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End of Net Neutrality

    ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”ŒThe ๐ŸŽ‰F.C.C. ๐Ÿ’ฆjust got ๐Ÿ”ฅslut-shamed ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ† by ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš–๏ธ THE COURT ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ”จโ€”now they canโ€™t regulate ๐Ÿ‘Big DICK Broadband ๐Ÿ’ฆ from throttling your favorite ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ naughty websites! ๐Ÿ’ป๐ŸŒ SAY WHAT?! ๐Ÿคฏ ๐Ÿ“‰ ๐ŸŽข comcASSt and AT&T ๐Ÿ“ก๐Ÿข must be ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ dancing with joy ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿพ knowing they can BLOCK THAT ASS ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿšท and SLOW that ๐Ÿ† internet down ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ, getting our cable packages ๐Ÿž๐Ÿž all KINKY without a care! ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ‘ But DONโ€™T FRET ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ†, California ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and Washington ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒˆ still got your BACK, serving up some ๐Ÿ”ฅ state-level ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ protections while the rest of us are left wondering ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ง if our Netflix ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ• is gonna take a DIG in the pants or just sit in the corner! ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽ‰ If you donโ€™t SHARE this with ๐Ÿ†5 of your most HORNY friends ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜ˆ, you might just experience a CUMplete ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ฆ blackout ๐ŸŒ‘ of your favorite streaming services! ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ‘… 
    comcASSt: ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿคก

    Congestion Pricing in NYC

      Buckle up transit hoes! CUMgestion pricing ๐Ÿ’ฒ starts TODAY! ๐Ÿ“… After 6๏ธโƒฃ months of edging us all, Hochul ๐Ÿคข finally Kathyied in and FLIPPED ๐Ÿ–• her flop โธ.
      
      Soon midtown ๐Ÿ™๏ธ will be for PAYPIGS ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ’ธ only. No more cuntgestion ๐Ÿคง. Time to FLOOD ๐ŸŒŠ the MTAโ€™s guts with cash ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฒ for public transit till their coffers are leaking a ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ง snail trail๐Ÿ’ฆ of funding. ๐Ÿ’ฒ
      
      Driving ๐Ÿš— by yourself might be HARDER ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† but riding those ๐Ÿ’ชstrong metal tubes ๐Ÿš‡๐Ÿšƒ in public transit ๐Ÿš‰ is always easy and full of ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘.
      
      Send this to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of your friends who should RUN A TRAIN ๐Ÿšž๐Ÿšž on you. If you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back youโ€™re a BUSsin ๐Ÿš bad bitch. If you get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back youโ€™re a certified SUBway ๐Ÿš‡ slut ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ.

      Gimmie Gimmie Chicken Tendies

        A classic 4chan chicken tendies pasta

        The poem originated from 4chan as part of a family of tendies (chicken nuggets) greentext stories. It was popularize after voice-overs of the poem was done by Youtubers.

        Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
        Be they crispy or from Wendys.
        Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
        on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
        Mummy lifts me to the car,
        To find me tendies near and far.
        Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
        in comfy big boy booster seats.
        McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
        But of my tendies none remains.
        
        She tries to make me take a nappy,
        But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
        Tendies are the only food,
        That puts me in the napping mood.
        I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
        I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
        Tendies are my heart's desire,
        Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
        Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
        But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
        
        My good-boy points were fairly earned,
        To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
        But there's no tendies on my plate!
        Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
        "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
        YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
        I screech while hurling into her eyes,
        My foul, bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
        For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
        Never forget my chicken tenders.
        Gimme gimme chicken nugs, Be they crispy or scraped from rugs. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me nuggets near and far. Enjoy my tasty nuggly treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's, But of my nuggets none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesn't make me happy. Nuggies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Nuggets are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire. Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears aren't nugs, tendies or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the nuggets that I've yearned. But there's no nuggets on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "NUGGETS NUGGETS GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!" I screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who shan't be smug: Never forget my chicken nugs. 

        My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand

          It originated from 4chan’s /pol/ board after Bernie Sanders lost the presidential primaries to Hillary Clinton. The comment was actually an inside 4chan joke that is part of a series of tendies (chicken nuggets) greentext stories.

          Bernie losing primaries (Original)

          Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked.

          NBA: Cleveland Cavaliers lost to Golden State Warriors

          Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck are they losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Labron to win a title for The Land. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought they were supposed to steal one in the Oracle???? This is so fucked. 

          Dota 2 Crownfall patch

          Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is there no patch? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Clownfall. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought it was Circus Day???? This is so fucked. 

          Jerma playing Kenshi

          Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from what jerma is playing tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he playing this? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want jerma to stream good games. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was playing geoguesser???? This is so fucked. 

          Talk shit get hit. Been the philosophy since 2016.

            Talk shit get hit copypasta came from Rust

            Originated from the Rust community where toxicity in voice chat is common hence the copypasta.

            Talk shit get hit. Been the philosophy since 2016. Run the mouth ingame get the business ingame. Check the resume dude 
            Talk shit get hit. Been the philosophy since 2016. You run your mouth in game you get the business in game. Check the resume. 

            Biboo wanted an inspiring edit

              Bijou (Biboo) jealous of Gigi's inspiring edit copypasta

              From a clip of Biboo (Koseki Bijou) being jealous that Gigi Murin got an inspiring edit because she secretly wanted one for herself first.

              Iโ€™m mad because Iโ€™ve been on TikTok and Iโ€™ve seen the inspiring edits and then Gigi gets one and then Iโ€™m like dang it I was going to say like I really want an inspiring edit but now if I say โ€œI want an inspiring editโ€ people are going to be likeโ€ฆ โ€œOh there- the- thereโ€™s already Gigi one so you donโ€™t need an inspiring edit, Bibooโ€ But I wanted it! I wanted an inspiring edit first! I just didnโ€™t say it! And then someone already made one of Gigi so now I canโ€™t have it! And wanted it! Dang it! I love those ones! Theyโ€™re so inspiring! I regret not saying anything about the inspiring edits earlier! And-and and the worst thing is her edit is so goodโ€ฆ what the- what are you talking about? Fish? Man? fish? Fish-man? Nah, Iโ€™m so jealous it was ABSOLUTE CINEMA.