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So as a joke, I fucked my friend in a Konata cosplay

    Konata copypasta
    This copypasta inspired the Pekora cosplay
    So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Konata's blue wig and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."
    
    He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Konata!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.
    
    His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Konata."

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      Discord I’d like to clear something up regarding the aaccusaations

        Least deprived Discord user
        I'd just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the female members of this group. The accusations regarding my so called "behavior" are untrue and extremely hurtful. To the accusers (you know who you are kitten), a few points for your consideration:
        
        1. Yes I was asking for feet pics in DMs, I will admit to that. Apparently this can come off as inappropriate for some. So I reluctantly apologize for that.
        
        2. The feet pics I was attempting to accumulate from this group were strictly for artistic purposes and NON-SEXUAL in nature. Ever heard of a non-sexual foot fetishist?
        
        3. I have almost NEVER taken screenshots of the feet that have been sent to me and/or sent these pics to other people
        
        4. No I have not been making threats to those who choose to ignore my messages & friend requests. Telling someone who has clearly wronged me that there will be consequences for their actions is not a "threat". I consider it more a... life lesson per se. Learn the difference then report back to me. I'll be right here waiting for an apology.
        
        5. And finally, as you can see, I didn't tag any of the women who wronged me in this message, as doing so would not comply with my ethics, but I will always respect one's decision to have their own so called "opinion" no matter how misguided it may be.
        
        As you can tell, my interests lay mainly in the high arts and I can guarantee you that if and when you do decide to step down off your fucking throne and accept my humble friend requests (feet pics or not) at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgeable friend. Hopefully this clears a few things up with the more disgruntled members of the group.

        I fucking love the widespread use of “๐Ÿคจ” emoji

          back in my days when someone wrote something lowkey disturbing on the internet I had to type something long, like:
          
          What the fuck is this comment?
          
          or write entire ass essays. Now you don't need it anymore. You just hit people with ayo? ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ and embarrass the fuck out of them. The convo just goes like:
          
          - so you know, I seen this girl and I thought about something with he-
          
          - ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ
          
          - no no you know like every men sometimes thinks about fuckin-
          
          - ayo? ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ
          
          - it's just primal-
          - ayo? ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ
          
          I JUST FUCKING LOVE IT INTERNET LANGUAGE IS FUCKING AWESOME

          Ode to a Real Man

            I'm a man. A real man that gets his cocked suck. I do not eat pussy. I make sure a woman understands that I'm a dom and she is a sub. A real goddamn man. And it hurts to see emasculation in other men. This is frame.

            Asmongold chat on Diablo Immortal

              Listen ๐Ÿ‘‚ here ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ fucking ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜‚ pay-in-game addict scumbag weasel, we're ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ tired ๐Ÿ˜ด of your ๐Ÿ‘‰ shit. ๐Ÿ’ฉ You ๐Ÿ”ฅ went ๐Ÿšจ from ๐Ÿ‘‰ a unique livestreamer who ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚ promised to never โŒ become ๐Ÿ˜Œ a shithead whale ๐Ÿ‹ paying ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿค‘ stinkbag, to a delusional ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ผ guy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ who ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚ pays ๐Ÿ’ฐ for ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’˜ everything. ๐Ÿ’ฏ Your ๐Ÿ‘‰ rationale behind ๐ŸŒฅ๏ธ๐ŸŒค๏ธ this is that ๐Ÿ’ƒ you ๐ŸคŸ need ๐Ÿ“ฒ to prove ๐Ÿ“ธ a point. ๐Ÿˆฏ Get ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰ real, ๐Ÿ’ฏ fucknut. You ๐Ÿ‘‰ haven't ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ proved shit, ๐Ÿ‘Œ buddy. ๐Ÿ˜Ž You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿผ may ๐Ÿ˜Ž have ๐Ÿˆถ surrounded yourself ๐Ÿ’ญ with a bunch ๐Ÿผ of ego-massaging yes-men in ๐Ÿ‘ธ OTK, but ๐ŸฆŽ we ๐Ÿ‘ฆ don't ๐Ÿ‘Ž play ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ that ๐Ÿ˜ bullshit ๐Ÿ’ฉ here. ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ™‰ Fix ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ your ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผ shit, ๐Ÿค— or quit. ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ