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Y’know, I really hate the concept of saying “womp womp” or “skill issue.” You know why? You wanna know why I fucking hate it when people say those things? Because it sounds like you don’t feel bad for me. You don’t care about the pain and suffering that I go through. Let’s say I told you that I failed a test and I feel really bad about it. What do you say to me? “Womp womp.” IT’S FUCKING IRRITATING!!! Do you NOT feel bad for me? Holy fuck! Why do you even say that? You sound so unsympathetic when you say that shit! PLEASE just understand my situation! PLEASE have some compassion! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP SAYING “WOMP WOMP” YOU UNSYMPATHETIC ASSHOLE!!!!! The reason I said "womp womp" and "skill issues" is not because I am unsympathetic or that I don't feel bad for you. In reality, I say those things so you can immediately get angry at me and, in doing so, momentarily forget about all your pain and suffering. My intention is not to dismiss your feelings or minimize your experiences. Instead, I aim to redirect your focus, even if just for a brief moment, away from your distress. By provoking a reaction, I hope to offer you a temporary distraction from the hardships you are facing. It's my way of trying to help you cope, albeit in an unconventional manner. I believe that sometimes, shifting our emotional response, even towards something as seemingly trivial as annoyance with another person, can provide a slight reprieve from our more profound pain. 
I would jump into an industrial paper shredder so that there’s a chance that my body is recycled into toilet paper that you might use
I STARTED DRINKING AT 6 AM, WE'RE HERE NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS BUT I'M ROLLING DEEP! AND THOSE CARS ARE GOING REAL FAST AND REAL LEFT SON, THEY'RE GOING FAST AND LEFT! FUCK YEAH! WEEEEHEEEEE
I won’t go through my whole backstory, but once my insomnia started it was hard to sleep. 8 hours becomes 4, 4 becomes 2, and soon I’m getting anger issues throwing shot glasses at the bartender for cutting me off. I can’t even go to half the bars in my town because I’ve been thrown out of them all.
Anyway, a couple days ago I saw Wuthering Waves in youtube and everyone was saying that it was the Genshin Killer. Ever since then i waited days for it to release and now, after just playing the 30 minutes of the game earlier, I finally have a good nap rest i haven't had for years. So for the others out there who are having trouble sleeping Wuthering Waves, give it a try, just read some dialogue and lore for a couple of minutes and you will never have to experience trouble sleeping again. 
An adaptation of the ‘From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh‘ Mechanicus copypasta into Necron’s faction.
From the moment I first witnessed the interlopers, they disgusted me.
Aeons we slumbered, waiting to reclaim our galaxy.
Only for it to become infested with vermin, that proliferated in our absence.
Now, we awaken to retake what is ours.
Wretched amalgamations of meat and metal, shackled to ignorance by your faith.
Do you truly believe you can stop us?
We who have shattered our very gods and enslaved them to our will.
The stars were young when our empire was ascendant.
And when the last of them die, we alone will remain.
For we are immortal.