I couldn’t name one jpegmafia song. Not one.
I couldn’t name one jpegmafia song. Not one.
Dude just needs relevancy.
Edit: looks like I triggered a bunch of incels 🤣 #incelmafia you say? You are playing Mario Kart World.
Wake up babe, new Mario Kart World copypasta just dropped by u/SuperPapernick.
You are playing Mario Kart World.
The race was hard fought, but you made it to first place in the final lap. The race is almost over and your lead is commanding. You see a blue shell approaching, but you are not worried. "I have a Super Horn, I'm safe" you think to yourself as you watch a ghost rip it from your hands and laugh in your face. The finish line is in sight. You get hit by the blue shell. Followed by a red shell. And another red shell. And another red shell. You finish 15th.
You are playing Mario Kart World.
Finally, after 11 attempts trying to 3-star Heart Rally at 150 cc, you maintained a lead through the whole race, at every checkpoint. It is the final lap. You drove like a pro using Bowser, the fastest character in the game, driving the fastest car available with 20 coins. All your drift and jump boosts were optimal, your racing line immaculate. You took every shortcut. You can see the finish line approaching. "Finally, my practice, perseverance and skilled driving payed off" you think to yourself as you helplessly watch a tiny AI controlled baby, driving a motorized boom box, overtake you on the final straight despite the stat discrepancy and your top speed. You'll have to try again, you think, as you hold in a scream of frustration.
You are playing Mario Kart World.
The race begins, you intentionally do not boost-start. You purposely hang back in 24th place, rerolling items until you get a golden mushroom and a bullet bill. You don't touch the R-button once, don't drift, pull off no tricks and drive like a 3-year old who has never played Mario Kart. You stay in the back of the race deliberately. During the second half of the final lap, you finally unload your items and effortlessly cut through the competition. You finish in first place seconds ahead of the runner up. They stood no chance. You smile a fake smile and tell yourself "I really fought hard for that win, what an accomplishmant it was! A true test of skill!"
You just played Mario Kart World.Is it Legal for Players to Kiss as a Strategy
Created by u/andris_biedrins on r/nba in 2016, its a serious post questioning if its legal to distract your opponents by kissing your teammates. The post has become a meme and its often adopted to other sports as a joke.
It's an off-season question, but I'm serious. Lets say that it's the finals game 7 in crunch time. If LeBron starts kissing Kyrie, not a single defender will be watching the ball, leaving JR open for an easy 3. Would LeBron and Kyrie be called for a techical, or would the points count? The rules say technical fouls relate to unsportsmanlike behavior, but I don't see how this is unsportsmanlike, it's just the most uncharacteristic thing ever. What say you guys?CS2
Imagine this: Major quarter final. Faze vs Vitality. Faze are huge underdogs and they know it, but they've pushed it to map 3. Game is tied 11-11 and its a 1v1 zywoo vs s1mple, but s1mple is on low hp. All of a sudden, karrigan and elige stand up and start passionately making out on stage. Zywoo sees this and gets distracted, allowing s1mple to win the easy 1v1 and win the series.
Why has nobody used this tactic before? Is there a rule against it?Valorant
Is it Legal for Players to Kiss as a Strategy?
Let’s say that it's the finals on LAN map 5 in crunch time. If Victor starts kissing FNS, not a single opponent will be watching the game, leaving Yay open for an easy ace. Would Victor and FNS be punished for this or would the round count? The rules are vague but point to no unsportsmanlike behavior, but I don't see how this is unsportsmanlike, it's just the most uncharacteristic thing ever. What say you guys?I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Haikaveh
Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Haikaveh, a nickname of the pairing for Alhaitham and Kaveh in Genshin Impact.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Haikaveh. I try to do Alhaitham's story quest. Haikaveh appear together. I try to play Kaveh's hangout quest. Haikaveh appear together. I try to play Sumeru event. Haikaveh appear together. I try to play Sethos' voiceline about Alhaitham and Kaveh. Haikaveh appear together. I try to play Alhaitham's voiceline about Tighnari. He just keeps mentioning Kaveh.
They grab me by the throat. I pull for them. I study languages and architecture for them. I listen to “Writing on the wall” both versions 520 times for them. They aren't satisfied. I make content of them. "We don't need this much fan creation" They tell me. "Buy our new merch." They grab Hoyo and force them to collab with KFC. "You just need to make a namecard of us stand next to each other. We can show the world of our love more"
I can't buy the new KFC merch , I don't have enough money. They grab my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." They grab Mehrak. Kaveh says "Mehrak, get them." There is no hint of sadness in their eyes. Nothing but pure, Haikaveh is so canon it make Alhaitham's yume crash out. What a cruel world.Ha that’s nice liberal, I see they got you workin the easy shift.
Ha that’s nice liberal, I see they got you workin the easy shift. Not me, I’m going in for my 36 hour shift at the ball brushing factory, where they crush my BALLS. That’s right, every day I slap these puppies up there on the hydraulic press and have more than 6 trillion newtons of force exerted directly onto my BALLS. I’m hoping for a new company record, 6.1 trillion newtons exerted directly on my BALLS. I’m hopin to win the company gift card. $25 at macys, so my girlfriend could get a nice pair of headphones, and not have to listen to me whine about my crushed balls. That I got from the ball crushing factory. I don’t even know what’s going on down there anymore, I’m scared to look.Ha, that's nice Liberal. I see they got you working the easy shift. Not me. I'm going in for my 36 hour shift at the BALL crushing factory, where they crush my BALLS. That's right, everyday I slap these puppies up there on the hydraulic press and have more than 6 trillion Newtons of force exerted directly onto my BALLS. I'm hopin' to go for a new company record. 6.1 trillion Newtons exerted directly onto my BALLS. I'm hopin' to win the company gift card. $25 at Macy's so my girlfriend could get a nice pair of headphones, and not have to listen to me whine about my crushed BALLS that I got from the BALL crushing factory. I don't even know what's going on down there anymore. I'm scared to look...I mean if you go and map The Pretender then what do you expect?
Its a comment from ProfessionalBox (a retired elite osu! mapper) on the map The Pretender back in 2017. The community made it into a copypasta and you’ll sometimes come across it in other maps.
I mean if you go and map The Pretender then what do you expect? It has such a big status as a turning point in the mapping meta that you can't avoid being compared. In my honest opinion there are songs that are tied to such grand maps that they should be given a status where they are not allowed to be ranked if mapped by someone else (The Pretender being one of them). That being said I haven't looked at the map so I have no opinion on it, because the quality of the map is irrelevant in this matter. This is about preserving history of osu! and therefore I hope that this doesn't become a trend in the future.