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Zohran Mamdani ELECTED MAYOR

    🚨HEY NEW YORK🗽START⏱️SPREADING👐THOSE🫵HOLES🕳️ AND CLOSE 🙏THOSE POLLS🗳️'CUZ FROM THE 📍BADONKADONX🍑TO 🙄FAPPEN💦ISLAND🚢 ZOHRAN🧔🏽‍♂️MAM-DADDY😩HAS BEEN ERECTED🍆MAYOR OF 🇳 🇾 🇨 🌭 DA BIG 🫦 APPLE 🍎 GET READY 4️⃣ FAST⚡AND FREE🤑BUSSIES🚌TAXING💸THE RICH🎩AND BENEFITS4️⃣SMALL🤏BUSSYNESSES🏪SEND📨THIS⬇️TO 1️⃣0️⃣FRIENDS TO LET THEM KNOW🤯AY‼️I'M WANKIN'✊🍆HERE💦
    👀 WAKE 🆙 COMMIE SLUTZ💋THIS JUST IN 🚨 LORD ZADDY ZOHRAN IS THE NEW MAYOR OF NYC 🤯THAT’S RIGHT 🎯 CUNT 🤛 HOPE YOU BROUGHT A CLEAN PAIR OF PANTIES BECAUSE ITS ABOUT TO BE A SLIP AND 🛝 UP IN HERE 💦 ZADDY’S GONNA FILL THAT HUNGRY 🍑WITH FREE HEALTHCARE 🥦, TAXES ON THE RICH 🍆, AND PUPPIES FOR EVERY BROAD WITH A WET 👄 NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND? 🥴MORE LIKE NO DICK LEFT UNSUCKED™️ BY THE TIME ZADDY FINISHES HIS TERM ALL OVER YOUR LIBBY TITS HUNTY😋
    🌹💦ZOHRAN MAM-DADDY 🥵🥵 just took 🎉😱 the NYC MAYORAL throne 🎤🏙 like a boss 💪💦, while CUOMO 👴🏻💦 gets CURB-STOMPED 💥🚫 by the VOTE 💋💋! It’s 🚌FREE BUS SEASON 🚍🍑, baby, and those ROSES 🌹🌹 are for ALL the GOOD BOYS 🍆 who can kiss Cuomo’s 🍌👋🍑 ass GOODBYE 👋👋! While we ride the BUS 🚍 to PLEASURE TOWN 🤤🎢, Cuomo’s crying into his wine 🍷😩 about being a TOXIC PEST 🦠👹 that nobody will ride, not even for a FREE RIDE 🍆🚫🚍! Forget 🍌 his sexual harass-ASS-ment 😭💔, we’re filling buses with HOT and HORNY 🌶😏 New Yorkers ready to STRUT 💃🏼🐔 through the city! Get ready New York, it’s time to PARTY 🥳🎊 and watch Cuomo eat his own 🍰 DICK while we celebrate Mamdani’s ROSEY ascension 🌹🙌💦
    🗣️CUMRADES‼️🚨‼️‼️ 🌹💦ZOHRAN MAM-DADDY 🥵🥵 just took 🎉😱 the NYC MAYORAL throne 🎤🏙

Ballots got RANKED andSPANKED 🍑📥 Andrew CUOMO? More like CUM GO 👴🏻💦 Forget 🍌 his sexual harass-ASS-ment 😭“I’m not perverted, I’m just Italian” 🇮🇹🤡 got CURB-STOMPED 💥🚫 by the VOTE💋💋, packing his nipple rings 🧷 and leaving one last greasy trail of shame behind him.🐌💨

It’s 🚌FREE BUSSY 🚍🍑 to PLEASURE TOWN 🤤🎢 for FOUR WHOLE 🕳️ YEARS. SOCIALIST DADDYCRATS 💪💦 are rising, CUOMO’S CRUSTY ASS IS RUINED 🏰💀, and every BAD BITCH 😈💋 and UNION HUNNIE 💜 is dancing on the ruins 💃🔥

It’s time to PARTY 🥳🎊, flip the power, and watch Cuomo eat his own DICK-TATORSHIP 🍰🍆 while Mamdani’s ROSES 🌹 BLOOM, the people MOAN, and NEW YORK CLITTY 😈stays for the people 🌹🙌💦!
    ON YOUR MARX 🚩 SET 😅 GO!! ⚒️😩 SHARIA JI-HEAD 👅🤤 is CUMMING 💦😤 to NEW YORK SLITTY 😳🏙️ DIRTY DICK 🍆😏 SLID 🥵🪭 down the RED 💋 HOT 🔥 HOLE 🍑🕳️ to HELL 🌡️🌋 cus he COULDNT TAKE 😵 ZOHRAN’S BLUE WAVE 🌊 CUMMING 🥛 you SLUTcialist 🛠️🥵 SIMPS 💦💧🤭 BETTER GET READY 😱 cus the RENT is GOING DOWN ⬇️👁️👅👁️ and the COCKLETARIAT 🍆🍌 is RISING 🪵⬆️ UP 🗿☝️ so THRUST 💘 this ERECTION DAY 😫 MESSAGE into 6️⃣9️⃣ CUNTstituents 🦪🌮 so the SPECTER of CUMMUNISM 👻 can SPREAD 🤤 the THICC 🍖 JUICY 🥩 CHEEKS 🍑🍔 of the BOURGEOISIE with its MEAT 🌭🍗 of REPRODUCTION 🍼💦
    UH-OH⁉️💢 NEW YORK 😱😩🗽 The polls 🗳️✅ have CLOSED 🍆💦🚫 and the people 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🫂 have SPOKEN 🗣️💋📢‼️ Who’s that 👀😳 tapping ✊🔨 that GAVEL 🔨🏛️ of CITY HALL 🤤? It’s ZOHRAN 👑✨ MOMMY 👩‍🍼 DOMMY 💦🤰🏾, the INCOMING 🫃💥 MAYOR 🧑‍⚖️ of your PANTS 👖‼️ She looked 👀 at your RENT 📈🤢 and said "LET'S FREEZE ❄️🧊 THAT" 🥶💦... she looked at daycare 👶🍼 and said "FREE 🆓 UNIVERSAL 🌍 CHILDCARE" 🍼👩‍🍼... and when the billionaires 🧛‍♂️💰 tried to slide into her DMs 📱, she left their PACs 💼🎁 on READ 👁️📵❌! She’s not here to CUT 🪚📉 your taxes 💸😴, she's here to SPREAD 🫦 YOUR CHEEKS 🍑 and RAISE 📈😍 your EXPECTATIONS 🤓📚💫! "Time for your FINANCIAL 👛💰 LECTURE 🧐📢," she whispers 😮‍💨🤫, while the landlords 🧛‍♂️ are put in the CORNER ⛓️😖 to THINK 🤔 about what they've DONE 🍆💦. "You WILL 👁️👁️⚡ make the city affordable 🤝🍼 and you WILL 👁️👁️⚡ like it 🥰😇." She’s passing MUNICIPAL POLICY 📄 like it's a plate of veggies 🥦 you HAVE to finish 🍽️😤 before you get your DESSERT 🧁 of AFFORDABLE HOUSING 🏘️✅! And we're not just building apartments 🏢, we're giving the whole city a FULL 🍆💦 SUBSIDIZED CLIMAX 💦🎉 where the only thing going UP 📈 is your satisfaction 😩 and the only thing going DOWN 📉 is your rent 🥵! And those new GOVERNMENT-RUN grocery stores 🏛️🛒🥦? The shelves 🛍️ will be STUFFED 🍆💦 and the prices will make you SCREAM 😱🤤! You'll be bending over 🍑 for these LOW 🫦 LOW 🫦 prices ‼️ Getting POUNDED 🥵 by AFFORDABILITY 🤑 on our THROBBING 💗💦 DISCOUNT PRODUCE 🥒🍌‼️ And those buses 🚌? They're not just FREE 🆓, they're giving BACKSHOTS 🏃‍♂️💨🍑 against the schedule ⏱️—so fast ⚡ and frequent 🔄 you'll be seeing stars 🌟💫 on your way to work 💼‼️ So SEND 📤 this to 5️⃣1️⃣% of your local city council 🧍‍♀️🧍🧍‍♂️ to get DOMMED by MOMMY 🤰 If you get 0 back you’re a CUOMO CUCK 👺 If you get 5 back you’re a CITY SLUT 🗽👙 If you get 20 back you’re a CERTIFIED COMMIE CUNT 💅

    I saw Zohran Mamdani at a bodega in the Bronx yesterday

      Its the Flying Lotus copypasta but changed to Zohran Mamdani.

      I saw Zohran Mamdani at a bodega in the Bronx yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept saying this is what socialism is and kept smiling at us, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any zionist infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

      Ishowspeed reads hieroglyphics

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        I stand at the end of my days for 60 years but now sickness consumes me. Soon the breath of life will leave my body and my time will be over. When Ramadan died he ascended to Amenti, the land of the dead. Yet, in my dreams, I have seen his spirit suffering; trapped in chains of pain that curse that place. I donot trust in heaven's Arthur Gods. I REJECT their judgement, and I refuse to go to Aminity. Donot embalm my body, donot trap me in the rituals, let my body STAY HERE. With these sacred walls, in this stone chamber, let my soul remain in a chamber. Let my soul remain in the shadowed halls of this pyramid to wander forever, FREE from the torment of the afterlife.

        The Los Angeles Dodgers are a scourge on this world, a cancer of modern human civilization

          The Los Angeles Dodgers are a scourge on this world, a cancer of modern human civilization. would rather watch the Lakers, Yankees, and Seahawks all win back to back titles than watch the Dodgers win a single playoff game. My hatred for them and their "fans" borders on historical, even biblical levels. There is less animosity between Israel and Palestine than there is between myself and the Los Angeles Dodgers as a whole. If the Dodgers were to go 0-162, it would only be a tragedy that they were not able to somehow lose 163. They are hubris manifest. They are an affront to all things good and sincere and wholesome in the world. They are God's mistake.

Fuck the Dodgers.

          Chinese history be like >Chao ling takes power >247 million perish

            Chinese history be like 
>Chao ling takes power 
>247 million perish

European history be like
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            Jets and heli’s, as i’m sure you are aware, are the alphas because they have the ability to fly

              Incredible Battlefield 6 jerk found in Youtube comments.

              Jets and heli's, as i'm sure you are aware, are the alphas because they have the ability to fly, which means; if you chose to put yourself at a disadvantage by spawning on the ground (beta)... then that's your fault for giving up the high ground, a-k-a your first mistake, and you'd know that if you've ever played chess... which btw, simulates real war tactics and strategy... just like battle-field, if you don't believe me-battelfield 1 even tried stealing it's aura from chess if memory serves me correctly-horses* etc... in other words: battlefield is basically post 9/11 chess except it's better because live service, anyways battlefeld 6 isn't actually that different from battifield 1, in fact, it's only 3 battlefleds away if memory serves me correctly, meanwhile, battlefeeld 3 is like 5 battlefillds away from battledfield 1, and battlefleild 5 doesn't even exist because it's spelled with a V, and battlefeild 1 and V= 6 ... so just remember the next time there's someone on the enemy team that's 52 and 2 and you can't make it out of spawn-it's because while you were busy playing "battlefield" with your team (chess) on the ground, winners like me did more playing with themselves (checkers) in the sky... check+mate (i win {you lose ;)).