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If Nihilister showed up at my door dressed like that, it’s over for me.

    Nihilister from Nikke
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    If Nihilister showed up at my door dressed like that, it's over for me. That bag contains nothing but aphrodisiacs, oysters, honey packs, asparagus, banana, artichokes, chocolate, strawberries, figs, chili peppers, puffer fish, sea urchin, freshwater eel, soft shell turtle and countless stamiman spark. Despite how loose her clothing is, I know it grips like the special ed kid holding the class hamster. I need to feel Nihilister body heat turning our bedroom into a steamy sauna. My minimander would feel a heat like no other. I want Nihilister bouncing and moaning on it crazy style. She would also be the type of person to choke me while she rides me HARD. Fire mommy would singe me if I don't hit all of her right spots and I'm ok with that. Since she's a dragon could Nihilister just heat up her womb on command to kill my vapaus ensuring there's no fertilization?

    IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING SEVERANCE REFERENCE???

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      Zwei Ishmael👤237 HP💪4-6 Speed 🤷‍♂️ 20 Defense

        Copypasta of Zwei Ishmael

        Its the K’Sante copypasta from LoL but changed into Zwei Ishmael from Limbus Company.

        Zwei Ishmael👤237 HP💪4-6 Speed 🤷‍♂️ 20 Defense level up a turn💦 Immune to stagger from damage 🚫Clashable Guard 🛡️ Guard gives 10 self tremor count 🧱 70% extra damage on s3 while defensive stance🌪️29 clash 120 raw damage nuke 🗡️ Has infinite speed for clashing🏃Up to 24 tremor pot infliction s3 aaaaaa 
        HP254 Defense 55 Defense level ups💪 Tremor gain☝Gains Defense level for tremor📈😈 Draws Aggro❗Has a Clashable Guard😋 and even transforms💫 to Defensive Stance 🛡 Cooldown is 1turn🙏 Tremor burst💥 on all clash wins🙌 Double Defense gain for tremor📈📈❗ Ignore speed🏃 Force clash🗡👊 Unstaggerable🚫 Unbreakable coin🚫 Reduces📉 damage on clash lose😡 S3 Tremor burst💥twice✌and deal 70% more damage💪 Raise Tremor📈 more you raise it📈 S3 damage raises📈again Then there is Coin power+ for Defense level😮 Upto 4⁉ Damage scaling with Defense level😲⁉

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          Tung tung tung sahur

            Script for the “Tung tung tung sahur” meme on Tiktok.

            Tung tung tung tung sahur. Anomali mengerikan yang hanya keluar pada sahur. Konon katanya kalau ada orang yang dipanggil Sahur tiga kali dan tidak nyaut maka makhluk ini datang di rumah kalian. Hi seremnya. Tung tung ini biasanya bersuara layaknya pukulan kentungan seperti ini. Share ke teman kalian yang susah Sahur.

            English version

            Tung tung tung tung sahur. Scary anomaly that only comes out at Sahur. it is said that if someone is called for Sahur three times and does not answer, then this creature comes to your house. It's very scary. Tung tung usually makes a sound like a gong. Share it with your friends who have trouble eating Sahur.

            Chinese version

            Tung tung tung tung sahur。只有在萨胡尔才会出现可怕的异常现象。据说，如果有人被叫到萨胡尔三次，却没有回答，那么这个生物就会来到你家。这非常可怕。Tung tung通常发出像锣一样的声音。与那些吃Sahur有困难的朋友分享它。

            PLEASE mark this NSFW!! (Chicken Jockey edition)

              Its the NSFW on a train copypasta but changed to Chicken Jockey reference from the Minecraft Movie.

              PLEASE mark this NSFW!!! I was at my house, just lazing around with a bag of smart corn (not sponsored) scrolling through Reddit when I encountered this image, I couldn't contain myself, I had to scream "CHICKEN JOCKEY" at the top of my lungs and start furiously emptying my popcorn onto everything around me while my family said things like "you're a disappointment" and "what the hell is wrong with you?". I dropped my phone in the commotion and now there's a whole house of people going ballistic and throwing food. All of this could have been prevented if you just put an NSFW tag on your post.