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Packgod vs EDP445

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    Ayo EDP (Edward Dickle Pants) Tell me why your ears are in the nether and yo eyebrows on max brightness and yo neck is in incognito mode boy you look like the muffin mans drug dealer boy you got a level 6 diglet stickin out the top of yo head boy. You look like you got baptized in the chum bucket yo momma used bakugons as anal beads you lost yo virginity to an armadillo on a trampoline in mid air. Ayo shut yo indian cricket, ribbit ribbit, spinner fidget, stupid midget, genji main, mega brain, grandpa beat you with a cane, half eaten onion ring, Burger King, mustard packet, ups employee of the month, waluigi, dirty squeegee, lil nas X hey panini run my dick you’ll see a genie, demon slayer, howdy neighbor, 353 pound Fortnite player looking ass up boy. Open my mouth and take my cupcake. Now swallow it….. good job here hold on let me burp you. Bum ahh boy ayo here’s yo months rent. BUM AHH BOY

    Every Packgod’s copypasta


    Kikuri’s hand beating against my body

      God why can’t this be me? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK. My rage will never be satiated, the hatred that grows within me will never be tamed by Kikuri’s hand beating against my body. This world is cruel and pointless, God himself has condemned me to this disgusting cockroach planet with nothing. I’m tortured by the view into a better world while being condemned to this godforsaken planet. I hate it so much, I can’t take being here anymore. Every second without Kikuri assaulting me and calling me slurs before hatefucking is a second of pointlessness and agony. Every second without her threatening to smash my fucking skull in as I sob and beg for her to stop is the worst pain any human being can experience. My pain is constant and sharp, and I don’t wish for a better world for anyone.

      i want nijika to perform the fnaf 5 real ending on me

        oh my fucking god i want nijika to perform the fnaf 5 real ending on me. I so desperately want her to tear my organs out and make a little home inside. I need her to beat the actual ever-living shit out of me. I need her to make me her drums. I want to rip off my skin in one fell swoop and line her drums with it. She will slowly and painfully gourge out my eyballs with her drumsticks. Should i seek help? Is there any hope for me at all left?

        This is fucking hilarious you clown!

          This is fucking hilarious! Obviously you either were molested as a child, dropped several times as a baby, or you’re just braindead. What you gonna do you dildo?! Ya gonna pull out a magic wand out your ass and try to angrily masturbate away the tears?! Though I shouldn’t expect any different from an inbred shitstain who comes from a country that can’t tell the difference between a school and a shooting range! Go and cry about it you infant! And keep away from real children, I’m sure those restraining orders are still valid! I’m not even reading the dogshit you’re putting you clown. I’m here laughing my ass off at the how desperately you keep pulling any excuse out your ass to keep from admitting that you’re too mentally retarded to know the difference between fiction and real life. Now if you’re gonna keep trying to change the subject from your shame at being locked up in a home for victims of anal abuse then I’d suggest you also try and figure out how to correctly tell the difference between a school and a shooting range since none of the other morons from your nation seem to be able to tell them apart.

          I FUCKING HATE 🫵 EMOJI

            I fucking hate 🫵 so damn much. I mean, seriously, what leads a person into making a 🫵 emoji? A hand pointing at the viewer? It's way too aggressive. 🫵 is about as bad as 🗿, if not worse. Why? Just why? You're using it in a message that everybody can read, and yet you only refer to one person. Don't fucking 🫵 at me like that, don't drag me in into your stupid fucking conversation. You're 🫵 at everybody here, not that one person. It's not like we see ☝️ while the person you replied to sees 🫵. And why is it so damn detailed? It has no business being so detailed, having depth. This is not what emojis are meant to be. These are the signs of a collapsing society.

            The Nijika Pledge

              Every Nijika copypasta
              Since Nijika is the paragone of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Nijika’s great boon and in order to return her favour by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty.
              Who is Nijika? For the blind, she is vision. For the hungry, she is the chef. For the thirsty, she is water. If Nijika thinks, I agree. If Nijika speaks, I'm listening. If Nijika has a million fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has ten fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has only one fan, that is me. If Nijika has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole world is against Nijika, I am against the whole world. I will love Nijika until my very last breath.
              Who is Nijika?

For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmiac, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle.

For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy.

For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism.

For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalised, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation.

For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education.
              If Nijika speaks, I listen. If Nijika questions, I answer. If Nijika orders, I obey.

If Nijika opines, I agree. If Nijika fears, I assure. If Nijika hopes, I dream.

If Nijika is happy, I am jubilant. If Nijika is angry, I am apoplectic. If Nijika is sad, I am disconsolate.
              Nijika is my ideal, Nijika is my romance, Nijika is my passion.

Nijika is my strength, Nijika is my compass, Nijika is my destination.

Nijika is my language, Nijika is my culture, Nijika is my religion.

Nijika is my ocean, Nijika is my mountain, Nijika is my sky, Nijika is my air, Nijika is my sun, Nijika is my moon, Nijika is my world.

Nijika is history, Nijika is present, Nijika is future.
              If Nijika has a million fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has ten fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has only one fan, that is me. If Nijika has no fans, I no longer exist.

If the whole universe is for Nijika, then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Nijika, then I am against the whole universe.

I will love, cherish, and protect Nijika until my very last breath; my successors will love, cherish and protect Nijika until their very last breath.
              In Nijika we trust, amen 🙏