you CHEATED!!!! why did you cheat? took my pawn in a spot it wasn't even in. pathetic. you SUCK. ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC. HAVE TO CHEAT IN CHESS YOU JOKE. WASTE OF A LIFE.
By u/Nuker707, its the Eggman Announcement copypasta but changed to Sans from Undertale.
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANOUNCEMENT, SANS THE SKELETON IS A HOMEWRECKING FIEND!
HE JITTERBUGGED WITH MY GOSH DARN WIFE, THATS RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS BONEY CLACKING RECORD OUT AND HE JITTERBUGGED WITH MY WIFE AND HE SAID HIS RECORD WAS "uhuhuhu" AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING!
SO I AM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MONSTER.COM! SANS THE SKELETON YOU GOT A SMALL RECORD, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS BUTTERCUP EXCEPT WAY SMALLER AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY JITTERBUG LOOKS LIKE! THATS RIGHT BABY, ALL FUR, NO BONES, NO CLOPEN, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO EGGS AND A PICKLE!
HE JITTERBUGGED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA JITTERBUG HOMETOWN, THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER BUG!!
EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA JITTERBUG IN HOMETOWN, I'M GONNA GO LOWER, I'M BUGGING IN THE SHELTER!!!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT CAROL? I JITTERUGGED IN THE SHELTER YOU DUMMY!
YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE JITTERBUG DRRROPRRRETS HIT DAMN HOMETOWN! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I JITTERBUG WITH YOU TOO!
Welcome to the Operation Overhaul playtest!
Don't worry, this message won't appear again - we'll keep this brief.
Operation Overhaul began with a question we've had since BattleBit first launched:
How do you build teamwork and battlefield awareness when 250 players collide in pure chaos?
It sounded straightforward, but the deeper we went, the more complex it became.
With this many players, destructible environments, constant movement, audio from every direction, and rapid combat pacing, the battlefield can overwhelm even the best intentions.
We realized the game needed to communicate the action more effectively - not by making things easier, but by making them clearer.
Operation Overhaul is all about that clarity: stronger visual cues, refined audio, better feedback, and reducing unnecessary "noise" so the real action stands out.
For the last two years, we've been pushing nonstop. Aside from the burnouts and breaks we had to take to stay sane, development and experimentation never really stopped.
Internally we tested this build as much as possible to keep it stable and polished - but nothing can simulate the chaos of 250 real players. That's why this playtest exists: to hunt down server and client crashes, spot performance issues, and eliminate anything that could threaten the final release.
And about "performance"... BattleBit must stay playable on low-end hardware. We've heavily optimized every visual and audio upgrade, but there's still room to improve, and we'll keep refining it throughout the playtest.
During this playtest, we'll be profiling the live game and tracking its performance, bugs, and crashes in real time.
If we discover any critical server issues that force us to stop the test, we'll postpone, fix them, and return - as many times as needed - until there are no major blockers for launch.
You can report bugs or send feedback at any time through the Pause Menu - it's on the bottom - right while you're in a match.
Additionally, all vehicles still use the old systems. During these two years we prioritized infantry clarity and gameplay, so expect some instability from them in this playtest.
Thank you for joining the Operation Overhaul playtest. We hope you enjoy the experience :)
I genuinely hated Spoit before this. I’m happy that I finally have something to hate him publicly for. I hate the way that he plays and creates content and what his influence does to the community, I hate his weird accent that just ends up sounding like a cartoon nerd mixed with a British teenager mixed with a discord moderator talking to their kitten, I hate the way that he wears the same type of sweat absorbing esports compression shirt, that doesn’t compress any muscle because he doesn’t have any, every single day and in every single video, I hate the fact that he’s genuinely built like a WW2 POW that the Japanese took in Indonesia and forced to run the train lines, I hate the toxic behaviour he exhibits and how terrible he is as a role model, despite the popularity he has as a creator and pro league money that gives him access to resources that could help him to be a good role model, I hate his lack of insight ever in his life, I hate his success, I hate how much money he has, I hate the way he carries himself as the “#1 siege player” despite the fact that Beaulo is 110% better than him and prime Kixstar would wash him.
I am praying 24/7, 365 days, on Spoit’s downfall. I attend church and recruit pastors to join my cause, then go to a mosque and ask the same thing of the religious experts there. I attend Jewish service and ask rabbis to provide me with the goat sacrifice method, just to appease God so He can smite Spoit down where he stands if he ever goes outside (obviously a tall order). I called up FriendlyJordies to see if he could get me in contact with the firebomber that burned his house, just so I can fly him to Spoit’s residence and watch in eternal joy and whimsy as he gets turned into ashes. I pay off mafia members to tip the leader of the gang that Spoit’s team loses everything and say that their source was his teammate, just in hopes that he wins and the mafia boss gets pissed off enough that he kidnaps Spoit and breaks his elbows with a lead pipe.
TLDR Spoit is a bitch
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