting. I am pissing. I am standing over a warm bubble bath cradling a toaster and sobbing, chanting g-d's secret name and praying that there is indeed a hell so I can be eternally punished for having given this moral abomination a fraction of a fraction of a cent also its not a good Addams family adaptation anyway let me know your thoughts in the poll below
    
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    OwO what’s this ?! *notices bulge* Rawr x3 nuzzles

      ‘OwO whats this’ AKA ‘Rawr x3 *nuzzles*’ copypasta started from an ironic comment on Reddit meant to poke fun of furies using the fury dialect online. It became a meme before hitting mainstream popularity when a famous Youtuber “senzawa” made a music video out of it.

      On September 10, 2025, Conservative activist Charlie Kirk was shot and killed with one of the bullet casings referencing this meme.

      Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky*~ murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles*
      Rawr🐲🐊 x3😋 nuzzles how are you😉🙂 pounces on you😛 you’re😃 so😄 warm🤒😈 o3o😏 notices😯 you have a bulge🍆 o:😯😮 someone’s happy😃 ;)😉😜 nuzzles your necky wecky😈😗~ murr~ hehehe😊 rubbies👋🤚 your bulgy🍆 wolgy you’re😌 so big😯😮 :oooo rubbies👋🤚 more on your bulgy🍆 wolgy it🚫 doesn’t stop🛑 growing ·///· 😐kisses😚😘 you🙂 and lickies😝👅💦💦
      UwU! What’s this?~ someone’s got a bulgy wulgy! A weally BIG bulgy  wulgy! Let’s take a wooksie, shall we? What’s that? It’s...it’s a t-  tumor? O-Oh. 
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      byu/PotatoAvenger from discussion
      injustneckbeardthings

      Different variation

      Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your cawk* your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh my gawd. I'm so hard *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* *licks balls* punish me daddy nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I9/11 lovewas an yourinside muskyjob goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre off your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes roll back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles* o3o!!! 

      >be me >live with a girl >bigtiddygothgf.png

        >be me
        >live with a girl 
        >bigtiddygothgf.png
        >have been with her for 6 years now
        >there's one problem
        >she only uses me to satisfy her primal urges
        >every single morning and sometimes before bed she remembers my existence and wants me to fulfil her bodily needs
        >that's it
        >besides that, I have no other functions in the relationship
        >because of it im always stressed and think about losing her, being replaced, always worry that I no longer satisfy her, think that I've become rusty >then suddenly
        >one day she comes back home visibly depressed >doesn't look at me at all for a while
        >after a week she suddenly remembers that I exist, and this time it seems like she believes | can help in other ways
        >she wants to go to the bathroom for some
        reason
        >we go there, the bath is filled with hot water >she wants us to bathe together
        >she gets in first, then helps me climb in as well >suddenly drops me
        >she's immediately electrocuted
        >mfw im a toaster

        LADIES!! 👩🏼👩🏻👩🏽👩🏾 I 👁 🅰️m boiling!🥵🔥 My 🙋‍♀️blood 🔴💉 is simmering🌡♨️ through ↗️ ♏️y veins🆘

          LADIES!! 👩🏼👩🏻👩🏽👩🏾 I 👁 🅰️m boiling!🥵🔥 My 🙋‍♀️blood 🔴💉 is simmering🌡♨️ through ↗️ ♏️y veins🆘💔 🅰️nd I 👁 have some🗒 🖌things☝🏻to say 🗣✨. I 👁 am 👩🏻 DEEPLY😶❗️🆘 and ➕ UTTERLY 😶❗️🚫 offended 🔞📉 that 👉 judge👩‍⚖️ with the bun🧁👵🏻 🅰️nd the gold⁉️🥇🎖 I 👁 d🅾️ not not❌🙅🏼‍♀️ appreciate 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 her 🧚‍♀️ non👎🏻😾constructive 👷🏼‍♂️🔧 criticism 🚮 of my🙆🏽‍♀️ 🅱️EAUTIFUL ✨🔝👁👄👁 ✨outfit 👒👗👠😭

          mrekk permazoomer bad mannered elementary schooler kid A few hours later, grinds the same map

            Started as a osu! tweet accusing mrekk of being disrespectful for grinding in maps whenever other players achieves a new record trying to beat them. The tweet has became a copypasta within osu! community and is used as a shitpost against mrekk.

            Part 1

            Mathi, grinds for unique scores for ages finally achieves his first 1k with a pretty epic map, mrekk permazoomer bad mannered elementary schooler kid A few hours later, grinds the same map :D i doubt he can match acc, but its just cringe how he has no respect what so ever

            Part 2

            like sure dude you like the song perhaps and the map too, can you at least wait a couple weeks just for the sake of not instantly taking away the unique aspect of the score, fucking zoomers man. I wish he stopped ruining iconic scores. I wish some crimes didn't have consequences

            Part 3

            Mrekk has the choice to either play or not play the map. he only has to refrain from touching the map for lets say a week he instead doesn't care about the potential harm (I'm not saying it is guaranteed to have a bad impact on Mathi he might even be more motivated from it) but I think because there is a CHANCE that he does have a bad impact on a players motivation who finally was able to break a barrier he has been trying for way longer time to do than mrekk himself.
            I think it is disrespectful to value his "just another 1k to my collection on an easy map I just found" (I combined his words) as more important than keeping that fellow top players achievement unique for just a little bit longer than a couple hours.
            
            It shouldn't be other peoples jobs to keep your motivation. but you do have the choice to potential ruin it or not and you go potentially ruining it I think that is inconsiderate and disrespectful.
            mrekk real face

            @mrekkosu can you have the decency to respect mathis score a tiny bit?

            @mrekkosu can you have the decency to respect mathis score a tiny bit? and not fucking grind the map as soon as he finally achieves a milestone with a unique score? you are really fucking cringe you realize that? 

            Arabic version

            ماتى ، نەچچە ئەسىردىن بۇيانقى ئۆزگىچە نومۇرلارنى تارتقاندىن كېيىن ، ئەڭ گۈزەل ئېپوس خەرىتىسى بىلەن ئۆزىنىڭ تۇنجى 1k گە ئېرىشىدۇ.mrekk permazoomer ناچار ئەخلاقلىق باشلانغۇچ مەكتەپ ئوقۇغۇچىسى بىر نەچچە سائەتتىن كېيىن ، ئوخشاش خەرىتىنى تارتىدۇ: D مەن ئۇنىڭ ماسلىشالايدىغانلىقىدىن گۇمانلىنىمەن ، ئەمما ئۇنىڭ ئەزەلدىن بۇنداق ھۆرمەت قىلمايدىغانلىقى ئادەمنى ھەيران قالدۇرىدۇ.

            Chinese version

            Mathi,多年来一直在为独特的分数而苦苦挣扎,终于用一张漂亮的史诗地图获得了他的第一个 1k,mrekk permazoomer 不礼貌的小学生几个小时后,研磨了同一张地图:D我怀疑他能匹配 acc,但它只是畏惧他的表现从来没有尊重过什么 

            Other variations

            aspen, grinds for unique scores for ages finally achieves the first fc on a pretty epic map, chicony permazoomer bad mannered elementary schooler kid A few hours later, grinds the same map :D he can match acc, but its just cringe how he has no respect what so ever

            I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Wanderer.

              Wanderer crest in Silksong

              By u/vigeroy, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Wanderer crest in Silksong.

              I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Wanderer. I try to play Reaper. My Wanderer deals more damage. I try to play Shaman. My Wanderer deals more damage. I try to play Architect. My Wanderer deals more damage. I want to pogo. The best setup has Wanderer. I want to beat bosses and mobs. Both want Wanderer.
              
              It grabs me by the throat. I kill for it. I parkour for it. I give it Longclaw. It isn't satisfied. I got it the Pinbadge. "I don't need to Needlestrike" It tells me. "Give me more attack speed." It grabs Flea Brew and forces me to throw myself onto enemies. "You just need to sharpen the needle more. I can deal more damage with more pale oil.”
              
              I can't get more pale oil, I don't have enough ingredients. It grabs my rosaries strings. The pinmaster declines. "Guess this is the end." It grabs Cogfly. It says "Cogfly, get them." There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, boss-melting dps output. What a cruel world.