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    SHEESH!

      💪👈😬sheeeesh
      😬 SHEEEESH |👈 👇
      😫  sheesh
      👇👈
      SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH
      💪👈🥶
      Straight bussin 😂💯😂💯😂💯😂💯😂💯😂💯😂💯😂

      I can hear my roommate masturbating through the walls, should I walk in on her?

        I rent an apartment with a friend. At night I can sometimes hear her breathing heavily and masturbating. Not through the room, but the walls. For some reason, sound travels easily through these walls. I noticed it when I lay in bed one night and leaned the side of my head to the wall making my ear sit right next to the wall. She is kind of shy and reserved. I of course have to masturbate as well when I hear her doing it since it's so incredibly hot.
        
        What I've been thinking about is kind of just walking in on her with a bulging boner asking her if she needs help. That or maybe just telling her how hot it is. I don't know...
        
        Not sure what the results are going to be though.
        
        EDIT: I decided to walk in on her. It went okay.

        find the gay person:

          If you're bi, does that mean that you'll be trapped in purgatory?
          find the gay person:
          
          👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿
          
          can’t find them?
          
          that’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is they’re going to hell

          What a beautiful day for cooming to TIFU posts

            Your average TIFU redditor
            (Wakes up) The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming to TIFU posts. Good morning Reddit, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hop on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a NSFW tag?? HMMGH, I-I MUST UPVOTE, GOOD SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, UPVOTE, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.

            TIFU by having sex with my dominant girlfriend

              TIFU is an internet slang term that stands for “Today I F***ed Up.”
              first off, im a bisexual female.
              
              I fucked up by doing something a little awkward while having sex. the fuck up is actually making up a story so horny redditors can have a wank over something which never happened. PLEASE, give me expensive reddit awards so i can browse reddit without having to deal with those stupid ads.
              
              TL;DR: the tl dr is basically just a pun which is even more misleading than the title.