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    Buckle 🔒 your seatbelts 💺 bitches 😏 because some terrWHOREists 🇦🇪🇸🇦 just hiJACKED OFF ✊🏻and SLAMMED 💥a second plane 🛬into your Lower 😰East 🧭Side🏙️ ! Don’t 🙅‍♀️believe the CUNTspiracies 👩🏼‍🔬, your wiki-leaking 👩🏼‍💻SLUT fuel ⛽️⛽️is gonna melt 🥵🥵 his steel beams 🏗️⛓️. NEVER FORGET 🫡 🕯️how we CAME 💦 together 🫂🤝 raising our flags 🇺🇸, TITS 🍒, and COCKS 🍆for our fellow AmeriCUNTS 🦅🗽👩🏻‍🚒

Thanks 🙏🏻to Bussy Bush 🌳🤠and his DEEP 🕳️state, TSA 👮🏻‍♂️can rub 🧼their hands 👐🏻all over your ASS 🍑of evil 😏. Daddy DICK Cheney 🍆 will be waiting to send the biggest 🥵, throbbing 😖, COCKtrymen 🫡🪖to spread 🙌🏻 freeDOM 🪢to your tight 😫, slimey 😽💧little cave🪨.Send this to 0️⃣ patriots 😔 and you’ll go down somewhere 🚜 in Pennsylvania 🌾Send this to 9️⃣ patriots and he’ll blast 🧨your pentagon 👨🏻‍✈️🔥Send this to 1️⃣1️⃣ patriots and you’ll get BOTH ⚔️ twin towers 🏢🏢tonight 😳😏
    happy 😃 9/11 😽 you sexy 😼 sluts 😍 today 📆 is the day 🤙 the twins 👯 got aborted 🤰 share 👐 with 10 🔟 patriots 🎩 🇺🇸 for another ➿ abortion ✈ 🏙 and be 🐝 a true 💯 american 🦅 do NOT 🚫 share 👐 and you 👈 WILL 😮 become 😩 an infidel 👳
    UHOH! 🥴🥴🥴 Somebody call 9️⃣-1️⃣-1️⃣because it’s the anniversary 💍of one of the worst 😥tragedies 🏢🏢in modern🔮 American 🇺🇸 history📜📜📜. On this day 7️⃣ years ago Texas 🤠 Senator 🕴️ Ted Cruz shared stepmom 🤰🤰 incest 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 porn 🎥 to 3️⃣ million🤑 followers on Twitter🐤🐤. He denied 🙅❌ it and threw a staffer 🥺 under the bus 🚌🚌, but real patriots 🦅🇺🇸 know he is a dommymommy 👩👩 gooner 🥵💦 pervert 😏. Send this to 9️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ of your horniest 🦄🦄🦄 hombres 🤠🤠 or you’ll be a disgrace 🤪🤪 to the US Senate🏛️ forever ♾️ 
    ‼️DID YOU FORGET💭🤪 It’s 9/11 🌇✈️ today and you know what that means… it’s time⏰to get RAMMED🫦👉👌and make a big EXPLOSION💦🍆💥Get ready🏁 for your BUSH🌳to get 9️⃣ 1️⃣1️⃣ inch COCKS🐓MELT🫠🔥that STEEL BEAM🏗️ with your JET FUEL🛩️⛽️💦 and make me your AfghaniSTAN😍Send📲 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ survivwhores😜 and if you get 0️⃣ back you don’t get any🚫😱 Al-QaeDICK🌽🧔🏾‍♂️. If you get 5️⃣ back you’re a plane🛫pASSenger PRINCESS🍑👸🏼 and if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you’re a 🔝 floor WHORE🙋‍♀️👅Remember to NEVER ❌🙅‍♀️FORGET🫡😔and ALWAYS GYATT🥵🍑 
    ALWAYS 🕔 make sure 👍 to shave 🔪🍑 because ✌️ the last time 🕒 we let 👐😪 a bush 🌳 in our lives 👈😜👉 it did 9/11 💥🏢🏢✈️🔥🔥🔥
    on this day 🗓 in 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣1️⃣Anal DOMini🤲🛐 Gorgeous W.et BUSH🌳🌳 big DICK C 🙈🍆🫦 & the gaping DEEP 🕳STATE gave us 👉👈 the wing ding 🛎 DONG 🍆 CUNT🥵spiracy theory 💦💦💦🛩🏢🏢 we always CRAVEd ❤️‍🔥 thAt wiki-LEAKing SLuT🔽 fuel ⛽️ cud NOT Melt ROCK 🗿🪨HaRD steel ⛓ S👀n the ASSes 🍑of EVIL 👹😈 were PEN🖊etrated by the sL0pPy 💋💄BLoWalition👅🤛🏻of the WILLing 🤤🤤🤤 & the SERVE😰🙇‍♀️😨🙇‍♂️eillance state📸🎥🤳 was CUM💦plete‼️ if U R a PATRIOT🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 SEND💌📤 this 2 1️⃣5️⃣ of your sluttiest CUNTrymen 🫡 IF u get 5️⃣ back U R YeLL0w CAKed🍰🍰 in Jizz❕IF u get 🔟 back U R CoLiN powHOLE's next ASS👊ignment🙀🚨BUTT if U Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back U R guaranteed 🆓NSA 👀👀 BuSSY🍑🍑4 6️⃣9️⃣YeARs☑️✅‼️💝
    🛫✈️🛩🏢🏢😨😱😱‼️💥💥🔥
    It's ☝🏽everyday 💪🏽bro👱🏻, with 😉the👉🏽 9/11 🏢🏢flow 🌊Hijacked 🤓a plane✈️ in 6 months🤰, never 🙅🏿done✅ before 💁🏿‍♂️Crashed 🚒🚨into 👉🏽the 😤☝🏽twin 👯‍♂️towers 🕴🏽🕴🏽man, Pentagon 🗽is next 😉Man I'm blowin' 💣💣up these straps⛓, got a suicide 💊vest 👳🏾👳🏾And I'm in a cave 🔭too and I'm coming with the crew 🇹🇷🇵🇰🇲🇷🇱🇾👳🏾👳🏾👳🏾👳🏿👳🏿This ☝🏽is👉🏽 Al Qaeda, 👳🏿😤bitch😼🖕🏿who the hell are flippin' you?💅🏼🤔It's ☝🏽everyday 💪🏽bro👱🏻, with 😉the👉🏽 9/11 🏢🏢flow 🌊Hijacked 🤓a plane✈️ in 6 months🤰, never 🙅🏿done✅ before 💁🏿‍♂️Crashed 🚒🚨into 👉🏽the 😤☝🏽twin 👯‍♂️towers 🕴🏽🕴🏽man, Pentagon 🗽is next 😉Man I'm blowin' 💣💣up these straps⛓, got a suicide 💊vest 👳🏾👳🏾And I'm in a cave 🔭too and I'm coming with the crew 🇹🇷🇵🇰🇲🇷🇱🇾👳🏾👳🏾👳🏾👳🏿👳🏿This ☝🏽is👉🏽 Al Qaeda, 👳🏿😤bitch😼🖕🏿who the hell are flippin' you?💅🏼🤔
    Wait ✋✋wait ✋✋wait 👋✋ guys stop ‼️✋✋for ✌1 sec... Pls👇👆👈 ... If the planes hit the WTC👈👈👆👆 from outside..... then how can 9/11 be an inside job😕😑😑???
    ✈️🛩🏢🏢🚨🚨✈️✈️✈️🚨🚨9/11 🚨🚨🚨🚨9/11 weeeeeoooooooo 9/11 🚨🚨🚨✈️✈️✈️🛫🛫🛫🛫🛬🛬🛬🏢🏢that's sum gud ass 9/11 right there🍆💦👳🏽 blow me the FUCK up! 🔥🔥👀🛬✈️🏢🏢That's some 9/11 right there! Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but 👳🏽jihad 👳🏽can melt my cock any day! 👳🏽🔥🔥🔥🚼🌐🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
    he 😜👦 was a skater 🚴🎿 boy 🎸🎮🚬she 🙅 said 💬 see you later 👋 boy ✌️ bush did 9/11 he🚶wasn’t good enough 👺 for her💅💆💇👰
    how can 9/11 🏢🏢✈ be an in side job 🏢✈🏢 when george bush 👴wasn't inside 🏢👴🏢 and why does 💝 daddy 💝 make jessica 👩 get his 💦💦💦 CUMMIES 💦💦💦 when I need it 😱 jessica is a dirty jew ? 👃👃👃
    IM DELETING YOU, World Trade Center!✈️🏢🏢 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Twin Towers are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you World Trade Center!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Patriots👪 who give you 🇺🇸freedom🇺🇸 Or never get called ☁🇺🇸American🇺🇸 again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: You did 9/11 ✈️🏢🏢 3 back: you're a terrorist 🚫🚫👿 5 back: you're America's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy Trump 😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
    STATE OF EMERJIZZCY 💦 ITS 9/11 ✈️🌇 INFIDELS 👳🏾‍♂️ HAVE HIT 😩 THE BIG 🫣🫦 TWIN TOWER 🍆OH NO 😱 EXPLOSION 💦AT THE SECOND TOWER 😭 DOUBLE PENETRATION 🍆❌2️⃣AT THE WORLD TRADE CENTER 👉🏻👌🏼 LETS CUM 😜💦 TOGETHER AS A CUNTRY 😳🇺🇸TO KICK THE INFIDELS 🦵🏾👳🏾‍♂️ ASSES 🍑😏 SEND THIS TO 6️⃣9️⃣ OF DADDY BUSH’S(BUSH⁉️😳) MOST LOYAL PATRITITS 🎆 🍉 OR THE FBI(FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR😂🤣) WILL ARREST YOU FOR INSERECTION 🫡 😛 
    on this day 🗓 in 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣1️⃣Anal DOMini🤲🛐 Gorgeous W.et BUSH🌳🌳 big DICK ⛓️ChAIn-y🙈🍆🫦 & the gaping 🫶DEEP 🕳STATE gave us 👉👈 the Wing Ding™️ 🛎 DONG 🍆 CUNT🥵spiracy theory 💦💦💦🛩🏢🏢 we always CRAVEd ❤️‍🔥➡️ thAt wiki-LEAKing SLuT🔽 fuel ⛽️ cud NOT Melt ROCK 🗿🪨HaRD steel ⛓ S👀n the ASSes 🍑of EVIL 👹😈 were PEN🖊etrated🥵 by the sL0pPy 💋💄BLoWalition👅🤛🏻of the WILLing 🤤🤤🤤 & the SERVE😰🙇‍♀️😨🙇‍♂️eillance state📸🎥🤳 was CUM💦plete‼️ if U R a PATRIOT🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 SEND💌📤 this 2 1️⃣5️⃣ of UR sluttiest CUNTrymen 🫡 IF u get 5️⃣ back U R YeLL0w CAKed🍰🍰 in Jizz❕IF u get 🔟 back U R CoLoN powHOLE's next ASS👊ignment🙀🚨BUTT if U Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back U R guaranteed 🆓NSA 👀👀🕵️‍♀️ BuSSY🍑🍑4 the next 6️⃣9️⃣YeARs☑️✅‼️💝 
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    Overall you shouldn’t feel too bad about NDs

      Started around 2021, its a parody of gun owners response towards negligent discharge of firearms particularly themselves. Its often use as a joke to poke fun of the debate or dangers of gun ownership.

      Don't feel bad, they've happened to me a few times

>At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
>Drinking with friends
>Show them my new Jericho
>Try to manually decock
>Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
>Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

Second time
>At range
>Showing friend pistol
>Think gun is unloaded
>Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
>Forgot loaded mag in
>Shoot between his feet

Third time
>At parents house.
>Just bought a sig from a guy
>Get home
>Try swapping slides with another sig I had
>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
>Pull trigger
>Shoot parents wall

Fourth time
>At my new house
>Playing with a friend’s 5.56 AK
>Release bolt
Slam fires round into ground

Fith time
>Showing a friend how to use it
>No idea how but a round got chambered
>Show him how the trigger works,
>Pull trigger
>Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted
>Grab a sig
>Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
> pull trigger at the same hole
>Round goes off

Seventh time
>Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
>Didn’t even realize the thing was loaded.

Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
>He’s showing it off to me
>I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
>Pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall

Overall you shouldn’t feel too bad about NDs. It’s part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.
      They've happened a few times

At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18) Drinking with friends Show them my new Jericho Try to manually decock Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

Second time

At range Showing friend pistol Think gun is unloaded Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger. Forgot loaded mag in Shoot between his feet

Third time

At parents house. Just bought a sig from a guy Get home Try swapping slides with another sig I had Forgot the other sig slide was chambered. Pull trigger Shoot parents wall

Fourth time

At my new house Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK Release bolt Slam fires round into ground

Fith time

Showing a friend how to use it No idea how but a round got chambered Show him how the trigger works, Pull trigger Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

Sixth time

Thought maybe the house was haunted Grab a sig Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in pull trigger at the same hole Round goes off

Seventh time

Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

Eighth time

Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10 I had no idea how open bolt guns worked. He's showing it off to me I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt) Pulled the trigger for some reason Shot 3 rounds into my wall

Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.

      No disrespect, I’m a firm believer that sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs them of truly accomplishing what their capable of.

        Should the NHL have the Hawks and Preds redo their series in case it was a big fluke?
        byu/JakeRhythymist inhockey

        Original

        The original post started from r/hockey when the Nashville Predators swept the Chicago Blackhawks in 2017. It has been adopted many times to fit different narratives but always starts with a fan asking for a redo match in case it was a fluke.

        The pasta signature is usually “No disrespect to the…” and “…sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs… of truly accomplishing what their capable of” or “redo X match in case it was a big fluke”. Sometimes its also referred to as the fluke rant from r/hockey.

        No disrespect to the preds, I'm a firm believer that Nashville sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs the Hawks of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching the Hawks play great hockey it's just not fair.

If the Hawks lose again I will face that the Preds deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the Hawks and the NHL.

        Baltimore Orioles

        No disrespect to the O's, I'm a firm believer that none of Baltimore's opponents sweeping them in the regular season is a huge fluke and robs the rest of the MLB teams of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching fellow AL East teams Iike the Jays and Rays play great baseball it's just not fair.

If the O's opponents go sweepless again I will face that the O's deserved to go the entire way without being swept, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the O's and the MLB.

        Should Riot Games redo the match in case it was a big fluke? (Valorant & LoL)

        No disrespect to sen, I'm a firm believer that Sentinels sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs Gen G of truly accomplishing what they're capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching Gen G play great Valorant it's just not fair.

If Gen G lose again I will face that Sentinels deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to Gen G and VCT.
        No disrespect to the G2s, KRUs, and C9s, I'm a firm believer that those players making the playoffs is a huge fluke and robs the Sentinels of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few seconds in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire year watching the Sentinels play great VALORANT, it's just not fair.

If the Sentinels miss again I will face that the C9s,KRUs, and G2s deserved their position , but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the Sentinels and VCT.
        No disrespect to the MXS players, I'm a firm believer that a Tier 2 team decisively beating Sentinels is a huge fluke and robs the SEN roster of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the past day in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire off-season watching the SEN gang play great ranked games on Twitch it's just not fair.

If SEN lose again I will face that MXS deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to SEN City and the Valorant competitive scene as a whole.
        No disrespect to the Zeka, Peanut, and Viper, I'm a firm believer that those players making the finals is a huge fluke and robs the T1 of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few seconds in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire year watching the T1 play great League of Legends, it's just not fair. If the T1 miss again I will face that the Zeka,Peanut, and Viper deserved their position , but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the T1 and LCK.

        Should UEFA have Leverkusen and Atalanta redo the EL final in case it was a big fluke?

        No disrespect to Atalanta, but I'm a firm believer that winning the Europa league over Bayer Leverkusen is a huge fluke and robs Leverkusen of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few minutes in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire season watching Leverkusen play great hockey football it's just not fair.

If Bayer Leverkusen lose again I will face that Atalanta deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to Leverkusen and UEFA.

        Presidential Debate

          Kamala v Trump

          Attention 📢 all Ameri-CUNTS!!! 🇺🇸Tonight we CLITnessed 👀👁️the PRES-DICK-DENTIAL 🏛️🍆DEBATES!! Daddy Donald 😱and MAMALA 😩💦battled it OUT 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ under the HARD 🍆💦💧🌊SCRUTINY 🔎of David Muir 👫 and Linsey Davis 👯‍♂️👯‍♀️👯With questions ⁉️❔🤨about the E-CUM-ON-ME 🤨💦 BORDER CUNTHOLE 🍑🕳️🤪STUDENT MOAN RELIEF 📚😩and the SEXY 😝SUBMISSIVE 😋RELEASE💦 OF PRESIDENCY 🇺🇸AFTER AN ERECTION 🍆💧😱🌊😋this evening ✨🌚has our pussies panting 😩with PATRIOTISM 🇺🇸Which canDICKdate 🍆🌶️🥕🦴will get this cuntry 🌮out of this BIG 👣DEEP 🤨🕳️HOLE? 😉😝👌👈🫦 Send this to 10 🙌of your CUMMING 💦COUNTRYMEN! 🇺🇸🇺🇸Get 0️⃣back and your mic 🎤is MUTED🚫 Get5️⃣back and you 👉🫵🤤can sign 🖊️ your name on the constDICKtution! 🍆📄Get ALL 🔟💯back and you 😍🥰are ready 🏇 to FINGERBLAST ☝️🚀THE BALLOT 💦😝BOX🌮🍑🇺🇸🫦😩💦💦💦💦

          Biden v Trump

          Lube 💧 up your eyes 👀 and ears 👂 all you political daddies 👨‍🦱🫃 and democratic 🗳 hoes💃! It's almost time ⏲️ 🙌 to exercise 💪 🙌 our civic duty 🤾 and decide on which OLD 👴 DRY 💦🚫 MAN 👨🍆 is going to be our nation's 🇺🇸🏈 next DADDY👨👨‍👦🫃🫃‼️! CNN's Jake ASS-TAPPER😏 and Dana "Busty 🍈🍈 Bimbo" Bash will be EDGING🚱 🍆💦🚫 us for HOURS 🕙 ! No 🚯⛔️ cummies 💦 until a victor 🏆is decided! Donald "12-inches🍆 flaccid📏" HUMP🫦 will be dribbling♒️🚰 out of more than just the sides of his mouth⁉️! Joe BISEXUAL BIDEN will be taking questions❓️❔️ and taking BIG COCKS 🥒🥒 Now let's all oil 🛢 up our bussy🍑, and stretch out our throats👅 as we let our PRESIDENTIAL🗳 DADDY🫃🫃🫃 take us!

          No school, No Roblox

            No school, No Roblox
            byu/Odiekid inroblox
            I am a school bus driver & this morning picking up my elementary, this 3rd grader was crying & didn't want to get on the bus. His mom picked him up & put him on the stairs, & I greeted him enthusiastically to change his mood & welcome him on the bus. This did not work. His mom then threatened to call his dad. This did not work. As of now, I am blocking two lanes of busy traffic trying to get this kid on the bus. Suddenly, his mom tells him, "If you don't get on the bus, no playing Roblox today." He immediately stopped crying & ran on the bus. Thank you Roblox for making my job a bit easier today.