Really tired of being treated like Public Enemy #1 sometimes. There are a lot worst things going on in the world than a bunch of guys whipping out their cocks and sharing pics and vids of them and our loads. Especially when a lot of us are some of your biggest fans and simps who wouldn't hurt a fly and are just showing support in our own way. Just leave me in peace when I've had a bad day, need a release and you helped me through it.
imagine dozens of cockroaches crawling into your dickhole. the feeling of thousands of tiny legs marching across your penis flesh as they travel into your balls and bladder. it hurts, so, so much. you arch your back from the discomfort, but deep down you love it. you love the fact you are at the mercy of these bugs that don’t even know how much they are ruining you. you stifle a moan by biting your lower lip as your uretha stretches to it’s limit, ready to break open at any moment. you want it so bad; it’s already enough that they are beginning to explore your insides, and you can feel where every one of them is and what they are doing with insatiable pleasure. the vibration they give off from their crawling and wriggling is practically driving you mad with shameful lust, and you feel yourself reaching your climax. you are full on panting now, and you get the hardest you’ve ever been. eventually all the stimulation becomes too strong, and you cum bucketloads onto the ground, practically roaring from the sensation. the cockroaches were crushed from the sudden force, and one by one they come back out, guts, skin and all. by the time you are done, there is a puddle on the floor of white liquid and broken, mangled cockroach parts.
you are banned from that taco bell the very next day.
I want to fuck Schlatt so bad, whenever I see him, I get a raging boner I cannot control. I've masturbated to all of streams, twice. I would go through the Sahara for a month with no water if it meant I could give a single lick to his smooth bussy. I want too breed him until he vomits my cum.
Every time I see him, I want to lick his whole body from head to feet. I want to cover him with my fluids and my smell.
I bet he's a little naughty bratty bottom that needs to be corrected by dicks. I want to force him into a maid outfit with cat ear, all the while he begs me not too, then breed his neg hole and give him the gift. I want to hear him cry and beg me not to make him poz. I want to turn him into a depraved sex slave who'll beg for cocks.
I once came so hard from the idea of covering his sweet little body, with ants. The mere thought of seeing them enter his urethra gives me a gigantic boner. I drool when i think of him crying and moaning in pleasure all the while more and more of them enter his penis, stimulating it. His screams of terror as they start tearing his penis from the inside make me squirm.
Oh god, I want to fuck him so much, sometime I think about tracking him just to do this to him.
Basically the title, i am a full time discord moderator and right now i am managing 10 servers at once, I enjoy my job, i enjoy interacting with different communities and it's nice that people recognize me in all the chats, Recently my mother has been nagging me to get a job even though discord is my job. We had family and cousins over for dinner once and they were discussing their job prospects , My cousin is a firefighter and was talking about how physically exhausting it can be to climb ladders and manage the fire equipment. I also say that my job is hard and that my fingers get tired and that i have to do special hand/finger stretches so i dont get carpal tunnel. I heard my brother smirk and i realized that none of them take what i love to do seriously, so i stormed back to my room
A few weeks passed and i was in the middle of getting a promotion and training to become an admin when my mother opened the door and asked to speak to me , i sighed and deafened myself since i was on call, She looked at me with sad eyes and said 'Honey your father and i are kicking you out in 2 weeks if you dont get a job" , I replied telling her that once again this is my job, she then asked if i make any money from it which i replied one of the owners bought me a month of nitro for helping manage a discord raid, she told me that she didnt understand what nitro was or what a raid was, she once again told me or thats it, I am 28 years old, this is my dream and my passion, i am in the middle of completing my training and getting my admin certificate, i dont even want to imagine what my kittens would do without me if i cant go on my pc to use discord
What should i do? Any advice? Please help me because i am serious
Who is ImperialHal? For the blind, He is the vision. For the hungry, He is the chef. For the thirsty, He is the water. If Hal thinks, I agree. If Hal speaks, I’m listening. If Hal has one fan, it is me. If Hal has no fans, I don’t exist.Who is X? For the blind, He is the vision. For the hungry, He is the chef. For the thirsty, He is the water. If X thinks, I agree. If X speaks, I’m listening. If X has one fan, it is me. If X has no fans, I don’t exist.What is anime? For the blind it is vision. For the hungry it is the chef. For the thirsty it is the water. If anime is on, I'm listening. If anime has one fan it is me. If anime has no fans I do not exist.Who is Playboi Carti?
For the blind, He is the vision.
For the hungry, He is the chef.
For the thirsty, He is the water.
If Carti thinks, I agree.
If Carti speaks, I’m listening.
If Carti has one fan, it is me.
If Carti has no fans, I don’t exist.
I fucking love the minecraft bee. The minecraft bee is the only thing that gets me off anymore. Normal porn just won't cut it, I swear. I can get it up, but NEVER cum. No matter how hard I try. So I've gotta switch tabs, go to e621 and search minecraft bee. I just wanna be normal, but it's so hard- little cute minecraft bees are just so fucking hot. I imagine dominating them while they squeal in pleasure-Fuck, I'm hard just typing this. Of course, I'll jack to any minecraft creature. It's all just so fucking hot. I can only get off to the bee anymore, but that's ok, you know? But am I a furry? Of course not. Jacking off to the minecraft bee doesn't make me a furry, I just really wanna fuck it. I can cum in a minimum of 2 minutes.