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I need you to take a picture with your ass out. Your back bent in with your pussy barely peeking through

    Master Chief asking Cortana for a pic meme

    It started out as a meme of Master Chief asking Cortana for a pic and has since been used as copypasta for freaky request of nudes. Its also an indirect sequel for the “Can I get a booty pic” copypasta from a few years prior.

    I need you to take a picture with your ass out. Your back bent in with your pussy barely peeking through from a low angle with your face in it, winking with your tongue out and your feet in it, and your arches exposed. Your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation with your side boob and your nipples just out of sight with a choker on and painted around your waist with the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upward as your cheeks are out.

    Master Freak (w/ and I need a weapon)

    I need you to take a picture with your ass out And your back bent in with your pussy barely peeking through from a low angle with face in it winking with your tongue out and your feet in it and your arches exposed and your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation with your side boob and your nipples just out out of sight with a choker on an your painted around your waist with the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upward as your cheeks are out; and I need a weapon.

    I was in bipolar for a month as a trial warrior but left after I realized how the guild is structured

      Ahlaundoh and bipolar guild copypasta from classic WoW

      Its the Ahlaundoh / Bipolar copypasta from classic WoW where players accuse the guild “bipolar” of always letting Ahlaundoh parse earning him the #1 DPS spot. Essentially the entire guild does what they can to help him reach top parses.

      I was in bipolar for a month as a trial warrior but left after I realized how the guild is structured—the entire raid exists just to fuel his parse. My first week he looted the cthun healing mace to himself for his diamond flask set instead of giving it to a healer that needed it. By week 2 of raiding with them I had an assignment as a backup juju might on his barov peasant #2 in case the inner fire priest didn't use it. Week 3 I was asked to use Annihilator to rid the boss of the last 36 armor after imp ea ff and cor were applied for his parse. Week 4 he sent out an announcement saying that all warriors and hunters were required to try and farm Blackblade of Shahram so that he could put people with it in his group and have them spam only hamstring the whole fight to try and proc the buffs for him. It was the type of guild where if he got dispelled he'd make the whole raid wait up to 48 hours just so he could get full buffs again.

Tl;dr: Ahlaundoh is carried phase after phase to the #1 spot by warriors like Eljay who can apply 5 sunders to the Skeram clones before Skeram even splits.

Edit: Prowz cool tho
      I was in bipolar for a month as a trial warrior but left after I realized how the guild is structured—the entire raid exists just to fuel his parse. My first week he looted the cthun healing mace to himself for his diamond flask set instead of giving it to a healer that needed it. By week 2 of raiding with them I had an assignment as a backup juju might on his barov peasant #2 in case the inner fire priest didn't use it. Week 3 I was asked to use Annihilator to rid the boss of the last 36 armor after imp ea ff and cor were applied for his parse. Week 4 he sent out an announcement saying that all warriors and hunters were required to try and farm Blackblade of Shahram so that he could put people with it in his group and have them spam only hamstring the whole fight to try and proc the buffs for him. It was the type of guild where if he got dispelled he'd make the whole raid wait up to 48 hours just so he could get full buffs again.

      Hi. My name is Leith Pierre, and I’m the Head of Innovation here at Playtime Co

        Leith Pierre speech in Chapter 4

        Its from the VHS tape recording of Leith Pierre in Chapter 4 of Poppy Playtime.

        Hi. My name is Leith Pierre, and I'm the Head of Innovation here at Playtime Co. If you're seeing this, you must be very, very lost. Well, rest assured friend, our state-of-the-art laboratory is just up ahead. Why dontcha just go on inside and tap one of our scientists on the shoulder. Tell 'em you're lost, they'll be glad to help. (Laughing) Alright, alright. Let's be honest. You're not supposed to be here. This is the single most high security, high clearance section of the whole factory. When someone finds you down here, you will be shot. And before you get any ideas, don't think you can just sneak away either. No, the second you put this tape in, it set off an alarm. So if anyone's home, they know exactly where you are. Pretty nifty, huh? Security is very important to us here. If I were you, I'd start running.

        Quit gaming 2 months ago. Bought a new cybertruck, I have an amazing girlfriend,

          Quit gaming X months ago copypasta

          Started from a tweet back in 2019, the person claims that quitting gaming turned his life around and making gaming as a career is cringe. It instantly became a meme and is often used by pro players to farm engagements on Twitter. In 2024, Apex pro players adopted the meme and included a Cybertruck with a reference pic as a joke.

          Quit gaming 2 months ago. Bought a new cybertruck, I have an amazing girlfriend, I make a shitload of money and I just bought a new house. I party every weekend, I'm never home. I'm enjoying life. Do yourselves a favor. Stop trying to make apex a career. It's cringe as fuck

          Original Tweet

          Quit gaming 8 months ago. Bought a new car, I have an amazing new girlfriend, I make a shitload of money and I'm buying a house this spring. I party every weekend, I'm never home. I'm enjoying life. Do yourselves a favor. Stop trying to make gaming a career. It's cringe as fuck

          Own a FPV drone for home defense

            Drone for home defense copypasta

            Its the Own a musket for home defense copypasta but changed to FPV drone.

            Own a FPV drone for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my Walksnail Goggles X and Chimera 7.5". Chop a sizable hole through the first man, he writhes armless on the spot. Arm my Chris Rosser 5" freestyle frame for the second man, miss him entirely because it's a racing drone and my camera angle is too high for indoors and nail the neighbors dog. I have to resort to powering on my DJI Goggles 2 and launching my Mavic 3 Classic camera drone at the top of the stairs loaded with ND32 lens filters, "Tally ho lads" the mavic shreds two men in the stairway, the sound of their agonized screaming setting off car alarms. My 3S lipo is finally charged! I arm my toothpick and and S-turn the last terrified rapscallion at full throttle. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since carbon nylon prop wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

            Mods are killing this sub

              Mods are killing this sub
              byu/TheTwinkieMaster ingreenday
              Mods are killing this sub

Excited for this to get taken down, because you take absolutely everything else down.

I’ve lost count of how many posts I’ve replied to, gone to check out later and see it’s been removed for some reason or another. Usually low effort/low quality, which is apparently just a blanket term for… just about anything.

Gently remove your heads from your asses and let people talk about their favourite bands. Just because you personally think it might not be the amazing high-brow academic discussion about a band who named their breakout album after shit, doesn’t mean it’s not creating conversation for someone out there. Some of us like engaging over the templates going round other subs. Some of us like a little low-effort every now and then. To quote the onion: not every movie has to be Schindler’s fucking List. Not every post has to be the fucking Mona Lisa.

Hang on, I’ll say the only two things you’re allowed to say on this sub to make sure you don’t delete my post: warning is underrated, one minute.