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Brown also told fans to “get rid of me” if they have him in fantasy football.

    The pasta was by u/LetMeSeeYouLurk, but the AJ Brown quote is real from JankyRondo stream when they were playing Madden.

    Brown was playing “Madden NFL 26” against JankyRondo. The three-time Pro Bowl wideout had 9 catches for 168 yards and 2 touchdowns during the game and joked that the virtual performance was “the only highlights of damn football I’m living right now.” After throwing a touchdown pass to himself in the game, Brown called the play “the only positive I got.”

Brown also told fans to “get rid of me” if they have him in fantasy football.

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