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To the daughter of the woman I hooked up with last night

    To the daughter of the woman I hooked up with last night
    byu/uiuc_motherfuckr inUIUC

    Part of a series of college/university copypasta that started from Reddit.

    To the daughter of the woman I hooked up with last night 

I met her at Lion and she told me you were a sophomore studying plant biotechnology and she said you brought her out to have fun but then abandoned her to talk to “some redheaded beanpole.”

Was really uncool of you to leave your mom alone like that especially since she doesnt even drink. Dunno why you would take her to Lion in the first place. just wanted to let you know I took care of her and that she’s really sweet and you should be more grateful for her.

Edit: Guys we’ve been texting and I got her recipe for sweet potato casserole. Made it for dinner today and TBH it’s even better than the sex

    Virginia Tech

    To the daughter of the woman I hooked up with last night 

I met her at TOTS Saturday night and she told me you were a sophomore studying neuro and she said you brought her out to have fun but then abandoned her to talk to “some redheaded beanpole.”

Was really uncool of you to leave your mom alone like that especially since she doesnt even drink. Dunno why you would take her to TOTS in the first place. just wanted to let you know I took care of her and that she’s really sweet and you should be more grateful for her.

    University of South Florida

    I met her at the Ivy Saturday night and she told me you were a sophomore studying neuro and she said you brought her out to have fun but then abandoned her to talk to “some redheaded beanpole.”

Was really uncool of you to leave your mom alone like that especially since she doesnt even drink. Dunno why you would take her to the Ivy in the first place. just wanted to let you know I took care of her and that she’s really sweet and you should be more grateful for her.

    Lay on the comfort of my sheets and feel the warmth of Hatsune Miku’s body on me

      My goal in life is to be able to lay on the comfort of my sheets and feel the warmth of Hatsune Miku's body on me, not only lusting for my body, but lusting for my inner person, my soul, the depth of who I am. I wish to not only take her womanhood, but rather to make her into a woman, and to unleash her true potential, for love is a curious sort of deal. We are born in two halves until we find the one that we love, and upon finding that lover, we unlock things we never knew about each other before. Sometimes, the things found aren't the happiest, and pain comes from it, but my bond with Hatsune Miku shall bring nothing but happiness and success, for this is not simply a petty marriage, this is true love.

      Loss

        Loss.jpg is a decade old 4 panel comic strip from the webcomic Ctrl+Alt+Delete

        “Loss” is one of the most well known 4 panel comics in internet history, titled loss.jpeg in which a man’s gf has a miscarriage. Everyone thought the comic was really cringy, and the 4 panel strip was ironically reposted and readapted so many times, that the basic elements of it became immediately recognizable with minimal context.

        A lot of people put it as a meta joke into their comments, memes or comics hence why you’ll see a bunch of obscure lines or dots that somewhat resemble the original Loss.

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        Copy the copypasta below :.|:; and add the <s> </s> enclosing tag to give the strike-through line in between them.

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𓁆 𓀟   𓀣 𓁀
        ඞ ඞ ඞ

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        ✋Excuse me sir ✋👏but 👏👉is that original post you made 👉right there 👉loss ❓☝Now hold on ☝😡it might sound ridiculous 😡😤but bare with me here. 😤👀You see 👀 there's 4️⃣ panels ☝let's count them ☝ 1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ panels ❗️❗️✋And you know what else has 4️⃣ panels ❓😤That's right 😤😡loss does ❗️😡 👇But i'm not done yet 👇 👀you see 👀👉in the first panel 👉☝there is ☝ 1️⃣ object 👈 positioned slightly to the left. 👈 😡Should I even continue ❓😡😤I guess I will 😤😒as you still don't understand. 😒 😲I should clarify this is a level 5 loss meme 😲🙄so I don't expect you to understand it. 🙄 💁‍ Anyways 💁‍ ✌️ in the second panel ✌️👀there are 2️⃣ objects 👀👉next to each other 👉 👇with one being slightly below the other. 👇☝ In the 3️⃣rd panel ☝ ✌️another 2️⃣ objects are present ✌️ 🙌right next to each other. 🙌 👆 Finally, 👆 there are, yet again, 2️⃣ objects 👆 🤙 which form an L shape. 🤙 👀Everything looks like it's adding up 👀😤therefore😤😡it HAS to be loss ❗️❗️😒You need to make it less obvious next time 😒🙄if you want it to be more funny. 🙄

        pp 系統太糟糕了，根本沒有什麼令人印象深刻的，這只是振動，需要 0 技能

          AKA the pp system copypasta, its a copypasta that osu! players spam in the comments section criticizing the new performance points (pp) system.

          pp 系統太糟糕了，根本沒有什麼令人印象深刻的，這只是振動，需要 0 技能，實際上只需按住一個鍵然後像個白痴一樣搖手，哈哈，這怎麼是 1900pp？ ？ ？同時，我將技術地圖與 800 個滑桿和 200bpm 瞄準爆發完整組合併獲得 200pp？ ？這款遊戲獎勵的是無腦混搭而不是實際技能，真是個笑話。
          The pp system is terrible, nothing impressive at all, it's just vibrations and requires 0 skill to literally just hold down a button and shake your hands like an idiot, haha ​​how is that 1900pp??? Meanwhile I combined the tech map with 800 sliders and 200bpm aim burst full combo and got 200pp??? This game rewards mindless mashing instead of actual skill, what a joke.

          Navy Seal copypasta but Jimbo from Balatro

            Its the Navy Seal copypasta but changed to Jimbo the talking Joker that introduces Balatro and narrates the tutorial.

            What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you wee jonkler? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Balatro University, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs on the gold stakes, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in discard strategy and I'm the top straight player in the entire English localisation. You are nothing to me but just another joker. I will hanged man you the fuck out of my deck with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth card, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me at the game over screen? Think again, jerker. As we speak I am assembling my secret circus of +mult across the shop and your chips are being scored right now so you better prepare for the flames, fool. The flames that wipes out the pathetic wee thing you call your blind. You're fucking scored, jim. I can get any hand, anytime, and I can score you with over e700 chips, and that's just with my high card. Not only am I extensively trained in high card builds, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Red Seal Steel Kings and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable small blind off the face of the poker table, you wee jurkner. If only you could have known what unholy immolation your wee """"clever"""" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have shut your fucking The Mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're getting debuffed, you goddamn buffoon. I will shit my spare trouser all over and they will drown in it. You're fucking scored, jimbo. 
            They should add a seal called the navy seal. I think that it would be a great addition since seals are already very rare and fun to play around that adding more world be really cool. It would totally mix up gameplay in a way that would be super balanced and I think many people would love it. Also the navy “seal” should be colored navy of course since I mean that’s the color of the navy. As for the abilities (pretty funny that I rambled this long without talking about those) it should call the navy seals to your house and have them break down your door and kill your pets. I feel like this would add that fourth wall immersion to the game that it was really missing before. If you like that then maybe we should also add something like the swat seal that swats your house and you get killed. I think that would be really cool.

            Minecraft Movie review copypasta

              Its a meme where people spamming this ironic review of Minecraft Movie (2025) on Google.

              Absolutely life changing. 


From the moment the opening scene lit up the screen, I knew A Minecraft Movie was going to be something truly special. As a longtime fan of the game, I went in with high hopes—but what I experienced was beyond anything I could have imagined. This film isn’t just a video game adaptation; it’s a love letter to the creativity, adventure, and endless possibilities that Minecraft represents. It’s a thrilling, heartwarming, and visually stunning journey that captures the essence of the game while telling a story that resonates with both die-hard fans and newcomers alike.

A Faithful Yet Fresh Take on the Minecraft Universe
One of my biggest worries was whether the movie would stay true to the spirit of Minecraft while still offering something new. I’m thrilled to say it absolutely does! The world-building is phenomenal—every blocky tree, every creeper lurking in the shadows, every sprawling biome feels like it was pulled straight from the game, yet expanded in ways that make the universe feel alive. The attention to detail is astounding, from the iconic sound effects (that "ssss" still terrifies me) to the way characters craft tools and build structures in real-time.

The story is a perfect blend of adventure, humor, and emotion. Without spoiling anything, it follows a group of unlikely heroes—some familiar faces and some new—as they embark on an epic quest to save their world from a looming threat. The pacing is fantastic, balancing intense action sequences with quieter, heartfelt moments that give the characters real depth. And yes, there are plenty of Easter eggs and references that will have fans grinning from ear to ear.

Stellar Voice Acting and Characters You’ll Love
The casting is spot-on. Every voice actor brings their character to life with so much personality and charm. Steve (played by an incredibly talented actor) is everything we hoped for—stoic yet expressive, brave yet relatable. The supporting cast, including a hilarious parrot sidekick and a surprisingly complex villain, adds so much flavor to the story. Even the mobs—zombies, skeletons, and of course, the ever-menacing Ender Dragon—are given moments to shine in ways that feel fresh and exciting.

Visual Spectacle – Blocky Beauty Brought to Life
The animation style is a perfect marriage of Minecraft’s signature blocky aesthetic and cinematic polish. The way light filters through leaves, water flows dynamically, and explosions send blocks flying is nothing short of breathtaking. The action sequences are fluid and exhilarating, especially a climactic battle that had me on the edge of my seat. And the Nether dimension? Absolutely stunning—vibrant, dangerous, and full of surprises.

A Soundtrack That Hits All the Right Notes
The music is a beautiful mix of nostalgic Minecraft melodies and sweeping orchestral pieces that elevate every scene. Hearing those iconic C418-inspired tunes reimagined with a full cinematic score gave me chills. The sound design, from the clinking of pickaxes to the roar of General Chungus, is immersive and perfectly crafted. Even the wonderful songs sung by Steve himself brought tears to my eyes.

I am Steve
Chicken Jockey
Flint and Steel!
THE NETHER
This is a CRAFTING TABLE
They love CRUSHING LOAF
ENDER PEARL
They're the VILLAGERS
Water bucket RELEASE
Steve's LAVA CHICKEN
COMING IN HOT!
Diamond armor FULL SET
As a child I yearned for the mines