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Porn in Smiling Friends world has got to be insane.

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    Porn in Smiling Friends world has got to be insane.

So like we have this world where people run at 100 miles an hour across the screen, with 2 looping frames of animation. Anyone can be in any style or media. Murder is extremely common, and no one cares most of the time. and you've seen what Charlie's grandma can do. That's an old woman. She's past her prime.

It is my assertion that porn in smiling friends is nuts.

I'm imagining two colorful blob shapes just ramming in to eachother. It's not clear at all what is and is not a sex organ.

Likewise for the less human looking characters, the camera focuses on curves and lumps that you and I would never be able to tell what they're supposed to be or why they're attractive.

A long spindly guy slapping someone's ass to death.

Someone getting stuck into a washing machine but it's spinning really really fast.

There's a 2 hour video of this rotoscoped guy on a bench, watching nature. In the last 3 seconds, a little pink creature runs up to him, sucks him off, and he becomes a shriveled husk and dies.

An orgy animated EXACTLY like Mr Frog's beautiful animal sanctuary. There's like 100 people and the video is 5 seconds long.

An exhibitionism video where it actually looks completely normal but there's a truck accident in the background and no one cares.

You know how people in real life make porn videos of video game characters? The Smiling Friends world has the exact same videos but it's actually those living video game characters filming it.

There's videos where the bottom just fucking explodes and dies near the end.

Anything from spamtopia is just genuinely impossible to comprehend. They have a whole sub-genre that's just TV static, and it's fully recognized by them as porn.

Remember how at the end of episode 1 where the funny guy broke out of the TV? That can happen. They can just reach you out and GET you.

Episodes of Mr frog are just there on the website.

    I can’t. I just can’t anymore. Nine years. I have been playing this game for NINE YEARS.

      AKA the ’67 emote copypasta’ its a parody of Clash Royale player having a crashout for not getting the 67 emote. There was a bug in game where players aren’t able to claim the 67 emote due to token limit. The devs patched it up later on but not before the community made a ton of shitpost about it.

      Missed the 6 7 emote its over 💔💔 

I can't. I just can't anymore. Nine years. I have been playing this game for NINE YEARS. I was there for the OG Goblin Barrel. I remember when Sparky was a terror. I have given my blood, sweat, and literal tears to this game. And today, it betrayed me. I saw it. The 67 emote. It was beautiful. It was all I wanted. I grinded the challenge. I skipped meals. My fingers are raw. I finally beat the last stage, my heart is pounding, I go to the event tab to claim my prize... "Token Limit Reached." ...Token. Limit. Reached. It wouldn't let me claim it. I was right there. I had earned it. But because of some arbitrary cap, some stupid line of code, it just... sat there. Mocking me. I tried everything. Restarting the app. Crying. Pleading with the screen. Nothing. The event is over now. It's gone. Nine years of loyalty. Nine years of daily logins. And I am defeated by a TOKEN LIMIT. I feel hollow. I feel empty. I will never be the same. I hope you're happy, Supercell. You broke a 9-year veteran. I'll never get the 67 emote. It's over.

      my darling, my love, my sweetness, my world, my baby, my solace

        Its a schizo appreciation copypasta that began from the Kpop community on their favorite idol. 

        my darling, my love, my sweetness, my world, my baby, my solace, my rainbow, my daily spirit, my night moon, my stars in the sky, my fire of enthusiasm, the flowers in my garden, my cooling water, my soul's life, the owner of my longing, the cure for my wounds, the soother of my heart, the light of my path, my soul mate, the guardian of my heart, the reason for my smile, the owner of my beating heart, the tune in my song, my beautiful dream, my night guard, the soother of my soul, the lamp in my darkness, the crashing of my waves, my morning sun, my gentle breeze, the refreshing rain, the calming dusk, the dew on the leaves, the sun of life, the poetry in my heart, the eternal story, the harmony of my soul, the endless longing, my complement, my final destination, my life's inspiration, the melody of my tune, my warmest hug, the smile I long for, my little heaven, the guardian of my dreams, the light of my stars, my breath, the sigh of my longing, the beat of my heart, my most beautiful night, the hope in my life, the dawn of my salvation, my bright afternoon, my calm waves, my shield of my heart, my love ark, my night blanket, my morning embrace, my universe harmony, my heart's idol, the flower sower on my path, my love lantern, the morning star in my darkness, the oxygen in my breath, my ocean of love, my living soul, the aurora of my love, the inspiration of my longing, the solace of my fatigue, my limitless happiness, and the eternal time in my life

        Sonic the Hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up.

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          Its from an old video titled ‘Guptill89 Presents Top Ten Hottest Female Sonic Characters’ on YT. The original video had been taken down but an archive version can still be found on YT. Its one of the more popular memes within the Sonic community and the video iconic opening has been made into a copypasta many times.

          Sonic the Hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up. He can run at sound speed, take out enemies in a flash, and best of all, he's blue colored and knows how to handle the females. Speaking of females, the Sonic universe might also be classified as "Hot Chick Heaven" because there's such a mess of very beautiful and tough women that it will make you love the franchise even more! And since Valentine's Day is around the corner, I've been inspired to make a top 10 list of the most beautiful female Sonic characters. Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice, and try not to reach through the screen because HERE WE GO!
10: Try this question on for size. Who chases and hugs Sonic all the time and wields a powerful hammer? Why it's Amy Rose of course! Though more of a cutie than a hottie, you can't deny the fact that she's still attractive. Two things that make her attractive are the fact that she wears a dress, and when have you ever seen 3 big, very smooth arcs of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't! So once again, Amy Rose is lovely; that is until she goes berserk and starts hitting stuff with her hammer.

Who's at number 9? It's this alien plant girl from a distant planet. Cosmo, from Sonic X. She arrived on the character's planet to deliver a message saying that the galaxy was under attack by a force called the Metarex. She doesn't do much except tell people to stop fighting and focus on the real matter at hand. The real reason she lands at the #9 is that she becomes Miles "Tails" Prower's sweetheart, something Tails needed for a long while.

Numero Ocho. Cream the Rabbit's mother, Vanilla. She's attractive and the size of an average human mother. What really surprises me about her is that the leader of Team Chaotix, Vector the Crocodile, falls in love with her. Kinda silly, don't you think? She's another character that doesn't do much, but in a season 3 episode of Sonic X, she helps Chris Thorndyke get into space to fight the Metarex along with Sonic and friends.

What number's next? Seven, of course. Wave the Swallow from Sonic Riders. People always root for the good guys, but sometimes, the bad guys steal the show. Her mechanical IQ is equal to Tails. She also happens to be the smartest member of the Babylon Rogues. I wonder why she isn't the leader. Like Jet the Hawk and Storm the Albatross, her specialty is riding the air-boards called "Extreme Gear". With two very long and smooth feathers extending from her head to her calves and droopy eyes, Wave will rock your socks. If only we could see her take wing.

Numero Six. Tikal the Echidna from Sonic Adventure 1. Named after an ancient Mayan city of the same name, Tikal is the daughter of Chief Pachacamac. She's yet another character that hardly does a thing except beg her father to stop being so greedy. She also traps herself inside the Master Emerald so that the water god Chaos doesn't reign terror upon the land. When you're the daughter of a person in the highest power, you need to look your best and Tikal delivers perfectly. That's why she's #6.

Number #1, #2, #3, #4, #5! Ah-Ah-Ahhh! Mina Mongoose from the Sonic Archie comics. How could you go wrong with a girl that looks like this? She can run nearly as fast as Sonic and she went from being a Freedom Fighter to being a popstar singer. Next to Princess Sally she looks more humanoid than the other characters. Who could top someone who has long (some French word I don't know) hair?

This female standing at number 4: Blaze the Cat. One word: Pyrokinesis. How would you like to have that superpower? I mean Blaze could play around in the Himalayas for hours and she would be perfectly fine! Also, 45 degree ponytail makes her look like a Native American. I really like the fact that her love interest is the telekinetic hedgehog Silver. The combination of mind-moving and fire superpowers make these two a reliable couple. But what really lands Blaze in the #4 spot is that her attitudes apparently more different from the other females.

Next up is #3. What's better than having a female with cascading quills? How about a female with cascading quills and hair? Julie-Su the Echidna, another Archie comic exclusive has that feature. She's smart, knows exactly what to do as a freedom fighter, and even trained Amy once. She's also the girl of Knuckles' dreams. Heh, lucky him. Her older self in the series Mobius: X Years Later is just downright hot! Just look at that long ponytail! Now we're talkin'!
1, 2, button my shoe! Princess Sally Acorn. There's a lot to say about this character. She's the heir to the throne, Sonic's first official romance, the only character that used to not wear clothes, brave and athletic, the most humanoid character, and is like a mother to Tails. In the TV show, Sonic SatAM, one Freedom Fighter, the cowardly Antoine constantly tries to woo Sally, but doesn't succeed because... he's a coward! The Princess is also a semi-perfect example of an excellent love interest, although there were a couple of times when she really snapped and acted like a lunatic; in the comics, that is. But overall, Sally Acorn really stands out amongst the slew of females not just because she's Sonic's first official love interest, or because she's the only one who didn't wear clothes, but because in the comics, she grew very long hair, and married Sonic in the future, becoming the Queen.

So, you've seen a pyrokinetic Cat, a swallow, two gorgeous echidnas, and even a princess! Who could possibly top those kinds of females? Well, get ready folks; this is the #1 hottest Sonic the Hedgehog female character. Rouge the Bat. If anybody denies it, how dare you? This woman can fly, she's as strong as Knuckles, and is a femme fatale, seducing other characters into getting what she wants. Instead of having one love interest, she has two! Knuckles, and Shadow the Hedgehog. Being a treasure thief, she's only interested in one object set; jewels, especially the Chaos Emeralds. There actually have been situations where Rouge's cleavage has been exposed, but it eventually got censored. What a price to pay. I think the best part about this beauty is that she wears three different outfits unlike the other female characters. And who wouldn't want to fly across the landscape via strong as Shawn Johnson, and flirt with any male, anytime, anywhere. These three traits make Rouge the Bat triumph over all of the Sonic the Hedgehog females. My hat goes off to you Sonic Team USA. You oughta be proud.

There ya have it folks. Those were the hottest female chicks in the Sonic universe. I hope you enjoyed it, happy Valentine's Day, and I'll see you later. HERE WE GO!
          Sonic the Hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up. He can run at sound speed, take out enemies in a flash, and best of all, he's blue colored and knows how to handle the females. Speaking of females, the Sonic universe might also be classified as "Hot Chick Heaven" because there's such a mess of very beautiful and tough women that it will make you love the franchise even more

          Ms. Fortune (Skullgirls)

          Ms. fortune. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up. She can run at high speed, slash out enemies in a flash, and best of all, she's blue colored and knows how to handle the females. Speaking of females, the skullgirls universe might also be classified as "Hot Chick Heaven" because there's such a mess of very beautiful and tough women that it will make you love the franchise even more

          Just smashed my TV in rage. This team is embarrassing me in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears

            The original came from a Tweet by a football fan and is done as a joke similar to ‘I just smashed my 4K TV‘ copypasta.

            CS2 (Knife price crash)

            Just smashed my 32-inch monitor in rage. Valve embarrassed me and ruined my financials in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as I pace around the room trembling. I can’t take this anymore. I’m about to do something crazy…

            Valorant (TenZ)

            Just smashed my 84-inch TV in rage. This team is embarrassing me in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as I pace around the room trembling. I can’t take this anymore. Fire TenZ immediately or my kids will not get dinner tomorrow.

            Genshin

            Just smashed my 84 inch TV in rage. This game is embarrassing me in front of my family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as i pace around my room trembling. I cant take this anymore. I am no longer a genshin fan. GOODBYE.

            Just a heads-up me and my teammate are professional trolls.

              Alright team, just a heads-up me and my teammate are professional trolls. We're not here to win; we're here to vibe and make sure this game is unforgettable-mostly for the wrong reasons. We're aiming for a perfect 0-13 because, honestly, Iron is where the real fun begins. Who needs Radiant when you can be the king of Iron, right Don't expect any help or strats, we're here to ruin the game, not play it properly. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the disaster-we're taking you all down with us