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Gentlemen, a short view back to the past

    Its a question from one of the reporters during the 2014 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix which became a meme in F1 due to how incredibly drawn-out it was.

    Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race - he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?

    Not so fast Oliver, you heard mom. We’ve got adventures to go on Oliver.

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      Its Rick’s monologue to Morty at the end of S03E01 of “Rick and Morty” but changed to the Invincible (TV series) with Mark and his brother Oliver.

      Not so fast Oliver, you heard mom. We've got adventures to go on Oliver. Just you and me. And sometimes Eve and sometimes the Guardians but never your dad, or Cecil, or Angstrom. You wanna know what they have in common Oliver? They crossed me. Oh it gets darker Oliver. Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that's different, no more dad, no more Cecil Oliver. They and their governments threatened to kill me. So I made the Viltrumites and the GDA go away. I've replaced them both as the de facto patriarch of this family and the most powerful being on this planet. Mom wouldn't have accepted me if I came home without you, so now you know the real reason I rescued you. I just took over the planet Oliver and if you tell your mom or teacher I said any of this, I'll deny it. And they'll take my side because I'm a hero Oliver. And now you're gonna go and do whatever I say Oliver. Forever.

And I'll go out and I'll find some more of that Thraxan aphrodisiac that Dad said kept him hard for a year straight. Because that's what this is all about Oliver. That's my one-arm man. I'm not driven by protecting my family Oliver. That was fake. I'm driven by finding more Thraxan pussy. I want thick Thraxan cheeks to clap Oliver, like your mom's. It's my turn Oliver. That's my series arc Oliver. If it takes nine seasons. I want my bug pussy Oliver. That's what's going to take us all the way to the end Oliver. Season nine more seasons Oliver. Nine more seasons until I make another brother Oliver. For ninety-seven more years Oliver. I want that Thraxan puss Oliver!

      If I see one more mid season roster change, I am going to crash out.

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        If I see one more mid season roster change, especially from fucking Vitality, I am going to crash out. Bro esports teams used to fucking DESPISE eachother. They would fuck eachother’s fangirls and shit. And then they would show up to lan, get the CLASSIC dead team buff (which seems to be forgotten in Val. Think of how many teams actually fucking hated eachother but won anyway in sports and esports history) and win.

And now “oh well, we just have a different view on the game you see. so we must part ways…” Bro. You think nobody and kangkang sit down and are like “so here is MY vision. Let us align our visions perfectly!” What the fuck are we talking about. Buzz going up to Meteor like “erm hey… our v-visions slightly differ…” JUST PLAY THE GAME YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

Fuck this dude. Imagine being a casual fan trying to create narratives in your head for this bullshit. There is no stability and teams go 2 months without playing. STOOOOOP

        Does playing babbling book make anyone else really happy?

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          Also known as the Babbling Book copypasta, it started from the Hearthstone subreddit.

          Does playing babbling book make anyone else really happy?

Babbling book is quickly becoming one of my favorite cards. It's just so positive and generous. Practically costs nothing at all at one mana you drop him on the board and that chill ass motherfucker gives you a spell to use later in the game. And you also get this adorable little 1/1 can ping things but usually is too harmless to be removed.

But more than the BB is just so positive. It comes on the board like "do you want to cast a spell?" and I'm like "yeah BB i do want to cast a spell let's do this shit" and when he attacks he's like "SPELLS ARE FUN" and I'm like "yeah they are SO FUN." He doesn't say some bullshit macho shit like "I will destroy you" he's just like "nah spells are fun." And it looks so happy. I mean this is an inanimate object literally brought to life by magic. It understands it's life is a temporary magical gift and the dude is just fucking loving it. I mean look at his face he's just so happy.

I am literally never sad when babbling book is on board. IDK if he's gonna make it into the metagame or not but for now he (or she) a pretty chill card

          Does playing Swashburglar make anyone else really happy?

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          Its the Babbling Book copypasta but changed to the Swashburglar.

          Swashburglar is quickly becoming one of my favorite cards. It's just so positive and generous. Practically costs nothing at all at 1 Mana. You drop him on the board and that chill-ass mofo gives you a card from another class to use later in the game. And you also get this nifty little 1/2 that can ping things, but usually is too harmless to be removed.

But, more than that, SB is just so positive. It comes on the board like "Ahhahaha! Let's dance!" and I'm like "Yeah, SB. I do want to dance. Let's do this shit". And when he attacks he's like "A TANGO?" and I'm like "Damn straight, SB. I mean, it takes two to tango. Right, kappa?". He doesn't say some bullshit macho shit like "I will destroy you!". He's just like "Nah, let's dance." And he looks so happy. I mean this is a literally just a carefree corsair not bound by any sort of ties whatsoever. All he does is just drink beer, pillage and loot. He understands that life is a temporary magical gift and the dude is just fucking loving it. I mean, look at his face. He's just so happy.

I am literally never sad when Swashburglar is on board. IDK if he's gonna make it into the metagame or not, but, for now, he's a pretty chill card. ☠️👍

          Oh my god it’s insane how unfunny you guys are

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            Created by u/Dankn3ss420 its a satirical response to the repetitive jokes in r/AnarchyChess.

            Oh my god it’s insane how unfunny you guys are

Like, all you guys do is spam the same phrases over and over again, it’s insane how unfunny that is, while you think it’s still funny! Let’s go through them all one-by-one

Google en passant

Where do I even begin with this god awful offense to humanity itself, we get it, funny pawn move, but how about you google how to get some bitches! Or maybe you should google how to get your father to come back with the milk, because that’s the only way I could ever dream of you idiots thinking this shit is so funny when it’s not, it’s as if you guys think you have the answer to life itself in the palm of your hand but it’s not, it’s just a dumb ass joke that’s been done a billion times

Holy hell

We get it, funny pawn move, haha, so funny, you googled lef en passant, funny funny! Not. I think you would need to have brain damage to think that any of this is worth any of your time, how about you actually do something with your life you worthless sons of bitches!

New response just dropped

No it fucking didn’t you moron! This is the trillionth time today that you’ve made this joke, and it was never funny, if the fucking black plague came back and started killing off the entire population of the earth, I would pray that you idiots would die first just so I don’t have to deal with all of this dumbass bullshit from you

Actual zombie

This one i actually don’t have any complaints about, because this perfectly describes all of you, you’re all just a bunch of mindless idiots doing the same thing over and over

Call the exorcist

Of course you need to call an exorcist! You should’ve called one to destroy the shit hole called anarchy chess! You guys think that you need an exorcist to get rid of the infection, but maybe what you really need to call is your father OH WAIT YOU CANT! And I count even blame him for wanting to leave such an idiot behind

Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back

What the fuck does this one even mean? Oh wait, nothing, just like the rest of this god forsaken joke, it doesn’t mean anything because for it to mean anything it would require a fucking brain, something you idiots clearly don’t have! Jesus Christ it’s hilarious how fucking stupid you all are

Queen sacrifice anyone?

At this point in the joke I’m pretty sure you’re just saying words to keep it going, it hasn’t been funny for ages at this point, but you idiots are like a fucking hydraulic press to a cows udder, trying to milk it for any tiny bit of validation this might give you, but by doing this, you must have not realized that you sacrificed you’re chance at a happy future, oh my fucking god, just like how your father sacrificed his marriage to get away from you

Pawn storm incoming!

At this point the joke has somehow devolved even further, from mindless stupidity to actually just retarded, I don’t even think you guys know what the fuck words mean anymore, how about you try to get a happy life incoming huh?

And don’t even get me started on how much you guys love to say “en passant is forced, it’s time to brick your PIPI” as if that’s any funnier then anything else you’ve said before, and don’t even get me started on that dumbass copypasta

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

Like, I don’t even think a fucking 5 year old would be dumb enough to think this is funny, I swear to god, if you idiots had anymore addiction to fucking stupid copypastas I would say you’re Italian! At least how to fucking spell before you try to be funny, holy shit it’s amazing how stupid you all are

            Invincible: Eve’s dad on his daughter virginity

              Its from the Invincible comics where Mark just had dinner with Eve’s parents and went outside for a talk with her dad.

              I wanted to thank you Mark. I know that my little angel is no angel. I caught her one time with that long-haired boy, the one that died. You know she had him living here for a while? And we didn’t even know. Anyway, I appreciate you giving here a chance… knowing you’re not her first. She never really got just how important virginity is to a woman. Men like to feel they’re breaking new ground. They want to be teachers…. they want to be in charge. Hard to do if there’s no corners explored, right? Betsy was a virgin when we got together. You can always tell when you’re with a virgin. They just act differently, think differently… less confidence. It’s attractive. Don’t if I would have married Bets had things been…different. I don’t like coming in second… third… or… whatever the case may be. It’s good of you to look past my daughter’s obvious flaws. Shows character. I respect that. Of course it’s not the end of the world when a woman knows a thing or two, right? So I guess there are positives and negatives…