👹HISS HISS HISS🗣💦🐶 RUFF🗣RUFF😀RUFF😈* 🐺BARK🔊BARK ‼️EXCUSE ME🗣🔊 Teacher,👩🏫 could we PLEASE turn off the lights?🤨 The LED artificial lightbulbs are 🚫HARMFUL❌ to my ✨NATURAL WOLF EYES👁👁✨ Which✨ change color✨ depending on my mood 😏🥰 😀..What do you mean you don’t believe me? 😀👿 They turn💛YELLOW✨🌟 when i’m happy 😄🥳😛, 🟥RED🚫when i’m ‼️REALLY, REALLY‼️ angry 👹🤬👿 And ☘️GREEN💚 when i’m on the ⚔️💥HUNT🤤 🗣🔊SPEAKING 🗣🔊of😳meal time⏱,YOU👆look like you could suffice 😐 For my ☀️AFTERNOON Wolf Snack ✨🤤 😟☝🏻BUT‼️, I will ❌refrain🚫because my 👩mother said: If I get sent to➡️ the principal’s office ☝🏻ONE MORE TIME‼️FOR 🤤💥BITING🦷somebody 😋, then SHE will take away my WII‼️😟 ‼️🔊HOWEVER🗣‼️, I cannot ❌ say 🙊 I’ll do the same for🧍🏼♀️Malissa🤢👎 The 🐈CAT GIRL🙄, who’s been flirting with my crush Jake 🚶🏼♂️all week 😒 👀Look at them over there.. 🧍🏼♀️laughing A HÉÊ HËÆ HÂÊ 🐿🐿 💗💕✨FLIRTING✨💕, like ❌I DON’t‼️ EXIST😒🤬 🗣💦HISS👹 You know what?😀 ❌No happiness😀 that a🎮Wii game😛 can bring ➡️me🧍🏼♀️ Will compare to THAT which I WILL FEEL, when 🚶🏼♂️JAKE is MINE🥰💗✨ 👀MY EYES👀 TURN ➡️🌿GREEN💚✨
“You look like Justin Bieber fused with a geometry dash square”
Entire script of Packgod roasting Jack Doherty in his latest video. Packgod is a Youtuber who makes videos roasting other internet celebrities on a Discord call.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M TIRED OF JACK! I'M TIRED OF YO CONTENT FAKING, ONLYFANS GIRL PIMPING, SUPER CAR FLEXING, MAN BABY FACE HAVING, EGOTISTICAL, SELF RIGHTEOUS, DISRESPECTFUL, PILE OF HEATED UP HORSE MANURE! BITCH YOU SPREAD ACROSS THE INTERNET LIKE A BUBONIC PLAGUE, YOU LOOK LIKE A 7 YEAR OLD, YOUR FACE DOESN'T AGE, YOU MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OFF OF ONLYFANS GIRLS WHILE PAYING THEM MINIMUM WAGE, "ILL DO ANYTHING FOR CLOUT, WHATEVER IT TAKES!" LOOKIN ASS!!! PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY, CLASH OF CLANS BUILDER, BOB THE BUILDER OFF OF PERCOCET LOOKING ASS MOTHERFUCKER! BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER INFUSED WITH A GEOMETRY DASH SQUARE! BITCH YOUR THE MODERN PERSONIFICATION OF BLING BLING BOY FROM JOHNNY TEST! BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BELONG BUSTING IT DOWN ON THE COVER OF A KIDZ BOP GREATEST HITS ALBUM! "I'M AN INFLUENCER! LOOK AT ME!" BITCH THE ONLY THING YOU EVER INFLUENCED WAS YOUR DAD TO TAKE BIRTH CONTROL! BITCH I'M COMING AT YOU LIKE A BALLISTIC MISSLE! BITCH YOU BUILT LIKE A STICK OF PEANUT BRITTLE! YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S LOVE FOR YOU IS ARTIFICIAL! BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE RALPHIE OFF OF THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS AND I'M BOUTTA SCHOOL YOU LIKE MRS. FRIZZLE! BITCH SHUT YO UNDERCOOKED, DISILLUSIONED, THEORETICAL, FROG FACED, NIPPLE WART, COSTO CHICKEN BAKED, HARLEM SHAKING, REVERBERATING, MANIACAL, UNRELIABLE, MIDGET, URINE STAIN LOOKING ASS THE FUCK UP! BITCH YOU JERK OFF IN THE MIRROR, SCRATCH YOU BALLS, AND LICK YOUR FINGERS, YOU A DISGRACE TO YOUR FAMILY AND HUMANITY, WHEN I SEE YOUR VIDEOS I LOSE MY SANITY, AND YOUR BUILT LIKE AN UNDERDEVELOPED SEAN HANNITY! SHUT YO DUMBASS THE FUCK UP!!! NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU! FUCK YOU FOR PROMOTING ONLYFANS! FUCK YOU FOR PROMOTING GAMBLING! YOUR A PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT! FUCK YOOOOOOUUUUUUU!
*mic dropped*
These racist texts were sent anonymously to troll people after former President Donald Trump won the presidential race in 2024.
Greetings!
You’ve been selected to pick cotton at the nearest plantation. Be ready at 12AM JANUARY 13 SHARP with your belongings. Our Executive Slaves will come get you in a White Van, be prepared to be searched down once you’ve entered the plantation. You are in Plantation Group A.
Greetings! 👋 You’ve 🫵 been selected ✅ to 2️⃣ pick cotton 🍃🤏 at the nearest plantation! 🚜
Be ready 🧍♂️ at 12AM JANUARY 13 🕒 SHARP #️⃣ with your 🫵 belongings. 💼 Our Executive Slaves 👨💼 will come get you 🫵 in a White Van 🚐, be prepared to be searched 🔎 down 📉 once 1️⃣ you've 🫵 entered the plantation. 🚜 You 🫵 are in Plantation Group A. 🚜
Greetings,
You have been selected to pick cotton at the nearest plantation. Be ready at 1:00 pm SHARP with your belongings. Our Executive Slaves will come get you in a Brown Van, be prepared to be searched down once you’ve enter the plantation. You are in Plantation Group C. good day.
I'm not gay, but I will 100% take the opportunity to be fucked by a dude. I wouldn't even say I'm bi, since I have zero interest in a relationship with a man. I just love getting pounded is all. If I get fucked and swallow some cum and have an orgasm or two, I generally feel ready to go again, but I definitely don't want to hang out with the guy or kiss or hold hands or any of that gay shit afterwards. Wouldn't say I'm attracted to men at all really.
I'm not gay, but I will 100% take the opportunity to be fucked by a dude. I wouldn't even say I'm bi, since I have zero interest in a relationship with a man. I just love getting pounded is all. If I get fucked and swallow some cum and have an orgasm or two, I generally feel ready to go again, but I definitely don't want to hang out with the guy or kiss or hold hands or any of that gay shit afterwards. Wouldn't say I'm gay. 🤭
Started as a comment for another Richard Harrison copypasta back in 2016. OP has deleted their Reddit account but the original comment and copypasta still lives on.
Greetings; my given name is Richard Harrison and the facility we have entered is a retail establishment that specializes in unredeemed goods, which is the legal property of yours truly. I currently employ my paternal parental unit, alias, "Elderly Male," and the offspring of oneself, whose given name is Corey Harrison, yet has assumed the identity, "Large Hoss." Each individual item currently possessed by my fine retail establishment beholds a lengthy narrative and of course, this being a legal retail establishment, can be acqulred for reasonable compensation. I have been the legal facilitator of this established haberdashery since the year MCMXCV, and in those XXI years, I have been gradually lnformed that; thy shall, at no time in the past, future, or present, be aware of by means of observation or inqulry, any details whatsoever of the material goods that will proceed past the aperture of my structure where goods are acquired and distributed simultaneously.
