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AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

    🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸WE ONLY CARE ABOUT INCHES AND FEET 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐FUCK THE METRIC SYSTEM 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅😂😂😂😂 AND YARDS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸WHAT EVEN IS A METER ?????? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔NO IDEA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🐐🐐🐐WHO CARES ABOUT CELSIUS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🤮🤮🤮🤮WHEN WE HAVE FAHRENHEIT GAWDDAMN IT 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸100 C IS WHEN WATER BOILS??????😂😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡HELL NAW MAN💯💯💯96 FAHRENHEIT EQUALS THE BODY TEMPERATURE💯HELL YEAAAAHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🤡🤡🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐 WE ONLY USE FREEDOM UNITS OVER HERE 💯💯💯💯🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅1 FEET EQUALS 12 INCHES BUT 1 METER EQUALS ONE 🤡🤡🤡HUNDRED CENTIMETERS??????????? 🤮🤮🤮🐐🐐🐐😂😂😂 THAT’S CRAZY 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🇺🇸🐐🦅🐐😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🤮POUNDS INSTEAD OF KILOGRAMS OBVIOUSLY 😂😂😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😂🦅🦅🦅💯💯💯💯1 LITRE WATER WEIGHS 1 KILOGRAM?????? WHO CARES 😂😂🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 WHO USES LITERS ANYWAY 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡💯💯💯💯🦅🦅🦅GALLONS ARE MUCH BETTER 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🐐🐐🐐🐐BECAUSE 👍🏻👍🏻FREEDOM UNIT🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐 PASCALS FOR PRESSURE??????😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤮 HOW ABOUT POUNDS PER SQUARE INCH 💯💯💯💯💯💯🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 WHO’S HERE FOR SOME 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁DEMOCRACY?????? 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐 AMERICA, FUCK YEAH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 
    🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸

    You like Taylor Swift?

      It’s a reference to the movie American Psycho scene “You like Huey Lewis and the News?” but changed to fit Taylor Swift.

      You like Taylor Swift?

Her early work was a little too country for my tastes, but when ‘Red’ came out in 2012, I think she really came into her own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. She’s been compared to Beyonce, but I think Taylor has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

In 2014, Taylor released this☝, ‘1989’, her most accomplished album. I think her undisputed masterpiece is "Blank Space", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about Taylor herself. HEY PAUL!!

      AITA for choosing Funko Pops over my wife?

        Source
        I know everyone's going to think this is fake but trust me when I say this is an actual situation I'm going through. So for some explanation I have been collection Funko Pops way before I even met my wife. Buying Funko Pops started off just as a small interest but quickly became a passion of mine. Since my first time buying a Funko Pop 6 years ago I've stocked up thousands of these figures. So now about my relationship with my wife. 2 years ago I met my soon to be wife. From the very beginning of the relationship she was well aware of my Funko Pop collection and was well aware that at the time I was spending a few hundred bucks monthly in order to keep expanding my collection. She was perfectly fine with this btw. In fact she would buy Funko Pops for me for my B-Day and for Christmas. However about a week ago we got in a huge fight over my spending of Funko Pops. I will admit these past few months I have been dropping about $500 monthly on Funko figures, but in my opinion it was not financially tanking considering me and my wife have pretty decent jobs. I don't want to state what those jobs are for privacy reasons. Anyways she was telling me I needed to stop the Funko Pop collecting for a long time or at least cut down my Funko spending to 3 Funko Pops per month. In my opinion that is so ridiculous considering how limited I would be in my choice of Funko Pops. I tried to explain to her how much I enjoy collecting these figures, and how much it means to me. She then started yelling that we were going to go in debt because of the amount of money I've been spending on Funko Pops. I stated to her how she was completely over-reacting and there is no way we could possibly go in debt from this.

After some more screaming she locked herself in our room and I had to sleep on the couch that night. I really did not feel bad at all because I knew she was over-reacting. When I woke up in the morning she told me she was going to stay at her sisters house until we could sort things out. I honestly just couldn't believe she was going so far with this. I tried my best to convince her to stay but again she kept stating that I needed to stop the Funko collecting for a long time. That isn't an option for me because again she is completely over-reacting and it is in no way affecting us financially.

A few days go by and I get a call from her. She tells me that I need to choose. Either I stop the Funko Pop collecting or we're getting a divorce. I started telling her how ridiculous she was being because she obviously is being ridiculous. After 2 years she was just willing to throw away our marriage over my passion. She was pretty much sobbing at this point and then I finally just told her I'm not going to let her get in the way of my passion. I still haven't gotten the divorce papers but I'm expecting them soon.

So AITA for choosing Funko Pops over my wife? Again I'm very passionate about them and I think it's ridiculous for someone to try and take that away from me when it is in no way shape or form hurting them..

        Coffee is a cheat

          This probably sounds like a clickbait title or something, but just for context, I've pretty much never drank coffee, but, yesterday I was feeling pretty tired and felt like I had no energy to do anything, so I decided to buy a cup o coffee

After that, I was still feeling pretty tired, but wanted to play some gd anyway, so I tried death moon

I had 40% on it before, and, after like 15 minutes of practice, I managed to get 71

I would've continued, but I my hand was shaking, and wasn't able to get consistent enough, so I left it like this

This wasn't the part that surprised me though, today I was feeling better, but when I got to play gd, I was baffled at how bad i was doing, especially at wave like, goddamn, this might be reason enough to start drinking coffee

That being said, it's probably not a good idea to start drinking coffee if you're under 18, especially just for a game I'm not an expert on this, so idk how much it matters, but I'll say it anyway, just to be safe

          Chess is one of those games that i cannot be caught in public playing

            Holy fucking shit chess is one of those games that i cannot be caught in public playing because whenever i do, just like how you can pin pieces in chess i wanna pin the (specifically white) bishop’s tight little wood pussy to a my gloryhole so i can fuck to my hearts content, something about the bishop is just so fuckable tbh, like the lil diagonal hole on its face reminds me of a lil clit that is in need of DICK, holy hell that shit makes lose my edging streak everytime its insane. And the way it moves so elegantly in diagonal directions across the chess board is hot as fuck, like the way that little whore of a chess piece moves around the board makes me forget that splinterdick is a thing after i start fucking its wooden pussy.

            Le Fauna…honey, my pookie bear

              ‘Boy oh boy LeBron… honey, my pookie bear‘ copypasta but adapted to fit Ceres Fauna from Hololive. 

              Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Fauna... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you get possessive over saplings and strike fear into their hearts. Your silky smooth voice around my ears, and that gorgeous personality. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you graduate. You had a rough life, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the gaming, you're a great liver and Mother Nature, sometimes I even call you mommy. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day graduate. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when your stream ended once and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you at your first HoloFes, because deep down, my glorious queen deserved it. I just wanted you to stream ASMR. Then alas, you did, my sweet mommy came home and I rejoiced. 2022 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2023 you made history happen. You had a 3D debut and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious queen exclaim these words, "Rainbow in the sky aoi kotoritachi." Not only have you changed vtubing and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious queen, Ceres Fauna.