I reached Gold in League of Legends
Last night I hit Gold rank in League of Legends, Summoner's Rift for the first time. Today, when I went on my walk to my standard retail job, idk I felt like I had this new edge to me that wasn't there before. I went from a triangle to a square pretty much. Have any other LoL overachievers ever felt this way before? It's like my rank is strapped to my waist and now whenever people are at risk of passing me on the sidewalk, they skirt over to the other side in a tizzy. At work, someone tried to shoplift some Almond Joy. When I caught him, I yelled "hey!" And he looked at me and scoffed, like, "whatever dude, don't be a hero." I put a hand on my hip and said "I'm not a hero, I'm a jungler." He dropped the candy bar and ran to his getaway vehicle. I recorded the plate and called the police.
From Genshin Impact new region Snezhnaya where there’s a parody of Donald Trump by the name of Grand Duke Diomid Turzov.
HIRING URGENTLY! TOP PAY!
I, Grand Duke Diomid Turzov, seek to employ private guards and am prepared to offer generous compensation to suitable candidates. (The sentence above was the best my servant could write. I fired him as soon as he finished it. He had no culture, no sense, and was very very stupid. So I’m writing the rest myself. Everything below was written by me, Grand Duke Turzov, your favorite Grand Duke.)
I built a fountain. It is enormous. Without question, it is the most beautiful fountain in all of Snezhnaya. Maybe even the most beautiful in all of Teyvat. Better than the Fountain of Lucine. Much better. Everyone’s talking about it. Then some horrible Tidalga got into the fountain. From Fontaine! They made the water look ugly. Total disaster. Very sad. But I fixed it. I did what no one else was brave enough to do! I drained the fountain and painted the bottom with beautiful, bright paint. After that, it looked incredible. So incredible!
Then the idiots on the Snezhnograd Veche ruined everything. There is something very wrong with their brains, by the way. They knew the paint would feed the Tidalga, but did they tell me? No. Of course not. Soon there were more Tidalga than ever! Total disaster! But I fixed that too. I always do. I poured a huge amount of bleach into the fountain, and it became clean again. I won. A historic victory, like no one’s ever seen!
But the thugs from the Rokot are still not giving up. They want to destroy everything. My big, beautiful paint has started peeling. My servants say the bleach caused it, but that is obviously fake news. Totally fake. The truth is simple! Those losers are sneaking into the manor at night and tearing the paint off with their filthy hands! Embarrassing. So embarrassing!
These paint-scraping lunatics will be found, and we’re gonna lock them up! To make sure of that, I am going to spend a great, super great deal of money hiring the biggest, toughest, strongest warriors money can buy. A very, very great deal of money. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
this is why YOU don't. speak for yourself, I've reanimated the corpse of my favorite save file since 1.3, removing and adding hundreds of mods, including some that people say can never be removed. I've spent so much time grafting together XML files I may as well be a reconstructive surgeon. I've had to manually rebuild most of the walls using dev mode multiple times. I've had to remake pawns in a different save and then paste the XML in. mid save-saver is my best fucking friend. my pawns have changed skin tones multiple times and I've had to manually change them back, enough that I keep a screenshot of the colony bar on hand in case it happens again. I've shaved off hundreds of MBs worth of lines from many different versions of this one save file. I'm still making its shambling corpse dance around and I still will be years in the future, with an entirely different set of mods. it doesn't run very well
By u/dannypas00, its the script that plays in Overwatch 2 to promote the MEKA Mania event. The problem is that it plays every time you’re in the lobby making it a sort of brainrot torture which made it into a meme.
Hey 🎮gamers👾, I'm Yuna Lee 📢AND IM HANA SONG📢!
And 🫂together we'll be hosting Ⓜ️y Ⓜ️eka Ⓜ️ania
You🫵 may know Ⓜ️eka 🇸quad as 🏆top compettiors
But this time we'll be ♻️turning the tables and 🏆competing against each other!
📢EACH OTHER📢?!
Oh you heard right~
Players🎮 will vote🗳️ between all five5️⃣ Ⓜ️eka 🇸quad Ⓜ️embers to see who's this year's top Ⓜ️eka talent🏆
And for the record💿, I'm not losing to anyone, not ❌ even you Hana
Hah🤣! We'll see about that! I know I'm not going down easy ❌, but neither will King👑, Casino🪙, or OVERLOOORDD🦹♂️
Just the way I like it~
Well players🎮, get voting🗳️
📢GAME ON!📢
Hey 🎮gamers👾, I'm Yuna Lee 📢AND IM HANA SONG📢! And 🫂together we'll be hosting Ⓜ️y Ⓜ️eka Ⓜ️ania You🫵 may know Ⓜ️eka 🇸quad as 🏆top compettiors But this time we'll be ♻️turning the tables and 🏆competing against each other! 📢EACH OTHER📢?! Oh you heard right~ Players🎮 will vote🗳️ between all five5️⃣ Ⓜ️eka 🇸quad Ⓜ️embers to see who's this year's top Ⓜ️eka talent🏆 And for the record💿, I'm not losing to anyone, not ❌ even you Hana Hah🤣! We'll see about that! I know I'm not going down easy ❌, but neither will King👑, Casino🪙, or OVERLOOORDD🦹♂️ Just the way I like it~ Well players🎮, get voting🗳️ 📢GAME ON!📢 😼😼
Hey gamers, I'm Yuna Lee AND IM HANA SONG!
And together we'll be hosting My Meka Mania
You may know Meka Squad as top compettiors
But this time we'll be turning the tables and competing against each other!
EACH OTHER?!
Oh you heard right~
Players will vote between all five Meka Squad Members to see who's this year's top Meka talent
And for the record, I'm not losing to anyone, not even you Hana
Hah! We'll see about that! I know I'm not going down easy , but neither will King, Casino, or OVERLOOORDD
Just the way I like it~
Well players, get voting
GAME ON!
Originated as a shitpost from 4chan (primarily on /fit and /v ) around 2017–2018, before spreading across Reddit and Twitter within nofap groups.
Day 74 of no fap
As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.
Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.
I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth.
As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place.
You’re welcome gentlemen
From Project Moon community Discord server after “Kim” AKA Kim Ji-hoon (CEO of Project Moon) received a Red Cross charity award for Project Moon’s philanthropic donations.
you guys have to be the most dense group of people i've ever met, just because i said "oh don't put your eggs in 1 basket as we don't know if things will change or not" does NOT MEAN that it's guaranteed to go wrong or that you shouldn't show support, you guys are being very obnoxious by trying to make it sound like i'm trying to go for one or the other extreme despite the fact it is far from it.
even if project moon and kim is known to not be a bad group it's still shown in their stories that you shouldn't fully put your trust in a corporation, even if you like them (WHICH IT IS FINE TO LIKE THEM AND SHOW SUPPORT EvEN WITH A LITTLE BIT OF TRUST I JUST SAID TO NOT FULLY GO WITH EVERY SINGLE ACTION DONE.)
tl;dr: read messages before you get pissed.
