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Who is Herta? For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music.

    Its the Nijika Pledge copypasta but changed to Madam Herta from HSR.

    Since Herta is the paragon of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Herta's great boon and in order to return her favor by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty. Who is Herta? For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmic, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle. For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy. For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism. For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalized, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation. For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education. If Herta speaks, I listen. If Herta questions, I answer. If Herta orders, I obey. If Herta opines, I agree. If Herta fears, I assure. If Herta hopes, I dream. If Herta is happy, I am jubilant. If Herta is angry, I am apoplectic. If Herta is sad, I am disconsolate. Herta is my ideal, Herta is my romance, Herta is my passion. Herta is my strength, Herta is my compass, Herta is my destination. Herta is my language, Herta is my culture, Herta is my religion. Herta is my ocean, Herta is my mountain, Herta is my sky, Herta is my air, Herta is my sun, Herta is my moon, Herta is my world. Herta is history, Herta is present, Herta is future. If Herta has a million fans, I am one of them. If Herta has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Herta has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Herta has ten fans, I am one of them. If Herta has only one fan, that is me. If Herta has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole universe is for Herta, then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Herta, then I am against the whole universe. I will love, cherish, and protect Herta until my very last breath; our children will love, cherish and protect Herta until their very last breath.

    I believe Zonic deserves MVP more than Monesy.

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      I believe Zonic deserves MVP more than Monesy. He was extremely consistent with fist bumps and shouting: "Nice boys!" after each won round. Worked hard for each $ from his salary . Not his fault Niko can't kill players from behind .

      Mid-Autumn / Mooncake Festival

        🌕🐇🐇 HOP HOP BITCHEZ 💫🥮💦 IT’S MID-AUTUMN FESTIVAL, BABYYYYYY 😩💯🙌🏼 BE READY TO YEET YOUR INNER RABBIT 🐇🐇 INTO THE MILKY WAY LIKE YOU JUST BIT A SALTED EGG YOLK TOO HARD 😳💥🥮 👸✨ CHANG’E 🌌 🌙 TAKING NAMES, EATING MOONCAKES, AND LEAVING HOUYI ON READ 💅📵‼️ TIME TO SERVE YOUR GRANNY 🧓👵 MOONCAKES SO THICC THEY NEED A POSTCODE 🍑🥮🍑— STUFF YOUR HOLE WITH SMOOTH, WHITE, CREAMY MAOSHANWANG MOONCAKE 😫💥🍓

🚨WARNING: If you don't light a lantern this year, your crush will elope with a BUNNY FROM THE MOON 🐇💔 and you’ll get reincarnated as a DRY SNOWSKIN MOONCAKE 💀

SEND THIS TO 8️⃣8️⃣ OF YOUR MOST UNHINGED MOON-WORSHIPPING DEMONS OR ELSE: • 0️⃣-3️⃣ replies: Your mooncake melts in the box and your lantern catch fire 😭🥮🕯️ • 4️⃣-7️⃣ replies: Chang’e steals your man, your ex shows up in a rabbit costume 😩🐇📵 • 8️⃣+ replies: YOU ASCEND 🌕🛐 INTO THE HEAVENS AS A LUNAR GODDESS, RIDING A SKY BUNNY 🚀🐇, SHOWERING THE WORLD IN MOONCAKE HUATZ 🔥🔥🔥 ✨ PSA: Don’t ghost your ancestors this festival or the MOON RABBIT’s gonna cook YOU into the next batch of mooncakes 🍲🐇🥮
        it is 🍆 COCKtober 6️⃣ you 🫵🏼 know what that MEANS SLuTS 🍒 MID AUTUMN 🍂 FESTIVAL 🎊 has CUM 💦 whether YOU are an 🥢 ASIAN BADDIE 💇🏻‍♀️ or 🍌 NOT 😒, it’s TiME ⏳ to get STUFFED 🫃🏻 with a BIG 😫 FAT 🎅🏼 mOOn 🌝 CAKE 🍑 or TWO 👀 Be CaREFuL ⚠️ not to get THROATED 👄 by the BIG 😦 DRAGON 🐉 at NIGHT 🌃 unLESS you are INTO 👉🏼👌🏼 THAT 😏 CUM 💦 TOGETHER TO GIVE 🙇🏻 THANKS 🍆👅 to EACH OTHER 🫂 and GET on YOUR KNEES 🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️ to PRAY 🙏🏼 for FERTILITY 💦 and SATISFACTION 😩 in LIFE 🐲 GUZZLE 🤤 DOWN SOME SWEET STICKY 🫗 OSMANTHUS WINE 🍶 and GET a HOT 🥵 ASIAN FLUSH 🔥 GIRLS, 🧘🏻‍♀️ DON’T FORGET 😶‍🌫️ TO PRAY 🛐 TO OUR MOON 🌙 BADDIE 💋 CHANG’E 👸🏻 FOR A MAN 🏃🏻‍♂️ WITH A BIG HEART 😻 AND AN EVEN BIGGER 😦 COCK 🍆THAT WILL MAKE YOU 🫵🏼 ASCEND 😫 TO HEAVEN 🎇☁️

        I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Flutterpage.

          By u/matsuku, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to FLutterpage from Reverse: 1999.

          I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Flutterpage. I try to play 37. My Flutterpage deals more damage. I try to play Lilya. My Flutterpage deals more damage. I try to play Hissabeth. My Flutterpage deals more damage. I want to play poison. Their best team has Flutterpage. I want to play Dynamo. Ulrich's best psychube is Flutterpage's. I want to play Windsong and Liang Yue. They all want Flutterpage.

She grabs me by the throat. I farm Dusts and Sharpodonties for her. I maxes out her psychube. I give her P1. She isn't satisfied. I pull Ezio. "I don't need this much Resonances" She tells me. "Give me more FuA so I can get Eurekas." She grabs J and forces him to burn his hp off. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Fatutu."

I can't pull for Fatutu, I don't have enough Unilogs. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Nautika. She says "Nautika, get them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but constant +% crit, bonus genesis damage and +1AP. What a cruel world.

          Shit man, this wizard war is fucked.

            AKA ‘wizardposting’ the original is from a wizard shitpost from Tumblr before been adopted by other communities. 

            Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

            Warhammer 40K version

            Shit man, this uprising is fucked. I just saw a shard of god clap his hand together and say "drain life" or some similar shit, and everyone around him turned inside out, had their blood drained, and exploded. My Leader didn't even notice that's how common this shit is. My ass is shooting a pipe) gun, and rocking a 60 year old mining outfit. I think I just heard "Phaeron of the Stars" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck out of here.

            Umamusume: Pretty Derby

            Shit man, this Arima Kinen is fucked. I just saw an uma clap her hands together and say Mystifying Murmur some similar shit, and every one around her became Rushed, ran out of Stamina and became glue. The camera didn't even go onto her, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is procing Super-Duper Stoked and level 1 Extra Tank . I think I just heard Behold Thine Emperor's Divine Might two positions over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

            Naruto

            Shit man, this ninja war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "atomic dismantling jutsu" or some similar shit, and every one around him was trapped in a glowing cube, exploded into dust and then disappeared. The sensory types didn't even look at him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is using beast mimicry and fang over fang. I think I just heard "ninja art: scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

            Lancer Deltarune – Darkner war

            Shit man, this Dark World is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "IT'S TV TIME!" or some similar shit, and every one around him was playing a minigame and earning points. There wasn't even a tutorial, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is using Bikey and Lancer Cookies. I think I just heard "YOUR TAKING TOO LONG" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here. 
            My ass is casting splat noise and tier two swear word. I think I just heard "Watch what happens when I cast a spell I don't know!" two groups over. I gotta get the $!$! outta here.

            I only listen to FLACs

              [copypasta] I only listen to FLACs
              byu/pasquyno inaudiojerk

              By u/pasquyno, its a circlejerk of the audiophiles and how different audio formats are discussed.

              I only listen to FLACs. I honestly don't get how you guys can listen to MP3s and not get nauseated by the low quality, even at 320kbps you can hear the compression from over a mile away, I only listen to 1k+ kbps FLACs ripped from REAL CDs, remember those? Compact Discs? Yeah I still use those, none of that compressed streaming bullshit will ever touch my 10000 dollar (yes 1 with four zeroes) audiophile setup, I personally find songs that are not WAV or FLAC unlistenable and am honestly disgusted by people who say otherwise, you plebs keep your mp3s and your m4as, while I get to listen to the best quality music, knowing that even the lowest of sub-bass (down to 1Hz!) will never get cut out, I have no idea if you've ever experienced FLAC music to its fullest, I'd guess you never did because you plebs could never afford such a setup, but when you DO listen to it, you can hear the air between the instruments, the guitar strings crackling against the tabs and even the littlest imperfections in the singer's voice, really feeling the warmth from the music and having a surreal experience, unless you're like me and used to it by now (kind of impossible), I kind of feel sorry for you guys that will never get to experience FLAC music or anything remotely like it in the next 100 years, remember, if you don't have a setup that costs at least 1000 dollars, you are NOT listening to the music, you're only hearing somewhat musical noises with a ton of compression