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The Nijika Pledge

    Every Nijika copypasta
    Since Nijika is the paragon of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Nijika’s great boon and in order to return her favour by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty.
    
    Who is Nijika? For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmiac, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle. For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy. For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism. For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalised, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation. For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education.
    
    If Nijika speaks, I listen. If Nijika questions, I answer. If Nijika orders, I obey. If Nijika opines, I agree. If Nijika fears, I assure. If Nijika hopes, I dream. If Nijika is happy, I am jubilant. If Nijika is angry, I am apoplectic. If Nijika is sad, I am disconsolate.
    
    Nijika is my ideal, Nijika is my romance, Nijika is my passion. Nijika is my strength, Nijika is my compass, Nijika is my destination. Nijika is my language, Nijika is my culture, Nijika is my religion. Nijika is my ocean, Nijika is my mountain, Nijika is my sky, Nijika is my air, Nijika is my sun, Nijika is my moon, Nijika is my world. Nijika is history, Nijika is present, Nijika is future.
    
    If Nijika has a million fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has ten fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has only one fan, that is me. If Nijika has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole universe is for Nijika, then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Nijika, then I am against the whole universe. I will love, cherish, and protect Nijika until my very last breath; my successors will love, cherish and protect Nijika until their very last breath.
    
    Life without Nijika is no life at all. Death with Nijika is life. In the inconceivable event that Nikija is no longer in this world, living without her would be an unimaginable insult, and thus our only absolution would be to clear the now sullied human race from the Earth. 
    
    May Nijika grant us grace eternal
    Since Nijika is the paragone of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Nijika’s great boon and in order to return her favour by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty.
    Who is Nijika? For the blind, she is vision. For the hungry, she is the chef. For the thirsty, she is water. If Nijika thinks, I agree. If Nijika speaks, I'm listening. If Nijika has a million fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has ten fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has only one fan, that is me. If Nijika has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole world is against Nijika, I am against the whole world. I will love Nijika until my very last breath.
    Who is Nijika?
    
    For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmiac, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle.
    
    For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy.
    
    For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism.
    
    For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalised, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation.
    
    For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education.
    If Nijika speaks, I listen. If Nijika questions, I answer. If Nijika orders, I obey.
    
    If Nijika opines, I agree. If Nijika fears, I assure. If Nijika hopes, I dream.
    
    If Nijika is happy, I am jubilant. If Nijika is angry, I am apoplectic. If Nijika is sad, I am disconsolate.
    Nijika is my ideal, Nijika is my romance, Nijika is my passion.
    
    Nijika is my strength, Nijika is my compass, Nijika is my destination.
    
    Nijika is my language, Nijika is my culture, Nijika is my religion.
    
    Nijika is my ocean, Nijika is my mountain, Nijika is my sky, Nijika is my air, Nijika is my sun, Nijika is my moon, Nijika is my world.
    
    Nijika is history, Nijika is present, Nijika is future.
    If Nijika has a million fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has ten fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has only one fan, that is me. If Nijika has no fans, I no longer exist.
    
    If the whole universe is for Nijika, then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Nijika, then I am against the whole universe.
    
    I will love, cherish, and protect Nijika until my very last breath; my successors will love, cherish and protect Nijika until their very last breath.
    In Nijika we trust, amen 🙏

    I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter.

      I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for other men.
      
      Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ravage her every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
      
      As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically. 

      Kelvin Benjamin says Greg Olsen’s girlfriend made a great Thanksgiving dinner

        [Brooke Pryor] Kelvin Benjamin says Greg Olsen’s girlfriend made a great Thanksgiving dinner, and he didn’t realize how hard it hit him until the first quarter today. He sat out a series or two, got some oranges and was ok after that. Finished with 16 catches, 129 total yds, 1 TD.
        Najee Harris says Pat Freiermuth’s girlfriend made a great Thanksgiving dinner, and he didn’t realize how hard it hit him until the first quarter today. 
        
        He sat out a series or two, got some oranges and was ok after that.

        valarante child game

          valaranted child game twitch pasta

          Original

          Initially started as a copypasta that is often spammed in Twitch chat during pro Valorant matches, it has become a classic CS vs Valorant pasta.

          valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

          Updated for CS2 grapfix

          vallve know valarant gonna kill cs, thats why they make it more like.,.
          valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism so need child game to relax
          ...now cs2 child game to 
          is are the why they makings of counter STRIKE 2 onto the child like of game ? is because of valorent ...................... riot with cartonie look brung childe from forst nitche and become good gamer valarans now used first pearson shot video gaming then its for with this mekanik of swich the the young child gamer from game of riot soft ware vvalornt bring to cs2 all strategiche from valve to bring more gamer to counter STRIKE 2 with these chage from dark realiztik to more friedely tone of looks is good ......... i thinks 

          PROJECT ZOMBOID IS NOT JUST A GAME

            Project Zomboid is a TRAINING PROGRAM copypasta

            From a Steam review of the game Project Zomboid.

            PROJECT ZOMBOID IS NOT JUST A GAME. You think it’s a “zombie survival sim”? No, no, my sweet summer child. It’s a TRAINING PROGRAM. The government? They're watching. Every move you make in Knox County, every botched escape plan, every time you drink tainted water—THEY KNOW.
            
            It’s a social experiment. Why do you think they keep updating it? To “enhance gameplay”? WRONG. They’re testing how far you can be pushed. You think the fog is “atmospheric”? It’s 5G MIND CONTROL WAVES. Why else do the zombies wander towards your safehouse like they KNOW where you are? THEY’RE NOT AI. That’s the IRS agents they converted into sleeper cells.
            
            You ever wonder why you can’t find a cure? You’re not supposed to. The virus? It’s real. THEY’RE PREPARING US. Bill Gates and the lizard cabal have already stockpiled their bunkers. Google “Knox Event” and you’ll find NOTHING. Cuz THEY SCRUBBED IT. This game isn’t about surviving—it’s about CONTROL.
            
            The helicopters? Surveillance drones. The random gunshots? MKULTRA participants escaping. Wake up. It’s not “Project Zomboid.” IT’S PROJECT ZION. And when the power grid goes down IRL, you’ll know who tried to warn you. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR CANNED PEACHES, SHEEP. 

            IS THAT A MFING GUILTY GEAR REFERENCE?!?

              IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING GUILTY GEAR REFERENCE?!??!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS A BALANCED ROSTER?!!!?!!??!!??!!!! “Mankind knew that they cannot change society, so instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the beast HEAVEN OR HELL?” 🗣️🗣️🗣️🥶🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🥶😩😩😩😩🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🥶😩🥶🥶🔥😩😩🔥RADIOOOOO 👹👹👹🔥🔥🔥🔥😭☕️😭🔥🔥👹👹👹 Sol Badguy is SO BADASS 😭😭🔥💥💥👹👹💥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Ky is the best Twink 👅👅👅👅 FIGHT LKKE A TIGER WALK THROUGH THE PARK! MISS AND INPUT AND YOU DIE! 🐅🐅🐅🐅 POTEMUKIN BUSTAH 🥶 “Is born first the egg or the chicken?” The omelette DUMBASS 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣Elphelt is the best WAIFU 😩 ELPHELT WIFE 💖 ELPHELT WIFE 💖 ELPHELT WIFE 💖 ELPHELT WIFE 💖 ELPHELT WIFE 💖 ELPHELT WIFE 💖 ELPHELT WIFE 💖 ELPHELT WIFE 💖 ELPHELT WIFE 💖 ELPHELT WIFE 💖 ELPHELT WIFE 💖 ELPHELT WIFE 💖 ELPHELT WIFE 💖ELPHELT WIFE 💖 ELPHELT WIFE 💖ELPHELT WIFE 💖 peak fiction 🗿㊙️🛏️ RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. BEG FOR MY FORGIVENESS OR, BETTER YET, JUST KILL YOURSELVES! 🤖🤖🤖🤖 WHEN WILL THEY ADD HOLY ORDER SOL TO STRIVE⁉️⁉️‼️❓⁉️ Can’t wait for Dante to be playable! 🚳💯💯💯