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Transcript of the leaked Chris Chan phone call

    Chris: so yeah she's got really— a bit— sensitive G-spot— C-spot because apparently I don't believe her— I don't believe Mr C or any of her past boyfriends and ex husbands— they haven't really hit her G-spot with their dicks. They were more focused on their own instead of focusing on her which— that's my focus... yeah it is. But still have Magi-chan and Crystal incest fanfics. We're both using care and caution... there was— there was a time where I just gave her comfort and talked with her... and we just crashed out slow and steady... and I approached her positively by her making the first move. She wanted to do it and... yeah. Ugh, I don't remember exactly... it was her first move by my approach... well I forgot what exactly— what terminology I used. I approached with care and caution... and I was direct and firm with her for the most part. I don't remember exactly what she said but... I think she was partially confused at one point... but then she came around obviously... with the more approaching that I was doing with her. But yeah it was simple... lip to lip kissing... but yeah it was actually good and it felt right. Well obviously I remember a long time ago that I even had dreams where I had... Where I had sex with her obviously. Yeah that's right... the Oedipus— I would say it was satisfactory... it took a while, a few tries, to— it was also... she's very understanding about the whole thing as well... I was direct with her— still direct and honest with her... and I made sure that I honestly made sure that I'm never going to propose marriage to her at all... because we're already daughter and mother. We're doing it on every third night... with the first night being on June 27th. Yeah... it took us a few nights to figure out... what feels right and... didn't feel right and... yeah, she's having a good time with what we figured out. Yeah, I haven't called her mom in... quite some time now. I'm more calling her love at this point. Yeah... between Barbara and I it is... it is an open relationship... I made that very clear with her. Uhh... not anything extravagant but... we do, as often as possible, we do the dinner table together... we try to eat at the dinner table but we haven't been able to do much as I've had a crown on my tooth… so have had to switch to a soup diet ...and bring out her inner child side. I try and guide her towards the positives and— yeah obviously, would've wanted someone younger or who was close to my age... obviously. But yeah, not to many others at this point in time. But yeah... I'm attracting my twin flame, we proceed towards it more slowly. Alright... so anyway... with the events and everything I was feeling I really needed like... a sexual release. Everything was coming into good alignment... I thought I would take a dive for it and really... I was just very very horny and... the true and honest relationship to come about... Obviously this was the best way to do it. I don't want to believe labels and all, but— [video ends]

    40,000 digits of pi but some numbers are wrong

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      Mickey Mouse

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        New anime plot

          basically theres this high school girl except shes got huge boobs
          i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.

          I like boobs

            booba
            Why yes, I do fancy myself an appreciator (a connoisseur, if you will) of the finest part of the weaker sex, those which are frequently identified as 'breasts', however those of a more crass vernacular may also refer to them as boobs, boobies, knockers, jugs, shoulder boulders, and a myriad other decidedly uncouth names, most certainly not refined enough to even begin to touch upon the true beauty of such soft, refined perfection, moulded by the lucky hands of God Himself. My own personal experience with these absolute sculptured artworks is rather limited, for reasons I can comprehend but will refrain from explaining, however I am currently accepting applications from those who wish to privately showcase their true beauty to me, mayhaps? ;)

            i forgor 💀

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              i rember 😁 why i forgor 💀
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              nah, you forgor 💀 how to be funny.
              
              you forgor 💀 how to be original.
              
              you forgor 💀 how to be a decent human being in society.
              
              "i rember 😁"
              
              yeah, you rember 😁 the reason your parents divorced.
              
              you rember 😁 the reason why youre alone.
              
              you rember 😁 why nobody likes you.
              
              shut up lmao