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More handholding? heh, you must be a casual.

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    byu/Carrotburner from discussion
    inSonsOfTheForest
    More handholding? heh, you must be a casual. Don't worry though, kid, still plenty of time to up your skills to hang with the big boys. You'd never make it in the real world and definitely not in the world that is The Forest and The Forest 2: Sons of the Forest. And believe me, those are way better worlds than the real one that I live in. You better believe me I am good at those games, and would definitely want this one to be even more vague so I can further harvest my craft. Now beat it, kid, daddy's got some gaming to do, or should I say, skills to build.

    I just saw a 6’6 blonde aryan doctor buy a cart full of brand name soda, an entire prime rib roast,

      I just saw a 6’6 blonde aryan doctor buy a cart full of brand name soda, an entire prime rib roast, crab meat, smoked salmon, and ice cream, using an EBT card. His PIN was 1488. Then he went and bought a lottery ticket. I confronted him as he was putting away his cart and I told him that SNAP is for poor people. He looked at me with his A10 blue eyes and said with his full chest, “I am poor. Неіl Ніtlеr nіggа!” Then he Roman saluted and everyone clapped. As he drove away to thunderous applause while still Roman saluting out of the window of his Ford Raptor, I was crying uncontrollably and accidentally peed my pants and then pooped myself.

      A woman I work with whom I really like won’t date me because I use Firefox.

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        byu/Darukutsu from discussion
        inlinuxmemes
        A woman I work with whom I really like won't date me because I use Firefox.

Apparently, her ex boyfriend was on the down-low and banging dudes behind her back. She had no idea that her boyfriend was bi or gay.

The way she found out is when she opened his laptop and Firefox was already opened up to a gay hookup site (probably Grinder?). She now thinks Firefox is some type of browser for men that like men.

I met this woman though work, and one of the first things she asked me when I was able to convince her to go to lunch with me (once) is what browser am I using. She got really quiet when I said Firefox.

She messaged me later to explain all the aforementioned stuff about her ex, and that Firefox is a huge issue for her.

I don't really know how to get her to believe that I'm 100% straight even though I use Firefox. I thought about bringing my personal laptop to work with hetero porn open in Firefox, but the risk of getting caught and losing my job is too great.

Thoughts?

        Hey guys I know I was less active, but I wanted to let you know my baby girl was born today 🥹

          It started as a joke Tweet by @absolutLeah before turning into a Twitter meme.

          Hey guys I know I was less active, but I wanted to let you know my baby girl was born today 🥹

Welcome to the world, [NAME]

I can’t wait until you’re old enough to understand the meaning of your name, my sweet little light 👼

          Topologies are just glorified semi-lattices

            According to OP, this response came from someone in the mathematics discord server.

            Remember, topologies are just glorified semi-lattices. If you have two semi-lattices X and Y, and a monotone function f from X to Y then an element a of X is a sufficient factor for b in Y if for any refinement of X W, refinement of Y Z and monotone function f': W -> Z that extends f, for any element w of W, w subs a => f'(w) subs b. Likewise an element a of X is a necessary factor for b in Y if for any refinement of X W, refinement of Y Z and monotone function f': W -> Z that extends f, for any element w of W, w subs a <= f'(w) subs b. An element a of X is a determining factor for b in Y if it is a necessary and sufficient factor. The map f is factorable if every element of Y has a determining factor in X. This means that there exists a function f*: Y -> X. What it means in topology for a map F: X to Y to be continuous is that the induced map f = cl o image_F, from the closed sets of X to the closed sets of Y is a factorable map.

            You have to have a very high IQ to understand Neutral Milk Hotel

              By u/See_Em, its the Rick and Morty copypasta but changed to Neutral Milk Hotel the indie band.

              To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Neutral Milk Hotel. The musical talent is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical music, most of the nuances will go over a typical listener’s head. There’s also Mangum’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lyrics, to realize that they’re not just pleasing- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Neutral Milk Hotel truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Mangum’s existential catchphrase “Semen stains the mountain tops,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Mangum’s genius wit unfolds itself on their iphones. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Neutral Milk Hotel tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎