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How ’bout multi-millionaires? How ’bout 8 inches and thick?

    Its from a video by Israel Padilla where a bodybuilder trauma dumps a young blonde girl after she says she likes “skinny, scrawny guys.”

    How 'bout multi-millionaires? How 'bout 8 inches and thick? How 'bout talented? How 'bout loving and respectful? I lost my wife 10 weeks ago, 21 years faithful. My daughter committed suicide 3 weeks ago, 13. She was faster than me at 12 and I run a 6-minute mile. My testimony, I'm nothing but pure, and I ask you if you wanna be on a YouTube channel, and you like scrawny guys.

    Spaghettios

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      byu/ConsistentHospital54 from discussion
      inshitposting

      From u/Xhalo, a Redditor notorious for writing shitpost stories about eating spaghetti “spaghettios” and how it affects them. The person has been doing this for over 12 years almost daily.

      As useful as my ex husband was as backside tongue twirling if you know what I mean (analingus). At first I praised him, it was spicy and hot like the piping hot tomato goochbutter sauce of spaghettios. But after a while it got stale. To be fair, I did develop thunderous backside voidseep due to a diet high in iron, but our vows said he would love me through thick and thin. We are divorced now. 😭😭😭
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      byu/knifefan9 from discussion
      incomedyheaven
      I was 9 months pregnant and had just downed my usual 3 bowl spaghettios lunch with a post meal spritzer of a large order of wendys chilly with extra grundlemeat chunks, and I fell asleep due to the insulin overdose hitting me at the same time a gastrointestinal spasm occured. It put me to sleep and I ended up lactating while I ran to the bathroom. I though this meme was about me 😲😲😲

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        God years of pushing sex to the limit and people just don’t get that to get those desperate orgasms, like your millionth and a half

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          byu/Mentally_Big_Sad from discussion
          inshittytattoos
          Oh finally someone who gets it! God years of pushing sex to the limit and people just don’t get that to get those desperate orgasms, like your millionth and a half, you really gotta scrape against the vacuum of your own humanity, it requires cerebral stimulation from deep seated trauma the kind that only comes from facing the idea of your own destruction, on the cusp of light - that edge — the TRUE EDGE — to be like that state of nirvana that exists at the bottom of the depths of the ocean, between creation and death - the maximum heat of the vents of deep volcanic reactions meeting the foam of the sea for a breif moment of existence as the bacteria that lives on the moment of infinity between maximum pressure and instant death - thats where the truest orgasmic bliss comes from, and its quite impossible to get there without your face on a toilet, a foot on your face, red marks, and a Dom named Brutus who’s too busy flexing his muscles and berating you with the worst names sound has to offer for that one moment of pure fleeting bliss —grhrhmnmm
          
          And thats how you get off.
          
          God it was so nice to talk with someone else who understands the game, have a great day

          I truely think they dont grasp what Charlie’s death means for them. He wasn’t a general in an army, he wasn’t an ace fighter pilot

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            I truely think they dont grasp what Charlie's death means for them. He wasn't a general in an army, he wasn't an ace fighter pilot that dominated the sky's, He wasn't an asset of war to be used to win battles. He was a voice... and a conduit.
            
            The left just proved they couldnt compete with him on their own turf, with their home field advantage in simple conversation. Numerous years debating on liberal college campuses, begging for those who didnt share his values or ideas to change his mind. And now they never will be able to change his mind. They will never be able to prove or advocate their arguments anymore. In a very sad way, right as they sucker punched him, Charlie won the argument and got the last word. Because instead of changing his mind with respectable debate and fair conversation, they elected to cheat the game and resort to violence.
            
            They thought they scratched out a MAGA champion, but I think the truth is, they silenced their own voice. Who now among their opposition will respect them and be willing to hear their words? Who now among their opposition will grant them goodwill and a shared platform. Are any conservatives going to parlay with cheaters who were enraged with hatred over a voice?
            
            You couldnt change his mind, and now... you will never change ours.