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Stop Calling My Team Spooky

    It an old copypasta from r/nba about the Minnesota Timberwolves back in 2016.

    Stop Calling My Team Spooky

I'm fucking sick of it. I'm sick of going into every thread and seeing countless people telling me to relax because my team "is so spooky"..

There is nothing fucking spooky about a team that blows a 12 point lead in the last two minutes...

There is nothing fucking spooky about a team that is on pace for FEWER wins than they had last season with a FUCKING SAM MITCHELL COACHED TEAM.

There is NOTHING FUCKING SPOOKY ABOUT A TEAM THAT COLLAPSES MORE THAN THE CUSTOMERS OF LIFE ALERT

But I have to go into every FUCKING single thread in this sub about my team and listen to countless people tell me to calm down because dude you're team is so spooky bra

No stfu YOU DONT TELL ME HOW TO FEEL. My team hasn't made the FUCKING PLAYOFFS SINCE 2004. I've heard this rebuilding term thrown around for a FUCKING decade so don't even talk to me about trusting some goddamn process Philly fans I'm sick of my team

When I die I want the Timberwolves to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one more time

AND ITS FUCKING -12 RIGHT NOW THIS GODDAMN STATE

    I learned to stop worrying about Aphelios by just playing Mundo

      By u/Tortious_Tortoise, its satire on how the average Mundo mains mind works in LoL.

      I learned to stop worrying about Aphelios by just playing Mundo

I'm a simple man with simple pleasures. After a long day on the ranch, I pour myself a tall glass of milk, huff some paint, and log on to the Dell I got for Christmas in 2006 with Windows XP to play some League of Legends.

The client needs to patch. That's fine. I reheat a bowl of beans and lard for supper, and it's already at 13% by the time I get back, well ahead of schedule. I huff some more paint to pass the time, and oh boy does it pass. The client is ready to go by 7:30. Everybody keeps saying it's laggy, but I don't notice any difference from usual. Maybe I'm just too intelligent, or maybe the paint is finally doing its job.

I queue up solo - normal blind pick of course. The queue pops, and Clippy asks me if I want help selecting my champion. Not now not ever, I think boastfully at the cartoon paper clip. I lock in Dr. Munro. My teammates pick Shaco and all the others pick hot anime girls. I take one last good long huff to get ready for the game, and in we go.

The first thing I notice is that their team doesn't have a dt Munford. Free win then. I go top lane. I always go top lane. They have a Aatrod. Pathetic. I hit the minions. I miss some crepes bc I have 450 ping. Aatrox tries ro hit me but I heal up bc I'm drMindoro.

Midgame I have sunfire and I tp botlane to gank. They have thst new champ Aphelios shootijg weird bubble guns at me. There's a tirret or sometbjng? Idk anuway I kill him by running at his face pressing e amd right clicking him to death. I miss all three cleavers I throw. It doesn't matter.

20 min latr a D really stsrting to feel the paint. I have sjnfire warmogd spirit vosage and tp to baroj for teamfigyt. Aphekios knows he's dead as soon as tp channle starts. He tries to get away by rooting me or sokething? Idk anyway I press ult and run him down. I forgot ti buy boots. It doesnt matter. I get four kills by pressijg e and right ckickijg with my w on. Thst bitch Lux stole my penta.

Game ocer. Another win for Dr mubdo. So in concolustn, hello fellow summoner. This you should just play mondarb against aphelios. He kill gun guy good. Thank you. Thank you. If you kill gun man, anime grliss hot. they'll be lower son. The Dr mildew play is right thing to do. So doooooo

      FINE, I ADMIT IT!!!! I DON’T KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS!!!

        ALRIGHT, YOU WANNA KNOW?!?! FINE, I ADMIT IT!!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS!!!! HE ERASES TIME, BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?! IF YOU ERASE TIME, THEN SHOULDN'T IT NOT BE THERE?!?!?! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?! WHAT DOES HE MEAN HE "ERASES TIME"?!?!?! HE ERASES TIME BUT STUFF STILL HAPPENS IN IT!!!!! HOW DOES HE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN IT WHEN HE ERASES IT?!?!?!?! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME!!!!!! YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME!!!!!!!!! FINE, YOU CAN FREEZE TIME AND YOU CAN TURN BACK TIME, BUT YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!! THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, IF YOU ERASE TIME NOTHING HAPPENS IN IT!!!! I DON'T KNOW!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE TELL ME!!!!!!! SOMEONE TELL ME HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS, I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!! I NEED TO KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS, PLEASE!!!!!!! PLEASE JUST TELL ME!!!!! I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!! SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT!!!!!! IT'S CONFUSING, I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!! HOW DOES KING CRIMSON WOOOORRRK?!?!?!?! HOW DOES IT WOOOORRRRRRRK?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHY DOES KING CRIMSON WORK PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME I NEED TO KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WOOOORRRRRKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

        Hei will die. But his soul will choose to go back in time, the time when he was happiest

          It an old classic fan fiction interpretation of the love triangle in Darker than Black.

          Hei will die. But his soul will choose to go back in time, the time when he was happiest, and he will be at season 1 first episode. Suou who loves Hei wants to be with him too and wants to be in a time when Hei'd love her, but since he already loves Yin she'll go back in time before Hei is born, and become his mother.

          Mark Hunt

            Mark Hunt reciting his own copypasta

            MMA fighter Mark Hunt is infamous for having internet tantrums in the comments and fans often reuse them as a joke/copypasta.

            How bout u go an fuck off my page then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about looking good who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here
            that's funny coming from a juicy little slut like u would love u to say anything to my face fucken cheating little betch u another steroid usin bitch look at your pathetic bitch ass
            Always this lil rodent talking shit how about fighting without steroids u lil cunt cheater once u take away this lil bitches steroids he be like all the rest worthless 😂😂😂😂 @Jon Jones rodent rat cheater that's u boi 😜😜😜😜😜😜 u and that scum company protecting your cheating ass @ufc
            daddy doesnt have a job anymore cause daddy sticks needles in his stupid ass 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 have fun working at the petrol station u ratfuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 
            the only thing u are good at these days u lil bitch is sticking needles in yo punk ass u bitch fact is u are a weak ass short cut taker like the rest of yo bitch ass friends lil dick lesnar @werdum @wandfc and the rest of these pussies who cheat cheating ass lil pig oink oink motherfucker
            “I’m disappointed that I have been withdrawn from the fight, I have passed all medicals 2 days ago, and spent 100,000 on camp. The truth is the legal case I have filed has caused me to be withdrawn. The interview has been taken out of context and I want to reassure all my fans, I slur my words only when I have a drink. I’m fit and healthy, and would have understood if the UFC requested a medical to ensure my safety, however this is total bullshit fuck you Dana, you’ve always hated me you dog”
            😂😂😂😂😂😂😂more steroids injected in the ass than any other champion only champion to take and shit under the octagon while hiding from usada 🤣🤣🤣 u said it crazyyttt stats 😂😂😂😂😂
            Sik of this rat company up on my feed all they do is promote steroid using rats like this loser listen up it’s the world heavyweight title of a worthless rubbish belt worth nothing u got a steroid using rodent who runs over pregnant women and hides under the octagon when usada is trying to drug test this rodent ufc =joke belt the only thing u are the world champion of is being exploited 😊 that’s why @ufc will never be credible because they have rodents like this being considered GOAT #aliact and dasseeeiiitt 😊
            how about I hog tie u to the back of my electric bike and drag u along the road till u have no skin on yo bitch ass 😂😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜

            What the fuck did you just fucking say about Timothée Chalamet, you little bitch?

              Its the Navy Seals copypasta but changed to Timothée Chalamet the actor.

              What the fuck did you just fucking say about Timothée Chalamet, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in The Juilliard School, and I've been involved in numerous secret off-off-broadway plays in Greenwich Village, and I have over 300 confirmed ticket sales. I am trained in Stanislavski’s system and I'm the top method actor in the entire New York underground theater scene. You are nothing to me but just another critic. I will act you the fuck out with commitment the likes of which has never been seen before on this stage, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the trades? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of out-of-work actors across the USA and your resumé is being mocked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your career. You're fucking unbookable, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime (I’m unemployed), and I can perform mime-improv in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in jazz, ballet, tap, and modern but I have access to the entire alumni of The Actors Studio and I will use it to its full extent to put on a full-scale Sondheim musical production, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" review in the New York Post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking typewriter. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price of New York theater admission, you goddamn idiot. I will memory-recall fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking blacklisted, kiddo.

              Timothee chamalet at a restaurant

              Its the Shawn Michaels copypasta but changed to Timothee Chalamet.

              I met Timothee chamalet at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Timothee shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big Tim fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” He was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Timothee and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.