She hooked up with some guys and instead of breaking down and crying or whatever she wanted me to do I just played bruh bass boosted for five minutes while staring at her so she’s angry now but what should I do
Oh god I wish Polka would show up unannounced at my front porch in her clown car with inflatable condoms shaped like circus elephants. She would barge in through my front door but barley fit as her puffy clown dress leaves almost no room to spare. Polka would then pull me up to the bedroom, but I would be too embarrassed to look at her reaction as the room is entirely decorated in clown memorabilia. With a powerful shove, Polka would push me onto the bed sheets, releasing a honk sound from the bed's hidden integrated clown mechanism. I would then sit there and watch Polka painstakingly take of the layers of her clown outfit, as she struggles with the intricacy of the many floofs and puffs. When Polka finally strips to just her underwear, she would mount me and clap down with a powerful grip. Unable to break free of Polka's well trained circus hands, I would surrender my being to whatever she desires. As I'd be held down with a single hand, Polka slides her underwear to the side. Finally. Clussy.HEY 🙋 BRO!! READY 4 THE 💪💪GYM💪💪 BRO??? TIME⏰ TO PUMP SOME IRON🔩 BROO!! LET'S GET 💀SHREDDED 💀 BROSEPH😥😎😎😬 GET YOUR WHEY SHAKES 🍼 READY 🌊BROSIEDON🌊 CAUSE WE NEED 👊👊PROTEIN💪💪!!! 1🅾 GRAMS PER LB BRO❗ GONNA GET FOOKIN 💪🔥BUILT🔥💪 BROMIGO!! GONNA 🔥🔥BURN🔥🔥 OFF THAT FAT BROCHACHA😏😎😎 HOW ABOUT SOME EGGS 🍳 WITH YOUR WHEY SHAKE🍼 BRO HOW ABOUT SOME 🐓🍗 CHICKEN🍗🐓 JIMI BROHENDRIX😎😎 LET'S HIT👊 THE LOCKER ROOM🚿🚿 AND SHOWER🚿 UP MCBRONALDS😉😏😏 BROJOBS ALL AROUND🔁 BRO😋😮 NO HOMO BROMO 😜It 🤡 ain't 🚫 my 🙋♂️ fault 🌋 that 😳 I'm ⛳ out 🏳️🌈 here ⤵️ getting 😱 loose 🕳️ Gotta 👏 blame 🤬 it 🎈 on 🔛 the Goose 🦆 Gotta 👏 blame 😤 it 🎈 on 😩 my 🙋♂️ juice 🧃, baby 🐣
Dude stop. My brother died in a car accident stop using the skull emoji. Rest in peace to my brother. Please refrain from using it in your life, that is wrong to all the people who lost their lifes. I sincerely hope you learn from this mistake and no longer make the same choice again. Please evaluate your life choices, and question yourself to why you decided to use the skull emoji. I understand that you may have been through alot, but that does not mean you should joke about dead people. You may have been abused or hurt, but do not use that as an excuse to hurt others. If i ever catch you using offensive things again, so help me god i will find you. I will find you myself. I swear on my brothers grave that i will stop at no cost. You are my enemy. And i will hunt you like you are my prey.
So me and my girlfriend have been together about 9 months, when we got together she was very clear that she was on onlyfans. I appreciated her being honest, and I’m not gonna lie and say I was fine with it but I really liked this girl and she was super sweet and caring (still is) so I decided to give it a shot still. Tbh I haven’t really thought about it much during our time together and haven’t looked at her onlyfans once, well until yesterday. I’m not sure why but I decided to have a look yesterday which led me to find some shit I didn’t want to see. At first I was on my own phone and made an account as I haven’t actually tried onlyfans before and then I saw she was advertising “Hot and Steaming sexting sessions” which peaked my curiosity shall we say.
Then I decided to go on her laptop and go through her onlyfans from her account. Which brings me to Pablo, Pablo is “the best daddy ever” and has the “hottest cock in the world” (direct quotes from her). from what I could tell Pablo has spent about 10,000$ on my girlfriend, and let’s say she’s provided lots in return. A quick list of some of the things I found was, a photo with his name on her boobs. A video of her pleasuring herself SCREAMING his name, and the icing on the cake was a video which really really crossed the line for me where she was once again pleasuring herself but this time she was talking about how she couldn’t wait to have sex with him and his “perfect cock” behind her boyfriends back(me) and how she couldn’t wait for him to cum on the necklace I got her for her birthday.
So basically I got very pissed, I’m not sure if they were actually planning to do it in real life or if it was just some sexual thing but still Jesus Christ . I confronted her about it and her response was basically ummmm yeah You know I do onlyfans right, that’s how it works. At this point I just left the apartment and am staying at a friends place now. What in the fuck do I do? Surely I have to break up with her right?