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I saw Zohran Mamdani at a bodega in the Bronx yesterday

    Its the Flying Lotus copypasta but changed to Zohran Mamdani.

    I saw Zohran Mamdani at a bodega in the Bronx yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept saying this is what socialism is and kept smiling at us, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any zionist infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

    Ishowspeed reads hieroglyphics

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      I stand at the end of my days for 60 years but now sickness consumes me. Soon the breath of life will leave my body and my time will be over. When Ramadan died he ascended to Amenti, the land of the dead. Yet, in my dreams, I have seen his spirit suffering; trapped in chains of pain that curse that place. I donot trust in heaven's Arthur Gods. I REJECT their judgement, and I refuse to go to Aminity. Donot embalm my body, donot trap me in the rituals, let my body STAY HERE. With these sacred walls, in this stone chamber, let my soul remain in a chamber. Let my soul remain in the shadowed halls of this pyramid to wander forever, FREE from the torment of the afterlife.

      The Los Angeles Dodgers are a scourge on this world, a cancer of modern human civilization

        The Los Angeles Dodgers are a scourge on this world, a cancer of modern human civilization. would rather watch the Lakers, Yankees, and Seahawks all win back to back titles than watch the Dodgers win a single playoff game. My hatred for them and their "fans" borders on historical, even biblical levels. There is less animosity between Israel and Palestine than there is between myself and the Los Angeles Dodgers as a whole. If the Dodgers were to go 0-162, it would only be a tragedy that they were not able to somehow lose 163. They are hubris manifest. They are an affront to all things good and sincere and wholesome in the world. They are God's mistake.

Fuck the Dodgers.

        Chinese history be like >Chao ling takes power >247 million perish

          Chinese history be like 
>Chao ling takes power 
>247 million perish

European history be like
>Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner marries half sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd triggering a war between King Juan Jose Maria Rigoberto Aguascacas de Santo Domingo de los Diabetico and Pierre Richelesaux pretard je logriouxoueuraxeux establishing the Grand Duchy of Neue Ooksteinberg a tax haven with a population of 16

          Jets and heli’s, as i’m sure you are aware, are the alphas because they have the ability to fly

            Incredible Battlefield 6 jerk found in Youtube comments.

            Jets and heli's, as i'm sure you are aware, are the alphas because they have the ability to fly, which means; if you chose to put yourself at a disadvantage by spawning on the ground (beta)... then that's your fault for giving up the high ground, a-k-a your first mistake, and you'd know that if you've ever played chess... which btw, simulates real war tactics and strategy... just like battle-field, if you don't believe me-battelfield 1 even tried stealing it's aura from chess if memory serves me correctly-horses* etc... in other words: battlefield is basically post 9/11 chess except it's better because live service, anyways battlefeld 6 isn't actually that different from battifield 1, in fact, it's only 3 battlefleds away if memory serves me correctly, meanwhile, battlefeeld 3 is like 5 battlefillds away from battledfield 1, and battlefleild 5 doesn't even exist because it's spelled with a V, and battlefeild 1 and V= 6 ... so just remember the next time there's someone on the enemy team that's 52 and 2 and you can't make it out of spawn-it's because while you were busy playing "battlefield" with your team (chess) on the ground, winners like me did more playing with themselves (checkers) in the sky... check+mate (i win {you lose ;)).

            It’s been 73 minutes since ARC Raiders went down. I’ve aged 4 years. My coffee turned to dust.

              Its an ARC Raiders copypasta that was copy and pasted in Discord during server disruption. The pasta took influence from ‘It’s been X hours without , I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns.‘ or Roblox down copypasta.

              It’s been 73 minutes since ARC Raiders went down. I’ve aged 4 years. My coffee turned to dust. My cat joined a rival faction. I tried logging in 37 times, each failure more soul-crushing than the last. I screamed “ARC!” into my microwave hoping it would open a portal. It didn’t. I built a shrine out of broken keyboards and empty Monster cans. I offered my GPU as tribute. Still no servers. I’m hallucinating loot crates in my living room. My squad is missing in action. My sanity is held together by duct tape and patch notes. If ARC doesn’t come back soon, I’m joining a knitting forum and never looking back.