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I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles

    The original was about Flying Lotus and many variations of celebrities came after that.
    The original was about Flying Lotus and posted on 4chan.

    The original version of the “I saw <Famous person> at a grocery store in LA” copypasta. It was based on a producer/DJ named Flying Lotus and started as a comment on a 4chan thread back in 2012. It was so absurd that people made different variations of other famous people until it became mainstream.

    I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
    
I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

    The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

    Roblox report tech for toxicity

      Its a technique in Roblox where you report someone before they do anything under ‘Text Chat’ and ‘Bullying’ and then send this prompt. Whenever they say anything mean such as ‘ez’ they’ll get a temporary ban for toxicity.

      Calling me “dog,” “mutt,” “loser,” “ez” (disrespectful slang in another language), and other insults; repeated harassment and spamming of insults; sustained verbal abuse intended to demean, provoke, or intimidate; targeting me personally rather than discussing gameplay; hostile language meant to humiliate or belittle; continuing harassment after being ignored or told to stop; chat flooding and spam to disrupt communication; provoking arguments intentionally; discriminatory or degrading remarks; name-calling as harassment; baiting reactions for harassment purposes; attempting to manipulate me emotionally; asking for personal information such as my age, real name, location, school, or social media; attempting to move conversations off-platform; promoting or encouraging the use of Discord or other external links; violating child-safety rules through inappropriate personal conversation; grooming behavior including excessive personal attention, boundary-pushing questions, or manipulation; referring to or talking about my family members without consent; asking about or mentioning my daily routines or real-life activities; attempting to identify me outside the platform; stalking-adjacent behavior (probing for real-world details); ignoring platform safety boundaries; repeated rule-breaking behavior across messages; creating an unsafe or hostile environment; misuse of chat features; harassment through persistence rather than single messages; behavior designed to evade moderation; continued abuse rather than a one-time incident.

      Starch Lord copypasta

        Starch Lord from PvZ

        AKA the Starch Lord copypasta from PvZ Heroes was a rant on how bad the card is by ‘Fry Em Up’ on stream.

        sigh starch lord is the most overrated card in the entire game. I can’t stand it when people think starch lord is good. You guys, this is a 4 cost card that has 2 attack and 4 health. It has garbage stats. Now let’s look at it’s abilities. When you play a root, it gets +1/+1. Thats almost no- think about it. In order to get this up to the actual stats that it needs to be as a 4 cost card, this would have to buff like 2 roots just to break even. It would have to grow 3 roots to actually be viable. The fact that people think that it is a good idea to start drawing cards on turn 5, it really means you have no idea how to play pvz heroes. It’s way too late! This is- it’s- you dont make a deck that has roots in it, that’s not a good strategy, there are some good roots in the game but you just have to put too many roots in it. It’s drawing cards on turn 5, the last turn you’re gonna be drawing cards as a plant player is going to be on turn 3. it’s so overrated, it’s just a big piece of trash, just look at this guy, a big ugly guy. it’s based on by the way the worst Marvel superhero in the entire Marvel Fra- actually universe of Superheroes in the entire history of the planet, star-lord, who is a simp, douchebag, has no superpowers, is the lamest, dumb. and do you know what, it’s appropriate cuz this is the stupidest card in the game and it’s based on the stupidest Marvel superhero ever. This is so overrated, It’s so grunts it’s so, I’m sticking this in F tier I don’t even care.

        I trusted you… 💔💔💔 Onii-chan… b-Baka-chan.. how could you do this to me?!

          I trusted you… 💔💔💔

Onii-chan… b-Baka-chan.. how could you do this to me?!?! ⛓️🙍 Onii-chan… that was MY baka-chan… *sniffles* He… was my alpha and i was his omega… but you, you POO PO HEAD BETA STOLE HIM FROM ME!!! ‼️💔🤬🖤😿🥺

… and baka-chan…. *sniffles some more* h-h-how could you do this to me?? *tears welling up in my eyes* 😿😢😞 You said I was your only pookie kuku… that I was the si- *wipes my face* That I was the only one you would ever breed!!!! 🥺🥺😢😢🥺😢🥺😢😢💔💔💔 *crys sadly*

I.. I hate both of you… *Wips away my tears to reveal a mean angry face 😡* Don’t EVER talk to me again… I’m going on my winter villain arck and theres nothing you can do to stop me…. You should both SHINE and commit DIE AND SEPOOKU!!! 🤬🖤🐺🐺🐺⛓️‍💥⛓️‍💥⛓️‍💥 *Panting as the moonlight hits me and i turn to to into a alpha from a omega* now run.. before I change my mind… bakas….. 💔⛓️💔⛓️💔⛓️

          Kronii is my queen. Kronii is love. Kronii is life. Kronii is time.

            By u/Fast_Ad6296, its a love letter copypasta for Ouro Kronii from Hololive EN.

            Kronii is my queen. Kronii is love. Kronii is life. Kronii is time. I love Kronii. I love Kronii so much. I don't think you understand how much I love Kronii. I love Kronii so much. SO. MUCH. I would do absolutely anything for Kronii. That's how much I love Kronii. I would do absolutely ANYTHING for her. ANYTHING. If she ever told me to draw her, I would paint a beautiful picture with her in the center of everything in the universe, especially time itself since that's what she stands for. If she ever told me to worship her, I would treat her like absolute royalty & bow down the ground she walks on. If she ever told me to shut up, I would keep my mouth as silent as the growing grass. That's what I'd do. Anything for Kronii. Anything. However, one thing I would NEVER do is lewd her; she feels GREAT disgust towards anyone who dares lust to her like a filthy hound. I only ever want to please her; That's enough to please me. I don't ever have to feel that way towards Kronii though, because happiness is all that I feel when I see her or when I hear her speak or sing, & that's all I ever need. All I ever feel when she's here. All I ever feel is happiness. It's all I ever need. Kronii. Kronii is my biggest source of happiness. Kronii is the reason to keep on living. If I was ever clinically depressed & on the brink of suicide, noose hung up, standing on the chair & everything, if my brain thought about Kronii for even a second, I would realize that if what I'm doing is wrong. Everything about what I'm doing at this point in time is wrong, because if I were to ever die at the hands of myself or someone else, Kronii would lose a fan, & that would make her feel sad. I never want Kronii to feel sad, & even if I were already dead, I would be missing out on everything Kronii, & that is something I would never want. So, do you know what I'd do? I'd step away from the chair, take down the noose, & most importantly, I would keep going. Why? Because of Kronii. Kronii is the reason to keep living. If you ever feel like you & all the hope you have ever felt is lost & you think that the only solution is to take yourself out of this world, listen. Keep going. For Kronii. Kronii is love. Kronii is life. Kronii is time. Kronii is my queen.