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You’re a gambling woman, right, Wraith?

    Doorman says this to Wraith in the Deadlock.

    “You're a gambling woman, right, Wraith? I bet you don't have the will to stay here until I'm finished talking. You're probably scoffing at the idea right now. Why would I do that? There's nothing to gain, and yet you're curious. Maybe the risk is worth the reward. Maybe there is a carrot at the end of the stick. Even as your life is slowly ebbing from your body, you wonder if this is a trick. Some sort of meta-commentary that is challenging you, and if you stay the course, riches await. They don't. Well, maybe they do, and this is part of the trick. Maybe I'm desperate to stall time because I need you to back out before you gain immeasurable power. Are you still alive? I can keep talking. You're fun.”

    I’m sick of Zeus. I try to play Scorch. My Blitz deals more damage.

      By u/Furiouscat21, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to the Zeus boons from Hades 2.

      I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Zeus. I try to play Scorch. My Blitz deals more damage. I try to play Poseidon. My Blitz deals more damage. I try to play Blast. My Blitz deals more damage. I want to play Demeter. Her best team has Zeus. I want to play Ares, Hera. They both want Zeus.

He grabs me by the throat. I Pom for him. I reroll for him. I give him the Cloud Bangle. He isn't satisfied. I pick Extended Family. "I don't need this much Damage %" He tells me. "Give me more Poms." He grabs Echo and forces her to Pom Pom Pom. "You just need to pop Blitz more. I can deal more damage with King's Ransom."

I can't pick King's Ransom, I have no Hera core Boon. He grabs my Fate Dice. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs his lightning. He says "It's over, young lady." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but high flat damage curse application. What a cruel world.

      OH NO! MARUZENSKY’S SWIMSUIT STRAP LOOKS LIKE IT’S BREAKING, GUYS!! WHAT’S GOING TO-AMAZING!! MARUZENSKY DOESN’T CARE!!

        Started as a shitpost in Malay for Maruzensky from Umamusume on Facebook. It was so funny that fans translated it to EN and then JP as a meme. The original FB post had since been taken down.

        Now we're entering the final spurt, folks- OH NO! MARUZENSKY'S SWIMSUIT STRAP LOOKS LIKE IT'S BREAKING, GUYS!! WHAT'S GOING TO- AMAZING!! MARUZENSKY DOESN'T CARE!! MARUZENSKY IS RUNNING FAST AND FURTHER TOWARDS THE FINISH LINE!! MARUZENSKYYY!!

        Japanese version

        さあ、いよいよラストスパートだ、みんな！…おっと！マルゼンスキーの水着のストラップが切れそうだよ、みんな！！どうなっちゃうの… すごい！！マルゼンスキーは気にしない！！マルゼンスキーはゴールに向かってさらに速く、さらに遠くへ走っている！！マルゼンスキーーー！！

        Original (Malay)

        "Sekarang kita memasuki last spurt, saudara-saudar- OH TIDAK! TALI SWIMSUIT MARUZENSKY NAMPAKNYA PUTUS SAUDARA-SAUDARA!! APAKAH YANG AKAN-LUAR BIASA!! MARUZENSKY TIDAK PEDULI!! MARUZENSKY BERLARI MELESAT SEMAKIN CEPAT MENUJU GARIS FINISH!! MARUZENSKYYY!!"

        There’s a boy who loves playing Dota 2. On his birthday…

          A touching story
          byu/Jun13 inDotA2
          There's a boy who loves playing Dota 2. On his birthday, his long-time crush asked, "What's the phrase that you hear most often when playing Dota 2?" Wanting to impress the girl, he answered, "Of course it's 'Rampage'!" The girl heard it and left. After a few days the girl asked the boy to lend her his computer, for his birthday gift. The boy finally got back his computer & searched for a Dota 2 game immediately. When the game started he realized that the girl has replaced all the in-game announcer sounds with recordings of her own cute voice. Years passed. The boy and the girl are no longer in contact. When the boy finally got a Rampage for the first time in his life, he was overwhelmed with regret. Because that was when he heard, "I love you". The moral of the story, is that.. NOOBS DON'T DESERVE LOVE. 
          I cry evry tiem
          liek if u cri
          Fak em so sed
          i liek cz i cri

          Transfem puppygirl Jesus

            From a Tweet by @girlcel_ who had since privated her Twitter to avoid harassment. 

            puppygirl jesus: y,youre like,,, the coolest person ive ever met,, you're like a goddess,,, i wanna spend the rest of my life serving you..
girl she's getting high with: dude,, aren't you like,, the daughter of god or something? are you allowed to say that..?
puppygirl jesus: [completely out of it] hehee,,, if ur a goddess and im the daughter of god, does that make you my mommyy~
girl she's with: no, dude i- you're hot or whatever like i fw you but,,, i think if i play along with this vibe ill go to hell or smth..
puppygirl jesus: [concerned] o-oh,,, am i getting mommy in trouble? puppy's sorry... y-you can punish me if you want,, i,, im a good girl i can take SO many lashings we can count them if you want we-

            Listen. Please dont down vote me, but im going to bitch and youre going to read it, or youre not.

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              byu/Background-Set-1369 from discussion
              inblackmagicfuckery
              Listen. Please dont down vote me, but im going to bitch and youre going to read it, or youre not. But i need to let this out.

This mother fucker. Dude doing his magic tricks? Ive been seeing him since he started. Which was a rough start. VERY VERY obviously faked videos with everyone in the video aware of what hes doing. Super scripted magic shit or stuff like magic but often like... really obvious stuff. Always had tons of girls in the videos (tho half of them looked like actual meth addicts) and i HATED the videos. Think it was facebook i first found him. I blocked him. Instead of bitching, i blocked. It was the mature move. But then other pages shared his garbage and i blocked all of those too, and it happened lots. But damn i eventually find him on instagram and block him and then other accounts sharing his garbage. Got me at tiktok and damn aas tiktok bad. I eventually had to make new accounts on facebook and tiktok for personal reasons and bumped into him another 12 times. No lie. Its been 12 times in the last year and a half alone, and many times before that. I still find his new accounts or people sharing it every once in a while. Reddit was my only safe place from this guy. I REALLY REALLY dislike him. I dont dislike probably any other "influencer" other than that girl that did tiny hand russian skits or something.

But oh my gosh. I cant believe hes still chasing me. This is a first, finding him on reddit. Im not too surprised. Some people like his stuff, i dont actually watch any of his newer stuff so i have no idea if hes improved. But his older shit i got stuck with was like 5th grade socially awkward me doing a commercial for a school project back in 2007. I pray i dont see him again in this group. Im being dead serious, no exaggeration. This man is the only man i allocate distaste for on earth and it leaves me peace for the rest of the people in the world. End of rant.

Edit: his name is Justin Flom