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I’m Sick of Aglaea.

    By u/StarliteSun, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Agalea from Honkai Star Rail specificially for the Currency Wars event.

    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Aglaea. I try to play Castorice. My Aglaea deals more damage. I try to play Phainon. My Aglaea deals more damage. I try to play Archer. My Aglaea deals more damage. I want to play Anaxa. His best team has Aglaea. I want to play Hyacine, Tribbie—they both want Aglaea.

She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her quadruple boots. She isn't satisfied. I give her 10,000+ ATK. "I don't need this much ATK," she tells me. "Give me more SPEED." She grabs Sunday, RMC, Tingyun, Huohuo—even Saber and Yunli and forces them to advance her or give her energy. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with BOOTS+BOOTS+BOOTS+BOOTS+BOOTS+BOOTS."

I can't get more boots, I don't have enough equipment, I only have the knife, the star, and the armor item. She grabs my reroll button and spams it LVL 5 until my interest vanishes along with the rest of my coins. My economy is ruined. She's not 3-star yet. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Garmentmaker. She says, "Thus our fates become one." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure voracity for speed and boots and action advances and energy.

    This variation was written by u/No_Employ4768 as a comment on Agalaea speed meta in Currency Wars.

    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Aglaea. I try to play Phainon. Aglaea deals more damage. I try to play Qingque. Aglaea deals more damage. I try to play Firefly. Aglaea deals more damage. I want to play Cyrene. Her best team has Aglaea. I want to play Trailblazer, Hyacinthia - they both want Aglaea. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her Anti-Grav Boots. She isn't satisfied. I synthesize another Propeller "I don't need this much speed to dmg scaling" She tells me. "Give me more actions." She grabs Sunday and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to make me act more. I can deal more damage with a Privileged Anti-Grav Boots." I can't get a Privileged Anti-Grav Boots, I don't have the item. She refreshes my investments. It doesn't show up. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Garmentmaker. She says "Garmentmaker, get them." They chase me at full speed—Aglaea rolling on her wheelchair. There is no hint of hesitation in their eyes. Nothing but pure, quadratic speed to damage scaling. What a cruel world.

    This nigga has no digestion

      This nigga has no digestion
      byu/iamapersonmf inplayboicarti
       This nigga has no digestion 

Bro this nigga in my dorm is fkn insane he does not shitt like a human. He straight up drops raw fukn food Like what the fuck is this guys stomach doing. Vacation. Lazy ass acid more like assid NIGGA. I walk into the stall and it is like a farmers market display, like bitch you might as well spread your asscheeks for show nigga. Rice. Corn. Veggies. All still there like they just came out the bag
Zero processing. Zero digestion. just raw ass ingredients The toilet tries to flush and just gives up. Nigga WAKE UP

It does the sad little swirl then quits like fuck it you deal with this. So in the morning I open the door and boom whole produce aisle chilling in the bowl NIGGA FUCK YO BOWEL

This nigga is basically running a compost facility in our bathroom FUCK.THIS 🖕

      A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away.

        There's an old Soviet joke:

A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away.

After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what's going on: "why do you always look at the cover but never inside?"

"I'm looking for an obituary."

"An obituary? But those are in the back!"

"Oh no, the obituary I'm looking for will be on the front page."

        For sure. No one is asking you to be banned from the game, just saying that it’s a little insight into your personal character.

          A Redditor gave their opinion on the type of person who betrays other players they’ve befriended in Arc Raiders.

          For sure. No one is asking you to be banned from the game, just saying that it's a little insight into your personal character. If manipulating another human you convinced you were friends with doesn't bother you, you have less empathy than most people. Not calling you a psychopath, but just that a lot of people (myself included) couldn't bring myself to do that because it just seems too cruel.

Interestingly enough, I play with a group of socialist trade unionists and all of them are strictly against manipulation or shooting on sight (unless the person is particularly suspicious). I think that says a lot about how your personality in a game is reflective of your real world beliefs. Go play with a MAGA group and I guarantee the situation will be different.

          Oh hell nah, this is so messed up.

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            byu/Perfect_Machine_6563 from discussion
            inHalfSword

            By u/lolwutsalad21 in response to a shitpost in the Half Sword subreddit implying that the game had already been released.

            Oh hell nah, this is so messed up. I was on the verge of passing out and decided to check my notifications. First thing I see is a Reddit notification, this exact post, just the title. I cannot tell you how quickly and violently I went from laying flat at 180 degrees to sitting straight upright at 90 degrees. Like the goddamn Undertaker. I thought tonight was truly the night of reckoning. I was so ready to navigate to the Half Sword Steam page and frantically click the add to cart button. Yet I click on this notification and what do I see? A screenshot of the snowy map from ye olde itch.io version. I have been thoroughly bamboozled. I hold immense spite for thee, ragamuffin

            PSA on “Indy” vs “Indiana”

              PSA on “Indy” vs “Indiana”
              byu/Rare_Bit5844 inCFB
              I continue to see this come up with us being talked about more. Wanted to clear things up.

INDY ≠ INDIANA UNIVERSITY

It’s the same as calling Penn State “Penn”, Ohio State “Ohio”, Michigan “Big Blue”, the city of Pittsburgh “Pitt”. You’re talking about something else.

When you say “Indy” you are referring to one of maybe 9 things, nearly all pertaining to the city of Indianapolis:

    Indy = Indianapolis (City)

    Indy = Indianapolis Colts (Indianapolis NFL Team)

    Indy = Indiana Pacers (Indianapolis NBA Team)

    Indy = Indycar (Racing Series)

    Indy = Indy 500 (Race at Indianapolis Motor Speedway)

    Indy = Indiana Fever (Indianapolis WNBA Team)

    Indy = Indy Eleven (Indianapolis USL Team)

    Indy = Indy Fuel (Indianapolis ECHL Team)

    Indy = Indiana Jones (Fictional Character)

Indy does NOT mean Indiana University.

If you need something shorter than the four syllables of “Indiana” to say, there’s “IU” or “Hoosiers”.

We are not a racing series, an NFL franchise, a city, or Harrison Ford with a hat and a whip.