Run that back because that joke was horrible
Run that back, because that joke was horrible nigga, open your mouth. *fart sound* When you speak to me speak with yo chin up like it’s picture day. *camera flashes* Bitch ass boy and I fucked your mom long dick style. Stop playing with me faggot ass boy. Now I’m boutta cut the shit outta your faggot ass. Fuck is you talmbout you just got combo’d by Marski, Marski Salarsky, bitch ass boy. You mad as shit cuz I smacked yo mama in the back of the neck with a piece of ham and that bitch turned into a ham sandwich and started saying "GOBBITYGOBBADAGOBBGOBBGOBB" like she was a Thanksgiving chicken. Faggot bitch. She's not a fucking turkey she's a fucking chicken, faggot boy. Shut your bitch ass up. Your mom is allergic to chickens. Your mom has sex with this kid and Arnold Schwarzenneger behind the Toy Story Pizza Planet truck yelling, "Ya, get to the pizza! Ya!" and a fucking pepperoni slipped up her ass and she puked out a fucking booger. Bitch ass boy, shut yo bitch ass up. Run that back ⏪⏪ Because that joke was horrible nigga🤨 Open your mouth 🚶🏾💨😫 When you speak to me speak with yo chin up like it’s picture day 📷📸 Bitch ass boy and I fucked your mom long dick style 🥵🎶🕺🏼 Stop playing with me faggot ass boi 😨😰 now i’m finnach cook the shit outta yo faggot ass👨🍳👨🍳 fuck is you talmbout🤨🤫you just got combo’d 🖐🏾😫 by Marski🥱 Marski Salarski🤓😜 bitch ass boi😈You mad as shit because i smacked👋 yo mama the back of her neck with a piece of ham 🐖 and dat bitch turned into a ham sandwich 🥪😳 She started sayin GOBBITY🤪GOBBADA🤪GOBB🤪GOBB🤪GOBB 🦃 like she was a thanksgiving chicken🐔 faggot bitch🤭You just got r/woosh
WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! 😂😂👀
"Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! 😤😤😂
His joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took him a total of like 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. 🤬 What's that? His joke is bad? I think that's just because you failed. He outsmarted you, nitwit.🤭
In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as "R/Wooooosh" to claim my internet points in your embarrassment 😏. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy" 😬😲. WOW! 🤪 Another reference I had to explain to you. 🤦♂️🤭 I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.😏😂My first even orgasm came from an electric fence
My first ever orgasm came from an electric fence.
I don't know if this really fits here, if it doesn't then sorry I'll delete.
When I was young, about 12 or something, I was walking through the woods near my house. There are a lot of farmlands around here and some have electric fences. Me being young and stupid, I wanted to cut through a field to get to the other side quicker, I knew the fence was electrified so I used a tree to jump over it, the issue was that there wasn't a tree at the other end, so I used an old bucket to try and jump over it.
Basically the bucket fell away from me and I landed crotch first on the fence. To this day I've never experienced so much pain and pleasure at the same time, or even separately. I fell off onto the grass, shaking and orgasming for almost a full minute. I ended up wetting myself and having to spend an hour walking back home, my legs were too weak to walk for the first half hour so it took way longer than usual to get back.
It was the most intense pleasure ever, and to this day I've always wanted to try and recreate it, for obvious reasons I haven't and probably never will, but it haunts me that I'll never feel that pleasure again.Hoyeon Jung copypasta
Hoyeon Jung, Squid Game star, reveals in a recent interview to Vogue Korea that lately she's been obsessed with watching @xQc on Twitch.
"I just think he's something the world needs right now, whenever I watch him my mood changes for the better."Hoyeon Jung, Squid Game star, reveals in a recent interview to Vogue Korea that lately she’s been obsessed with the video game expansion “Destiny 2: Forsaken.”
“I just think it's something the world needs right now. Whenever I play it, my mood changes for the better.”Hoyeon Jung, Squid Game star, reveals in a recent interview to Vogue Korea that lately she’s been obsessed with the “Boston Celtics.”
“I just think it’s something the world needs right now. Whenever I watch them, my mood changes for the better.”I will tell the truth about Masturbation
I will tell you the truth of it.
Masturbation will decrease the erection rate and strength of holding on to the erection. After you quit masturbation your sex sessions will in hours. You will be able to do more foreplay, love your partner more, multiple ejaculations, and of course fuck like a pitbull. Coming to ur Chicken tikka. No fap over a long period of time WILL INCREASE YOUR DICK GIRTH AND LENGTH SURELY. THE MOST OBSERVABLE ONE IS THE GIRTH. It will increase by atleast 1 inch in length (GIRTH) . You will start to doubt that if any pussi*s can even handle the GIRTH. Your chicken tikka will UPGRADE itself to beef tikka. Kind of a Pokemon evolution.
Remember ONE YEAR OR MORE. Sleep within 12 am, and rest more at night. Stop watching porn and masturbation.
The people who are saying that masturbation doesn't do this and this are the idiots of the donkey land.