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In a fight? Here is what you do, my friend.

    this is your planar form
    Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.
 
Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.
 
Begin to piss and shit yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.
 
He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.
 
Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.

    Did you just try to troll me?

      Hold on bucko.
      Hold on, bucko. 😤 Did you just try to troll me? Well, NEWS FLASH BUD!!! I was JOKING!!!! 😂😂 You can't troll me, you idiot. Alright, listen. I know not to feed the trolls 😏, so I'll keep this short:
 
Fuck you. I hate everything about you. Internet "trolls" disgust me 🤮. Trolling is NOT allowed here, okay bud? 🙄 You need to stop. If you think you got me or made me mad, GUESS WHAT?? You're dealing with a level 7 social media INFLUENCER 😎😎. You can't even begin to match my power. You are an ant and I am the anteater. 😤
 
I bet you sleep in your gamer chair, you fat idiot. 😂 All day, you just TROLL people on the internet. This is bullying 😡. Stop it. NOW. You try to make people look bad on the internet, but look at yourself, buddy!! 🤪😂. I'm making such a fool out of YOU!!! 😎👏
 
In conclusion, you are the scum of this earth.‼️🌍Do not message me again, or you will face the consequences of messing with an influencer such as I. Good riddance, filthy troll. 😤😡

      If my Nerf Guns and my girl drowning

        If my Nerf Guns 👌🏾❗️ and my girl 😍💁🏼‍♀️ both drowning 😱🌊 and I could only save one 😤😬 Catch me at my girls funeral 😔👻🌹 Cuz its NERF or NOTHING 😏💯🔥😎

        Wow, You’re an Introvert?

          Wow, you're an introvert? No way!
          Wow, You’re an introvert? Thats so quirky and hilarious. What a funny socially awkward moment. Damn, you really are a comedy genius. Every time you say you’re an introvert, i burst into uncontrollable laughter. I still cant believe it. Thats super funny man. You mean you would rather sit in the dark on your computer instead of Going outdoors with some friends, getting drunk and Drunk Driving? Wow. Surely you must be the only one alive.

          I don’t like femboys 😡

            unless...
            I, as a heterosexual man, would never feel attraction to another man. Not even a slim, supple young lad with hyper feminine features in the most endearing cat outfit you could possibly imagine. That doesn't seem attractive to me at all. If you find pictures of men like this, you can just send them to me so I can ignore them.

            Oh I’m sorry snowflake

              did I OFFEND you snowflake?
              Oh I'm sorry snowflake, did I OFFEND you? Do you want a bandaid? Do you want a hug? Do you want a kiss? I will kiss you. I will do it. Right on the mouth. Come here snowflake.. that's it.. your lips are so soft, snowflake.. mnnhm... ah...... snowflake..........