Its a liberal copypasta attempting to convince conservatives to switch to the other side.
Conservatives: your anger is valid. But it’s being hijacked.
You’re not losing your country because of “woke liberals.” You’re losing it because the powerful need someone to blame — and they picked “them” instead of themselves. Here’s how they fooled you:
🧵 1. You feel like you’re being left behind — and you’re not wrong.
Wages suck. Everything costs more. Your job feels disposable. The world moves fast and doesn’t care how hard you work. That’s real. But the people who caused it? Aren’t drag queens or gender studies majors.
🧵 2. They gave you a villain: “woke.”
They turned your real pain into a culture war. Instead of fixing anything, they convinced you the problem is:
• Pronouns
• Trans kids
• College students
• Diversity
Why? Because outrage is easier to sell, and it points the finger away from them.
🧵 3. You’re angry at liberals because they look like the elite.
They have degrees. They read the news. They live in cities. But those aren’t the people outsourcing your jobs, jacking up housing prices, or lobbying to keep your wages low. The real elite are laughing — at all of us.
🧵 4. You’ve been taught to hate what you don’t understand.
Because fear is easy to sell. Fear of immigrants. Of queer people. Of ideas you’ve never encountered. And every time you get mad at “them,” you’re doing exactly what they want. And it’s easier to throw hate at those you encounter in your community than billionaires you’ll never meet.
🧵 5. “Woke” isn’t ruining your life — billionaires are.
They’re stripping your benefits, privatizing healthcare, making record profits while you fight each other online about bathrooms. And while you’re arguing about flags or books, they’re buying your neighborhood.
🧵 6. You’re not conservative anymore — you’re reactive.
You’ve been trained to respond to every issue with rage, sarcasm, or mockery. Ask yourself: when was the last time you felt hopeful about a policy, a leader, or the future? Because they don’t want you hopeful. They want you mad.
🧵 7. The truth is: you’ve been lied to.
Not by your neighbors. Not by “the woke mob.” But by the people who need your vote, your loyalty, and your outrage — to stay rich and powerful while your life stays hard.
🧵 8. You deserve better.
You deserve healthcare. You deserve a living wage. You deserve to retire without fear. You deserve truth, not distraction. But to get that, you have to stop fighting the people who aren’t your enemy. 🚨 They told you the culture war was about values. It’s not. It’s about control. The more distracted you are, the less you’ll notice who’s robbing you. And right now, you’re willing to hand them the keys to your poverty and cheering any libtards while you do it.
/end
Its a House (TV series) copypasta satirizing the structure of an average House MD episode. It starts with the patient being close to death as a result of a treatment, then House prescribes an unusual treatment (in this case mouse bites) to nurse the patient back to health. Its a meme originating back from 2007 in a forum discussing House.
CHASE: House, we need to cure this patient. He is very sick.
HOUSE: Did you try the medicine drug?
CHASE: I did try the medicine drug.
HOUSE: Only stupid people try the medicine drug. You are stupid.
PATIENT: I would rather not be sick.
HOUSE: You are stupid too. Did you take stupid drug?
FOREMAN: I gave patient stupid drug.
HOUSE: You are a black man.
FOREMAN: This vexes me.
PATIENT: I have blood from my nose that is dripping.
CAMERON: That's bad!
PATIENT: Also I was bitten by mice due to my poor hygiene.
CUTTY: You need hygiene drug. Also, I have not spoken in awhile.
HOUSE: No! Hygiene drug will kill Patient! He needs mouse bites to live!
CHASE: [Shocked]
CAMERON: [Shocked]
FOREMAN: [Vexed]
HOUSE: More mouse bites!
CUTTY: I forbid this.
HOUSE: Don't care.
CHASE: [Gets mice]
HOUSE: [Makes mouse bite serum]
PATIENT: I feel better. No more nose blood! Thank you doctor!
HOUSE: I am very smart.
WILSON: I, too, am in this episode.
FOREMAN: This vexes me.
~FIN~
..
PATIENT: I have blood from my nose that is dripping.
CAMERON: That's bad!
HOUSE: Puncture his lumbar!
FOREMAN: No! Its juice will leak! All lumbars need lumbar juice!
HOUSE: I say puncture his lumbar! I need his sweet lumbar juice for my leg, which is ouchy!
FOREMAN: [punctures lumbar]
HOUSE: [scowls at vial of lumbar juice] There are mice in this lumbar juice! I do not want it now! [Throws lumbar juice to the ground and glares] Also, I am high on goofballs!
PATIENT: Also I was bitten by mice due to my poor hygiene.
CUTTY: You need hygiene drug. Also, I have not spoken in awhile.
...
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Originally from a post on r/osugame but has since become a meme and other variations of the pasta has been created.
Osu
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really"
So the osu!demons inside me told me 'say it, Comfortable-Chip-740, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play rhythm games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found a Big Black SS that I uploaded years ago, and she watched in horror.
Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself
Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely
Balatro
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really"
So the madness joker inside me told me 'say it, Narso, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play rogue-like games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found a Perkeo Baron Mime naninf 5 hour run that I uploaded months ago, and she watched in horror.
Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself
Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely
Old School Runescape
I showed osrs to a girl at work
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really"
So the osrs demons inside me told me 'say it, Bwananabread, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play mmorpg games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found a 500 invo ToA that I uploaded years ago, and she watched in horror.
Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself
Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely
Guilty Gear
I showed Strive to a girl at work
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really'
So the GGST demons inside me told me 'say it, mini_tagus, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play fighting games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found my EVO 2025 grand finals match that I uploaded to YouTube a year ago, and she watched in horror.
Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself
Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely
Bloons TD 6
I showed BTD6 to a girl at work
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really'
So the BTD6 demons inside me told me 'say it, pinpunch, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play tower defense games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found my CHIMPS bloody puddles completion that I uploaded to YouTube a year ago, and she watched in horror.
Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself
Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely
Geometry Dash
I showed Geometry Dash to a girl at work
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really"
So the GD demons inside me told me 'say it, ComicalSans1, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play rhythm games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found a Blood Bath 100% that I uploaded years ago, and she watched in horror.
Afterwards she was silent and said 'Geometry Dash isn't a rhythm game you idiot' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself
Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely
Brawl Stars
I showed Brawl Stars to a girl at work
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah... nahh not really"
So the brawl stars demons inside me told me to 'say it, mRigged, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play Supercell games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess, so I quickly found a Power League Mortis Solo carry video that I uploaded years ago, and she watched in horror.
Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool...!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyways I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself
Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely.
Hypixel Skyblock
I showed skyblock to a girl at work
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really"
So the skyblock demons inside me told me 'say it, ecylios, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play on hypixel skyblock, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found a sub 4 f7 s+ run that I uploaded years ago, and she watched in horror.
Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself
Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely
Chess
I showed chess to a girl at work
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play board games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really"
So the chess demons inside me told me 'say it, sokuto_desu, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play chess, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found a match that I uploaded years ago, and she watched in horror.
Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself
Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely
Steins Gate
I showed Steins;Gate to a girl at work
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you watch anime?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really"
So the S;G demons inside me told me 'say it, sokuto_desu, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I watch Steins;Gate, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found an episode that I watched years ago, and she watched in horror.
Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself
Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely
Class of ’09
I showed Class of '09 to a girl at work
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really"
So the '09 demons inside me told me 'say it, UzumakiMadeIt, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play Class of '09, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found a playthrough of that one route with the pedo that I uploaded years ago, and she watched the full video in horror.
Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself
Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely
War Thunder
I showed War Thunder to a girl at work
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really'
So the snail inside me told me 'say it, Romanian dude, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play war games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found the vid where an L3 gets brutally murdered, and she watched in horror.
Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself
Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely
Five Nights at Freddy
I showed Five Nights at Freddy’s to a girl at work
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really'
So the bear inside me told me 'say it, animdude, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play horror games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found the vid where the bite of 87 happens, and she watched in horror.
Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself
Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely
I wake up screaming. Cold sweats. The warm feeling of urine soaked sheets and Hasan Piker themed pajama bottoms a result of the incessant stress ive been under.
Im still safe. The election hasn’t happened yet- theres still hope.
My trans wife and her nonbinary partner comfort me. “Another one?” Xir asks. “Yeah”
I get changed, head into the kitchen and make myself a soylent shake to wash down the lorazepam and triflupromazine Ive had to be on since 2016. I add a few shots of canola oil because its a heart healthy fat (I trust the science), and my doctor says Im malnourished and exceedingly underweight for being a 30 year old male.
Trump has made my life a living nightmare. Fascism won. I sit down legs crossed (in order to not perpetuate toxic masculinity by taking up too much space where women exist). Unable to sleep, my mind ruminates on the possibility of ending up in a camp around this time next year. I hope it never comes to that. She has to win.
Its a reply by IronLead in a chat log from the game Psycho Patrol R.
Insecure much? As a natural leader I can differentiate between those above and below me with ease, you belong in the latter category. You could never say that to my face, only online, because my dominant physical presence would terrify you and you would naturally fall into your correct place. If we cross paths I will teach you to behave. You fucking piece of shit. Kill yourself.
