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I want to become max from brawl stars

    Max from Brawl Stars

    Its the famous Max from Brawl Stars copypasta that started form the official sub.

    Everyday, I imagine that if I am Max from Brawl Stars. I wake up and say "Let's go, come on, zip zip!" I run to bathroom, splash water on my face and say, "In the lead, winning, number one, best of the best, whoo!" while looking into the mirror. I have breakfast and say ""This is just the warm-up, right?" my family like "Blud, what are you talking about?" and they think if have I gone crazy. I run around, charging my super and then I deal 1.2k damage to everyone then my dad say "Stop drinking so many energy drinks, how many times should I say to behave yourself!" I run to school and see my teammate at cafeteria, she gets bullied by Kit and Shelly. I say "Three, two, one, BLAST OFF!" and get countered by their CCs, lost the game, 8 trophies and my sanity. (For love of god who added that feature into game anyway? We already suffering for golds!) I speed to the classroom and my teacher is there too, I decide to gifting apple and orange to him and he responds with "I can't sustain anymore." 

    Namor will be happy remembering how he passionately fucked Sue

      Its an infamous comment from a gooner detailing his cuckhold fantasy of Sue having sex with Namor and Tony behind Reed Richards in the game Marvel Rivals. The comment was posted in one of the many posts making fun of Namor for wanting to bang Sue when he was added and had since been deleted.

      Namor will be happy remembering how he passionately fucked Sue and she rode his cock, experiencing the best orgasms of her life when her cuckhold husband saved the world. I think Tony should also fuck this perfect slut ass while her husband is not looking.

      Neuvilette 🐉💦 14,600 Base HP ❤️️ 576 Base DEF 🛡 15% CA damage

        Parody of Showmaker’s K’sante copypasta from LoL but changed to Neuvilette from Genshin due to how absurdly strong he is.

        As of July 2024, the copypasta has been updated to include the 1,600 primos given to players as an apology for Neuvilette’s nerf that was reverted.

        🐲 Neuvillette 🥶 on-field carry 👤40,000 HP 💪 250% Crit Damage 🤷‍♂️ Extra 36% CR from Marechaussee 💦 Unstoppable 🚫 Penetrates shields 🛡 Can self heal 🧱 Insane AOE 🐯 Braindead single target ☝spin to win 🕐 can solo abyss 🧙‍♂️ versatile teams and F2P friendly 👺… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Hoyo tried to nerf him gives everyone 1600 primos 🤑🤑🤑 
        Neuvilette 🐉💦 14,600 Base HP ❤️️ 576 Base DEF 🛡 15% CA damage and 36 Free Crit Rate from Marechusse Hunter 🏹 38.4 Crit Damage from Ascension⬆️ 30% Free Hydro Damage from Talent 2 🤹‍♂️ Self-healing 🏥 CA hits multiple targets 👥 Interruption resist on CA 🚫Can freely aim CA 🎯 No ER requirements 🔋 No setup needed ❌ Skill cooldown only 12s ⏱ 

        French version

        🐲 Neuvillette 🥶 carry sur le terrain 👤40 000 HP 💪 250% de dégâts critiques 🤷‍♂️ 36% CR supplémentaire de Maréchaussée 💦 Imparable 🚫 Pénètre les boucliers 🛡 Peut s'auto-guérir 🧱 AOE insensée 🐯 Cible unique Braindead ☝spin pour gagner 🕐 peut abyssal en solo 🧙‍♂️ équipes polyvalentes et amicales F2P 👺… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Hoyo a essayé de le nerfer donne à tout le monde 1600 primos 🤑🤑🤑 

        Korean version

        🐲 Neuvillette 🥶 필드 캐리 👤40,000 HP 💪 250% 크리티컬 데미지 🤷‍♂️ Marechaussee에서 추가 36% CR 💦 멈출 수 없음 🚫 실드 관통 🛡 자가 치유 가능 🧱 광란의 AOE 🐯 단일 타겟에게 무뇌 ☝회전하여 승리 🕐 심연을 혼자서 처리할 수 있음 🧙‍♂️ 다재다능한 팀과 F2P 친화적 👺… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Hoyo가 그를 약화시키려고 했고 모두에게 1600개의 프리모를 줬어 🤑🤑🤑

        I have decided that using 911 as a meme to insult Knicks fans is pretty disgusting

          Its a now deleted post by u/mguarinooo on an NBA meme sub where he announced his displeasure with the 911 memes which got clowned on.

          As a long time New Jersey resident, I have decided that using 911 as a meme to insult Knicks fans is pretty disgusting. Friends of mine had their families ruined, people burning alive jumped 70 stories, splattering on the pavement to end the pain. And, most importantly, people who hate our country, the things we love (including our professional sports), drove Boeing 737 planes into our buildings. From that day on, America was never the same. More lives were lost at war, and people of different races started hating each other.
          All in all, it was the lowest period I can remember for Americans. And now people who root for another sports team use those acts undertaken on New York City just to get under another fan's skin. Imagine if your sister was brutally raped and I posted a picture of the guy fucking your sister saying the guy is my team and your sister is yours. The mods let things go to far in here and I don't want to be a part of it.

          National Donut Day

            Hey, you glaze-craving 🍩💦 HOLES! 🕳️👅 It’s National Donut Day 🍩🎉, time to get that sweet, sticky 🍯 DICK-NUT 🍆🍩 action goin’! Dive into those cream-filled delights 🍦💦 and let ‘em SPURT all over your face 😏👅 while you munch on that doughy RING 🍩🕳️ of pleasure! Sprinkle some sugar 🌟 on dat ass 🍑 and get ready to POUND 🍩🔨 some pastry like a true HOLE-filler 🍆💦! Send this to 10 of your naughtiest donut DADDIES 🍩👨‍🍳 or MOMMIES 🍩👩‍🍳 in the next 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds, or you’ll be left with a DRY 🍂, unfilled HOLE 🕳️😭! Get 5️⃣ back, and you’re the SLUTTY SPRINKLE QUEEN 🌟👑 getting glazed all night! Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, and you’ll be STUFFED 🍦🍩 with creamy goodness ‘til you’re BEGGING for more 🍆💦🍩! Let’s make this Donut Day a real BANG-HOLE BASH 🎉🕳️🍩! 
            IT’S NATIONAL 🇺🇸🦅DONUT 🍩 DAY 🤪you know 🧠 what that means❓❔ it’s time ⏰ to get glazed🧴and cream 🍨 filled🍦let’s JAM 👊🍆 some 😈 MONSTER COCK 👹 into some fresh 🍑💦 donut 🍩 holes 🕳️⛳️ DADDY KRISPY💥is gonna ☔️ KREME 💧in you 🫵🫵 no matter if your 🍑 booty is FRIED 🍟🍳 or CAKED 🎂🍰🧁 UP ‼️‼️ Go ✅ out 🔜🔜 and get yourself some HOT 🥵 FRESH 💦 DONUTS 🍩🍩🍩 send 📩 this to 🔟 of your nastiest 😝😝😝 donut HOES 😩 if you get 0️⃣ back ⬅️ you’re STALE 👎👎👎 and DRY 🌵 get 5️⃣ back 🔙⏮️ ur HOT ♨️ n FRESH 👏👏 get 🔟 back 👈 and someone will DO 🌰 NUT 🥜🥜🥜 in you toNITE 🌚 
            🍩I like 🔥 donuts 😄😄 so much 😎😎 I appreciate 🙏🙏👅👅 the homies 👋👋 glazing me 👆🏾👇🏽👆🏾👇🏽👦🫂🫂 every night ✨✨🌙 so much fun🫵🥴 

            Serious Room (The Stanley Parable)

              Serious Room ending script in Stanley Parable

              Its the narrator’s dialogue when players obtain the Serious Room ending in Stanley Parable. The ending can be obtain when players use the console command “sv_cheats 1”.

              1st attempt

              Stanley, this is me being serious. In fact, this is my serious room. It's where I come to be serious. That table is the most serious table I could find. I looked at many, many tables. Hundreds of tables! It's possible I looked at over a thousand tables, I honestly don't know. The specific number isn't as important as the understanding that of all the tables that I looked at, this one is the most serious. I relate this story to impress upon you, the extent to which this is the most serious room I have, which is why I brought you here. You just tried to activate server cheats, which, of course, runs the risk of breaking the entire game. You've got no respect for the strict order of scripted narrative events and I just can't have that. It's time to get serious, Stanley. No jokes, no games. Outside of this room, I might be more tolerant of those things, but now we're in the room. Which is why I'm subjecting you to the most serious punishment I can think of: one hundred million-billion-trillion years, standing here in the serious room. Perhaps after that, we can talk about the severity of your actions, and whether you've learned anything. But, until then, serious room, GO.
              Achivement Unlocked: Cheater
              
              Stanley, this is me being serious.
              
              In fact, this is my Serious Room.
              It's where I come to be serious.
              
              That table is the most serious table I could find, I looked at many, many tables, hundreds of tables, it's possible I looked over 1,000 tables, I honestly don't know. The specific number isn't important, as the understanding that of all tables I looked at, this one is the most serious.
              
              I relate this story to impress upon you the extent to which this is the most serious room I have, which is why I've brought you here.
              
              You just tried to activate SERVER CHEATS, which of course runs the risk of breaking the entire game.
              You've got no respect for the strict order of scripted narrative events, and I just can't have that.
              
              It's time to get serious Stanley, no jokes, no games. Outside of this room I might be more tolerant of those things, but now we're in the room.
              
              Which is why I'm subjecting you to the most serious punishment I can think of: One hundred, billion, trillion years standing here in the Serious Room.
              Perhaps after that we can talk about the severity of your actions and whether you've learned anything.
              
              But until then, Serious Room, GO.
              
              (RESTART)

              2nd attempt

              Woah! Did we not have the talk? Are we not in the serious room this very moment? Did I not tell you how many tables I looked through? I'm going to be conservative and say it was somewhere in the tens of thousands of tables, any reasonable person would say I spent an ABSURD amount of time doing nothing but looking at tables! And I genuinely considered each one too. I took a hell of a lot of notes. I kept the notes in a different room.. that room is less serious than this one. It's more of a, um.. a notes room. Again, the point of this story is to convey how serious I feel this cheating issue is. And I'm sure you'll agree with me when you've fulfilled your new punishment: Infinity years in the serious room! I generally have trouble reading human emotions, but I'm going to go out on a limb here, and say that you're devastated by this crippling new punishment. As well you should be. It's the most serious I could think of. Can you get more serious than that? No. You can't. Don't try.

              3rd attempt

              Hmm, still no effect. The problem is clearly the serious room; it isn't serious enough. That's on me, Stanley. I apologize. I'm going to the store to look through more tables. Hopefully I find one that conveys how wrong what you're doing is. Now, where did I put those notes?