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CUMGRESSIONAL🍆💦💦💦 🅱️ASE🅱️ALL⚾️ DAY

    In the year of our lord 1️⃣7️⃣7️⃣6️⃣, the founding daddies😩😩😩👨 of this great nation🇺🇲 signed the Dicklaration🍆 of Indepenis🥵😈🤤. Now, over two✌️ salaciously👅 sensual👄 centuries💯 later, their fullest, girthiest🤏🙅‍♀️ vision👀 is being realized: that's right, today is the day📅 of the annual CUMGRESSIONAL💦💦💦 🅱️ASE-cock-and-🅱️ALL-torture⚾️🥴😘 GAME!!! Today, the donkey-dicked🐴 Democrats💙 go head-to-head👅💧 with the ravenously😋 raunchy🤬 Republicans🐘🚩 in a heated🔥 competition that'll make you wish🤞 you were out there🧢 with them fondling their 🅱️alls⚾️⚾️😛 and swinging those things🏏🍆 around. Make sure to root, root, root for the hoe💋🤪 team; if they don't win, it's a walk🚷 of shame😅😫💔!!! Keep an eye👁 out for all those House hotties🔥🥵🥵🥵 and Senate sex🫂💦 symbols♂️♀️ in all their voluptuously 🅱️ootylicious🍑🍑🍑 🅱️aseball 🅱️eauty😍, and remember🤔: it's 1️⃣, 2️⃣, 3️⃣ strokes✊️🍆 and you're OUT🌈  at the old 🅱️all⚾️😝 game!!! Send this to 🔟 of your most provocative🤒😳 political🏛 pals🤝‼️ If you get 0️⃣-5️⃣ back, you're a Ted Cruz-y🤢 floozy🤮🤮🤮! If you get 5️⃣-🔟 back, you're a cumgressional💦 🅱️all 🅱️oy candickdate🍆😜🤧! If you get 🔟➕️ back, you're one of the Mommy🤱 Pelosi🤑 🅱️all slurping👅 virtuosi!!!

    I want to fuck sniper from TF2

      TF2 sniper copypasta
      Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the tf2 sniper so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to 2fort battlements I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with mundy. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of snipers tight assassin bussy. I want him to have my assassin/crazed gunman babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me fucking my dad's rifle again. I'd modify it to look like his gun and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see sniper again.

      WOKE GTA be like

        GTA V woke version
        Original Tweet
        WOKE GTA be like oh my god trevor you just MISGENDERED the NON BINARY bank teller (they/them) the PRONOUN POLICE are on their way grab all the SOY you can get we need to leave the GENDER BANK in 60 seconds our POC getaway driver is waiting outside in an ELECTRIC CAR

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          Terraria underground music 
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          Cr1tikals videos be like

            Cr1TiKaL or Penguinz0 copypasta
            "Yesterday something bad happened, something so atrocious that will spread your butt cheeks just by hearing it, so bad even Thanos would clap his cheeks and run away , i went outside, now i know all of you might say that's not a bad thing but going outside isn't my cup of cum, when i felt the cold wind tingling my butt hole i rushed back inside faster than a CS player rushing B, so that's about it, see ya."