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Reggie the Mouse

    The infamous Reggie copypasta
    SFW source
    Hi! My name is Reggie! I like guys. I... really like guys. There's just something about them. I like their touch, their smell, their... taste. I like to be taken from behind. (To feel them push their way inside me.) I like it when they call me cute as they thrust into me, feeling the heat of their breath on the back of my neck. I like... Oh, I'm sorry, I got myself all worked up. Would you like to help me cool down?
    Discord Version 1
    Hi, my name is Reggie! :stuck_out_tongue: I like guys. I... really like guys. :weary::lips: There's just something about them. :relieved::flushed: Their touch, :ok_hand: their smell, :nose: their... taste. :tongue: I like to be taken from behind. :kiss_mm: :sweat_drops: I like when they call me cute as they thrust into me, :heart_eyes: :flushed: feeling the heat :fire: of their breath :weary: on the back of my neck. I like... Oh, sorry, :flushed: I got myself all worked up. :wink: Would you like to help me cool down? :wink: :sweat_drops:
    Discord Version 2
    :mouse2: Hi! My name is Reggie! :stuck_out_tongue: I like guys. I... really like guys. :weary::lips: There's just something about them. :relieved::flushed: Their touch, :ok_hand: their smell, :nose: their... taste. :tongue: I like to be taken from behind. :kiss_mm: :sweat_drops: (To feel them push their way inside me. :dizzy_face: ) I like when they call me cute as they thrust into me, :heart_eyes: :flushed: feeling the heat :fire: of their breath :weary: on the back of my neck. I like... Oh, sorry, :flushed: I got myself all worked up. :wink: Would you like to help me cool down? :wink: :sweat_drops:

    I only play true ethical SSF hardcore

      The famous Path of Exile copypasta
      I only play true ethical SSF hardcore. I delete every meta unique I find because it is unethical to keep it. When my character dies, I delete every item in every stash tab because it's not true ethical SSF hardcore otherwise. I Vorici break every six-link I land because it is unrealistic to ever six-link an item in true ethical SSF hardcore. I skip the Labyrinth because Ascendency Classes are unethical powerhouses. Every time a Vaal Orb drops, I immediately use it on a randomly equipped piece of gear to increase the challenge. I've had global chat and trade chat disabled since I got my beta invite back in 0.9.2d, the Merveil fireball optimisation and curse duration patch, because player interaction gave too much advantage. I've sent at least 84 emails to GGG support over the years asking for unlimited ignore player space so I can make sure that no one talks to me when I'm in town. I read and listen to every lorestone, notes, books to fully immerse myself in the true ethical SSF hardcore experience. Every time I go into this general and read the word "meta", "trading", "blade flurry", "clear speed", "Headhunter", so on and so on, I make sure to thrust my giant vibrating dildo one to three times to punish myself accordingly for tainting my TESSFHC experience. I've stolen at least a dozen credit cards from my parents to pay for the 3,250 normal stash tabs that I have to show my support for GGG and the true hardcore game that they have developed. It deeply saddens me that PT left, he was the only one that spoke only truth. Why do you self-proclaimed SSF hardcores even try to pretend that you're truly SSF hardcore? You make me fucking sick.

      Got a Problem?…Solve It!

        Got a Problem?...Solve It! Think I'm Tripping?...Tie My Shoe!
        Got a Problem?...Solve It! ♥ ♥Think I'm Tripping?...Tie My Shoe! ♥ ♥Can't Stand Me?...Sit Down! ♥ ♥Can't Face Me?...Well Turn Around! ♥ ♥Think I'm ugly...Don't look at me♥ ♥Don't like my style...Who said I liked yours?♥ ♥Don't know me...Don't judge me♥ ♥Think you know me?...You have no idea.♥♥ ¢alling me FAKE won't make you REAL, ¢alling me D U M B won't make you SMART, ¢alling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, ¢alling me WEIRD won't make you COOL, ¢alling me WEAK WON'T make you STRONG. ♛Keep Low♛ ♚Move Fast♚✝️If you believe in J. Christ put this on our profile. Don't just ignore this because it says in the Bible if you deny him,he will deny you in front of his father in the gates of heaven.This is the simplest test. If you love god and you are not ashamed of it,copy and paste it into your profile. God will smile at you 😍😀😎
        Got a Problem?...Solve It! ♥ ♥Think I'm Tripping?...Tie My Shoe! ♥ ♥Can't Stand Me?...Sit Down! ♥ ♥Can't Face Me?...Well Turn Around! ♥ ♥Think I'm ugly...Don't look at me♥ ♥Don't like my style...Who said I liked yours?♥ ♥Don't know me...Don't judge me♥ ♥Think you know me?...You have no idea.♥♥ ¢alling me FAKE won't make you REAL, ¢alling me D U M B won't make you SMART, ¢alling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, ¢alling me WEIRD won't make you COOL, ¢alling me WEAK WON'T make you STRONG.

        I FUCKING BLED

          Yesterday i was using my phone charging cable to sound myself. On the way in it was painful as it always is. I kept it inside for 15 mins. Moved a little and jerked.

But when i pulled it out, a stream on blood along with blood covered white charging cable came out. Swear, i was scared to death. As i feared if the blood clots in my urethra, how the fuck will i pee. But thanks to god, it didnt happen and i am peeing normal now. But this incidence has made me think twice before putting something like this in my peehole next time.

Ps: AN EXPERIENCE I WANTED TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE, PLS DONT USE CABLES AS SOUNDING DEVICE.

          Andrew Tate sucked my dick in high school

            I (35M) went to high school with Andrew Tate. He was a completely different dude back then. We were best friends when we were 14, and neither of us really had any other friends. I was the dominant one though. He would literally do anything I told him to do. If I told him to jump off a bridge, he would jump off a bridge. He was super sensitive, a real pussy.

One night, he was at my place and we stole some beers from my dad. It was our first time drinking alcohol. Long story short, I got really horny and told him to suck my dick. He was really scrawny and had a cute feminine face back then, so I imagined he was a girl, sat back and enjoyed the head. It was my first blowjob ever. We passed out after and never spoke of it. Carried on our friendship as if it never happened.

Unfortunately, that summer he got jumped by a bunch of kids who had been bullying him. He was never the same since that incident. He became obsessed with working out and martial arts, and we kinda just went our separate ways. I’m proud of him for standing up for himself, but he’s doing way too much now. I suspect he’s lashing out because of his childhood insecurities.