Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.
No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.
Like uhh...whos this fat phony hasan? hassin? hasin? hasan?...this fat phony..he's so concerned about everything..he's concerned about the two time..whats its like...these people man *laughs*...this guy wouldn't ahhh...anyways you just don't, you just don't worry about any of anything right...except yourself and whats close to you and what matters to you right...by the way that is you talk about a phony...a fat phony
like uhhh, like whose this fat phony, hasan? ha-haasan, haasan, ha-hasan? this fat phony. hes so concerned about everything-hes so concerned about the two time, and what is, like-....eugh these people man...they're t- (breathes in), this guy wouldn't la-euuuugh g-anyways just dont-you just-....you just dont worry about any o-anything...right?
Bible in LoL Terms.
explain the Bible in league of legends terminology
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Certainly! Here's an attempt to explain the Bible using League of Legends (LoL) terminology:
The Bible can be seen as a champion's lore, describing the ancient and timeless battle between good and evil. In this analogy, the central figure of the Bible can be considered the "Summoner," representing the divine power behind the events that unfold.
Creation: In the beginning, the Summoner created the "Summoner's Rift," a vast and wondrous world. This realm was populated with various champions, each with their own unique abilities and purposes.
Fall of Man: Just as champions in the game can sometimes become corrupted, the Bible tells the story of how the first humans, Adam and Eve, succumbed to temptation and disobeyed the Summoner's commands. This led to the "Nexus" of humanity being weakened, introducing sin and suffering into the world.
The Chosen Champions: The Summoner selected certain individuals to become champions of righteousness. These "heroes of faith" include Moses, who could be compared to a support champion, guiding and leading the people of Israel towards victory.
Prophets and Messages: Throughout the ages, the Summoner sent messengers, known as "prophets," to deliver important instructions and warnings to the champions. These prophets, like Ezreal seeking hidden truths, unveiled prophecies, and unveiled the Summoner's divine plan.
The Ultimate Sacrifice: In a pivotal moment, the Summoner sent His most beloved champion, Jesus Christ, to save the world from sin. Jesus acted as the ultimate tank, willingly sacrificing Himself on the "Cross" to cleanse the Nexus of humanity from its corruption.
Resurrection and Redemption: Similar to a champion respawning after being defeated, Jesus triumphantly rose from the dead, symbolizing victory over death and offering redemption to all who believe in Him. This victory is represented by the "Pentakill," a glorious achievement in the game.
The Final Showdown: The Bible prophesies a climactic battle between good and evil, known as the "Apocalypse" or "Final Judgment." This epic encounter can be likened to a high-stakes ranked game, where champions unite in a final clash against darkness.
Eternal Victory: Ultimately, the Bible reveals that the Summoner will restore the Nexus of humanity to its original glory. The righteous champions will be rewarded with an eternal "Victory Screen," basking in the presence of the Summoner forever
Hey there everybody, this is Ryu, from streets. Did you know? My favorite things are: Jumping into light fierce, stale bread, water without any ice, the newest season of the Simpsons. Aaand dirt. See you in Street Fighter V everyone.
Hey there, everybody. It's Ryu, from streets. Did you know? My favorite things are... jumping into the lake fierce, stale bread, water without any ice, the newest season of The Simpsons, aaaand Dirt. See you in street fighter five, everybody.
i was casually trying to learn some japanese when i realized how hot the duolingo bird was, the expressions that the bird could make were so astonishing it also made it sexier
according to the internet the duolingo bird is 3.5cm tall, so most penises can outsize the bird, would it destroy the organs?
i just want to lift the bird and smash it just imagine the face it makes as i grab it's wings and pin it to the wall
as it reaches the climax would it say "3 day streak!!!" as it cums or would it make a completely different sound
as i sex it would the bird moan in english or spanish
i just want to see the bird say words that duolingo doesn't teach
The arguments are always 'oh Vaporeon is the best pokemon to fuck' but I disagree. Sylveon is the best pokemon to fuck. To start, a Sylveon's ribbons are actually a version of skin. They have muscles and can move around at will. This is amazing for cuddling, foreplay, and even fucking. Sylveon also has a great moveset for breeding. Sylveon can use baby doll eyes to make her look cuter and you more aroused. Sylveon also has access to Swift, Psych Up, Attract, Charm, and other moves to make the bedroom better. But the best of all? Sylveon gets a stab-bonus on Play Rough and Draining Kiss. The only way to get a Sylveon is leveling an Eevee up with high affection, so a Sylveon will be already close to the trainer, making training easier. I rest my case.
