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HАШ Слава Богу 🙏❤️СЛАВА РОССИИ 🙏❤️СЛАВА Z

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    НАШ Слава Богу 🙏❤️СЛАВА РОССИИ 🙏❤️АНГЕЛА ХРАНИТЕЛЯ КАЖДОМУ ИЗ ВАС 🙏❤️БОЖЕ ХРАНИ РОССИЮ 🙏❤️СПАСИБО ВАМ НАШИ МАЛЬЧИКИ 🙏🏼❤️🇷🇺 ЧТО ПОДДЕРЖИВАЕТЕ НАШИХ МАЛЬЧИКОВ НА СВО🙏🏼❤️🇷🇺 ХРАНИ ВАС БОГ

    no lube, no protection, all night all day

      no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to toilet seat, from dining table to church, while i gasp for air and scream the lord’s prayer, he can top me.
      no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, while i gasp for air and scream the lord’s prayer, he can top me.
      no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.
      no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table ta the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug. mind blogging, soul snatching.overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering. orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening pussy popping, nail stractching. back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming heavenly, awakening, devils tangos riding one could offer
      No lube, no protection, all night all day from the kitchen floor to the dining table from the bed to church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air scream the lord's prayer, HE CAN TOP ME until I'm swollen, until I'm crying, until he's out of juice, until I cant walk, until I'm numb, until my throat hurts, until my cheeks are red, until the neighbours know his name, until my insides becomes outsides, until my hole remember the shape, until my jaws fall off, until my leg is useless, until my eyes are rolled back and it stays there, until my body does a backflip, until my whole body shakes, until the skin peels off, until my bones disconnect, until i pass out, until im paralyzed for the rest of my life, until all my eggs are fertilized, until all my holes are filled, until i cant breathe, until it gets longer than before, until he couldn't stand, until i die, until his tentacles dont come anymore, until my mouth cant eat, until i remember the length of it, until the end of time, until he dont have it anymore, until his hole remembers the size and girth, until it reaches my stomach, until hes grunting and growling, until he has to regenerate it, until the whole world hears . I'm gonna get him pregnant ten times over breeding him all day all night no protection just me and him all over the house on the floor on the couch on the bed in the shower on the rooftops even god couldn't pull me out of him. 

      Luigi Mangione mugshot

      no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magniticent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride it and I would give this man the sloppiest, wettest, creamiest, soul taking, slimy, life changing, death DROPPING, heaven sent, flabbergasting, hypnotising, ungodly, astonishing, leg trembling, back arched, hands desperately grabbing the sheets, legs stretching out again and again, toe curling, voice breaking, whimper causing, waist slowly moving up and down, small heavy breath " I can't take much more of this", breaths getting quicker, twitching, throbbing, eyes shut, lip biting, edging begging for relief, warm hot rush bubbling up, spit upon the tongue twisting ground tip-talking against the mouth, sideways spit from the end and lick from the bottom to the top then spit and lick to the bottom, deepthroating, thrusting slower then faster, faster, FASTER twisting mouth around each side, spiritually enlightening, chakra aligning, mangekyo sharigan unlocking, golden light like a halo, noise from the very edge of his throat for the final, hardest release ever....and THEN I'd let him pound me so FUCKING HARD UNTIL HE IMPRENATES ME WITH HIS BABIES. My prayers for you be like no lube, no protection from the condom or the lord, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, while i gasp for air and scream the lord's prayer, YOU sir can OBLITERATE me and uses no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride. 

      I want to devour Maiden after seeing so much cake.

        I want to devour Maiden after seeing so much cake. She talks about getting married? Yeah I'm ok with that but I need your body NOW. I'm taking her straight the the bedroom and bending her over the bed. I'll tear that body suit so I can claim her from behind. I need to drive into her full force after seeing those plump cheeks. She's getting some heroic backshots like my life depends on it. If I'm being tired I'll just drink another mana potion to keep me going. Anyone on the outside will only hear thunderous claps as my wife gets it. I'll pour my magical force into Maiden over and over all night long. Maiden needs to be left a sloppy mess unable to walk needing health potions to be brought back to life. 

        Luigi Magione’s manisfeto

          The unreleased Luigi Magione manifesto by Ken Klippenstein
          To the Feds, I'll keep this short, because I do respect what you do for our country. To save you a lengthy investigation, I state plainly that I wasn't working with anyone. This was fairly trivial: some elementary social engineering, basic CAD, a lot of patience. The spiral notebook, if present, has some straggling notes and To Do lists that illuminate the gist of it. My tech is pretty locked down because I work in engineering so probably not much info there. I do apologize for any strife of traumas but it had to be done. Frankly, these parasites simply had it coming. A reminder: the US has the #1 most expensive healthcare system in the world, yet we rank roughly #42 in life expectancy. United is the [indecipherable] largest company in the US by market cap, behind only Apple, Google, Walmart. It has grown and grown, but as our life expectancy? No the reality is, these [indecipherable] have simply gotten too powerful, and they continue to abuse our country for immense profit because the American public has allwed them to get away with it. Obviously the problem is more complex, but I do not have space, and frankly I do not pretend to be the most qualified person to lay out the full argument. But many have illuminated the corruption and greed (e.g.: Rosenthal, Moore), decades ago and the problems simply remain. It is not an issue of awareness at this point, but clearly power games at play. Evidently I am the first to face it with such brutal honesty.
          To 👆 the Feds👮‍♂️ 🕵️‍♀️ , I'll 👀 keep this 😜 short🍆 , because I do 😲 respect 🫡 what you 🫵 do for our 👐 country 🇺🇸. To save 💾 you 🫵 a lengthy 🍆 😳 investigation🕵️ 🔎 , I state 🗣️ plainly ✈️ that I 👀 wasn't 🚫 working 👷‍♂️ with anyone🙅‍♂️ . This was fairly 🤷‍♂️ trivial 🤓: some elementary 🏫 social 🫂 🥸 engineering🔧 , basic 😶 CAD 🖥️, a lot ‼️ of patience 🤔. The spiral 🌀 notebook 📒, if present 🎁 , has some straggling 👨‍🦯 notes 📝 and To Do ✅ lists 📜 that illuminate 💡 the gist 💼 of it. My tech 📱 is pretty 💃 locked 🔒 down ⬇️ because ❗ I work 👨‍💼 in engineering 💻 so probably 🤔 not much 🤷‍♂️ info there🚫 . I do apologize 😢 for any strife 💥 of traumas 😭 but it had 😩 to be done 😈. Frankly 🤷‍♂️, these 🤬 parasites 🐛 simply had 🙅‍♂️ it coming 💦 👀 . A reminder 🤓: the US 🇺🇸 has the #1️⃣ most 😱 expensive 🤑 💸 healthcare 👨‍⚕️ system 🏥 in the world 🌎 , yet 🫢 we rank 💪 roughly #4️⃣ 2️⃣ in life 👼 expectancy 👴. United 💩 is the [indecipherable] 🤬 largest 🍆 👀 company in the US 🇺🇸 by market 📈 cap🧢 , behind 🍑 only Apple 🍎, Google 🇬, Walmart 🇼 . It 👀 has grown 🍆 👀 and grown🥵 😳 , but 🍑 as our life 👴 expectancy❓ No 🚫 the reality 😔 is, these [indecipherable] 🤬 have simply gotten 😵 too powerful💪 , and they 👨‍💼 continue 🙅‍♂️ to abuse 🤜 😭 our country 🇺🇸 for immense 👀 profit 🤑 because 😵 the American 🇺🇸 public 🤦‍♂️ has allowed 😍 them to get 🤑 away ➡️ with it 😵. Obviously 🤓 the problem 😡 is more 💀 complex😵‍💫 , but I 👀 do not 🚫 have space 🌌 , and frankly 🌭 I do not 🚫 pretend 🥸 to be 🐝 the most 👐 qualified 👨‍⚕️ person 🧑‍🦲 to lay 🛌 😈 out the full 🍑 argument🗣️ . But 🍑 many 🌎 have illuminated 💡 the corruption 😈 and greed 🤑 (e.g.: Rosenthal, Moore), decades 📅 ago and 🤔 the problems 🚫 simply 🤷‍♂️ remain. It is not 🚫 an issue of awareness 🧠 🤔 at this point☝️, but clearly 👓 power 👹 games 🎮 at play. Evidently 🤷‍♂️ I am 😀 the first 1️⃣ to face 🫡 it with such brutal 💀 🔫 honesty 

          I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Lingsha.

            Lingsha copypasta from Honkai Star Rail

            Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Lingsha, a healer that also damages from Honkai Star Rail.

            I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Lingsha. I try to play Yunli. My Lingsha deals more damage. I try to play Acheron. My Lingsha deals more damage. I try to play Feixiao. My Lingsha deals more damage. I want to play Firefly. Her best team has Lingsha. I want to play Boothill, Rappa. They both want Lingsha.
            
            She grabs me by the throat. I farmed Iron Cavalry for her. I built crit stats for her. I give her "What is Real?". She isn't satisfied. I pull "Dream's Montage". "I don't need this much speed" She tells me. "Give me more break effect." She grabs Sunday and forces him to Beatify her. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with "Scent Alone Stays True".
            
            I can't pull for "Scent Alone Stays True", I don't have enough stellar jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Fuyuan. She says "Fuyuan, get them." There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, Super Break damage. What a cruel world.

            Contrary to popular belief, Vaporeon was never compatible for breeding with humans at all

              Vaporeon was never compatible for breeding with humans

              Its a response towards the infamous Vaporeon copypasta by fact checking Vaporeon’s capabilities to manipulate water.

              Contrary to popular belief, Vaporeon was never compatible for breeding with humans at all. Far from it. For starters, most of them are male, 87.5% male to be exact, and they're not even in the Human-Like egg group anyway. Not only that, but the copypasta diluted the truth about Vaporeon's abilities, hence why I will now set the record straight. Hydration only works when it's raining and Water Absorb, which has a darker nature that I will get to talk about soon, doesn't mean your Vaporeon will turn white after you "pull out." I know this because I cleaned sperm bank toilets a long time ago. Also, what wasn't mentioned is that Vaporeon can control water easily, meaning that Vaporeon can perfectly utilize the water it can control to enter a person's orifices until they explode. Vaporeon’s biology allows it to defeat its opponent by entering any human orifice effortlessly, like the candiru fish, with it eventually making its way to the human's lungs until the human succumbed to dry drowning or have those very same lungs rupture, letting the Vaporeon exit the newly created cadaver easily. Now here is the disturbing truth about Water Absorb. Since human bodies are 65% water, a Vaporeon that's inside a human body could potentially absorb the water in said body until the poor human was nothing more than a shriveled corpse. Also, if a Vaporeon rematerialized while it was inside your urethra, your penis would be sent to the Distortion World instantly. Its ability to control water also includes creating Kyogre-like tsunamis that can level cities easily, and with moves like Scald, Hydro Pump, Ice Beam, Hyper Beam, and Body Slam, Vaporeon has so many ways to end you that it should be reclassified to the "Assassin Pokémon." It can also learn Detect and Toxic too, so don't explore that "deep sea cave" for "treasure." As for the moves that it can use to make itself more "horny," the thing is that the rest of Vaporeon's kin can also learn those moves too, with Leafeon, Glaceon, and Umbreon having higher defense stats that would blow Vaporeon out of the water any day of the week. Acid Armor won't even change that. Also, the NSFW crowd loves Umbreon and Sylveon more than Vaporeon.