@everybody As a member 🙋♂️ of the DACLGBT community 🏡, we 🤗 would like 💜 to welcome 👋 our 🫂 newest ✨ sexuality 🏳️🌈 Robloxsexual 😏. Robloxsexual 😳 is when you feel 🤝 a romantic 💗 attraction 💕 towards a roblox 🧊 avatar 🧍🧍♂️🧍♀️. Please 🙏 welcome 👋 our Robloxsexuals 🫦 with love ❤️Lets say💁♂️ hypothetically🤔 that dicks🍆 are very cute😍😽 and lets also say💁♂️ for the👉 sake🍶🤪 of the argument🙋♂️ that when you😶 hold✊ one☝️ in your hand👋 and it🍆 starts▶️ twitching💓 it would feel🤲 like👍 its nuzzling👃 you😶 or when⏲ they🍆 perk up☝️ and look👀 at you it🍆 would feel😩 as it would say💁♂️ something like "owo nya? :3c" which could🤷♂️ mean that penis-kun🍆😊 is happy☺ to see me!😀 And any hot-blooded american🔥🇲🇾 can agree🤝 that the most🙌 adorable😽😊 thing ever is when⏲ sperm-sama😍🥛 comes out however😧 in that👉 case they🍆🥛 would be really shy😳 so you😶 would have to work✊👅🍆💦 really hard😖 for it to come out💦💦! But when penis-kun🍆😊 and sperm-sama💦😍 would hypothetically🤔 meet🤝 they🍆💦 would blush😳😖 and their moans☺😫 would sound👂 something like "uwaaa~!"☺😍 And in that👉 case we👬 could agree🤝 that penis-kun🍆 is adorable.😊😊😊
I frequently jerk off to the thought of fucking Ben Shapiro's wife. Forcing him to watch while I make his wife wet for the first time in their marriage, have her beg for my seed while Ben tries to debate me in his whiney, nasally voice. I want to cum inside his wife as she orgasms for the first time in her 14 year old marriage with Ben. I want to force Ben to look at his wife's creampied pussy, full to the brim with my baby batter. I want to hear Ben gently sobbing while me and his wife passionately make out as I prepare to pound her again.
So I’m thinking the girl is hungry and orders cheese pizza. And then the pizza man comes and tells her it costs 9.99 but then she says “i don’t have enoughis there any other way to pay” and then the guy says “yes there is ;) WITH YOUR SOUL” and then the pizza man pulls out a light saber and tries to kill her but then she grabs her light saber but then the pizza person cuts her clothes off!! And the battle with light sabers until she cuts his dick off and he falls groaning in pain and then she says “any last words” and then he says “I should be the one saying that” before he force grabs a dildo and stuffs it up her ass then she drops her light saber in pain and then he stabs her saying “I always win” before she drops dead”
And that’s my idea :)
It's been 20 years, daddy. I really really hate you. Mommy told me the truth before she died. I know you left us, I killed mommy and her new boyfriend, and I have taken over the world. But don't worry, hehe...I know where you are. And I'm gonna hunt you down and kill you. You better watch your back. Hehehahaha, HAHAHAHA!!
Oh my fucking god, I cannot stand it anymore... I think I must've become a simp at some point recently because every time I look at you I just get a massive fucking erection. Your face look like it was hand designed by a thousand angels... And you have an uttermost beautiful style of clothing as well, if you happen to have a twitch account, please be sure to add me at xXPussy_Destroyrr69420wholesomekeanuchungussub2pewdiepieXx. I promise I'll donate every cent that I make every month, I usually just mow lawns for my elderly neighbor, Mrs. Anderson, but I swear I can do so much more! I'll probably get a job at Burger King since you get very delicious lunch breaks there!! And I'll make you the happiest girl in this green earth, you are so extremely beautiful it pains me to know I can't be on that bed with you... And people say you can't be a respectful man these days, well, as a brony, anime lover and gamer 4 life who definitely enjoys his time, I can assure you I'll be able to show you what a REAL man can do. Please baby I love you. I also do Fedora tricks.