some of you bitches are crazy af and into some nasty shit; Where is your dignity? Your self-respect? Your number? Whats your address? You free tonight? 
After Markiplier revamped his sub by removing inactive mods, a former mod left a comment expressing their disappointment. People made fun of that person due to the dramatics of simply losing mod status.
Mark. I spent multiple years as a moderator. In particular as the head mod. I can't express how disappointed it makes me that you didn't care enough to reach out. I sent you a message over a year ago practically begging you to come into the mod discord so you could at least give us a heads up before you did things so that we could help. I have poured my blood, sweat, and tears into this place for 4-5 years. I believed in you and this community. Now I'm in tears on New Years because of you. I really wish the best for this place, because I worked hard to be here for those that loved it. Maybe it'll get better and better. I don't know. Honestly I don't think I'll be here to see the new version of this place. Maybe one day I'll be able to see reason in all this, but for now I'm going to hug my son, who idolized you, and try to mend the tatters of this night. To those who were my mentors like larrymyster thank you for all you gave me. To those I brought in It has been an honor to know you. So long and thanks for all the fish.
Hey guys, sem julgamentos, mas vim perguntar se sou o único que sente tesão por monstros afeminados, tudo começou quando eu já não sentia prazer em porno normal, achava sem graça, aí comecei a sentir prazer nessas criaturas. imaginar que um ser que era para estar absorvendo sua alma está cavalgando na sua pika enquanto geme distorcidamente por prazer, me enche de tesão e pensamentos errados. Aquelas garras rasgando a pele, os dentes escorrendo saliva e o corpo deformado mas humanamente anatomico para me dar tesão, um monstro sem consciência sendo apenas movido por ódio e fome, mas com um corpinho violão... Da uma vontade imensa de fuder. Principalmente quando paramos para pensar as variações de monstros, como uma criatura penas feita de carne pode ser muito quente fazendo que o Ploc Ploc seja mais prazeroso, criaturas pequenas que seriam mais apertadas, slimes que seriam super molhados ou até mesmo insetos que a cada metida ele iam se contocer e estridularam enquanto gemem em um grande zumbido... Podemos pensar no paranormal, o que como seria bom ver uma criatura que com próprio rosto e de satanás com uma raba gigante enquanto lambe seu corpo, Agora toda vez que vejo alguma criatura que era para dar medo só consigo sentir atração, já fui expulso de de uma festa de halloween por isso. minha paixão e pelo desconhecido e queria saber se mais alguém e assim. Hey guys, no judgement, but I came to ask if I'm the only one who feels horny for effeminate monsters, it all started when I no longer felt pleasure in normal porn, I found it boring, then I started to feel pleasure in these creatures. imagining that a being that was supposed to be absorbing your soul is riding your pika while moaning distortedly with pleasure, fills me with lust and wrong thoughts. Those claws tearing the skin, the teeth dripping with saliva and the deformed but humanly anatomical body to make me horny, a monster without conscience being only driven by hatred and hunger, but with a little guitar body... It gives me an immense desire to fuck. Especially when we stop to think about the variations of monsters, such as a feathered creature made of flesh can be very hot making Ploc Ploc more pleasurable, small creatures that would be tighter, slimes that would be super wet or even insects that with each insertion they would twitch and squeak while moaning in a great hum... We can think of the paranormal, which would be nice to see a creature that has Satan's own face and a giant tail while licking his body, Now every time I see some creature that was supposed to scare me, I can only feel attraction, I was already kicked out of a Halloween party because of it. My passion is for the unknown and I wanted to know if anyone else is like this.🚫🔌The 🎉F.C.C. 💦just got 🔥slut-shamed 🍑🍆 by 👨⚖️ THE COURT 👀🔨—now they can’t regulate 🍑Big DICK Broadband 💦 from throttling your favorite 🎮🏳️🌈 naughty websites! 💻🍌 SAY WHAT?! 🤯 📉 🎢 comcASSt and AT&T 📡🏢 must be 💃🏼 dancing with joy 🎊🍾 knowing they can BLOCK THAT ASS 🍑🚷 and SLOW that 🍆 internet down 🍏🍏, getting our cable packages 🍞🍞 all KINKY without a care! 🙈🍑 But DON’T FRET 😤🍆, California 🎉🇺🇸 and Washington 🌊🌈 still got your BACK, serving up some 🔥 state-level 😩💦 protections while the rest of us are left wondering 😱💧 if our Netflix 🍿🍕 is gonna take a DIG in the pants or just sit in the corner! 🥵💦🎉 If you don’t SHARE this with 🍆5 of your most HORNY friends 🤭😈, you might just experience a CUMplete 😱💦 blackout 🌑 of your favorite streaming services! 📺🙀👅 comcASSt: 🍑💦👎👎👎👎🤡Buckle up transit hoes! CUMgestion pricing 💲 starts TODAY! 📅 After 6️⃣ months of edging us all, Hochul 🤢 finally Kathyied in and FLIPPED 🖕 her flop ⏸.
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The poem originated from 4chan as part of a family of tendies (chicken nuggets) greentext stories. It was popularize after voice-overs of the poem was done by Youtubers.
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul, bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.Gimme gimme chicken nugs, Be they crispy or scraped from rugs. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me nuggets near and far. Enjoy my tasty nuggly treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's, But of my nuggets none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesn't make me happy. Nuggies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Nuggets are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire. Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears aren't nugs, tendies or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the nuggets that I've yearned. But there's no nuggets on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "NUGGETS NUGGETS GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!" I screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who shan't be smug: Never forget my chicken nugs.