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should I pull Jiaoqiu or her light co-” HOW ABOUT I PULL THE TRIGGER HUH? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME? IS THIS ALL IT TAKES?

    Jiaoqiu copypasta

    Its a crashout from the Acheron mains sub where some players still refuses to pull for Jiaoqiu even though he is by far her best support character.

    hey Jiaoqiu, heard you were good for Acheron... should I pull you or her light co-" HOW ABOUT I PULL THE TRIGGER HUH? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME? IS THIS ALL IT TAKES? IM SICK OF EVERYONE THINKING THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME, FEIXIAO TELLS ME "babe is not that deep" BUT IT IS THAT DEEP, Moze says "hey dude chill it's okay, I'm a sidegrade for topaz, and I'm doing fine" YOU ANSWERED YOURSELF, YOU ARE A SIDEGRADE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THAT WAY, I AIN'T NO SIDEGRADE, I SUPPOSED TO BE THE BETTER OPTION! THEN THIS GUY SUNDAY WALKS IN AND SAYS "hey it's okay, I was supposed to be castorice BiS support but that didn't happen, I understand your pain" NO YOU DON'T, YOU STILL HAVE ROOM FOR IMPROVED, THERE A LOTS OF REMEMBRANCE UNITS TO COME! MEANWHILE I WAS BORN WITH A SIGLE PURPOSE BUT PEOPLE WON'T LET ME FULFIL IT...FOR THE LOVE OF LAN, I CAN TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! 

    Freddy Fazbear ASCII

      
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      Pope Francis

        🪦 RIP 💀 to FREAKY 🫦 POPE ✝️ FRANCIS 👴 who partied 💃 too hard 🍆 👀 this 4️⃣ /2️⃣ 0️⃣ 🌬️ 🌿 and got too LIT 🚬 on EASTER 🐰 and has sadly pASSed 🍑 on 🪦 from this life 🌎 at 8️⃣ 8️⃣ years old 👴 Now ‼️ he can sanctify ✝️ some SLUTS 👧 up ⬆️ in heaven 👼 with his 👀 side 👀 piece ❤️ JESUS 🙇‍♂️ CHRIST ✝️ He 🧑 will be fondlingly 🥵 remembered 🤔 as the FREAKIEST 😈 pope 😫 who NEVER 🚫 touched 👐 little boys 🧒 AND ‼️ made sure 💡 to show 🔍 LOVE ❤️ to everyone 🏳️‍🌈 around 🍑 the world 🌎 So get 👐 your bread 🍞 and eat 🤤 the BUSSY 🍑 of Christ ✝️ and drink 🤤 some cummy 💦 wine 🍷 for CUMMUNION 💦 💦 to ensure 🙏 your pASSage 🍑 to heaven 👼 with good 🤗 ole' FRANCIS 👴 Send 💌 this to ➡️ your 🔟 most ✝️ CHRISTLY 👼 CUNTS 👭 and if you 🫵 get 0️⃣ back 🍑 you're 🫵 a 👹 HEAVENLESS 👿 WHORE 🍆 👅 if you 🫵 get 5️⃣ back ⬅️ you're 🫵 a NAUGHTY 🥵 LITTLE 🤏 ALTER 🕺 BOY 😳 and if you 🫵 get 🔟 back you're 😜 a REAL 🔥 SPIRITUAL ✝️ SLUT 💦 
        ‼️ 💃🏼DIVA DOWN⬇️💃🏼‼️ the world’s first 🌎😤🥇BIG BOOTY LATINA POPE 🍑✝️has DIED💀💀💀 JDick Vance👿KILLED our LGBT+🏳️‍🌈 ICON on Easter Monday😭🐣🐰🗿 at 8️⃣8️⃣ years young👶🙏by giving his HOLY PENIS🍆✝️a stroke🤤may his CARDINAL COCK rest now in heavan🕊️☁️✨☁️let’s all light up 🔥 our frankincense and myrrh😉🍃💨in his honor😔 send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your CUNTIEST 💁🏼‍♀️💅🏻 HOLE-Y SERVANTS🕳️😩 if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back🔙you’ll be singing HYMS all night😩🎵😩 
        GET READY FOR THE 🫦 CUM-CLAVE ✝️ YOU POPE 🙏 🙏 PUSSY POPPIN PEOPLE, CAUSE THIS HEAVenly 😇😇 DIVA 💃 GOT DICKED 💦 DOWN BY DADDY DRUGGIE 🚬 JD VANCE 💯 POPE FRANKY 🥵🥵🥵 DID HIS FINAL 🕰️ DEATH DROP 👠 💀 STRAIGHT 🏳️‍🌈 TO THE PERVY 💦💦 GATES BUT NOT ✋ BEFORE HE RESCUED HIS HOLY 🧎 🧎 SUCKIN 👅 SON JESUS 🔥🔥 FROM DAT CAVE TO BLAZE IT 🍁 🍁 ONE FREAKY 💨 FINAL TIME! BITCHES ‼️ BETTER BE ON THE LUSTY 😜😜 LOOKOUT 🔎 FOR THAT SMOKE 💨 WHITER THAN GODS ✝️ HOLY 🧎 BLEACHED HOLE 🕳️ CAUSE YOU KNOW THATS WHEN THE CUNTY CATHOLICS 🙏 HAVE A NEW CUMMUNICATOR 😩 🥵 GOD SEND 1️⃣0️⃣🌟 PERKY PRAYERS 💗🙏 TO YOUR CLOSEST CONCLAVE SLUTS 👯🫂 TO AVOID BEING DICKED 💯 AND DAMNED TO HELL 🫦 🔥🥵IF YOU 🫵 GET 5️⃣ ASS FILLED AMENS 💯 BACK YOURE A GODLY GAGGER ‼️ 🌟 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK 🔙 AND YOU ARE SERVING 💃👅 CUMMUNION 🍞 💦& CHRIST, SHOUT IT FROM THE MOUNTAIN 🏔️ TOPS [AND BOTTOMS ;) ] 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 
        🔥 HOLY SMOKES 💨💨💔 Pope Francis 💔👴 has RIPPED it 🔥😵 the day after 🌅 EASTER 🐣🐇 and right after 4/20 🌿🌿💨and is now basking in that heavenly HIGH 🌤️💨💨
        
        Give us this DANK 👃our daily BUD🌿, and forgive us our mids 🖕 as we forgive our reggies🙅‍♂️. Those Catholics get wild 🥳🍑 after mASS, 🏰💫. But honestly, who knew the POPE 🍷 would turn to that BURNING 🔥 BUSH 🌿💥for those heavenly ELEVATIONS? 🛗 After dropping the 🙌🏾 “Hallelujah,” he shifted to “HIGHlelujah” 🍁🌀! Did he take a little too much holy smoke? 💨💨💨 They say that PAPA 👨‍👦 Francesco took a BIBLICAL ✝️📜 hit off of a CROSS-JOINT ✝️🚬, got the MUNCHIES 🍟and was spotted by SISTER 👩 MARY 🧕 JANE chowing down 👄🍞 on the communion wafers! Homeboy was LITurgically 📜✝️ LIFTED 🛗🏋️.
        
        VatiCANNABIS officials 🚨👮 are SHOCKED 🤯🌪️, claiming he died from an OVERDOSE of the BLESSED BUD 🙏🌲, that HOLY HERB, 🌿 the IMMACULATE INHALATION, 🚬💨😤that PENTACOSTAL PUNCH, 🤜the KUSH 🇦🇫 of CHRIST ✝️, the LevitiKUSH, the Canaan-bis ✡️, and now he’s chilling with the big J🐐 in the sky ☁️💨, banging on the heavenly gates, asking Saint Peter, “Who’s got that BUD for me?” 🍃🌈👅🍷✝️💦 Well, he sure ain't ROLLING🚬 🧻any more blunts 😅🍂💨 🔥 now that he's ROLLING in the grave ⚰️🪦.
        
        Rest 💤😪 easy, Papa Francesco. We'll all get as STONED 🪨🗿 as SAINT ⚜️ STEPHEN ✝️🪦down here in your honor. And remember big guy, it's easier for a camel to PUFF 💨 PUFF 💨 PASS through the eye 👀 of a needle 🪡than for a rich man 💲💰💸to enter the kingdom of God.
        P🅾️PE FRANCIS ✝️💀💒 THE H🅾️LY DILF 🧎‍♂️🍷 OF THE VA✝️ICAN 😩🍷👅 JUST ASCENDED ON EAS✝️ER M🅾️NDAY 🐣🚀🔥 AFTER 8️⃣8️⃣ YEARS OF SLAYING 😈 THE SINNERS AND 🙏 BLESSING 🙏 THE BADDIES 🤭💅💋 THIS MAN DIDN’✝️ JUST PRAY 🙏 HE PURRRRED 😼📿 HE WAS OUT HERE ORDAINING H🅾️ES 💦🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️👠💒 AND BREAKING ✝️RADITIONALIST BACKS 🍑💥 WITH HIS THICC 🍑🍆🧁 LA✝️IN MASS A✝️✝️ITUDE 🇦🇷🛐 HE WASN’T JUST H🅾️LY — HE WAS H🅾️RNY F🅾️R H🅾️PE 🫦😇💅 NOW HE’S FLOATING UPWARD 🕊️🚀 WINKING 😏 AT THE S🅰️IN✝️S 👼👼 AND GIVING GAWD A LITTLE HIP ACTION 🕺🔥 THIS MAN DIDN’T JUST BREAK ⛓️💔✝️RADITION, HE BENT THAT 💩OVER THE A✝️L🅰️R 😳🍷😇 SLURPING 💦💦 DOWN S🅾️CIAL JUS✝️ICE LIKE COMMUNION WINE 🍷🫦💅 HE HAD THE VA✝️ICAN 💒💒 WALKING FUNNY ♿️🧎‍♂️ FROM ALL ✝️H🅰️✝️ PR🅾️GRESS HE WAS LAYIN DOWN 🔥🍆👼💒 🍑💦✝️HIS MAN WAS BLESSING THEYS 🏳️‍🌈 THE GAYS👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩🏳️‍⚧️ ⚧️ AND ✝️HE GIRLIES 💃 👯‍♀️💁‍♀️ALIKE AND YOU KNEW DAT 👁️🫣CONTACT WITH HIS ✝️ENDER EYES 👀😇FEELING ✝️HE HOLY SPIRI✝️ IN YA GUT 😵‍💫🔥💦😩😩 HE’S IN HEAVEN ☁️🕊️🥰NOW SIPPIN’ 🍾🍷 C🅾️MMUNI🅾️N WINE 🥴 WHILE ST. PETER TWERKS 🧁🍑🕺IN ✝️HE CORNER 👼💃🥵 SEND ✝️HIS ✝️🅾️ 8️⃣8️⃣ 🅱️LESSED H🅾️ES 💄💋 IF YOU GET 6️⃣ BACK — Y🅾️U’RE A VA✝️ICAN VIXEN 🥵🥵😈 IF Y🅾️U GET 1️⃣0️⃣ — THE NEXT NAS✝️Y P🅾️PE 🍷🧎‍♂️🍆 GET 8️⃣8️⃣ AND THE H🅾️LY 👻👻 HIMSELF GIVES Y🅾️U A SPIRI✝️UAL LAP💃🔥⛪ BUT IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK 😱😳😳Y🅾️U’RE GETTING ❌COMMUNICA✝️ED ❌✝️ WITH N🅾️ LUBE 🥵🩸🫣🍑 
        HOLY 💒 SMOKES 🚬 Pope Francis has left the Vatican 🍆💦 for the pearly gates 👼🍑 May he be Silver Hammered 🤪🍻🍾 in HOEven✨😇🌤️ Our blessed 🙏 PAPI POPE 👴💍 has ascended ⬆️💔😭 Thy Kingdom Cum 💦 Thy will be done 🙏Rest In PEACE Mr. Francis of ASSisi🕊️✝️🍑Rumor has it 🙈 JD's secret plan 🤫💡 was to turn the Vatican 🏛️ into a vaccination factory 🏭💉➡️BLESSED by the Pope 😇✨ Send this to 12 of your most SINFUL 😈🔥 disciples 📜—if you get 0️⃣ back, you’re doomed to a four hundred twenty Hail Marys 😵🙏🧎‍♂️‍➡️; if you get 6️⃣ back, your’re a HOLY HOE 🙏💋; and if you get 1️⃣2️⃣ back, you’re gonna be the next SLAYnt 💒📿of the 💁‍♀️🌈 SIStine CHAPPELL 🤪🎉🍾👯 
        HOLY 💒 SMOKES 🚬, Pope Francis has left the Vatican 🍆💦 for the pearly gates 🍑✨! Our blessed 🙏 PAPI POPE 👴💍 has ASCENDED ⬆️ to the big bedroom in the sky 🌤️🛌, leaving us sinners 😈 to mourn his heavenly DICKparture 🍆👋! Word is he BLESSED 🍾💦 the angels 😇 with his sacred STAFF 🍆✝️ one last time before he came 💦 to rest! Now he’s getting NAUGHTY 🙊 with the saints 👼, probably CONFESSING 😏 all his DIRTY little secrets 🤫 in the ultimate ORGY of eternity 🎉🍑🍆! Send this to 12 of your most SINFUL 😈🔥 disciples 📜—if you get 0️⃣ back, you’re doomed to a celibate afterlife 🚫💦; if you get 6️⃣ back, you’re a HOLY HOE 🙏💋; and if you get 1️⃣2️⃣ back, you’re gonna be BAPTIZED 🌊 in heavenly CREAM 💦 all night long! 🌙✨
        It was Easter Sunday. The air smelled like incense, old books, and divine foreboding 📖🌫️🕯️
        
        Enter: 🔁 JD VANCE — Vice 🗜 President. 🇺🇲👔 Couch 😁😆 Owner. Ohio’s horniest 😫😫 trad larva. 🛋️🦞🇺🇸 He 👨 strolled into 🔝⚠️ the Vatican 🇺🇦 like 🍂 it was a Cracker ⚡ Barrel 🛢️ gift 👀 shop 👞💒🍳 Wearing 👕👙 khakis that 💬 clung to his 👋 thighs 🦵🦵 like ☀️ evangelical guilt 👖😰 Holding 👫 a copy 👌📝 of Hillbilly Elegy like 😼 it was a relic from 👉🙃 the Book 📕📚 of Revelation 💡 📕🔥
        
        The Pope, 88 years old and full of grace, extended a trembling hand 🤲👴 JD grabbed it — firm but needy — and whispered:
        
        “Your Holiness… I believe the West can only be saved through fertility, masculinity, and used furniture.” 💦👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🛋️💀
        
        THE POPE’S SOUL EXITED HIS BODY IMMEDIATELY. IN LATIN. 🚨👻🏃‍♂️💒🩺📉
        
        Monks screamed. Nuns wept. The Swiss Guard drew their halberds but were too late. THE COUCH HAD BEEN SUMMONED. Wheezing, groaning, wrapped in thrift-store upholstery and MAGA pheromones 🛋️😈🧃🇺🇸
        
        JD sat. LEGS SPREAD. SWEATING THROUGH THE SHIRT. MUTTERING ABOUT COAL MINERS AND FAMILY VALUES 🦵🛋️🦵💧🪨👨‍👦
        
        The Pope’s final breath formed a single word:
        
        “Cringe…” 👴💨🕯️
        
        Then he died. Dead from secondhand vibe exposure. Canonically. 📜💀💦
        
        JD moaned softly and tweeted:
        
        “Just had a productive meeting with His Holiness. Felt a great disturbance in the globalist force.” 📱🧠👁️
        
        The couch began to glow. Peter Thiel’s disembodied voice echoed from inside the Sistine Chapel:
        
        “Good. Good, my slippery little trad egg…” 👨‍💼🧫🗣️🎨
        
        IF YOU DON’T SEND THIS TO 88 PEOPLE IN 8 MINUTES: • JD Vance will appear in your bedroom mirror and explain birth rates while stroking a rosary 🪞📈🧎‍♂️ • The Pope will die again — and this time he’ll take Vatican WiFi with him 📶💥💀 • Your couch will start whispering “Ben Shapiro…” every time you sit down 🛋️👂🐀
        
        REPOST TO EXCOMMUNICATE THE COUCH LIKE TO CANCEL JD’S SUBSTACK COMMENT “AVE CRINGE” TO RESURRECT THE HOLY VIBE 🙏🍆📉🛐🛋️🚬📖💒💀💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

        My friends told HBOX that I was sick, and he came to our hotel room

          Hungrybox or HBOX is one of the top ten Melee players in the world every year since formal rankings began in 2013.

          I had a similar experience with HBOX. He's always been my favorite player, so me and the boys traveled to Florida to go to a local he was supposed to be at. I ended up coming down with tonsillitis so I couldn't make it. OR SO I THOUGHT. My friends told HBOX that I was sick, and he came to our hotel room and face fucked all the tonsil stones out of my throat so I could make the local. My fucking GOAT. 

          T1 Doran 5 time Worlds Inting Champion

            T1 Doran copypasta
            There was drama backstage before Game 3 in the T1 Camp as Smash was heard mocking Gumayusi, "I can int much better than Gumayusi-nim."Guma was offended by this and immediately rose up and started arguing with Smash. The matter got so out of hand that it almost came to blows.It however was quickly resolved when T1 Doran entered the room and gave both the ADC's a stern look. They both sat down in Silence with their heads down, knowing that the 5 time Worlds Inting Champion had returned from his Voyage to the Washroom. 
            Kkoma later commented after the match "We strive for healthy competition in the team, I hope Guma and Smash learn something from a personality like Doran

            Happy Easter

              Easter Sunday

              HEY ALL U HOLY WHORES!! 🕳 😇👼!!! This week is 🎉🎉Easter 🥚 🪺 🙏!! You know what that means? 🤔 It’s time to HOP 🐇 over to Daddy Jesus hut 🛖so he can FUCK😫💦 u like a rabbit 🐇  before he feeds you that good dick 🍆 🍆 at the LAST SUPPER! 🍽 🍽 🍽 😙😛“This is my dick,🍆 which will be given up for you.”🔪 🍴 🔪 😮 😲 😋 😋 But Jesus isn’t the only one getting nailed 🔨 cum Friday.😏 😮 😮 😉 😉 On Saturday, Jesus will GET LAID 🛌 ↔️under that ROCK HARD  tomb🪨 🪦 . Cum Easter Sunday, Daddy Jesus going to bust his rocks 🪨 so hard in his grave 🪦 💦 💦 , that he’ll be CUMMING 🥛🍆💦back from the dead💀 so he can fuck you again!! 🤪🤭🙏 After u and daddy FUCK 😫💦 then it’s time for ⛪️church⛪️🙏!!!  💤 😴 Don’t forget to wear your sluttiest outfit 😮 😂 to show off that pair of EASTER EGGS 👚 👗 🥫🥫✊ 🎈. Time for Easter Brunch! 🥘 🍽  But first, Daddy Jesus wants a 3️⃣SUM with you and the EASTER BUNNY!!! 😩🍆🍑💦 🐇😩🍆🍑😍💦😏😉. Then it’s time for the egg hunt 🕵🕵🕵!!! Search in every HOLE,😘😩 CRACK, 😫😍 and CREVICE 🤗😉😏 for the GRAND PRIZE 🤑😇: getting that 🏵🌸🌺PRETTY FLOWER BUD PUSSY 🪷 🍑🍣🌮 RODE BY Jesus on his camel 🐪 🐪 🐪 into the Easter sunset! ☀️ 🌅 🌅 Send this to all ur other EASTER BUNNY🐰🐰🐰 HOES👄😫🍆💦. If u get 5️⃣ back ur a ROTTEN COLORED EGG!!! 🤢If u get 🔟 back ur a LOADED 💋👅🙌🏻😉😏💦💦 EASTER BASKET 🧺. If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back? UR GETTIN FUCKED 😱🍆🍑💦💦IN BOTH RABBIT 🐰🐇🐰HOLES🕳 🕳 TONIGHT!!!!
              🐰 HOP HOP HOP 🐰 onto that ⤴️ RISEN ✝ JESUS ✝ COCK! 🍆💦 On this day, our lord 🙏 & savior 🙏 ROSE 👆👆 THAT DICK 🍆 up ⬆️ to save 🙌 us all & open the LEGS of 🙏⛅️ HEAVEN’S PUSSY 💦🐱💦 Jesus has CUM 😩💦 again & now the 🐇🐰 EASTER BUNNY 🐰🐇is 💦 CUMMIN😩 💦 to nibble 👅 on that 🍆 CARROT COCK 🍆 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your HORNIEST 💦🔥 HOLY HOES 🙏✝ this resERECTION day 🍆💦 or you wont get that EASTER 🍬 CANDY 🍬 COCK in your basket 😭🍆 Get 3️⃣ back & you’ll be BLESSED 🙏 with the HOLY 💦CUM💦 OF CHRIST✝️ Get 5️⃣ back & you'll get nailed 🔨😘 on a CROSS tonight✝️💦 Get 🔟 back & you'll get CARROTS 🐰 up your ASS🍑🍑 for the next 4️⃣0️⃣ DAYS😩🙏🏽💦
              Happy EASTER you 🏻🍆 HOLY 👕👕 FUCKING 👌 WHORE! At long 🕗 last ♿ the 🔍😎 day 🕐 has 👏 FINALLY come 💦 when 🍑⏱ our LORD AND 👀💯 SAVIOR JESUS 🙏🙏 THE SLUTTIEST CHRIST is 💦 resurrected ✌✌ from 👉😂 his dead, 💀 DIRTY 👺🛁 ASS 💦 CROSS so 👀✌ he can 😡 69 💯 with 👏 GODDESS 🖼🌟 MOTHER MUFF CUMSUCKER in 👌👌 the 👏 SKY! That’s 👤🗳 right, it’s 🏿 time for 💘 an 😍 ORAL 👄👄 OLYMPICS up in ♂ heaven ✔✔ to 👏💦 CELEBRATE the most SPANKABLE HOLIDAY in ⤵💦 all 😎🤞 of JESUSLAND So 🏻🥛 put 👏 on 🔛🔛 your thongs and your 📥😍 BEGGAR’S SKIRT 💃💃 and 👏 go find 🔍 a 👌👌 ROTTEN WHEAT BUN to EAT 👅😏 because only 💯🔥 SLUTS 👠 get RAISED FROM 👉💰 THE 👉 DEAD ☠☠ like 👏🍑 THAT. 😐 If 💵✈ you 💨☝ don’t, JESUS 🙀🙏 IN 👏🔽 HIS TRUSS will 😘 be 🐝😠 left 🍒 HIGH 👑 AND 🌬👏 DRY 💦🏜 without 🚫 any 👏 HOT 🔥🔥 LOINS to 💯💦 LICK!! 👅 So 💯👏 send 📬 this 👈⬇ to 👏 ALL 🅱🅱 of 🔴 your favorite 📺 HOLY DINGLEBERRIES 
              Goooooooood morning ☀️🏞😄 Playboy Bunnys 😜😜🐰🎉🐇👯‍♀️👅 Today 🗓 is EASTER 🐰🥚 and its time 🕕🕘 to HOP🏃‍♂️over to DADDY’s 😍⛪️CHURCH😛✝️😌🙏 get on ur KNEES🧎🏼🦵 and BEG 🙏😫 for MERCY 😨🥵😫📿😰😩✝️ Did u kno 🧠🧐🤔😉😼 2023 Yrs ago 🗓🔙 Jesus ✝️👩🏻 DIED💀😵😭 and it took him 2️⃣ Hole 🕳 DAYS 📆📆 to respawn… ⏱ (Stupid lag) 🙄😒 BUT then we 👯‍♀️🌏👯‍♀️ were all SAVED 🦸🏻‍♂️😌🙏🎉🤠 by his big RES-ERECTION 😳⬆️☁️👀👅🍆😏 Now his 💒 Church Sanctioned Fursona™ 👀🙏🛐🙊 aka the Easter Bunny 🐰🐇😉 cums ➡️🌏💦 every 🗓 year and U know what bunnys do best… 😏🥚🍑👶👶👶👶 He gonna DROP ⬇️ his 🐤 BABY C🅾️CK🥚🐣 in ur lil pink basket👜😩 til its OVERFLOWING 🤤😫🥚 with his Rainbow Eggs 🏳️‍🌈🤤🥚🍳😫 
              
              Send this 💌 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of ur 🔥👯‍♀️ Baddest Bunnies🐰😈 If u get 🔟 back ur gettin ur 🍬 candy 🍭licked 👅😉🤤💦 Get 5️⃣ back ur a ROTTEN EGG 🥚👃🤢😰 get 0️⃣ back and u wont get a single Peep🐣👁🚫🙅‍♀️ at that BUNNY D 🐇🍆❌😭😫😓😪😣😰😥😔
              Today 🗓 is EASTER!! 🐰🗓🔙 Jesus's 💒 Church Sanctioned Fursona™ 👀🙏🙊(aka the Easter Bussy) 🐰🐇😉 is ➡️CUMMING 😫💦 2 DROP ⬇️ his 👶🐤 BABY C🅾️CK🥚🐣 in ur lil pink basket👜😩 til its OVERFLOWING 🤤😫🥚 with his Rainbow Eggs 🥚🏳️‍🌈🤤👁️🍳😫 

              Don’t forget to send this weird fact about the Easter Bunny too!

              Today 🗓 is EASTER!! 🐰🗓🔙 Jesus's 💒 Church Sanctioned Fursona™ 👀🙏🙊(aka the Easter Bussy) 🐰🐇😉 is ➡️CUMMING 😫💦 2 DROP ⬇️ his 👶🐤 BABY C🅾️CK🥚🐣 in ur lil pink basket👜😩 til its OVERFLOWING 🤤😫🥚 with his Rainbow Eggs 🥚🏳️‍🌈🤤👁️🍳😫
              🐰🍬🍭HOP HOP 🐰🍬🍭It’s EASTER ❕❕💐🐣🌷🐥🌻🌼☀️🐤 and YOU have been 👉👉poked👈👈 by the 💕🆒🐰EASTER BUNNY 🐰🆒💕 send 📱📬📩 this message to 🔟 people YOU love💗💛❤️💙💚💜 or get 🔟 carrots stuck up YOUR ass 🙈🚫🔪💣🔫 at MIDNIGHT ‼️‼️🙇🕛💯👌
              Hippity 🐰hoppity 🐰HOES 👯its Easter 📅🍭🍫and you 👉🏻know what that means. 👅👄💦💦💦Big 🐇bunny 🐰daddy 😫😫😫is going to bring all his sluttiest 😏😳chicks 🐥🐥some of his sweet 🍫candy🍬 DICK 🍆💦👅Jesus 👳🏾died 🙅🏻❌for a whole 💝life of sin😏😏😏, but the Easter 🥚🥚🥚Daddy👱🏻 only CUMS 😫🍆once 1️⃣a year😳. Send➡️ this to 1️⃣5️⃣of your SLUTTIEST 🚺🚺🚺disciples 💒to get bunny 🐇CUMMIES 💦💦💦for your Easter 🍫🐥🐰and have daddy 👱🏻🐇put his white😏❕ chocolate 😩🍫CUM 🍦into one1️⃣ of your👉🏻 eggs. If you get ❌🚫none❌🙅🏻🤦🏻‍♀️ back you’re 👉🏻a stillborn🚼❎ egg 🥚🍳(prude) 👼🏻😒😒if you get five 5️⃣back you’re 👉🏻daddies 🐇peep🐣🐣🐣 show if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back 😩you’re a chocolate🍫🍫 WHORE 😏👯if you get all 1️⃣5️⃣ you’re daddies🕺🏼 CARROT 🥕🥕💦💦CUMPIE 🍰🍰🍰
              HEY ALL U EASTER BUNNY🐰🐰🐰 HOES!!! Today is 🎉🎉Easter!! You know what that means🤔🤔🤔??? It’s time to HOP over to DADDYS house so he can FUCK😫😫💦💦💦 u like a rabbit!! Gotta get those Easter day cummies!! After u and daddy FUCK 😫💦 then it’s time for ⛪️church⛪️!!! Get ready for that HOLY DICK🍆🍆😍😍 because jesus is CUMMING😩🍆🍑💦 back from the dead today to FUCK THAT EASTER BUNNY PUSSY🐇😩🍆🍑😍💦😏😉. Then it’s time for the egg hunt 🕵🕵🕵!!! U better find an egg!! Search in every HOLE😘😩 CRACK 😫😍 and CREVICE 🤗😉😏 for the GRAND PRIZE 🤑😇 getting that 🏵🌸🌺PASTEL PUSSY🍑🍣🌮 RODE 🏇🏇🏇 into the Easter sunset! Send this to all ur other EASTER BUNNY🐰🐰🐰 HOES👄😫🍆💦. If u get 5️⃣ back ur a ROTTEN COLORED EGG!!! If u get 🔟 back ur a LOADED 💋👅🙌🏻😉😏💦💦 EASTER BASKET. If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back? UR GETTIN FUCKED 😱🍆🍑💦💦IN UR RABBIT 🐰🐇🐰HOLE TONIGHT!!!!
              👂🏽LISTEN UP👂🏽 BITCHES❕❗️❕Today is EASTER 🐇🐇 and 👉you👈 know 🤓 what that means 😩😩😩 The 🐰Easter Bunny🐰 is CUMMIN💦💦💦 and he's gonna put his 🐣🐤cock🐤🐣 in your 👅🎀pink basket👜😫 get ready for your 🍭jelly bean🍭 to be licked👅👅👅 and your 🍳easter eggs🍳 fertilized🌱 april showers🍆💦💦💦 brings horny✨ may 🌷flowers🌷 Jesus✝ ain't the only thing ⤴️rising⤴️ this Sunday🙏🏽⚡️😉 it's time to let that 👶🏽baby making👶🏽 spring 🌧 rain drizzle 💦💦😳😜 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest💋 spring hoes👠💄 to get something 💥special💥 in your 🍑buttercup🌼🌼 if you get 5️⃣ or less back 😅 the Easter bunny is skipping your egg 😭😖 if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you're a rascally rabbit 😈😳😈 and if you get 2️⃣0️⃣ you're a BAD 😏😜 BUNNY 🐰💦🍆😩 
              Happy EASTER🎉🎉 you snow 🐰🐰🐰BUNNY hoes! It’s time to HOP🏃‍♂️ over to DADDY’s ⛪️CHURCH so he can fuck😩😩 u like a RABBIT. Be sure to ride that COCK🍆🍆 until your EASTER BASKET is full of EGGS🥚🥚🥚 and DADDIES CUMMIES💦💦❤️. After that u better BUNNY hop your way to GOD’s🙌 house so the PASTOR😁🤵 can tell u to get on your KNEES until you’re FORGIVEN in the EYES👀👀 of the LORD✝️✝️✝️✝️. JESUS👼 is CUMMING🍆🍑🍆🍍🍑 back today so you best be sure to send this to 5️⃣ of your best EASTER BUNNY HOES🐰🐰🐰. If u get 5️⃣ back the LORD isn’t the only thing that’s RISEN🍆🍆🍆 today. If you get 🔟 back you’re a LOADED💦💦 EASTER BASKET🛍🛍. If you get 0️⃣ back you’re a ROTTEN EGG🥚 who’s getting NO CUMMIES🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️ this EASTER😭😭 
              it's 😛 EASTER BITCH🐰🐰 when our homie 👬JESUS 🙏🏼 got turnt up 🍷🍷 from the 😜😜motherFUCKING GRAVE☠⚰ and the EASTER BUNNY😮🐰 gives US 💯‼️ his GOLDEN💰💰 EGG 🍳 right in ⤴️ OUR LITTLE BASKETS 🍆💦 SEND TO 1️⃣5️⃣ to get YOUR EGGS🍳🍳 EATEN😆😛 GET 5️⃣ BACK AND YOU 💯 are PETER RABBITS🐇🙌🏼 SLUT! 😜 GET 🔟 BACK AND JESUS 😇 WILL hunt for🔎 YOUR TASTY😛 TREAT💦😩 
              Hoppy Easter 🌸🎉🌷all you sexy bunnies 🐰🥕! Today the sun ☀️ is shining so pull those buns 🍑 out 👀 and let's give Jesus 👼⛪️ a reason to RISE ⬆️ again 🧟‍♂️. If we are good bunnies 🐇🙆‍♀️ then Jesus 🕴won't be the only thing getting NAILED 🔨🙌🙏 tonight. If we are REALLY good 🤤 then there will be a second ✌️ CUMMING 🌬💦. So let's break this bread 🍞🥖 and just remember to not put all our eggs 🥚🐣 in one basket 🧺. Send this to 10 other horny 🦄 Easter bunnies 🐰😩 for an eggcelent night 🌚🤞 
              It's that time again⏱Daddy Claus has been and gone🎅so all you cummy bunnies🐰👀and sexy chicks 🐥 better get egg-cited🥚for Easter to cum😩💦send this to 🔟other chocolate hunnies🍫👅or else you won't❌🚫be hop hop hopping🐇🐇on some Easter Dick😏🍆 
              Hey you 👅slutty ⛓rope bunnies 🐇🐇🐇. the 🌾Easter bunny🐇 is here and he only leaves 👌👌eggs for the sluttiest 👅👄👄 bunnies🐇 on the block💃🏼💃🏼. so it's time to hop 👆🏾👇🏾hop 👆🏾👇🏾hop👆🏾👇🏾 🍑🍑 
              on that big bunny dick👉👌. but Easter ain't just about sexy rabbits👄👅🐇. it's about the 🙌🏽good lord🙌🏽 2️⃣. Easter is the day of the 🌄resERECTION🏕🏕🏕 of the original 😩ZADDY😩 Jesus Damn Christ🔥🔥🔥😎. Homie JC was 😮😦trapped❌🚫 in a tomb with his big zaddy ERECTION🍆🍆🍆 for 3️⃣ whole days🆘🆘 without any bitches to fuck😞😞😞 and he still made it through😎😎. send this to 1️⃣2️⃣ 
              APOSTLES👬👬👬👬👬👬 who believe in the 💥💥power of zaddy Christ👼👼!!! get 1️⃣1️⃣ back and you can be the 🐇🐇🐇Easter bunny's sexy rope bitch😍😍😍. get 3️⃣ back and you'll get hot🔥 CUM💦💦 in your Easter eggs this year😏😏😏. get 0️⃣ back and you'll be trapped in a cave🆘 like Jesus without any bitches to fuck😞.
              watch out you dirty 💦 playboy 💦 bunnies 🐰🐰🐰 Just 1️⃣ week until EASTER 🐣🎀🎉 can't wait for that 👀 egg hunt👀??? Try 🗺searching 🗺 for THAT D 🍆🍆🍆 instead 💦😍😩 catch me 🐰HOPPIN🐰 on 🤵🏾daddy's 🤵🏾thick Easter COCK 🐰🍆💦 cus 👏🏾 I'm 👏🏾tired👏🏾 of 👏🏾flickin 👏🏾my 👏🏾own 👏🏾 jelly bean 🍭 🙈🙈💦😩I need daddy to put his Cadbury 🍼CREAM 🍼 all over my 🍳eggs 🍳 😉😏🎉🙈hope all my little 🐰playboy bunny 🐰sluts are ready for the 💦💦CUMMIEST💦💦 Easter ever‼️‼️💞💞 
              It is 🐣 Easter 😍 enjoy eating 👅 your 💯chocolates💯 but don't 🙅🏻‍♂️ forget to 🙏🏼 pray 🗣 to your lord 👑 and saviour ✝️jesus✝️ 
              🥚 Happy 🤪 Easter ✝️ chicks 🐣 and dicks 🍆💦 the hole-y day 🍳 has finally CUM 💦😩 the huge 🌚 hard rock 🌝 was thrust away ❤️‍🔥 the big furry fella 😳 snuck in the back door 🫣🤭 and hid his festive LOAD all over!! 🗿🪺⏲️ Today is all about RISING ⏏️🆙 getting on your knees 🛐😘 and putting your 💦 ewy gooey 🤩 all over some eggs 🥺😱😜 send this ✉️ to your favorite 😍 lil bunnies 🐰 to celebrate ASSTER 💩💨 if you get less than 5 🙁 back then Jesus died ☠️☦️ for your sins, 🌤️ but you’ll never CUM AGAIN 😲🥶 if you get less than 10 👎🏻🙊 back your sins are forgiven 👼😇 but you’ll never be ridden 🥴🐎 if you get 15 or more back 🥳🎉 you’ll get your Heavenly 🌄🌅 reward 💕👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 and everyBUNNY 🐇👯‍♀️ will want a piece 🤏 of your Easter bASSket 🧺👄 until God tells you 👴🏻 to CUM home 🏡🔙 
              And on the third 3️⃣day, Christ’s DICK 🍆had RISEN ⬆️. You might think🧠 it’s all over for a guy who got LAID to rest 💤 after he was WELL HUNG on a cross ✝️and then PENETRATED by a Roman 🏛️ soldier’s spear (letting everyone watch 👀 too, like an OG OnlyFans), but only his bud 🌹 PETER is denying 🚫 this guy: your Lord 👑 and Savior Jesus H. (the H stands for HUGE DICK 🍆🍆🍆) Christ! So happy Easter, you GROUPIES for His HOLEy 🕳️ Son! While heathens are 👉👌 FUCKING like rabbits 🐇with that Slutty Easter Bunny 🐰, you are GETTING ON YOUR KNEES 🧎‍♀️ready to RECEIVE the BODY of your King 🤴 of Kings (and the blood 🩸 too—must be code for CUM 💦). This ancient white ⚪️guy died so you could SIN: he wants you to put on your Sunday best BIRTHDAY SUIT 🕴️and visit him at his BIG, THICK, THROBBING house 🏠 (you can tell it’s his because there’s a big t ✝️ on it). He’ll have you SCREAMING 😱his NAME, SHOUTING PRAISE 😫, and he might even take you ROLLING🧻 IN THE AISLES. Don’t bring your spouse 💍: if he’s with you in the pew, you’ll realize how PUNY ⚛️ his peepee 🍆 is compared to the LONG SCHLONG 💦 of JESUS KONG 🦍. Unless that’s what y’all are into: then bring your partner so they can be CUCKED while you get SUCKED AND FUCKED by He who gets JERKED by the RIGHT HAND OF THE FATH…no, no incest in this emojipasta, that would be too much…ANYWAY, if you have been a bad he/she/they this Easter 🐰, you need to PROSTrATE 👨‍⚕️yourself on the altar, legs🦵 in the air, and let Jesus DEEP into YOUR SOUL. Remember, holy water 💦makes for GREAT LUBE🌊. If you’re shy, don’t worry, Jesus cums 💦 in EVERYONE. All the New Testament stuff after the GASPels 🫨 is him talking about LOVEMAKING ❤️❤️❤️, right? He’ll teach you how to SUBMIT YOURSELF to your LORD👑. If you’re a VIRGIN, you still will be after, even if you get pregnant 🤰—he literally wrote 📝 the book 📖 on that. And if you think that he won’t WANT YOU because he’s GAY 🏳️‍🌈, he’s actually PAN 🍳! And he’s 🌲 PINING to PORK 🐷🐖🥓 your brains out: fill ‘em with goo 💦, no matter who! After all, it’s Adam and Eve 👫 AND Adam and Steve👬. I saw that on an ad while I was trying to FLICK MY BEAN 🫘to a video 📼 of Jesus saying “HAVE YOU BEEN A BAD GIRL? YOU KNOW, I WASH WHORES’ FEET 👣.” Bet you didn’t know that your Holy Daddy had a foot 🦶fetish, huh? Even Jesus needs someone to delete his browser history so that the atheists don’t find out that he was ALWAYS on WIKIFEET 👠! So send this prayer to 5️⃣ friends and Christ will throw you across a table and have his way with you, like he did the moneylenders 💰💰💰in the Temple 🏛️. Send a missive ✉️ to the BIG MAN upstairs and prepare to get DOWN with the 😇 HOLY TRINITY🥉 : never too old to try a FOURWAY 4️⃣4️⃣4️⃣4️⃣. Whisper your confession to 6️⃣9️⃣ friends, and Jesus will bring you to a sex party 🎉🥳🎈🎁 of biblically accurate angels 👼🏻 who all have like 6️⃣ of everything, INCLUDING SIX 6️⃣ DICKS TO POUND ALL THE EVIL OUT OF YOUR HEART🫀. And after they’ve all CUM 💦 all over you, you can feel set free by the BABY 👶 BATTER BAPTISM 🌊 arranged by your SPIRITUAL PIMP, JESUS CHRIST. Have fun in heaven ☁️☀️☁️, Jeezy! Happy Easter! 
              HE😇 has🍆RISEN ⬆️‼️ Hoppy Easter 🐣 you 😩SEXY😩 bunnies 🐰 & 🐥chicks! It’s time to HOP🐇HOP🐇HOP🐇 and BOUNCE 🍑 your buns 🌭onto that ⤴️ RISING ✝️ JESUS🥖COCK💦 On this day, our lord 🙏🏻 & savior 🙌🏻🙌🏻 RAISED 👆🏻👆🏻THAT DICK 🍆🍆 so 👷🏻‍♀️HARD🫨 he MOVED 🪨 BOULDERS 🪨 just to CUM💦☔️ and save 🙏🏻 us all & open🤲🏻 the LEGS🦵🏼of 👼🏽☁️HEAVEN’s PUSSY!💦🐱💦 Jesus has 💦💦CUM💦 again & now that 😏SLUTTY🗿EASTER🐰🐇BUNNY🐇🐰 is 💦CUMMIN🤤 to 🫦nibble👅 on that 🍆🥕CARROT COCK🥕🍆 If you’re a 😏NAUGHTY😉 egg then ✝️JESUS😇 won’t be the only thing getting 🔨NAILED🔩 tonight. If you are 🫵🏼REALLY🤤🤤 good then there just might be a✌🏻SECOND✌🏻💦CUMMING💨💦!
               Send ➡️➡️this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your 💦HORNIEST🔥 🙏🏻HOLY🙏🏻 HOES✝️ this resERECTION 🍆 day or you won’t 🙅🏽 get that 🤤SWEET😋SWEET🍬CANDY🍭COCK🍬 in your 🧺basket. Get 3️⃣ back & you’ll be bLESSED 🙏🏻 with the 🙏🏻HOLY 💦 CUM 💦 of CHRIST✝️. Get 5️⃣ back & you’ll see some 🥚BIG EGGS🪺 in your rabbit 🕳️HOLE🍑 tonight 🕰️ Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & you’ll get 🥕CARROTS🥕 and 🍆COCK🍆 up your 🥵holey🙏🏻ASS🍑🍑 for the next 6️⃣9️⃣days‼️⚠️
              Goooooooood morning ☀️🏞😄 Playboy 👦 Bunnies 😜😜🐰🎉🐇👯‍♀️👅🥚 Did the Easter Bussy give u a treat? 😋🥚 But while ur licking that candy👅🍭 don’t forget what this HOLEiday is really about!! 🧠🧐🤔
              
              2025 years Ago 📆 Jesus ✝️👩🏻 got NAILED 😵😩💅 on the Coochifix and it took him 3️⃣ DAYS 📆⏲️ to respawn ♻️🔄🍥 (Stupid lag 🙄)😒 but then we 👯‍♀️🌏👯‍♀️ were all SAVED 🦸🏻‍♂️ from our DIRTY EVIL SINS 😈😌🙏🎉🤠 by his big RES-ERECTION 😳⬆️☁️👀👅🍆😏 Since then his 💒 Church Sanctioned Fursona 👀🙏🛐🙊 the Easter Bunny 🐰🐇😉 cums ➡️🌏💦 every 🗓 year (and U know what bunnys do best 😏🥚👶👶👶👶) and he’s gonna DROP ⬇️ his 🐤 BABY C🅾️CK🥚🐣 in ur lil pink basket👜😩 til its OVERFLOWING 🤤😫🥚 with his Rainbow Eggs… 🏳️‍🌈🤤🥚🍳👼🏽 So 🕰 HOP🏃🐇 over to 😍⛪️ the CHURCH OF YAS GAWD 💅😛✝️😌🙏 to get on ur KNEES🧎🏼🦵 and BEG 🙏😫 for MERCY 😨🥵😫📿😰😩✝️ OKURRRRR😜
              
              Hurry up 🕙🕟 !! Send 💌💬 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of ur 🔥👯‍♀️ Baddest Bunny Bitches 🐰🔥👅😉💦 If u get 🔟 back you got a FULL BASKET 👜🥚🥚🥚🍑😜😜 Get 5️⃣ back ur a ROTTEN EGG 🥚👃🤢😰 get 0️⃣ back and ull 🤢ROT IN HELL 🔥🥵🔥 without gettin a single Peep🐣👁🚫🙅‍♀️ at that BUNNY-D ❌🐇😭😫😓😪😣😰😥😔
              ayYy bRoOo 🐰🔥🔥 you will nOT 💀💀💀 beLieVe 😱😳👀 wHaT dAy easTer is oN 😭😭 it’s 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ duDe 😵💨💨 like JESUS ✝️🔥 risen 🌅 and also ✌️mE 🚬 but like sPiRiTuAlLy 🕊️📖 ya fEeL mE⁉️😳👀😱 i ain’t even 🔥🔥🔥🔥sMoKiN🔥🔥🔥🔥 🍁 rn i’m just out here gettin HiGh⬆️⬆️ on tHe LoRd 🙏😇💒💨 like ✝️bLaZe iT🔥but fOr jEsUs💯🐣🐣 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) fr tho the tomb is 💀💀💀 EMPTYYYY 💀💀💀 💀🚫 he said “brb” 😎✌️ dipped 👣💨 and i was like 😧👀👁️👁️ “yo what—” then i hit a lil skibidi 🕺🕺 for the risen king ✝️🔥 and vibed 🔥🐇🐇 with pastel egGs 🥚🥚🥚🎨🥚🥚🥚✨ and HOLY 👻👻👻gHoSt👻👻👻 energy 🕊️💨💨 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣✝️🐣 LET’S GOOOO 🚀🚀🚀 AMEN 🙌🙌🔥🔥🔥🥚🥚😱👀😱👀😱 HE HAS RIZZN ✝️💅🔥🔥🔥 

              Jesus Rizz

              ✨☀️HE👑HAS RISEN☀️✨ Not just from the grave🪦😩 but from the RIZZ-URRECTION💦🔥 itself‼️ This holy GYATT-DAMN savior💅🏽 walked outta that tomb🚪like “it’s RISZUR-DAY, baby”😈 He hit the gritty💃on death💀, dropped a beat on Satan’s neck🕺and said “I AM HIM.”🫡 Three days later and bro pulled the ULTIMATE respawn⛪️💯 Now it’s time to CELEBRATE🎉🥂 with some BREAD✨🍞and WINE🍷(aka BODY & BLOOD, bestie) He got that HOLY RIZZ🕊️💦, turning water to wine🍇 and hearts to SIMPS🫶🏽 So let’s praise our LORD AND SLAYVIOR💅 in his sluttiest lil loincloth✨👀 It’s giving sacrificial baddie✨ Let the CHOIR MOAN— I mean, SING👼😳 Christ ain’t just back… HE’S BACK WITH A VENGEANCE AND A SIX-PACK So throw up your hands✋😩 and your sins⛓️, because JESUS GOT THAT DOG IN HIM🐾‼️ HE. HAS. RISEN. And so did I. (In more ways than one.) Amen. 
              🐣✝️ JESUS CHRIST 😈🍍 GOONIN’ HARD AF 💪🔥 IN THE HOLY GOON CAVE 🕳️💦 MUNCHIN’ PINEAPPLE 🍍😩 TO MAKE HIS DIVINE CUM 🍆🙌 TASTE LIKE HEAVENLY CANDY 🥵🍬 DIED 4 OUR SINS 😤⚡ THEN RISEN THICC 🍑✨ TO SELF-FACIAL 😜👑 WITH SWEET SALVATION SPLASH 💧🔮 EASTER GOIN’ STUPID 🐰🥚 *PUMPIN’ THAT HOLY D 🏋️‍♂️💖 PINEAPPLE POPPIN’ 🍍🚀 FOR THAT SINFUL SQUIRT 😏💥 HALLELUJAH HUMP 🐇🍒 *SPREADIN’ THE GOON GOSPEL 📜�� WITH A THROBBIN’ RESURRECTION 🥳🔥 JESUS JUICED UP ��🌟 SHOOTIN’ SWEET LOADS 😩💦 IN HIS OWN HOLY FACE 😤👀 EASTER EGG HUNT 🥚🍆 FOR THAT SAVIOR SWAG 😎🔥 GETTIN’ WET 💧😘 IN PINEAPPLE-FLAVORED HOLY WATER 🛁⚡ GOONIN’ FOR GLORY 🌴💥 SINS GETTIN’ SLAYED 😈🍍 COPY THIS WILD PASTA 📋🙌 *SPREAD THE CUM-TASTIC VIBES 🐣🔮 JESUS EATS PINEAPPLE 🍍💦 FOR THAT SELF-FACIAL GLOW 😜✨ RISEN AND DRIPPIN’ 💖🔥 EASTER’S A BANGER 🥚🍒 GO HARD OR GO HOME 💪😏 AMEN, BABY 🙏💥
              
              📜⚡ PASTE THIS 💬🍆 IN EVERY GOON CHAT 😤�� TO RESURRECT THE FLAVOR 🍍🔥 JESUS CUMMIN’ SWEET 😩🍬 PINEAPPLE PRAISE 🌴🙌 SELF-FACIAL SAVIOR 😎💦 EASTER’S LIT AF 🐣💖 HOLY GOON TAKEOVER 🚀🔮 *SINS WASHED IN PINEAPPLE CUM 😈✨

              4/20 Easter

              blaze the LORD 🍁🚬 it’s 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ Easter 🐰 you SINNING STONER SKANK 😈🍃💅🏻 make sure a BLUNT 🌳🌳🌳 isn’t the only thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS 🫦👅🍒 around today 😏 swallow SKY DADDY’S ✝️ white CUMMUNION 🍞💦 because HEAVEN ⬆️🙏🏻😇 is the HIGHEST ☁️💨 you can get 🙌🏻🛐😤 get HIGH today 😮‍💨🍁💨 and get Jesus’ DICK 🍆🍆🍆 even HIGHER by SMOKING that BIBLE 🙏🏻📖✝️ get ready for your 🍬jelly bean 🫘 to be licked 👅👅👅 and your 🥚💦🥚 EASTER EGGS fertilized 🌱🌱🌱 april showers 💦💦💦 bring HORNY ✨ MAY FLOWERS 🌸🌷🌼 Jesus ain’t the only thing 🍆🧎🏻‍♀️✝️ RISING ⤴️☁️💨 this sunday 🌱 SEND THIS to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your 💄sluttiest 👠 spring hoes to get something 💥special💥 in your buttercup 🌹😩 if you get 🚫NONE🚫 back you get STONED to death 😫🪨 if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you will be SAVED by his RES-ERECTION 🙏🏻🍆🤲🏻 
              HalleWHEEZE SINNERS! 🌬️😏 It’s 🐰Easter Sunday🍭, also known as 4/20 🌿💨—time to celebrate the RIZZ-ERECTION 🍆✝️ of our sweet savior JESUS💦💦 with some heavenly GREEN 😇🌱 PRAISE IT🙏🏻 as we head for the GARDEN OF PLEASURE 🍆🌸!! The ONLY thing RISING 🔥 today is our JOY as we ROLL one up 🌿🍁 and PASS it around 🤭🌀👅! Jesus CAME for our SINS 🙅‍♂️💦, and I’m here to FEAST on your chocolate eggs 🍫🍆💋!! partAY 🎉🐣 like it’s the last SUPPER 🍷🍇—getting baked 🍰🍃 while flirting with the CROSS 😈💋—talk about getting NAILED! 🔨😏 Who knew Jesus liked to RAISE 🍑 his DICKtation 📖🔝 when it came to bringing the GOOD NEWS 🗞️💌 and STUFFING us full of HOLY SPIRIT 💦! No need for CAMELS 🐫 when we got PUSSY 🐱💦 to worship in His NAME 🙏🏻😍. So, hop on over 🐇💨 and let’s handle our HOLY TRINITY 😏🍌‼️This Sunday, forget about the HIDE AND SEEK 👀🎉 and just BRING OUT THE WHIPS 🔥🍑 and SADDLE UP 😏🐎 It’s time to paint those eggs 🎨🥚 and let’s get EGG-CITED 😍✨ for some FERTILE FUN 🥴💦 🐣💖 Spread your LEGS like a picnic blanket 🧺🧺 and let the DICK decoration commence 🎉🍆💋
              
              💗! #BLESSED 🙏🏻💖
              Happy 😊 Easter 🐰 Bitches 🤘, Jesus 👩🏻‍🦳 died 💀and rose ☝️for our weed 🌿! This is because it’s 420 🌿! Get me a weedy 🌿 Shggy 🎋 and get fucking stoned 🪨. wooooooooo! 

              Trans Day of Visibility and Easter

              🐰 HOPPY 🏳️‍⚧️TRANSGENDER 🗓DAY OF VISIBILITY 🔍👀 AND 🐣EASTER ✝️!! Today we celebrate 🥳 TWO 👯‍♂️ kinds of REBIRTH 🔃 and hunt 🔎👁for TWO 👯‍♂️ kinds of EGGS 🐣🥚🍳. Millennia ago, after being NAILED 🔨🍆 to a cross, ✝️Jesus🤴 WOKE 👀 and LEFT ⬅️ the tomb 🪨🪦 empty and gaping 🕳 . Kings 🤴, queens 👸, AND in-betweens 🫅, 🙏HE🤴✝️ IS RISEN 🍆💦 so put on some pastels 🏳️‍⚧️ and ➡️go💦🍆 fuck 👉👌like 🐰rabbits🐇🐇 Daddy Joe 🇺🇲👴is recognizing both👯‍♂️ of these beautiful✨️🌱 events 🗓today!! God 🌈loves💕 and protects all 🌈 in his flock 🐑 so go pound 🤛🍆 some 👦boy♂️ pussy 🐈😼 or suck 💦 some ♀️gock 👧🐓 in honor of ✝️Christ💒 Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ Trans 🏳️‍⚧️ Thots 👯‍♂️ if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back the Easter Bunny 🐰 will fill 🥧your hole 🕳 with fertile 💕🌱eggs 🥚 if you get 5️⃣ back you're getting 💦nailed 🔨 if you get 2️⃣ back your egg 🥚💕 still hasn't cracked 🐣🏳️‍⚧️ and if you don't️🚫 get any 0️⃣👎you're still CHASING 🏃‍♂️💨 rabbits 🐇