Tone indicators
/j = joking
/s = sarcastic
/srs = serious
/lh = lighthearted
/hj = half joking
/gen = genuine
/p = platonic
/c = copypasta
/pos = positive
/neg = negative
/ly = lyrics
/nbh = nobody here
/lying = not telling the truth
/r = romanticThe Amazon river runs for thousands of miles
The Amazon river runs for thousands of miles. At some points it runs through areas of the rain forest that are almost untouched and have been barely explored. Because of the porous limestone in these areas, the river water leaks through the stone and travels deep into the earth, and forms underground pools almost a mile below the surface.
Over thousands of years, small blind transparent fish have lived and evolved in these pools. These fish have never seen the sun or surface and have never been seen by the human eye.
These fish care more about this post than I doThe Amazon river runs for thousands of miles. At some points it runs through areas of the rain forest that are almost untouched and have been barely explored. Because of the porous limestone in these areas, the river water leaks through the stone and travels deep into the earth, and forms underground pools almost a mile below the surface. Over thousands of years, small blind transparent fish have lived and evolved in these pools. These fish have never seen the sun or surface and have never been seen by the human. These fish care more about this than I do.My background in all my Zoom calls
My background in all my Zoom calls (and Microsoft Teams, of course) is a gaping, nearly completely shaved vagina, or pussy as the kids say. It's definitely juiced up and loosed up and ready for shovin' and there I am with my dumb little chair just positioned right in the middle of it all. I tell my coworkers that it's not a vagina, it's a picture I took while on vacation in New Zealand, that it's the entrance to a cave, ya know with glow worms, but I know they know it's just a vagina (pussy). I haven't gotten in trouble for it though, and I'm not sure why.If you’ve been kicked from a game of among us, READ THIS
Did you know that InnerSloth (the owner of Among Us) says that you can't actually be kicked from a game by the owner? Section 34 of their TOS states that any individual who purchases a copy of the game has a right to play the game, and cannot be prevented from playing games by any individual. If you've kicked from a game recently, or want to learn more, google "Among Us rule 34"WHEN THE EMOJI IS SUS!?!?!!🤣🤣😝🤪🤯😳🤭😯😯😯😯😲😬😬😬😩😠🥶😎😎😎😎😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
📮📮 📮 📮 📮📮 📮 📮 📮 📮 📮 📮 📮 📮 📮 📮 📮 📮 📮 📮 📮 📮 📮 📮 📮 📮 📮📮 📮📮📮 📮📮 OMG GUYS🤯🤯🤯!!!! THE MAILBOX IS AN IMPOSTER📮😂🤣🤣🤣😳!!! HE IS SO SUS!!!! (THIS IS A REFERENCE TO THE POPULAR MOBIL AND COMPUTER GAMG AMONG US) 🤣🤣😳😳😂😂😂😂😝😝😝📮😳What on earth is “among us”?
I am a concerned mother with a 13 year old child and I am here to seek help regarding my son. Last week when we went to the supermarket, my son pointed to a red trash can and started jumping around screaming “THAT’S AMONG US! THAT TRASH CAN IS SUS! RED IS THE IMPOSTOR!” As soon as he did that, the manager told us to leave. I told him that my son is just excited about something, and apologised. But the manager still told us to leave so I picked up the red trash can that my son was going crazy over and threw it on the managers head. Then my son shouted “DEAD BODY REPORTED.” Can someone please tell me what on earth is wrong with him?