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senzawa – i turned a bad copypasta into a bad rap

    Senzawa is a Youtuber who sang the "Rawr x3 nuzzles" copypasta song
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    Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but,
I'm already here so,
Here we fucking go

rawr
x3 nuzzles! pounces on u,
uwu
u so warm.

couldn't help but ur bulge from across the floor,
nuzzlez yo' necky~ murr~ hehe
unzips yo baggy ass pants,
oof baby u so musky

take me home, pet me, N' make me yours
& dont forget to stuff me!
see me wag my widdle baby tail,
all for your bolgy-wolgy!

kisses n lickies yo neck,
i hope daddy likeies
nuzzles n wuzzles yo chest,
i be gettin thirsty

hey i got a lil itch,
u think u can help me?
only seven inches long
uwu
PLS ADOPT ME

paws on ur bulge as i lick my lips
(uwu punish me pls)
bout hit'em with this furry shit
(he don't see it comin)

    Lopunny would be really good to fuck

      Lopunny from Pokemon Legends Arceus copypasta
      Wanna hear something? Lopunny would be really good to fuck. Lopunny not only has the same build as a human but has the genetics of a bunny which make it impossible to reproduce with meaning you my friend, can go ham as long as it is fine with it. Not only that but it has many useful sexual moves like “Sweet Kiss” or “Charm” however it can also use recover to come back to bed in an instant. Lopunny may have the ability “Cute Charm” which would make fucking it even better. The downsides to this are that you cannot be too rough as Lopunny has sensitive ears and that it has powerful kicks, so watch out! Not only does Lopunny have these moves and genetics but can be mega-evolved. This will increase the defense making it last longer. It also has less sensitive ears which mean you can go a bit more rough! Bunnies in our world also fuck like crazy meaning Lopunny would be horny a lot of the time! Overall Lopunny is an amazing Pokèmon!

      I want to breed with Lopunny

        I want to breed with Lopunny copypasta
        I never wanted to breed with anything more than I want to with a lopunny. That perfect, curvy body. Those round, fluffy breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect 6 IV offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get her pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Gamefreak create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

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          My (F18) boyfriend (M18) traded my nudes for a Minecraft anticheat bypass

            Minecraft copypasta
            Right.. So, to start off, me and my boyfriend (we'll call him Cameron) have been together for a year and half. I have always been self conscious about my looks (I'm very skinny) since I was little. Our relationship was wonderful until about 5 months ago when he started to make me feel like absolute shit by calling me names, making fun of me and how I look, talking shit behind my back to my girlfriends. For the first month this started I kept trying to talk to him and he would stop for a few days then do the same thing over again. I ended up breaking up but then got back together with him after a week. He hasn't done this again since our "breakup", and things were OK again.

Now, as mentioned in the title, he makes and sells a Minecraft hack. He would randomly text me threatening me (sometimes threatening to kill me) because he's angry someone called his Minecraft client bad and starts crying on the phone because someone called him bad at it. He even It would mentally and physically drain me. One time when I was at his house he literally forced me to talk to his "Minecraft friends" about how it's not bad.

Fast forward about two months, I get a message on Instagram. It's one of his friends sending an intimate video of me that Cameron secretly recorded (we were video calling.). That person sent screenshots of how he traded this video for an anti-cheat bypass...

This just happened. What do I even do now? Can we still repair this?

Thank you so much..

            I’m sexually attracted to reddit moderators

              Reddit mod face reveal
              It started a while ago. I was a normal redditor making posts and comments, but then one day, a post of mine was manually deleted, and I was banned from my favorite subreddit.

I then got extremely aroused.

That moderator asserted dominance on me by censoring me, making me unable to express myself. I was soaking wet.

I sent the hot sexy mod a message asking why I was banned, then the hot sexy reddit incel mod called me an idiot, and told me to beg to get unbanned. My nipples immediately filled with blood as I begged the hot mod to unban me.

After that, I started doing everything I could to make hot sexy mods mad. Most of my accounts have under negative 100 k@rma, and i'm banned from dozens of subreddits.

I've been a bad redditor, and need to be moderated.

Please moderate me, hot sexy reddit mods.