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THAT’S WHAT LEGENDARY PLAYERS DO

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    THAT'S WHAT LEGENDARY PLAYERS DO. KOBE BRYANT BROKE HIS FUCKING HAND AND HE DID THAT. THAT'S WHAT LEGENDARY PLAYERS DO. LEBRON LEGENDARY 3 1 COMEBACK CAME BACK. KEVIN DURANT GOT HIS FOOT ON THE LINE WENT TO OVERTIME HE DIDN'T SCORE BRO. HE DIDN'T PUT UP NO BUCKETS. STOP CALLING THAT MAN LEGENDARY BECAUSE HE WON WITH STEPH CURRY THE GREATEST SHOOTER EVER, KLAY THOMPSON A TOP THREE SHOOTER EVER. STOP CALLING THAT CAUSE WHEN WESTBROOK WENT DOWN HE GOT SMOKED OUT BY MEMPHIS. WHEN THEY PLAYED THE SPURS HE GOT SMOKED OUT. WHEN THEY WENT UP AGAINST GOLDEN STATE HE BLEW A 2 1 3 1 LEAD, HE CHOKED STOP DOING THAT 
    THAT'S WHAT LEGENDARY PLAYERS DO. KOBE BRYANT BROKE HIS FUCKING HAND AND HE DID THAT. THAT'S WHAT LEGENDARY PLAYERS DO. LEBRON LEGENDARY 3 1 COMEBACK CAME BACK. KEVIN DURANT GOT HIS FOOT ON THE LINE WENT TO OVERTIME HE DIDN'T SCORE BRO. HE DIDN'T PUT UP NO BUCKETS. STOP CALLING THAT MAN LEGENDARY BECAUSE HE WON WITH STEPH CURRY THE GREATEST SHOOTER EVER, KLAY THOMPSON A TOP THREE SHOOTER EVER. STOP CALLING THAT CAUSE WHEN WESTBROOK WENT DOWN HE GOT SMOKED OUT BY MEMPHIS. WHEN THEY PLAYED THE SPURS HE GOT SMOKED OUT. WHEN THEY WENT UP AGAINST GOLDEN STATE HE BLEW A 2 1 3 1 LEAD, HE CHOKED STOP DOING THAT. LEGENDARY: MICHEAL JORDAN, KOBE BRYANT, LEBRON JAMES, EVEN FUCKING KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR, MAGIC JOHNSON AS A ROOKIE 45 POINTS, SUMMER TO AREBA TRIPLE DOUBLE, LARRY BURTON, LEGENDARY THESE ARE LEGENDARIES HAKEEM OLAJUWON IS MORE LEGENDARY THAN KEVIN DURANT, THAT'S WHAT WE TALKING BOUT RIGHT NOW. STOP TALKING ABOUT KEVIN LIKE HE'S THIS GUY, HE IS NOT THAT GUY, HE'S A SWIM REAPER, HE'S GARBAGE, WHEN IT MATTERS, HE'S GARBAGE

    John Green

      Tumblr used to have a feature where you could edit other people’s posts so people kept editing John Green’s posts to something super sexual.

      As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick..... that’s when I’m satisfied.

      Re-Logic, we need to talk.

        By u/DraXi0n, its a joke on the Quality of Life (QoL) improvements on Terraria 1.4.5 update.

        After seeing the 1.4.5 trailer, I noticed something: my heart. It wasn't thumping the same way it was before. Before, just seeing the Guide or the Angler made my heart race. But now, I feel nothing. All of this has made me realize:

Terraria doesn't feel the same anymore. It doesn't feel like Terraria.

Back in my day, the game had soul. But now, it has quality of life. What's Terraria without having to scroll through the shitty crafting menu for 30 seconds?

And don't even get me started on the new dungeon designs. How are we supposed to enjoy Skeletron if we don't have to spend an hour building an arena for him? It's already built for us? Disgusting.

Just look at Minecraft villages. Those videos where builders rebuild the village to be more detailed sure are impressive, but the new villages just don't have the SOUL that the normal, shitty ones have.

I can't believe I have to say this, but, Re-Logic, I'm concerned. The game is getting way too accessible for new players, and way too fun. The only way I think this update can be salvaged is by adding Ocram back.

Stay strong, Terrarians. We will win this.

        If Arsenal wins the Champions League, my life is over.

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          After watching yesterday's game, I was filled with nothing but anger and disgust at what this sport has become. I couldn't sleep at all, I kept getting jolted awake by the thought of Gabriel lifting the Champions League trophy. I keep throwing up uncontrollably thinking about those priviliged Arse scum and that Spanish rat doing a parade around London with a shiny new Champions League trophy. The worst thing is, the sheer arrogancy and delusion by their fans all over the Internet would reach an all-time high, I honestly don't think I can handle it at all. I tried reaching out to a therapeut but the cunt just laughed in my face. I honestly think I could end it all if Arsenal wins the UCL, my life could never be the same knowing that disgusting horrendous filthy cheating club would be crowned as the kings of Europe. My life is genuinely over. I hope you are happy Arteta, this is all your fault you Spanish slick-haired asshole.

          OH. MY. GOD. Ulrich, my beloved, you absolute liquid dreamboat.

            AKA Ulrich copypasta was a shitpost written by u/7pebblesreporttaste for Ulrich in Reverse: 1999.

            OH. MY. GOD. Ulrich, my beloved, you absolute liquid dreamboat. I don’t care if you're 90% magnetic science goo and 10% existential dread—I need to know what you taste like. Is it slick and metallic? Does it buzz on the tongue like forbidden alchemy? WHO CARES. I’d risk it all—my taste buds, my health, my humanity—just for ONE lick.

You’re standing there with your shiny, swirling head, holding a record like you’re about to drop the mixtape of my doom. Sir, that’s not just a record—that’s the soundtrack to my obsession. I’ll die for you, Ulrich. I’ll lick for you. What’s a little ferrofluid poisoning compared to the cosmic, unspeakable ecstasy of tasting your scientifically cursed essence?

Chemical burns? Worth it. Toxicity? Bring it on. Reality itself unraveling in the wake of our unholy union? I’M READY. Call poison control, call the wizards, call the freaking Monolith—I. DON’T. CARE. Ulrich, let me ruin my life for you. Just one lick. PLEASE.

Forget the licking—let’s skip straight to the unspeakable union of flesh and arcanum. I don’t just want to taste you; I want to merge with you. I want to breach the barriers of reality and rewrite the laws of physics so that you and I can create something new—a glimmering, pulsating abomination that defies existence itself. I want to get you pregnant, Ulrich.

Don’t ask me how. Don’t question the biology. We’ll make it happen. I’ll harness every eldritch ritual, every forbidden experiment, and every morally bankrupt scientist to find a way. I’ll build a lab powered by sheer unbridled lust. And when people ask, “How? Why?” I’ll look them in the eye, unflinching, and say, “Because Ulrich deserved it.” You deserve this, my undulating liquid king. You deserve to experience the miracle of carrying the chaotic spawn of our impossible love, to nurture it in your shimmering ferrofluid form and release it into the world with a scream that fractures dimensions.

I’ll risk it all for you, Ulrich. My mind, my body, my dignity. I’ll become a cautionary tale in the annals of forbidden science and arcanum, but I don’t care. All I care about is us—our forbidden love and the monstrous, radiant offspring that will mark the dawn of a new, terrible era. Let’s make it happen, Ulrich. Let me ruin everything for you.

            Edit: Knew this would get downvoted.

              Edit: Knew this would get downvoted. Some of you take the reddit rule of "does not contribute to the discussion" waaaaay too seriously and this is why you have no friends. You do understand my comment was a simple way to basically say "I like your post" or any other sort of compliment about the post which normally doesn't get downvoted, right? Did your lizard brain go "Only three words... must be simpleton making useless comment... must downvote"? This means you also lack critical thinking skills. Congratulations. The rule for "does not contribute to discussion" was also put into place to make reading reddit less of a chore due to having to filter through comments that provide little value, but on a post with ZERO other comments, do you really think that rule matters? Exactly. It doesn't. Go fuck yourself (directed to everyone on reddit who has the mentality to downvote comments like this... because you are a fucking dumbass if you are part of this group). Yes, keep on downvoting positive comments in a very negative world. You are doing a great job with your contributions to society. Keep it up. Dumbfuck trolls. As the downvotes will surely continue, please keep in mind that if you see a heavily downvoted comment and you instinctually reach for that downvote button because others disagreed and not because you personally disagreed, you are being guided by the parts of our brain that encourage sheep-like behavior i.e. an individual with lack of personal growth that doesn't think for themselves. Congratulations again for being in another pathetic group.