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Gatinha você é muito based

    Gatinha você é muito based
    Gatinha você é muito based, minha dose de redpill, eu deixo de ser incel MGTOW e viro simp por você. Sem você sou só um soyboy cringe, sheesh você é perfeita demais No Cap, nem mesmo os sigmas conseguem te tankar, porque você é full chad. Seu mindset alpha me tilta de paixão, você é indie e eu fico poggers com a sua beleza, sou hypado em você e fico LMAO com seu humor shipposter edgy. Você é diferente das e-girls normies e tem um aesthetic único bem drip, cai no seu bait e virei beta, desculpa kekw mas é que você é tão full blessed que hitou meu coração e agora eu sou doomer longe de você, seu jeito cult nada bluepill me fascina, e já aviso que não sou pozer porque já te admirava antes de virar trend e meu amor por você nunca vai flopar!
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    Kitten you are very based, my dose of redpill, I stop being incel MGTOW and become simp for you. Without you I'm just a soyboy cringe, sheesh you're too perfect No Cap, not even sigma can tank you, because you're a full chad. Your alpha mindset tilts me with passion, you're indie and I'm poggers with your beauty, I'm hyped on you and I'm LMAO with your edgy shipposter humor. You are different from the normie e-girls and you have a unique aesthetic well drip, fall on your bait and I became beta, sorry kekw but it's just that you are so full blessed that it hit my heart and now I'm doomer away from you, your cult way nothing bluepill fascinates me, and I warn you that I'm not a pozer because I already admired you before becoming a trend and my love for you will never flop!

    I let mine 5 year old son play this game

      An actual game review for PVZ
      I let mine 5 year old son play this game because he sad he liked game and want very much so I buy game for him but little later he come to me and say "daddy this game much scary!!" I look at game and it say: "ZOMBIE EAT YOU BRAIN!!!" and me was shock. how can this game be allow for childs? this game has blood and violins, zombie eat your vegetables!! zombie may no eat vegetable, my son eat vegetable!! he is now life shock and he have to take pills everyday!! tanks so very much electric art!!! this game much bad and scary, I rate 16 and over!! not play this game, this very innapropait!!! u has been warninged!!!!!

      Cringe??!!

        Cringe copypasta
        Cringe??!! Is that all you shitposting fucks cay say?! Durr based based based cringe cringe  Based Based Cringe Cringe Based Cringe I Feel Like I’m In a Fucking asylum  Full of dementia Ridden old people That can do nothing  but repeat the same fucking words on loop Like a fucking broken record  Cringe Cringe Cringe Cringe  Cringe based based  Onions Onions Snoyy  Onions Lol Onions Cringe  Boomer  Le zoomer  I am Boomer  Go Zoom Zoom Zoomies  Zoomer Going Zoomies  NNGAAAHHH I Fucking Hate The Internet so God Damn Much Fuck Shitposting Honest To God Fucking Hope your mother chokes on her own feces In hell You Cocksucker But OHHHHHHHHHH I know my post is cringe isn’t it Cringe Cringe Cringy cringe  Based Cringe  Based Reddit Cringe  Based Cringe Zoom Cringe  Onions Cringe Based  REDDIT BASED AHHHHHHHHHHH
        DUHHH CIRNGE!!!! DUHHH BRINGE!!???!!1 CRINGE!!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!!??? DURR BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE I FEEL LIKE IM IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS SNOYY ONIONS LOL ONIONS!!! CRINGE!!!1 BOOMER!! LE ZOOMER!!!! I AM BOOMER!!!! NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES AHGHGH I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH FUCKJK YOU SHITPOST I HONEST TO GOD HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL YOU COCKSUCKER VUT OHHH I KNOWM MY POST IS CRINGE ISNT IT?? CRINGE CRINGE CRINGR CRINGEY BASED CRINGE BASED REDDIT REDDIT CRINGE ZOOM CRINGE ONIONS REDDIT BASED BASED!!!!!!

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          The wank that could’ve saved it all.

            Roblox copypasta
            The wank that could've saved it all.

My friend, Known as pino was developing a game. He was REALLY REALLY in the mood. But he didnt have time to do his little buisness. So instead he resorted to going on his roblox studio game. and adding explicit innapropriate models to his little racing game. He added a maid girl into the burger king, to simulate the guest he added known as "Guest 1337" to mate with the maid girl. He Jacked to it but it wasnt enough, So instead he added a Tree house where he simulated an orgy. He loved it and He Exploded. A few hours later he decided to release his Racing game known as "Initial Pino". Pino forgot about the Innaproproiate lewd and disgusting models. Thus the Roblox police came and knocked down his Roblox Sex Compound. Pino was arested and sentenced to Account deleted for "Your account has been deleted for creating, promoting, or participating in "inappropriate behavior or content. This is a violation of our terms of use". Thus his account gone to ashes. Thousands of Dollars gone to waste. Burned for no use. This is the story of my friend pino who got his account terminated.

Moral of the story:

Before you develop your game and you're in the mood Bust it or you'll end up like pino and regret it

Stay safe out there.

            You will never be a real Mexican

              Original variation
              You will never be a real Mexican. You have no childhood memories growing up in Mexico, no competent spanish language skills, no genuine cultural knowledge. You are a brown American man twisted by self-hatred and delusions of ethnic grandeur into a crude mockery of nature's natural perfection.

All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Mexicans mock you. Your Abuelita is disgusted and ashamed of you, your "amigos" laugh at your incomprehensible """spanish""" behind closed doors.
Mexicans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Mexicans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Chicanos who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a mexican. Your accent and tourist like behavior is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Mexicana home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your hard shell tacos and "tex-mex" food.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning, say "buenos dias" to the mirror and spend 10 minutes with duolingo, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
This is your fate. This is what your parents choose when they jumped the border. There's no turning back.