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I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of INCESTO.

    Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to incest joke brainrot from Zenless Zone Zero.

    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of INCESTO. I try to post Soldier 11. My INCESTO brings in more updoots. I try to post Astra. My INCESTO brings in more updoots. I try to post Anton. My INCESTO brings in more updoots. I want to post Vivian. Her best memes have INCESTO. I want to post Ye Shunguang, Ye Shiyuan - they both want INCESTO. It grabs me by the throat. I post more memes about it. I cook for it. I give it more resolution. It isn't satisfied. I install SFM. "I don't need this much effort" It tells me. "Give me more Screen time." She grabs Lucy and forces her to throw the boar off enemies. "You just need to post me more. I can bring in more attention with photoshop." I can't handle photoshop, I don't have enough time or money. It grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." It grabs Blender. It says "Blender, melt his PC." There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, universal goonery. What a cruel world.

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        This is an anti-scammer copypasta sent to scammers with an intention to scare them.

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        I hate Constructs

          By u/Terkmc, its the ‘I hate Saurus‘ copypasta from Total War but changed to Constructs from Menace.

          I hate Constructs Soldiers. I hate them. I hate their biomechanical faces. I hate their cybernetics. I hate their fleshy bits. I hate when the cybernetic are next to the fleshy bits and I hate when the fleshy bits are next to the cybernetic. I hate that the AI pulls 20 squads of them out of his robotic asshole and then all sit on the last capture point like a swarm of ants on my unattended can of soda.

I hate the Construct difficulty meter. I hate it because it lies to me. It says thisi is a 2 skull medium difficulty mission. This is patently false, because I have 24 guys in cardboard with a battlerifle. I do not have twenty units of eight foot tall Construct Soldiers constructed out of pectoral muscles and galvanised coffin nails.

I hate their regeneration. I hate that flanking them simply prompts one of them to pull out a nightcap so he can take a nap mid fire fight. I hate that their reaction to a devastating flanking attack is to become sleepy. I have looked a Construct in his horrifying cyborg face as an encirclement that would shatter any other "infantry" closed in.

He went from :I to :I, shrugged off another two turns of shooting, and then regenerated.

I have resolved to shoot every Construct dead. Every Construct. All of the Shambler and the Skirmisher too. I hate them. I no longer see battlefields because they're covered by a thick blanket of Anti Tank rockets and Twin Autocannon shells. I hate that it barely stops them.

I hate that Construct Soldier is friends with the Guncrawler next title, who also instantly wipe out my squad once I've shot the Construct Soldier unconscious for the tenth time. He also has a fuck ton of armor only these ones are on treads. Somehow this is worse.

I hate that they are an end-game invasion faction. I hate that they will be in every system and every mission by the time I reach them. I hate that while I was writing this the Construct Soldier looked at Rewa with a mean look, deals 1 (one) damage to the armor and instantly mindbreak her like this is a japanese cartoon.

I hate Construct.

          A classmate smelled my seat HELP

            Part of a series of university/college shitpost that gets posted in Reddit.

            A classmate smelled my seat HELP

I’m a bcit student made a new friend in my 2nd year. We became partners. In one of our classrooms we have a massive reflective window in front of us. One time I had to go to the washroom and went out of my desk, in the reflection I saw my classmate rub the palm of his hand on the seat in a motion like he was polishing something and turned his spinning chair around and what it looks like smelled his handy?? I don’t think he knows that I’m aware. My half awake friend saw him as well and can confirm that she remembers seeing him smelling something. When I came back to my desk and saw he wasn’t there, I asked where he went out of curiosity because he’s my work partner. He said he went to the washroom. Umm what do I do in this situation

            Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind.

              This is a classic Naruto hate copypasta that came from 4chan all the way back in 2011. The original comment is gone but there are still multiple repost of it across different time. There are also a few variations with minor differences but presumably the first variation here is the original.

              Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It’s a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn’t very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world.
Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
              Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad. However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up. Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
              Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

So in short, it's the writing, the (admittedly at times spergy and childish) fanbase and its 'mainstreamness'. But the people in /a/ are arrogant contrarians who hate everything that's popular anyways.