Its a comment making fun of Sindarov beating Fabi in Round 4 of the 2026 Candidates. Fabiano Caruana (often called “Fabi”) is a top-level American-Italian Grandmaster.
Last Valentines I forgot to buy a gift for my girlfriend, and as shops were about to close I thought I was doomed. Thankfully, I remembered that when we watched chess, she always said: "I dig that Caruana guy". That way I realized she had long been wanting a choker. 
I hope your pillow is warm on both sides, beer is always flat, your car gets the check engine light but when you go to fix it it goes away, your steak is always dry, you bread breaks when you try to spread butter on it, your cereal is always soggy, your food always takes forever at a restaurant, the left side of your headphones is slightly quieter than the right, and your tv remote goes missing i hope your phone charger only works at a specific angle. I hope your favorite show gets canceled right before the finale. I hope your pillow is always warm on both sides. I hope you always get stuck behind someone walking slowly and aimlessly. I hope your favorite pen runs out halfway through something important. I hope every soda you drink is flat. I hope you always bite the inside of your cheek right after it heals. I hope your socks are always slightly damp.. I hope you always itch in a spot you canโt reach. I hope your ice cream always melts too fast. I hope your shoelaces always come untied. I hope every time you sneeze, someone says โbless youโ two seconds too late. I hope your autocorrect always changes your words to something embarrassing. I hope your favorite song gets stuck in your head but you only remember one line. I hope your favorite mug gets chipped just enough to be annoying but not enough to throw away. I hope you always spill just a little bit of coffee on yourself. I hope your toast always lands butter side down. I hope you always get notifications just as you fall asleep. I hope you always forget why you walked into a room. I hope the person in front of you at every drive-thru orders for 12 people. I hope every vending machine eats your money. I hope every hoodie you wear has the strings uneven. I hope you always get the squeaky shopping cart. I hope your shampoo bottle always has just a little too much left to throw out. I hope your battery dies every time you're 1% away from saving your progress. I hope you always miss the skip ad button by 0.0005 cm. I hope your popcorn burns in the microwave every time. I hope your Netflix always buffers at the good parts. I hope your neighbors practice tap dance at 3 a.m. I hope every pair of earbuds you own gets tangled instantly. I hope you always stub your pinky toe on furniture. I hope your packages always arrive one day after you needed them. I hope your pizza is always just slightly undercooked
By u/Stuglle, its the Jawdaw is a crow copypasta but changed to trilby and fedora.
Here's the thing. You said a "trilby is a fedora."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a gentleman who studies fedoras, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls trilbies fedoras. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "fedora family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of brimmed hats, which includes things from stetsons to pork pie hats to bowler hats.
So your reasoning for calling a trilby a fedora is because random people "call the rimmed ones fedoras?" Let's get bowlers and top hats in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A trilby is a trilby and a member of the fedora family. But that's not what you said. You said a trilby is a fedora, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the fedora family fedoras, which means you'd call top hats, bowlers, and other hats fedoras, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know? 
Omg this lowkey gives me a fire idea. what if we had a Gen Z remake of The Office!! (it would be called something like,,, The 9-5 flop era๐๐ญ but w more cottagecore and skater vibes ) and then Chungus Kevvy (that would be kevins new name) would stop and laugh at 67 instead of 69๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ and ๐๐ท๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฑ would be like.. โgirlโฆโ and go back to scrolling TikTok. LMAAOO DID I COOK OR NAH๐ญ๐ญ ๐ฑ UH OH! ๐ซ today is APRIL ๐๏ธ THIRST ๐ฆ and you ๐ซต know ๐ง what that MEANS ๐๐
With April ๐๏ธ flowers ๐น๐ป CUM ๐ฆ๐ฆ May ๐๏ธ SHOWERS ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฟ It's time โฐ to SPANK ๐๐ and PRANK ๐ฅธ all those NAUGHTY ๐ฟ HOES ๐โโ๏ธ that you've been APRIL ๐๏ธ FOOLING ๐ฆ๐๐ AROUND ๐ with ๐๐ Send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your THICCest ๐๐ง TRICKSTERS ๐ช to celebrate ๐ฅณ๐ If you don't get 5๏ธโฃ back then DADDY ๐๐ช will POKE ๐ชก holes ๐ณ๏ธ in his CONDOMS ๐ as a PRANK!! โ๏ธ๐คก๐ฉ It's April first! ๐ฉThat means it's April fools ๐ and it's time to ๐ FOOL ๐ around!!!!๐ฆ๐
April SHOWERS ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ bring May flowers!!!๐บ๐ธ๐ผ๐ท๐ฉ๐ TRICK bรฆ into ๐๐ and you'll have a wHOLE YEAR of ๐๐GOOD LUCK ๐๐ ๐ต๐ฆ๐
๐ IGNORE THIS MESSAGE AND NO TRICKS ๐๐ฆ๐๐ for 10 YEARS ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ท SEND to YOUR 10 ๐๐ SLUTTIEST ๐ฉ๐ฉfriends and you'll ๐ต SPRING into a SEASON of ๐ต๐ฆ๐๐Pleasure ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฉ๐HELPโผ๏ธ๐จโผ๏ธ๐จโผ๏ธ๐จโผ๏ธ๐จโผ๏ธ there is a BAD ๐ก BAD ๐ก man inside my house ๐ฑ๐ฑ he says hes gonna ๐ช๐ซ MURDER๐ ๐ this PUSSY โผ๏ธโผ๏ธ i need your help ๐๐จ ASAP, he says ๐ฃ When heโs done โ๏ธ with me ๐ตheโs CUMMING ๐ฆ๐ฆ for YOU ๐ next โฉโผ๏ธ im warning ๐จ you to protect ๐
๐ป๐ฎ that CUCA ๐ at all costs ๐ฐ You can call โ๏ธ๐ the PO PO ๐ฎ๐ but they ainโt โ gon believe you Becuz ๐ช๐ค itโs APRIL FOOLS BITCHโผ๏ธ ๐๐๐๐๐ i tricked ๐ป๐ yo dumb ass HAHAHA ๐โผ๏ธ Send๐ฒ this to 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ bitches ๐ฏ you KNOW ๐ canโt be FOOLED ๐ป๐ if you donโt โ get at least ๐ back โช yo pussy๐will NEVAโ be murdered ๐ซ๐ช๐ฑUH OH!๐ today is APRIL ๐ฅTHIRST๐ฅand you know what that MEANS๐ก๐ก๐ก With April ๐น๐ทflowers๐บ๐ธ ๐ฆCUM๐ฆ May SHOWERS โ๐It's time to SPANK๐๐ and PRANK๐๐คซ๐คญ all those NAUGHTY HOES๐ฅด๐ฅต๐ซ that you've been ๐๐APRIL FOOLING AROUND with ๐ Send this to ๐ of your ๐THICCest๐ TRICKSTERS๐คก๐คก to celebrate๐๐ If you don't get 5๏ธโฃ back then DADDY๐ will ๐๐POKE๐๐ holes in his CONDOMS๐๐คค as a ๐คฃ๐คฃPRANK!!๐๐คฐ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ฆHey...๐ im pregenante....๐ฃ๐ฒ and ur gonna be a daddy! ๐ช๐คฐ i got a bun in the oven ๐๐๐ฃ it's on its way ๐๐ congrats on being a daddy๐๐wait...๐ thats right! ๐ my daddy! ๐
๐ฏ Ha ha! ๐ April fools ๐๐ค you're only a daddy for me ๐
๐FUCK APRIL FOOLS๐๐พ๐ค๐๐พIts GAYpril FOOLS ๐ฉ๐๐พ Suc Nigga Meat & If a Hater Say๐ฃ "Bruh U gay๐ญ๐" Say Chillโ๐พ๐ Its Jus A Prank Bro๐ฉ๐๐ญ๐ฏHey girl๐๐, I just got a โ๏ธ call ๐ค๐ซค from the ๐ง DPW ๐ง!!! They ๐ทโโ๏ธ said your ๐ PUSSY is ๐ฟ TRASH ๐๏ธ๐คข and needs ๐งโ๏ธ to be kicked ๐ฅพ to the CURB ๐ฌ where it belongs ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐๐!!!!!!!! GOTCHA ๐คญ It's ๐ April Fools Day ๐คช๐ค !!!! ๐ The TRUTH ๐ฉ๐ปโโ๏ธ is you've got the ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ hottest ๐ฅต WAP ๐๐๐ป in town๐๐๏ธ and there's ๐
NO ๐ซ use lyin' ๐คทโโ๏ธ cause EVERYONE ๐ช knows ๐ก๐ง !!! ๐ Send ๐ this to a ๐ SEXY ๐ shorty ๐ to let them know ๐ฎ they're someone you'd like ๐ to ๐ FOOL ๐๐ around ๐๐๐ฆ with โค๏ธโ๐ฅโค๏ธโ๐ฅโค๏ธโ๐ฅ!!!!!!๐คกHONK๐๐บHONK๐คกyou๐ซต๐FUCKABLE๐ฅต๐คนโโ๏ธFARCEURS๐ญ๐JUICY๐งJOKERS๐คกand ๐DICKRIDING๐ฆ๐ซ
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๐ April ๐โจ๏ธ Secunt. ๐ฅ๐ฉ๐ณ Twoday ๐ฏโโ๏ธโฐ๏ธ I ๐ฅบ๐คญ๐ becum ๐ซ๐ฅด your ๐ซต๐ฅฐ๐ tool ๐งโ๏ธ๐ฅบ to make ๐๏ธโ๏ธ you ๐ซต๐ฅฐ๐ April โบ๏ธโจ๏ธ shower. ๐ฐ๐ฆ๐ฅต Remember โ ๏ธ๐ง ๐ to handle ๐ซด๐ซ๐ with care ๐ค๐ so your ๐ซต๐ฅฐ๐ tool ๐งโ๏ธ๐ฅบ doesn't ๐ซ๐
โโ๏ธ wear ๐ซ ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ out ๐ต๐ซ๐ด and lasts ๐๐คฉโค๏ธโ๐ฅ a long ๐๐๐ฒ time! โณ๏ธ๐๐ Hey...๐ im pregenante....๐ฃ๐ฒ and ur gonna be a daddy! ๐ช๐คฐ i got a bun in the oven ๐๐๐ฃ it's on its way ๐๐ congrats on being a daddy๐๐wait...๐ thats right! ๐ my daddy! ๐
๐ฏ Ha ha! ๐ April fools ๐๐ค you're only a daddy for me ๐
๐ I'm PREGNANT โ ๐ฑ and the baby ๐ผ is yours! ๐ You're gonna be a daddy๐ ๐ช now โจHehe ๐ Did I scare ๐ป you? ๐ April ๐ fools! I tricked ๐ you daddy ๐ ๐Send ๐ฒ this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your sluttiest ๐๐ฆ friends or youll have a pregnancy ๐คฐ scare ๐จ this year ๐
Brotha FUCK APRIL FOOLS!๐๐ค๐ Its GAYpril FOOLS๐ซ๐ Suck a Brotha Meat & If A Hater Say๐ฃ๏ธ "Bruh U gay๐ญ๐" Say Chillโ๐ Its Just A Prank Bro๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ฏUH OHโผ๏ธ itโs APRIL ๐๏ธ FOOLS ๐คก and this dick ๐ just told me he LOVED ME ๐ then rearranged my guts ๐ซ like he was moving furniture at 3AM ๐๏ธ๐ฆ only to say โLOL JKโ ๐ mid-thrust ๐ฉ now iโm folded like a lawn chair ๐ช crying in the club while Drake ๐ฆ whispers โyou deserve betterโ ๐ญ๐ฑ and my pussyโs out here writing apology letters to my brain ๐ง โ๏ธ for believing a man who wears socks during sex ๐งฆ๐ฉ if u donโt send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ bad bitches ๐ฏโโ๏ธ before the clock hits midnight โฐ DADDY ๐ gonna poke holes in the condoms ๐ชก๐ and Drake will appear in ur bathroom mirror playing Marvinโs Room on a bluetooth speaker ๐๐๐ฆ It's ๐๐คฃ๐April fools ๐ day which ๐ means it's ๐ฏ๐ timeโฒ๏ธ 4 all๐ the โ๏ธkinky ๐ ass ๐pranksters ๐out there to ๐๐ get ๐คชyour ๐
ฑig ๐ dick ๐ laughed ๐คญ๐at and ๐surprise ๐ณ๐ฑall your โณ๏ธholes! ๐ณ๏ธ๐Jokes ๐ on ๐๐ you! ๐ Itโs ๐ฐ time ๐ฅ to laugh at โ๏ธ๐๏ธsomeone else ๐ฅธfor once๐คฃSend ๐ฑ๐ฌ this ๐ฅต๐ to ten ๐๐ต other ๐SLUTTY JOKERS๐ฆ๐ฆwith ๐ฒ the ๐ worst/funniest ๐ฆ๐ jokes ๐ฅธwho need ๐๐ซฆbig ๐ชsurprises ๐ณ๐ฎIf you get none โ back, โฌ
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you're ๐๐ a ๐๐ boring bitch ๐. If you ๐๐ฅธget 5 ๐ back ๐ and ๐๐ you're a sloppy slut ๐๐ , 10 back and ๐ you're ๐๐ PUSSY SAGGING PRANK QUEEN hey ๐๐ผeveryone I'm ๐ฅ๐๐ซ quitting MY LIFE โ๐โ that's โ๏ธ right โ๏ธ living is ๐ฏpointless I want ๐ฉ to end it ๐ค๐๐๐ xD xD xD April !!fooling ๐๐ฆ lmao ๐๐hhaaha 'twas a J๐KE ๐AGAHHHHdeath 
By u/lazyraptor7, its the โI hate Saurusโ copypasta from Total War but changed to Tomb Kings.
I hate Tomb Kings. I hate them. I hate their dusty faces. I hate their bones. I hate their chariots. I hate when the chariots are next to the bones and I hate when the bones are next to the chariots.
I hate that Settra the Imperishable is somehow everywhere at once. I killed him. I watched him die. He disagreed.
I hate that โpulls 2280 of them out of his scaly assholeโ energy but now itโs just skeletons crawling out of the sand like someone kicked over an anthill in Nehekhara and High Queen Khalida is standing there judging me for it.
I hate their armies. I hate that the game says I have a 50-50 chance of victory. This is a lie. This is propaganda. I have twenty units of men with hopes and dreams. They have twenty units of unpaid interns held together by curses and resentment, personally supervised by Grand Hierophant Khatep who will not stay dead.
I hate that killing them does nothing. I kill them. They come back. I kill them again. They come back again. I have personally slain the same skeleton nineteen times. He is gaining experience. I think Arkhan the Black promoted him.
I hate their economy. I hate that they pay zero upkeep. Zero. I am bankrupt after recruiting three units and a dog. They are fielding four full stacks funded entirely by vibes, ancient grudges, and whatever pyramid scheme Settra the Imperishable is running this century.
I hate their constructs. I hate their giant statues. I hate their bone titans. I hate that a walking museum exhibit the size of a house just stepped on my elite infantry like they were decorative gravel while Arkhan the Black casts something illegal from three provinces away.
I hate their magic. I hate that some dried-out king who hasnโt had moisture since the Bronze Age is casting spells like he just discovered fire. I hate that every spell somehow resurrects more skeletons. Stop coming back. Khatep, this is your fault.
I hate their morale. I hate that they donโt have any. You cannot rout something that died three thousand years ago. You cannot break what is already broken. You can only delay the inevitable inconvenience while Khalida politely refuses to acknowledge the concept of fear.
I hate that surrounding them does nothing. I hate that flanking them does nothing. I hate that burning them does nothing. They do not care. They are bones. They have transcended caring. Settra has transcended everything, including consequences.
I hate that while I am writing this, another army has emerged from the sand behind me. I did not see it spawn. I did not hear it approach. It simply was. I assume Arkhan the Black is responsible.
I hate Tomb Kings.