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Black metal

    Black metal copypasta
    tipo assim vc não responde é porque vc tem namorado é? rs eu não quero te paquerar não moça eu sou casado só que eu não ponho esses assuntos pessoais em internet sou casado ja faz 10 anos e até te entendo vc ainda é menininha deve ser seu primeiro namoradinho voces começaram a viver agora num sabe de nada da vida ainda não e é até compreensível essa sua atitude aí nem sei pra que te ofereci black metal vc ainda não esta preparada pra tanta informação o black metal não é modismo é um louvor a lúcifer e conhecimentos ocultos não é qualquer um que seja digno de escutar não porque poser em internet é o que mais tem então eu vou te bloquear aqui porque eu ja sou homem ja nem deveria ficar fazendo amizades com crianças é que pensei que vc tivesse uma mente mais esclarecida mas como eu disse é compreensível essa sua atitude vc deve ter uns 11 aninhos só e aí fica meio cismada mesmo mas eu nem ia te perguntar nada porque sei que vc não daria conta de me responder rs ai ai vou te contar viu é muito engraçado essa gentinha de hj nem compensa estressar é um bando de comédias mesmo,falou então prometo que não me verá mais,vai fazer suas tarefinhas de escola viu e obedece direitinho a sua mamãe e o seu papai.

    I gave 👨🫴 the dishwasher 🧼 🥣 a GIANT LOAD 😩

      I gave 👨🫴 the dishwasher 🧼 🥣 a GIANT LOAD 😩 it’s squirting 💦 all over them with it’s ✨ soapy suds ✨ so they aren’t so dirty 😈 we should have a HUGE 🙌 amount of dishes to slap 👋 our veggies 🥒 🍆 🥕 and meat 🥩 onto. You can save your hand 🖐 strength 💪 for more important things 🥴

      Don’t fucking “ok” me.

        This is not "ok" copypasta
        "ok", I see. So you built up the energy to reply nothing other than "ok". Out of all the things you could've replied, you just went "ok". Wow. Fuck you dipshit. This is not "ok". Don't think this is even funny. Even a feminist comedian is funnier than this shit. I sat and typed a proper message, I put time and thought into it and you jizz all over it by posting the two letter message "ok". You did not take one bit of my message into consideration, you just replied that without the intention of contributing to the conversation. I can't believe that you're this stupid. I do NOT waste my time when I write messages. YOU did, you took 5 seconds out of your life just to say "ok" and piss me off. You fucking piece of shit. I hope you die alone in pain. You're an absolute disgrace to humanity and you know it. I'm amazed you even have friends. They must be assholes who spend all their time replying "ok" to proper messages too. Now find something else to do with your life. You're fucking dead, "ok"iddo.

        utopia idea: all children are raised underground

          How much gun violence would happen? That's right, zero.
          utopia idea: all children are raised underground in education chambers. once they are 18, they are given a beretta and 5000$. (top students get an mp5.) after they are given their supplies, they are released onto the outside world and may integrate themselves in society. the society is built upon strict gun and open carry laws. "what do you mean by 'strict'?" you say. by strict laws, i mean you are not allowed to leave your home without a firearm and you must open carry. if everybody is strapped and trained, how much gun violence would happen? that's right, zero.

          caught my girlfriend pooping

            GF pooping
            Finally caught my GF pooping!

she always hide it by pretending like she doesn't, which I find sus. Once when we spent the entire weekend together I almost caught her but she had locked the bathroom door and by the time I got in she had flushed and was like "oh hey what's up?" pretending like nothing happened, although there was an OBVIOUS lingering odor. Anyway, this time I was prepared, sprung the lock and burst in on her mid-wipe. She frantically tried to spin & flush but I smacked her hand away and pushed her off the toilet to get a better look in (it was a goddamn big dump ). Caught red handed, I pointed my finger at her and said I FUCKING KNEW IT! Initially she tried to blame my cat but eventually admitted defeat.

I'm just happy I dumped her and now I am gonna find a GF who does not poop.
            Caught my gf pooping…so I broke up with her. 😡 She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out…her voice was labored and i became suspicious…so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet…just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop. 👌 Real men don’t settle for less…