OH LA-LA 😉😉 HAPPY B(ASS)STILLE DAY FRENCH SLUTS! 🇫🇷🇫🇷😍👏👏Today in 1789 a bunch of revHOElutionaries ✊✊were sick of being BLUE BALLED 🔵🔵😫😫by DADDY LOUIS 👑and viHOElated his SEX DUNGEON 👉👌🗝⚔️looking for BIG GUNS🍆💦😏 So let them eat CUM BITCHES 🍰💦💎💅cause these FRENCH THOTS 🇫🇷👩🎨💃🏻took poLICKtical 👅👅power from the arisCOCKracy. 🤛🍆 Send this ➡️to 1️⃣4️⃣FRENCH FUCKSTERS and we’ll COUCHEZ AVEC MOI 👠👄😛on the Champs-Elysées. Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and DADDY will give u some CUMEMBERT 🧀and CREME FRAICHE 🍦with his BIG BAGUETTE. 🥖🥖😳❤️Get 5️⃣ back and u CAN-CAN CUM-CUM 👏💦💃🏻up my EIFFEL TOWER. 🇫🇷🍆🚠 Get 0️⃣ back and its ✌️AU REVOIR✌️to your ROYAL ASS🍑 cause you'll be GIVING HEAD 👅🍆😅😅💦to the GUILL(HOE)TINE.🔪🔪😱
👉U better💦FUCK💦A BAGUETTE🥖👌👅👅 and SCREAM 😩🇫🇷💥VIVE LA FRANCE💥🇫🇷 when it GOES IN 👉👉😭😭😍BISHES cause today in 1️⃣7️⃣9️⃣0️⃣✔️ the WHOREgoisie 💄👄💃🏻💃🏻made DADDY💪 LOUIS🤴a CUNTstitutional CUCK.😛🪑🗝⛓All those THOTS😒in the 3️⃣estates🥇🥈🥉TIGHTENED 🔩🪛his ROYAL 💅HOLE 😮👌at a big CUMGUZZLING 💦💦💦FEAST🤪🤪 on the Champs de Mars☀️☀️😎😎😚😛😛😉 but the MOANarchist 😩SLUTS 👆👆👑👑⚜️⚜️didnt know the ORGY 👫👭🧍♂️⚧👉🤜👉🤜👉👌👌👌👌👌💦💦❤️❤️was just beginning and they would be BOTTOMING 🍑every FRENCH 🇫🇷FUCKBOI 🙄🙄for 👏NINE👏 MORE 👏YEARS!!!👏😱😱😱.Send this to 1️⃣4️⃣PARISIAN PUSSY POPPERS 😽🍾🍾and I’ll LUBE 💦💦ur LOUVRE.🙏🎨👨🎨 Get1️⃣0️⃣ back and I’ll serve u COCK AU VIN.🍗🍗🍷👅👅Get5️⃣back and I’ll make u WETTER 💦💦than the SEINE. 😭😭⛲️Get0️⃣back and I’ll BURN🔥ur BUSSY😹👨🏻🦱like🔥🙏NOTRE DAME🙏🔥
🎉🇫🇷💥 HAPPY ASSTILLE DAY 💥🇫🇷🎉
OH 😱 MON 😱 DADDY 😱💦 IT’S JULY 1️⃣4️⃣TH‼️‼️ TIME 🕐 TO STORM 🏰🔑 YOUR CASTLE 😏👀💦 FOR INCREDIBLE HEAD‼️‼️
👑👑 KING LOUIS THE SEX-TEEN-TH 👑👑 WAS THIRSTY 🥵🥵 FOR CL-ASS DOMINATION 👑💦 BUT THE WHOLE 🌍 NATION WAS THIRSTY 🥵🥵 for getting CAFÉ AU LAID 💦😩☕️‼️‼️
🆓🔥 LIBERTÉ 🆓🔥 ÉGALITÉ ⚖️🔥 FRATERNITÉ 👬🔥 WITH ALL THE BOYS 👦 👦 TONIGHT 🍆🍆 SO IN BROTHERLY FRA-SPERM-NITY 💦💦 SHOW US YOUR COCKADE 👀 👀 AND YOUR BEST FIREMEN’S BALLS 🏀 👨🚒 🥵
MARIE ANTOINETTE SAID: 💅💅 “let them eat ASS” 🍑 🍰 we are STARVED 😫😫 FOR HER CAKE AND FROG LEGS 🍰 🦵 🥵
⚔️⚔️⚔️ THE PEASANTS 😤😤 ARE CUMMING 🏃♂️💨 to CONQUER 🏆 that ASSTLE 🍑 🍑 TONIGHT 🏰🌙✨
🥖🍆 BAGUETTES 🍆🥖 OUT‼️‼️ FOR THE BUSTille 😩💦 THERE WILL BE 🎆🎆 FIRETWERKS 🎆🎆 TONIGHT 🌃🌃 CAUSE things are gonna get HOT 🥵🔥 and EXPLOSIVE 💥💦 AS WE EIFFEL TOWER 🗼🗼THE RICH💰‼️
VIVE LA FRANCE 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 VIVE LA LIBÉRATION 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 RAISE THE TRI-SEXUAL FLAG 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 AND GET READY TO SALUTE 🫡 🫡 🫡 THE POLE 🍆 🍆 🍆
TAG TROIS 🫵 3️⃣ of your BREAST 🍈 🍈 ins-ERECTION-ists 😤🔥 and shout 🗣️🗣️ in the sheets 🛌😩 or you’re a DE LAUNAY and WILL BE FORCED 😩🥲 TO GIVE HEAD 🪓😱💀‼️‼️