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My wife is a champ (nsfw)

    ouch ouch ouchie!
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I’m going to try to keep this short and sweet. Today was my birthday. I was getting into it with my wife. She likes anal, I like giving it to her. Needless to say, after a good bit of foreplay I’m inside her rear. Get a couple drinks in me, I like some light anal play myself.

Wife suggests the dildo for myself. I think to myself (in my half-baked drunken stuper) why not? I’m not a small guy and with plenty of lube she enjoys the hell out of so I’m sure I can enjoy it. Wrong

Ouch.. ouch ouch ouch OUCH. Jesus my ass still hurts. It’s not a big dildo, and she’s taking me like nothing.

How the fuck does she do it? I’ve torn her the hell up and she just loves every second. I tapped out in under 5. My wife is the greatest, and I will never under-appreciate sodomy again.

    I hate white people

      I hate white people

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Where’s my adoring twitter following?

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      Twitch needs an option to block female streamers

        They hated him for he spoke the truth
        Twitch needs a option where you can block female streamers from your recommended.
I just want to watch Fallout streams man. I'm not trying to bust a nut to cat maid cosplay girls.
I got no problem with females. I just don't want to see a girl wearing a maid outfit trying to show me upskirt in my recommended.
I've blocked 108 of them, and there's just more and more.
I've been trying to get it to stop, but it never ends.
I just want to watch a fallout stream without being recommended some chick trying to milk a click out of me.

Look. Maybe no blocking females.. Just a filter to block anyone with a webcam? Can I at least have that mercy? These girls can pretty much kill a virgin

        The Perfect Hentai

          closes book yeah, like that's ever gonna happen
          No rape, no ugly fat 50 year old pedophile, no bdsm, no fetishes, no tentacles, completely normal sex, not a harem (although they can be done well), just a couple showing how much they love each other. And its romantic, cute, and feels genuine. I have only seen one other hentai do this, but this has one advatage over it. The dialogue is absolutely positively perfect. Instead of the girl saying "OH MY GOSH ONI CHAN, YOUR SEXUAL REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN IS CURRENTlY ENTERING THE PART OF MY BODY USED FOR SEXUAL REPRODUCTION IN A PLEASURABLE WAY" every 0.0000000002 nano seconds screaming it in an annoying voice, the conversations during the sex actually work perfectly. They talk about how much they love each other, and only briefly, lemme say it again, BRIEFLY mention how it feels every seconds or so. And they only talk occasionally making the situation more intimate. Ladies and Gentleman, the perfect hentai.

          Penis

            NTA. Your penis, your rules.
            If my penis gets hard and decides that it wants sex but I don't, am I still required to have sex anyway? If that violates my consent, does that mean my penis is raping me? And on the flip side, if I violate my penis rights by using viagra, does that mean I'm raping my own penis?

            Equality in 2120

              Who wrote my fantasy into a copypasta?
              The year is 2120
I've received my pink money from my beautiful and powerful female boss at my pink job so I can go buy some pink food at the pink grocery store.
Jonesing for a fruit salad
Approach a pink employee
"Excuse me where are the oranges?"
I realized my mistake too late
"I-I mean the pinks, where are the pinks at? haha"
The pink police arrive almost immediately
"This here is the rapist ma'am?"
"Yes, that's him"
10 years minimum in the absence of green penitentiary for sexual assault
It's okay I guess. Anything for equality as my mom's once said.