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I lost a chance with my classes top #3 girl due to this light yagami

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    Bro I lost a chance with my classes top #3 girl due to this light yagami, so back in 2017 I was in 11th class and there was this girl who was so pretty i couldn't stop looking at her, she looks back at me and smiles, well then onwards she gave me obvious signs for months, but I was watching death note back the and i use to act like whatever anime I use to watch, and i did this cringe shit with her acting like i don't care, she was so obvious I missed a kiss also, due to acting all mysterious and shit, she also asked a mutual friend of our to set her up with me, i responded the cringiest way possible, I said I don't have extra time for all this bs, after that she never even looked at me ever again.

    I laugh at those two losers in this thread who called me “an average looking manlet”

      It’s a quote from Elliot Rodger, an incel who commited mass murder during the 2014 Isla Vista killings.

      I laugh at those two losers in this thread who called me “an average looking manlet”. It’s so ridiculous that I’m laughing instead of getting angry. I am a drop-dead gorgeous, fabulous, stylish, exotic gem among thousands of rocks. I’m one of a kind, completely the opposite of average. You’re just jealous because I’m better looking than you, and you know it.

      My Mom Is Kinda Homeless – iShowSpeed

        Full transcript of the iconic iShowSpeed “My Mom Is Kinda Homeless” clip.

        PLS SPEEED I NEED THIS… MY MOM IS KINDA HOMELESS I LIVE WITH MY DAD AND I WANNA HELP HER OUT
        SPEED I'M WATCHING YOUR STREAM WHY YOU TRYING NOT TO LAUGH BRUH, THAT'S DISRESPECTFUL AS SHIT BRUH
        WHATS WRONG WITH YOU BRUH STOP LAUGHING BRUH LOOK AT YOU SMILING BRUH YOU DISRESPECTFUL AS SHIT BRUH YOU'RE LIKE YOUR FANS WHY YOU LAUGHING AT YOUR FANS BRUH
        please speed i need this! my mommas kinda homeless... i live with my dad i wanna help her out.

speed im watching yo stream, why u tryn not to laugh bruh that disrespectful as shi bruh, the fuh wrong with u bruh, STOP FUCKING LAUGHING BRUH... LOOK AT YOU SMILING BRUH. YOU DISRESPECTFUL AS SHIT BRUH

        I don’t care that the time eater says “never liked you”

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          I don't care that the time eater says "never liked you" 

It doesn't bother me. Literally why would I care, like it's a boss and we're supposed to fight. Obviously the boss won't like me, it's fine. I know I'm likeable, it's okay if you don't like me, you're just one person anyways. To the ppl who's been saying I'm annoyed about it like lol stfu why would I even be annoyed. Big woop, the bad guy doesn't like me. So what. I didn't go into that fight expecting to be liked. So it's like water under the bridge for me. Fortunately I'm a strong enough person that I don't relegate myself to being the type of person that would say something like that to someone, and I can shrug off things like that happening. Time eater's not even the hardest boss in the game either like put me as any character and I kill time eater easy. Like if you are gonna say something like that at least be like as strong as the heart or something before you talk shit lol like... or at least try and find someone who actually cares about being liked, like I don't care and ESPECIALLY why would I care about the time eater either. It looks like a snail as well like how are you looking like that talking about liking people anyways? Fucking ugly thing. I'm not even gonna waste my time and mental energy thinking about something that's like only 3 words anyways. Oh yeah 'never liked me' okay and I'm supposed to what... get all up in arms about it? That you don't like me? Lol imagine if I did that about every person who doesn't like me. At the end of the day it's just pixels on a screen as well it's not even like you know anything about me how can you not like me and you don't even know me lol what do you just hate everyone you meet for the first time? You must have so many friends if that's how you introduce yourself to people LOL. People who actually know me always say I'm really likeable so I think I'd rather listen to those people I care about rather than some fucking troglodyte cretin mutant bug hypnotherapist or something with some dumbass fucking watch. Probably too stupid to read the time anyways.

          Porn in Smiling Friends world has got to be insane.

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            Porn in Smiling Friends world has got to be insane.

So like we have this world where people run at 100 miles an hour across the screen, with 2 looping frames of animation. Anyone can be in any style or media. Murder is extremely common, and no one cares most of the time. and you've seen what Charlie's grandma can do. That's an old woman. She's past her prime.

It is my assertion that porn in smiling friends is nuts.

I'm imagining two colorful blob shapes just ramming in to eachother. It's not clear at all what is and is not a sex organ.

Likewise for the less human looking characters, the camera focuses on curves and lumps that you and I would never be able to tell what they're supposed to be or why they're attractive.

A long spindly guy slapping someone's ass to death.

Someone getting stuck into a washing machine but it's spinning really really fast.

There's a 2 hour video of this rotoscoped guy on a bench, watching nature. In the last 3 seconds, a little pink creature runs up to him, sucks him off, and he becomes a shriveled husk and dies.

An orgy animated EXACTLY like Mr Frog's beautiful animal sanctuary. There's like 100 people and the video is 5 seconds long.

An exhibitionism video where it actually looks completely normal but there's a truck accident in the background and no one cares.

You know how people in real life make porn videos of video game characters? The Smiling Friends world has the exact same videos but it's actually those living video game characters filming it.

There's videos where the bottom just fucking explodes and dies near the end.

Anything from spamtopia is just genuinely impossible to comprehend. They have a whole sub-genre that's just TV static, and it's fully recognized by them as porn.

Remember how at the end of episode 1 where the funny guy broke out of the TV? That can happen. They can just reach you out and GET you.

Episodes of Mr frog are just there on the website.

            I can’t. I just can’t anymore. Nine years. I have been playing this game for NINE YEARS.

              AKA the ’67 emote copypasta’ its a parody of Clash Royale player having a crashout for not getting the 67 emote. There was a bug in game where players aren’t able to claim the 67 emote due to token limit. The devs patched it up later on but not before the community made a ton of shitpost about it.

              Missed the 6 7 emote its over 💔💔 

I can't. I just can't anymore. Nine years. I have been playing this game for NINE YEARS. I was there for the OG Goblin Barrel. I remember when Sparky was a terror. I have given my blood, sweat, and literal tears to this game. And today, it betrayed me. I saw it. The 67 emote. It was beautiful. It was all I wanted. I grinded the challenge. I skipped meals. My fingers are raw. I finally beat the last stage, my heart is pounding, I go to the event tab to claim my prize... "Token Limit Reached." ...Token. Limit. Reached. It wouldn't let me claim it. I was right there. I had earned it. But because of some arbitrary cap, some stupid line of code, it just... sat there. Mocking me. I tried everything. Restarting the app. Crying. Pleading with the screen. Nothing. The event is over now. It's gone. Nine years of loyalty. Nine years of daily logins. And I am defeated by a TOKEN LIMIT. I feel hollow. I feel empty. I will never be the same. I hope you're happy, Supercell. You broke a 9-year veteran. I'll never get the 67 emote. It's over.