Its the Misato copypasta but changed to Zhuang Fangyi from Arknights Endfield.
Sometimes i fantasize about Zhuang Fangyi coming to Dijiang drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She trash talks me and kicks me in the ribs while smiling. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. I gently hold her all night and she cries into my swollen belly. We will name our future child Chubby Lung.