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How to grind my junk (respectfully) on a ladies trunk?
So I go to raves solo fairly often, as I’m Pringle, but I like to get down and I shake my little ass all night. Ironically though I’m very shy and I give people a wide berth most times. However, every now and then a slick lil mama will sort of position herself near me, like right on me sort of egging me on, like her friends will be behind me and say “I know you want to(?) and when I just keep to myself she moves away and laughs with her friends about how I’m a pussy that wouldn’t go for it. So how can I make that leap? I don’t wanna be all “umm excuse me miss, you seem to be very near my penis” but I also don’t wanna be out here grabbing cat. So tell me, how can I be smooth with it?
Edit: For more context, last night was a dubstep show and at one point a pit opened up and one of the ladies that was kind of dancing on me from before picked me out from across the pit and full on tackled me! I thought “oh my goodness what are these feelings? Who is this person? I love you” and then the pit closed and she was gone :( what then, huh??
Edit edit: if girl from rave last night is reading this…flutters eyelashes blows kiss
Started from someone’s FB post about the sex scene between Mark and Eve in the finale of Invincible S3. The comment became a meme and fans has adapted it to various other characters in show.
When I saw this scene in the last episode of Invincible, I felt an envy I couldn't control… Seeing such a beautiful woman with that gaze, wanting to feel the whole being of someone like Mark, filled me with rage… I deserve someone like that too, someone who looks at me with those eyes and wants to give me all the love possible, just look… Just tell me you don't feel envy or something in this scene? I'm not criticizing Mark; he seems like a great guy, but I don't know, Eve deserves someone better, someone like me.
Its a crashout from the Acheron mains sub where some players still refuses to pull for Jiaoqiu even though he is by far her best support character.
hey Jiaoqiu, heard you were good for Acheron... should I pull you or her light co-" HOW ABOUT I PULL THE TRIGGER HUH? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME? IS THIS ALL IT TAKES? IM SICK OF EVERYONE THINKING THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME, FEIXIAO TELLS ME "babe is not that deep" BUT IT IS THAT DEEP, Moze says "hey dude chill it's okay, I'm a sidegrade for topaz, and I'm doing fine" YOU ANSWERED YOURSELF, YOU ARE A SIDEGRADE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THAT WAY, I AIN'T NO SIDEGRADE, I SUPPOSED TO BE THE BETTER OPTION! THEN THIS GUY SUNDAY WALKS IN AND SAYS "hey it's okay, I was supposed to be castorice BiS support but that didn't happen, I understand your pain" NO YOU DON'T, YOU STILL HAVE ROOM FOR IMPROVED, THERE A LOTS OF REMEMBRANCE UNITS TO COME! MEANWHILE I WAS BORN WITH A SIGLE PURPOSE BUT PEOPLE WON'T LET ME FULFIL IT...FOR THE LOVE OF LAN, I CAN TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣤⣤⡀⠀⣠⣼⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⢯⡿⠿⢤⡀⠀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡝⠀⠀⠀⠈⠸⠗⠽⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⢆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣴⣷⣧⣤⡀⢰⣷⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡝⣴⣿⣿⣿⣯⣍⠀⠈⡌⡟⠛⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠣⣺⣗⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣟⣝⢻⡿⠟⣻⡟⠋⠉⢋⡟⣷⠎⣄⢁⠊⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⡀⣿⡧⠀⡴⡾⠰⠁⢙⣦⣭⣼⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣾⣄⣿⣿⣾⣆⣤⣖⣠⣾⡗⣾⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠤⣠⣶⣝⣿⣿⣿⣿⡛⠑⢩⣿⡿⠓⠛⠉⣁⢎⣮⣰⣿⣏⢶⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣷⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡓⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⣀⣷⢿⣿⣿⣿⠩⢙⣯⣗⣎⣭⣲⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣯⣽⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⡶⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣩⠀⠄⠰⠍⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣭⠁⠈⠙⢻⣋⣹⠐⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣖⠁⡀⠀⠓⢣⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⠾⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠹⢁⠑⠀⡘⡿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢂⣄⡀⠘⣳⡆⠀⠀ ⣼⣷⣏⣠⣌⣨⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠋⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢣⣈⠁⢃⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣖⠎⠁⠀⠁⡸⡀⠀ ⣿⣿⡿⣿⣯⡿⢵⣿⣿⣿⡶⢆⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣗⠑⠈⠁⡹⣿⠻⣿⣿⣷⣵⣦⣤⠊⠁⠀ ⠹⣿⣯⣽⣿⣾⣷⡟⠙⠻⢯⠋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠙⠨⢔⠅⣿⡀⠈⣻⣿⣿⡇⠑⠫⠑⡄ ⠀⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿⡟⠻⢦⣤⠃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡋⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣞⣣⢴⢺⣿⡇⢠⣿⣿⣿⠂⠂⠀⠃⢡ ⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡿⢿⣤⣤⡜⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡋⡷⡂⢀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⣗⣿⣓⣾⣿⠇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣧⠠⠀⢲⣸ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⣦⣖⡺⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣵⠐⡈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣷⣝⣄⣿⣿⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⠊⠀⠀⣢⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⡻⢹⣿⠇⠀⠘⣿⣿⣷⣷⣥⣄⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⡟⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢗⣽⣾⣯⡄⠀⢀⣾⠿⡟⢿⢟⣋⠁⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣧⣤⣤⣄⣠⡤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣟⢁⢸⠁⠤⣣⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⢦⠜⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠈⠀⠨⢪⢁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣷⡟⡠⡷⠁⢂⠧⢹⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣿⣇⣽⡇⣠⣾⢹⡎⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠥⠓⠊⠝⣻⣿⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡿⡿⠟⢑⣾⠀⠈⠛⠓⠚⠛⠚⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡊⢀⠀⠀⠐⣿⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡿⠉⢠⢁⡀⠼⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⡿⢒⡐⣄⣴⡿⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⢀⠀⠀⢀⣭⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡿⢾⠿⢿⡾⠁⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⠷⠿⡾⣾⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣽⣿⣿⣿⣇⣠⣴⡎⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣾⡅⣌⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⢏⠉⠉⢹⢷⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡏⠁⠀⠪⣱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠧⠀⠀⣺⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⢄⠀⠄⠌⡉⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡃⠀⡀⠀⢠⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡄⠗⠀⢀⣸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣷⢞⡔⠀⠺⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣧⡂⢀⠴⣶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⠇⠀⢠⣃⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡟⣏⢀⣹⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⠒⢿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣷⠚⢳⣾⣦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣶⣾⣥⡾⣿⠟⣫⣾⣿⣿⣄⣤⣿⣿⠀⠀⡼⣾⣿⣩⣿⣿⣷⣹⣿⡿⢮⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣯⣸⣿⣿⡿⢉⣀⢹⣿⣿⣧⣾⣿⣯⣽⣿⣿⣿⠇⠉⣿⣧⣦⣱⡵⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡺⢼⣿⣿⣗⡊⣘⣹⡛⢋⣿⣿⣟⠪⢻⣿⣿⣿⠂⠧⣽⣿⣧⠁⠀⣟⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠀⠉⠉⠛⠓⠒⠒⠚⠁⠈⠛⠻⠧⠤⠛⠛⠿⠯⠿⠬⠞⠛⠻⠭⠝⠓⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
🪦 RIP 💀 to FREAKY 🫦 POPE ✝️ FRANCIS 👴 who partied 💃 too hard 🍆 👀 this 4️⃣ /2️⃣ 0️⃣ 🌬️ 🌿 and got too LIT 🚬 on EASTER 🐰 and has sadly pASSed 🍑 on 🪦 from this life 🌎 at 8️⃣ 8️⃣ years old 👴 Now ‼️ he can sanctify ✝️ some SLUTS 👧 up ⬆️ in heaven 👼 with his 👀 side 👀 piece ❤️ JESUS 🙇♂️ CHRIST ✝️ He 🧑 will be fondlingly 🥵 remembered 🤔 as the FREAKIEST 😈 pope 😫 who NEVER 🚫 touched 👐 little boys 🧒 AND ‼️ made sure 💡 to show 🔍 LOVE ❤️ to everyone 🏳️🌈 around 🍑 the world 🌎 So get 👐 your bread 🍞 and eat 🤤 the BUSSY 🍑 of Christ ✝️ and drink 🤤 some cummy 💦 wine 🍷 for CUMMUNION 💦 💦 to ensure 🙏 your pASSage 🍑 to heaven 👼 with good 🤗 ole' FRANCIS 👴 Send 💌 this to ➡️ your 🔟 most ✝️ CHRISTLY 👼 CUNTS 👭 and if you 🫵 get 0️⃣ back 🍑 you're 🫵 a 👹 HEAVENLESS 👿 WHORE 🍆 👅 if you 🫵 get 5️⃣ back ⬅️ you're 🫵 a NAUGHTY 🥵 LITTLE 🤏 ALTER 🕺 BOY 😳 and if you 🫵 get 🔟 back you're 😜 a REAL 🔥 SPIRITUAL ✝️ SLUT 💦 ‼️ 💃🏼DIVA DOWN⬇️💃🏼‼️ the world’s first 🌎😤🥇BIG BOOTY LATINA POPE 🍑✝️has DIED💀💀💀 JDick Vance👿KILLED our LGBT+🏳️🌈 ICON on Easter Monday😭🐣🐰🗿 at 8️⃣8️⃣ years young👶🙏by giving his HOLY PENIS🍆✝️a stroke🤤may his CARDINAL COCK rest now in heavan🕊️☁️✨☁️let’s all light up 🔥 our frankincense and myrrh😉🍃💨in his honor😔 send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your CUNTIEST 💁🏼♀️💅🏻 HOLE-Y SERVANTS🕳️😩 if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back🔙you’ll be singing HYMS all night😩🎵😩 GET READY FOR THE 🫦 CUM-CLAVE ✝️ YOU POPE 🙏 🙏 PUSSY POPPIN PEOPLE, CAUSE THIS HEAVenly 😇😇 DIVA 💃 GOT DICKED 💦 DOWN BY DADDY DRUGGIE 🚬 JD VANCE 💯 POPE FRANKY 🥵🥵🥵 DID HIS FINAL 🕰️ DEATH DROP 👠 💀 STRAIGHT 🏳️🌈 TO THE PERVY 💦💦 GATES BUT NOT ✋ BEFORE HE RESCUED HIS HOLY 🧎 🧎 SUCKIN 👅 SON JESUS 🔥🔥 FROM DAT CAVE TO BLAZE IT 🍁 🍁 ONE FREAKY 💨 FINAL TIME! BITCHES ‼️ BETTER BE ON THE LUSTY 😜😜 LOOKOUT 🔎 FOR THAT SMOKE 💨 WHITER THAN GODS ✝️ HOLY 🧎 BLEACHED HOLE 🕳️ CAUSE YOU KNOW THATS WHEN THE CUNTY CATHOLICS 🙏 HAVE A NEW CUMMUNICATOR 😩 🥵 GOD SEND 1️⃣0️⃣🌟 PERKY PRAYERS 💗🙏 TO YOUR CLOSEST CONCLAVE SLUTS 👯🫂 TO AVOID BEING DICKED 💯 AND DAMNED TO HELL 🫦 🔥🥵IF YOU 🫵 GET 5️⃣ ASS FILLED AMENS 💯 BACK YOURE A GODLY GAGGER ‼️ 🌟 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK 🔙 AND YOU ARE SERVING 💃👅 CUMMUNION 🍞 💦& CHRIST, SHOUT IT FROM THE MOUNTAIN 🏔️ TOPS [AND BOTTOMS ;) ] 🏳️🌈 🏳️🌈 🏳️🌈 🔥 HOLY SMOKES 💨💨💔 Pope Francis 💔👴 has RIPPED it 🔥😵 the day after 🌅 EASTER 🐣🐇 and right after 4/20 🌿🌿💨and is now basking in that heavenly HIGH 🌤️💨💨
Give us this DANK 👃our daily BUD🌿, and forgive us our mids 🖕 as we forgive our reggies🙅♂️. Those Catholics get wild 🥳🍑 after mASS, 🏰💫. But honestly, who knew the POPE 🍷 would turn to that BURNING 🔥 BUSH 🌿💥for those heavenly ELEVATIONS? 🛗 After dropping the 🙌🏾 “Hallelujah,” he shifted to “HIGHlelujah” 🍁🌀! Did he take a little too much holy smoke? 💨💨💨 They say that PAPA 👨👦 Francesco took a BIBLICAL ✝️📜 hit off of a CROSS-JOINT ✝️🚬, got the MUNCHIES 🍟and was spotted by SISTER 👩 MARY 🧕 JANE chowing down 👄🍞 on the communion wafers! Homeboy was LITurgically 📜✝️ LIFTED 🛗🏋️.
VatiCANNABIS officials 🚨👮 are SHOCKED 🤯🌪️, claiming he died from an OVERDOSE of the BLESSED BUD 🙏🌲, that HOLY HERB, 🌿 the IMMACULATE INHALATION, 🚬💨😤that PENTACOSTAL PUNCH, 🤜the KUSH 🇦🇫 of CHRIST ✝️, the LevitiKUSH, the Canaan-bis ✡️, and now he’s chilling with the big J🐐 in the sky ☁️💨, banging on the heavenly gates, asking Saint Peter, “Who’s got that BUD for me?” 🍃🌈👅🍷✝️💦 Well, he sure ain't ROLLING🚬 🧻any more blunts 😅🍂💨 🔥 now that he's ROLLING in the grave ⚰️🪦.
Rest 💤😪 easy, Papa Francesco. We'll all get as STONED 🪨🗿 as SAINT ⚜️ STEPHEN ✝️🪦down here in your honor. And remember big guy, it's easier for a camel to PUFF 💨 PUFF 💨 PASS through the eye 👀 of a needle 🪡than for a rich man 💲💰💸to enter the kingdom of God.P🅾️PE FRANCIS ✝️💀💒 THE H🅾️LY DILF 🧎♂️🍷 OF THE VA✝️ICAN 😩🍷👅 JUST ASCENDED ON EAS✝️ER M🅾️NDAY 🐣🚀🔥 AFTER 8️⃣8️⃣ YEARS OF SLAYING 😈 THE SINNERS AND 🙏 BLESSING 🙏 THE BADDIES 🤭💅💋 THIS MAN DIDN’✝️ JUST PRAY 🙏 HE PURRRRED 😼📿 HE WAS OUT HERE ORDAINING H🅾️ES 💦🧎♀️🧎♀️👠💒 AND BREAKING ✝️RADITIONALIST BACKS 🍑💥 WITH HIS THICC 🍑🍆🧁 LA✝️IN MASS A✝️✝️ITUDE 🇦🇷🛐 HE WASN’T JUST H🅾️LY — HE WAS H🅾️RNY F🅾️R H🅾️PE 🫦😇💅 NOW HE’S FLOATING UPWARD 🕊️🚀 WINKING 😏 AT THE S🅰️IN✝️S 👼👼 AND GIVING GAWD A LITTLE HIP ACTION 🕺🔥 THIS MAN DIDN’T JUST BREAK ⛓️💔✝️RADITION, HE BENT THAT 💩OVER THE A✝️L🅰️R 😳🍷😇 SLURPING 💦💦 DOWN S🅾️CIAL JUS✝️ICE LIKE COMMUNION WINE 🍷🫦💅 HE HAD THE VA✝️ICAN 💒💒 WALKING FUNNY ♿️🧎♂️ FROM ALL ✝️H🅰️✝️ PR🅾️GRESS HE WAS LAYIN DOWN 🔥🍆👼💒 🍑💦✝️HIS MAN WAS BLESSING THEYS 🏳️🌈 THE GAYS👨❤️💋👨👩❤️👩🏳️⚧️ ⚧️ AND ✝️HE GIRLIES 💃 👯♀️💁♀️ALIKE AND YOU KNEW DAT 👁️🫣CONTACT WITH HIS ✝️ENDER EYES 👀😇FEELING ✝️HE HOLY SPIRI✝️ IN YA GUT 😵💫🔥💦😩😩 HE’S IN HEAVEN ☁️🕊️🥰NOW SIPPIN’ 🍾🍷 C🅾️MMUNI🅾️N WINE 🥴 WHILE ST. PETER TWERKS 🧁🍑🕺IN ✝️HE CORNER 👼💃🥵 SEND ✝️HIS ✝️🅾️ 8️⃣8️⃣ 🅱️LESSED H🅾️ES 💄💋 IF YOU GET 6️⃣ BACK — Y🅾️U’RE A VA✝️ICAN VIXEN 🥵🥵😈 IF Y🅾️U GET 1️⃣0️⃣ — THE NEXT NAS✝️Y P🅾️PE 🍷🧎♂️🍆 GET 8️⃣8️⃣ AND THE H🅾️LY 👻👻 HIMSELF GIVES Y🅾️U A SPIRI✝️UAL LAP💃🔥⛪ BUT IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK 😱😳😳Y🅾️U’RE GETTING ❌COMMUNICA✝️ED ❌✝️ WITH N🅾️ LUBE 🥵🩸🫣🍑 HOLY 💒 SMOKES 🚬 Pope Francis has left the Vatican 🍆💦 for the pearly gates 👼🍑 May he be Silver Hammered 🤪🍻🍾 in HOEven✨😇🌤️ Our blessed 🙏 PAPI POPE 👴💍 has ascended ⬆️💔😭 Thy Kingdom Cum 💦 Thy will be done 🙏Rest In PEACE Mr. Francis of ASSisi🕊️✝️🍑Rumor has it 🙈 JD's secret plan 🤫💡 was to turn the Vatican 🏛️ into a vaccination factory 🏭💉➡️BLESSED by the Pope 😇✨ Send this to 12 of your most SINFUL 😈🔥 disciples 📜—if you get 0️⃣ back, you’re doomed to a four hundred twenty Hail Marys 😵🙏🧎♂️➡️; if you get 6️⃣ back, your’re a HOLY HOE 🙏💋; and if you get 1️⃣2️⃣ back, you’re gonna be the next SLAYnt 💒📿of the 💁♀️🌈 SIStine CHAPPELL 🤪🎉🍾👯 HOLY 💒 SMOKES 🚬, Pope Francis has left the Vatican 🍆💦 for the pearly gates 🍑✨! Our blessed 🙏 PAPI POPE 👴💍 has ASCENDED ⬆️ to the big bedroom in the sky 🌤️🛌, leaving us sinners 😈 to mourn his heavenly DICKparture 🍆👋! Word is he BLESSED 🍾💦 the angels 😇 with his sacred STAFF 🍆✝️ one last time before he came 💦 to rest! Now he’s getting NAUGHTY 🙊 with the saints 👼, probably CONFESSING 😏 all his DIRTY little secrets 🤫 in the ultimate ORGY of eternity 🎉🍑🍆! Send this to 12 of your most SINFUL 😈🔥 disciples 📜—if you get 0️⃣ back, you’re doomed to a celibate afterlife 🚫💦; if you get 6️⃣ back, you’re a HOLY HOE 🙏💋; and if you get 1️⃣2️⃣ back, you’re gonna be BAPTIZED 🌊 in heavenly CREAM 💦 all night long! 🌙✨It was Easter Sunday. The air smelled like incense, old books, and divine foreboding 📖🌫️🕯️
Enter: 🔁 JD VANCE — Vice 🗜 President. 🇺🇲👔 Couch 😁😆 Owner. Ohio’s horniest 😫😫 trad larva. 🛋️🦞🇺🇸 He 👨 strolled into 🔝⚠️ the Vatican 🇺🇦 like 🍂 it was a Cracker ⚡ Barrel 🛢️ gift 👀 shop 👞💒🍳 Wearing 👕👙 khakis that 💬 clung to his 👋 thighs 🦵🦵 like ☀️ evangelical guilt 👖😰 Holding 👫 a copy 👌📝 of Hillbilly Elegy like 😼 it was a relic from 👉🙃 the Book 📕📚 of Revelation 💡 📕🔥
The Pope, 88 years old and full of grace, extended a trembling hand 🤲👴 JD grabbed it — firm but needy — and whispered:
“Your Holiness… I believe the West can only be saved through fertility, masculinity, and used furniture.” 💦👨👩👧👦🛋️💀
THE POPE’S SOUL EXITED HIS BODY IMMEDIATELY. IN LATIN. 🚨👻🏃♂️💒🩺📉
Monks screamed. Nuns wept. The Swiss Guard drew their halberds but were too late. THE COUCH HAD BEEN SUMMONED. Wheezing, groaning, wrapped in thrift-store upholstery and MAGA pheromones 🛋️😈🧃🇺🇸
JD sat. LEGS SPREAD. SWEATING THROUGH THE SHIRT. MUTTERING ABOUT COAL MINERS AND FAMILY VALUES 🦵🛋️🦵💧🪨👨👦
The Pope’s final breath formed a single word:
“Cringe…” 👴💨🕯️
Then he died. Dead from secondhand vibe exposure. Canonically. 📜💀💦
JD moaned softly and tweeted:
“Just had a productive meeting with His Holiness. Felt a great disturbance in the globalist force.” 📱🧠👁️
The couch began to glow. Peter Thiel’s disembodied voice echoed from inside the Sistine Chapel:
“Good. Good, my slippery little trad egg…” 👨💼🧫🗣️🎨
IF YOU DON’T SEND THIS TO 88 PEOPLE IN 8 MINUTES: • JD Vance will appear in your bedroom mirror and explain birth rates while stroking a rosary 🪞📈🧎♂️ • The Pope will die again — and this time he’ll take Vatican WiFi with him 📶💥💀 • Your couch will start whispering “Ben Shapiro…” every time you sit down 🛋️👂🐀
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