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Well, that’s it. I’m done. Canceling my pre order.

    A COD Zombie fan had crashout after seeing the preview of BO7 gameplay and posted this before it got removed..

    Well, that's it. I'm done. Canceling my pre order.

I just sat through the entire COD Next preview for "Ashes of the Damned" and I am actually SEETHING. What an absolute, unmitigated DISASTER of a map. This is it. This is the final proof they have zero respect for the Zombies community.
Let's talk about the complete and utter JOKE that was that "gameplay" showcase.
First of all, THE EASTER EGG. Or should I say, the LACK THEREOF. Did you notice how not a SINGLE "content creator" they flew out even ATTEMPTED a main quest step? They were just running in circles like headless chickens! You know why? BECAUSE THERE ISN'T ONE. It's a $70 MAP WITH NO SOUL. No story, no quest, no purpose. Just shoot zombies in the dark until you get bored. They literally forgot to put the main feature in the game. Are we supposed to be the playtesters now? Is that the new business model?
AND ARMOR. OH MY GOD, THEY BROUGHT BACK THE ARMOR SYSTEM. BECAUSE OF COURSE THEY DID. WARZONE ARMOR
WARZONE WEAPON RARITY
WARZONE CARS
WARZONE ZIPLINES
WARZONE F*N HUD
WARZONE
WARZONE
WARZONE ITS ALL JUST WARZONE its just WARZONE AGAIN AND AGAIN

    You are not funny. In the expansive and virtually boundless universe of attempts

      You are not funny. In the expansive and virtually boundless universe of attempts to weave the tapestry of laughter, wherein the intricate threads of humor intermingle in an elaborate dance across the vast canvas of comedic expression, and where the kaleidoscope of comedic endeavors unfurls like an ever-expanding cosmic saga, one, in their unwavering pursuit to elicit the coveted echoes of mirth and amusement, finds themselves inexorably navigating the labyrinthine corridors of jest and wit, driven by an undaunted determination, and yet, paradoxically, it is with a degree of almost supernatural consistency and an almost mystical regularity that their forays into the comedic abyss inadvertently manifest as a poignant reflection of the elusive and capricious nature of laughter itself, whereby, in a scenario as confounding as the enigma of the cosmos, the gravitational pull of humor, rather than drawing forth the anticipated crescendo of laughter, assumes the peculiar role of an unseen force repelling the very essence of amusement, thereby rendering their comedic offerings, with an unintentional but undeniable flair, as poignant testimonies to the uncharted depths of the unfunny, creating an immersive experience within the comedic realm where the anticipated reverberations of laughter conspicuously wane, and the expected comedic brilliance, instead of ascending to the zenith of hilarity, languishes in the shadowy recesses of a comedic void, thereby painting a vivid tableau of a comedic landscape where the echoes of laughter remain conspicuously absent, establishing them, albeit unwittingly, as an unwitting sentinel at the periphery of joviality, a singular entity in the vast expanse of amusement whose comedic resonance, or lack thereof, serves as a symbolic and unintentional testament to the unpredictable, enigmatic, and, at times, elusive nature of humor itself, whereby, through no fault of their own, they assume the role of a denizen of the comedic void, forever poised on the edges of amusement, forever in pursuit of the elusive echoes of laughter that remain tantalizingly out of reach in the vast and intricate cosmic ballet of comedic expression.

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        Giorno Giovanna: Oh, please. Did you really think you'd be that lucky? A piece of shit like you?

Cioccolata: Y...You're so mean!

[Il vento d'oro starts playing]

Giorno Giovanna:

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[Cioccolata falls into dumpster]

[Gold Experience withdraws from the scene]

Sign: Rifiuti generici Lun, Mer, Ven

[Giorno Sighs]

        IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING LEGION REFERENCE???

          ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING LEGION REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 FNV IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 CAESAR IS SO BLESSEDDD 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 LEGION LEGION LEGION LEGION LEGION 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩FORTIFICATION HILL FORTIFICATION HILL FORTIFICATION HILL FORTIFICATION HILL 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡KAI-SAR KAI-SAR KAI-SAR KAI-SAR KAI-SAR KAI-SAR KAI-SAR KAI-SAR KAI-SAR NCR DOGS BTFO!!! NCR DOGS BTFO!!! NCR DOGS BTFO!!! NCR DOGS BTFO!!! Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! Yo Vulpes! 🦊 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! Yo Vulpes! 🦊 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 Yo Vulpes! 🦊 LEGATE LANIUS IS STILL ALIVE?!? TICK TOCK NCR TROOPER HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓BULL FLAG BULL FLAG BULL FLAG So Long...‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂SANE HOUSE PATH WHEN? SANE HOUSE PATH WHEN? SANE HOUSE PATH WHEN? SANE HOUSE PATH WHEN? SANE HOUSE PATH WHEN? SANE HOUSE PATH WHEN? SANE HOUSE PATH WHEN? 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂Big Dam in Hoover? Big Dam in Hoover? Big Dam in Hoover? Big Dam in Hoover? Big Dam in Hoover? Big Dam in Hoover? Big Dam in Hoover? Big Dam in Hoover? 🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️🏞️ 🟥🟥🟥I hate the NCR 🟥🟥🟥 🟥🟥🟥I hate the NCR 🟥🟥🟥 🟥🟥🟥I hate the NCR 🟥🟥🟥 🟥🟥🟥I hate the NCR 🟥🟥🟥 VULPES AND LANIUS BEST PATHS FOR THE LEGION. SLAVE COLLAR❗❗SLAVE COLLAR❗❗SLAVE COLLAR❗❗SLAVE COLLAR❗❗FEMANINE BOTTOM HALF LEGION SLAVE 😳😏 FEMANINE BOTTOM HALF LEGION SLAVE 😳😏 FEMANINE BOTTOM HALF LEGION SLAVE 😳😏 FEMANINE BOTTOM HALF LEGION SLAVE 😳😏 FEMANINE BOTTOM HALF LEGION SLAVE 😳😏 FEMANINE BOTTOM HALF LEGION SLAVE 😳😏 That tent at Cottonwood Cove really looks like a fort tho. Lucius, what the fuck have you done to the Praetorium you degenerate. Don’t ask what the arena is used for 💀 Don’t ask what the arena is used for 💀 Don’t ask what the arena is used for 💀 Don’t ask what the arena is used for 💀 Hilarious crucifixion guy (FORTIFICATION HILL REFERENCEJUEU⁉️⁉️⁉️) DO NOT talk about Caesar’s dumptruck of an ass 😡🤬 (NV2281) DO NOT talk about Caesar’s dumptruck of an ass 😡🤬 (NV2281) DO NOT talk about Caesar’s dumptruck of an ass 😡🤬 (NV2281) NCR ranger when talking about “democracy” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Contain the laughter do not let it seep through BULL BULL BULL big cuungus slavery stronk pay 0 denarius economy. Today i went to the Mojave Outpost to buy something and suddenly i found a “Ranger” with an NCR hoodie 😹 so i approached and whisper to him “Ave True to Caesar is better than NCR propaganda” and he runned away and told me to stay away from him so i say “typical NCR trooper with his stupid two-headed bear 😹” , and then i found him again in another hall and told him “The Legion is eternal, your Republic is dust 😹😹😹😹” and he became crazy and told me to leave him alone (i didn’t know what to say) so i taked a bottle of healing powder and i showered him with it and told him “take a bath stupid NCR trooper JAJAJJAJA” then he called the guards and they kicked me out meanwhile i screamed “AVE TRUE TO CAESAR” but i was happy because i humiliated him and he didn’t have any argument, stupid Bear 🐻😹😹😹😹. My daily in Nelson: Every single day, I wake up with bags under my eyes and an extreme headache. My back is so sore that I spend all night writhing in pain and screaming in agony. At precisely 5:00 every morning, Centurions smash down my door, come into my tent, rip the blanket off me, handcuff me and drag me out of the house to the Arena. The life of an average slave in the Legion. Hehe, funny Mojave🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣More like MOJAV-HEHE amirite?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Legion strong!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wait. You’re not laughing? B-but, I said le funny crucifixion!? Le funny epic slavery camps!!!! Why aren’t you laughing😡🤬🤬

          My name is Light Yagami

            Light Yagami copypasta

            Its the “My name is Yoshikage Kira” copypasta but changed to Light Yagami from Death Note.

            My name is Light Yagami. I am 23 years old. I live in the north east section of Tokyo where all the villas are and I'm single. I am a student at To-Ho university and I get home every day at 8 pm at the latest. I don't smoke but I ocasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 and make sure that I get at least 8 hours of sleep no matter what. After spending the evening killing criminals and laughing maniacally for about 20 minutes I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a shinigami I wake up with no stress or fatigue in the morning. I was told that the world has come to worship me as it's new god lately. What I am trying to tell you is that I wish to make the world a better place. I take care to keep my identity hidden, like erasing my memory or killing my pursuers, that would only cause me to die a pathetic death. That is how I deal with this rotten world. Altough if I were to mindgame with anyone, I would never loose
            My name is Light Yagami. I'm 17 years old. My house is in a quiet residential neighborhood on the edge of Tokyo's university district, and I am not married. I'm a top student studying law and criminology, and I get home every day by 9 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, and I rarely eat potato chips. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and I make sure I get seven to eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After reviewing my notes for about twenty to thirty minutes and running through the day's logic in my head before going to bed, I usually have no trouble sleeping until morning. Like a well-rested person I wake up without fatigue or distraction. My last medical check-up showed nothing abnormal. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who appears to wish to live a very quiet, orderly life. I take care not to invite needless enemies or petty conflicts that would disturb my plans or my sleep. That is how I present myself to society, and I know that control and clarity are what bring real justice. Although, if I were to be judged by action rather than appearance, I wouldn't lose to anyone.

            Gooning, gooning never changes.

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              gooning, gooning never changes. In the year 1969, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his gooning setup and the edging streak he never finish. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended chastity by dropping a gat cloud on Heteroshima and Nagaysaki. The world awaited the Goonpocalypse, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use homoerotic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed fetishes once thought in the realm of hentai. Domestic sex slaves, fusion powered dildos, portable vibrators. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the Wet dream. Years of masturbation led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Cum became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total ai wars, and I am afraid, for myself, for my dildo, for my cumstained bodypillow, because if my time in the gooncave taught me one thing; is that gooning, gooning never changes.

              Gooning…. has changed.

              Gooning.... has changed.

It's no longer about rule 34, masturbation, or boobies. It's an endless series of jerkmate battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. Gooning--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine. Gooning has changed. ID-tagged gooners carry ID-tagged dildos, use ID-tagged gear. Nanogoons inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Penis control, Booty control, vagina control, body control…everything is monitored and kept under control. Gooning…has changed.The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass goonbait, and he who controls the goonslop, controls history. Gooning…has changed. When the goonslop is under total control, gooning becomes routine.