I don't want this to be weird, so I'll try to keep this as normal as possible.
A few days back, I was watching a video on YT, about a man solving an integration question asked in an MIT exam. The question looked so complex, it was scary honestly. I tried to solve it using my 2 years of half-assed JEE prep, and I failed. I felt angry at the question, it made me feel violated and submissive. However, when the lecturer started solving it, I became flabbergasted. The way he simplified a complex trigonometric function into a basic 10th-grade level, I felt butterflies in my stomach on seeing his way of thinking. It was so unique, I got a feeling like when you think of your crush for the entire day at home and you see her at school the next day and your stomach just tightens and feels light. To my surprise, he wasn't finished. He laughed and said, "This can be simplified further, watch me". He grabbed the question by reaching further in and started to harass it, squeezing out everything hidden inside its fragile body, and finally blew his entire load of knowledge onto it. By the time he was done, I noticed that the question had transformed into a basic 6th-grade algebraic equation. "Polar coordinates, they're useful."- He sighed. As soon as those words hit me, the feeling in my stomach jumped into my throat, and I felt my knees get weak. I felt my penile opening tense up and start to vibrate, in resonance with my sperm glands. Right when I was at the peak of satisfaction, his lips murmured - "Aaand, we can't forget the +C!". As those words hit my ears, my heart exploded. I felt love again. Seeing such a smart person solve such a complex question, my God. Before I knew it, my prostate started to violently pulsate, and I realized that my pants were oozing cum. I just ejaculated to Mathematics, and I've never felt happier.
Does anyone else feel attracted to people who solve complex maths? Something about their way of thinking is so arousing. I am thinking of marrying someone with a masters in math.
I (F21) went over to my friend's (M28) apartment today. He likes when I do stuff to his butt. But I've only put a finger up there a couple of times before and not that deep (I have put my tongue in there more times than a finger). Today it was different. I started by sucking his dick and when he almost came he told me to play with his balls and then he got on all fours and I put a finger in his butt. He then flipped over again and he moved his body so that my finger went deeper and deeper. That's when I felt the poop. It was hard so my finger didn't get visibly dirty. I just kept the finger in there and jerked him off with my other hand and he came in my mouth. I pulled it out slowly as he instructed and he asked if I got anything on it and I said no. Because it wasn't visible. Should I have told him the truth?
Edit: I've had dicks in my asshole and most of the time there was poop in there. Even if I'm using the right tools while prepping. I don't know what's wrong with me. Normally I only poop like every three days. And I don't know how to make anal work for me. I told you this to make it clear to all of you that I am not disgusted by him or anything. I have caused way more mess than he did. It was okay. But since he asked if I got anything on my finger and I lied, I just wanted to know if you think I should have told him what actually happened.
Hello?
Hey, what's up?
I need your help, can you come here?
I can't, I'm buying clothes.
Alright, well hurry up and get over here.
I can't find them.
What do you mean you can't find 'em?
I can't find 'em; there's only soup.
What do you mean there's only soup?
It means there's only soup.
Well then get out of the soup aisle!
Alright you don't have to shout at me! There's more soup!
What do you mean there's more soup?!
There's just more soup!
Go into the next aisle!
There's still soup!
Where ARE you right now?!
I'm at soup!
What do you mean you're "at soup"?!
I mean I'm at soup!
What STORE are you in?!
I'm at the soup store!
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
F*CK YOU!
Sans version
Sans: hello?
Papyrus: Hey, what's up?
Sans: i need your help, can you come here?
Papyrus: I can't, I'm buying clothes.
Sans: alright, well hurry up and get over here.
Papyrus: I can't find them.
Sans: what do you mean you can't find 'em?
Papyrus: I can't find 'em; there's only soup.
Sans: what do you mean there's only soup?
Papyrus: It means there's only soup.
Sans: well then get out of the soup aisle!
Papyrus: Alright you don't have to shout at me!
Papyrus: There's more soup!
Sans: what do you mean there's more soup?!
Papyrus: There's just more soup!
Sans: go into the next aisle!
Papyrus: There's still soup!
Sans: where ARE you right now?!
Papyrus: I'm at soup!
Sans: what do you mean you're "at soup"?!
Papyrus: I mean I'm at soup!
Sans: what STORE are you in?!
Papyrus: I'm at the soup store!
Sans: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Papyrus: FUCK YOU!
I literally just opened reddit and the first thing i see is hentai. I was fucking sitting on the bus and then a giant pair of big jiggle anime honkers popped on my screen. I was sitting next to a mother with a child and exposed both of them to that horrific scene. I want to kill myself now. It was so bad my anxiety started acting up and the next moment i had fucking nuclear diarrhoea. The bishop i had up my ass started letting go. I had to get off the bus and into the near woods to relieve myself and readjust the bishop. Fuck you again!
I'm so tired of getting hit bro, come on bro stop attacking all together bro, using any move at all is spamming bro. Stop heaving spamming, stop lightspamming, stop heavy to light spamming, stop using your character's attack chains, stop bash spamming! Stop using an attack more than once in a fight god damn you fucking spamming piece of shit you used that attack 3 minutes ago, and now you're doing it again, holy shit you fucking cheap ass cheating loser, you actually used an attack that works on me, stop winning, i need a win to feel any worth in life, holy shir was that a light attack? You spineless screw word pig boy, how dare you throw a god damn fucking light attack after using one last week you fucking light spamming poop poop boy, holy shit was that a heavy bro, you trying to get an execution too hard stop heaving me god damn fuck christ bro fucking spammer stop HOLY SHIT ARE YOU ACTUALLY PARRYING ME?AMAMA fucking parry spammer holy fuck christ you're so shit! dididijdhdhdhdhd did you actually just feint an attack? You fucking pussy ass loser noob who needs fients to win, god damn dick eater DUDE STOP BLOCK SPAMMING, LET ME HIT YOU It's not fair you can defens yourself at all, my attacks should always hit you! I should be able to attack and magically gravitate towards you and one shot you everytime because you're spamming attcks at me HOLY SHITRHDHJDJDJ are you actually playing THAT character THAT one?! NO you can't do. That their a spam character, and should be nerfed! My main should be buffed more it's not fair that others get a buff and mine is still just in S tier fucking shit ass game Just fucking attacking at all it's so cheap and on fair.
Does anyone else find Peacekeepers little scream she does when she jumps from short ledges ridiculously hot?
That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand.
Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm?
Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper.
I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING.
Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.
