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    What the fuck did you just fucking say about Lance, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the hunter training academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Elder dragons, and I have over 300 confirmed hunts. I am trained in Rajang warfare and I'm the top lancer in the entire hunter research commission. You are nothing to me but just another Jaggi. I will wipe you the fuck out with guard the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Raphinos across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Bullfango. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred pokes, and that's just with my guard down. Not only am I extensively trained in mobile combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Palico gadgets and tail raiders and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the new world, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. 

    God Achates has the hottest fucking body ever

      God Achates has the hottest fucking body ever. From that tight phat ass to her flat tummy to her petite chest to her smooth armpits, Achates has everything a fucking neet could ask for. Couple that with the fact that she's religious, you already know there's room for jesus included so there ain't nothing sinful with getting a handful of her tonight cause the Goddess fucking approves. Most of the time I must agree that lolicons are disgusting, but this is a very rare exception that I will make, once in a lifetime like Sozin's comet igniting the firebending and boners of avatar fanboys alike across the nation. Even if you break your dick just thinking about Achates you can't forget she's a healer and can cleanse your broken jimmy of its attack break, and even cast invincibility for extended sessions Best 4 star period, and I even +15'd her so that just goes to show what a great gal Achates is. 

      Marcoh is no ordinary guy

        Marcoh is no ordinary guy. Why do you think he always keeps his back covered by his combat jacket? Why do you think he is always so reserved around most people? Because he is secretly a Joestar. Not by direct lineage but he has some blood running through his veins. Think about George Joestar the First, Jonathan's father, he had only one child, but that perhaps because his wife passed away early on and he didn't wanna remarry or couldn't get past her death. So, Jonathan is an only child, yes, he is. But what about his dad? Considering that he grew up in the early Victorian era, customs at the time were to have more than one child hence a lot of them didn't make it through childhood due to illnesses and the lack of a structured medical system at the time. Look at Great Expectations, in the first scene, Pip is at his parents' grave and reflects on their passing, while acknowledging he also had other siblings who bit the dust, only he and his older sister remaining alive. So. its a very high possibility George Joestar had more siblings, some may have passed, some may have lived on and one of them could have moved with the trading business or got married in Italy. The family could have adapted to the Italian language or maybe after the first generation, only girls were born so they got married and changed their name entirely. And keep in mind that its not compulsory that George Joestar is the oldest sibling, he could very well be the youngest of them and have much older siblings, some who might have even passed away during the first act of Part 1. Marcoh was born at the beginning of the 1910s so there was plenty of time for the other Joestars to settle and blend in Italy considering we are talking about Victorian or Pre-Victorian(possibly) era people. Besides his physique and height which run in the men of the Joestar clan, we can also notice that Marcoh has an innate appeal to people who want to be stronger. Basically, its not a stretch to call Tanaka his Jobro. Also, why is Marcoh so physically strong? I mean, if you take it literally, he can punch divine-like beings and do damage to them. I am inclined to believe Marcoh has secretly mastered the art of Hamon or maybe he even posses a Stand that nobody else can see, not even us, because we are not Stand Users, nor are any of the other characters. Think about Marcoh's Counter skill, is it simply that he can counterattack that fast? or is that his stand reacting? What about the red aura that engulfs him the more a fight goes on, could that simply be a cool visual effect, or his Hamon energy experiencing an overdrive like Jonathan did? But hey, thats just a theory! A Funger Theory! 

        Yeah I feel so bad for APA man, dude is legit just elohelled by his whole team

          Yeah I feel so bad for APA man, dude is legit just elohelled by his whole team it’s so sad to watch.
          
          Like the dude is the best talent the west has ever produced maybe since prime Caps, has great mechanics, absolute champion ocean, wins lane 99% of the time without jungle attention, unreal map movement, incredible tp usages, absurd team fighter but his team griefs him.
          
          As a diehard Team Liquid fan I hope TL treats APA like Faker and gives him a 15 yr contract + a stake on the team, he is a once in a lifetime generational talent that can talk the talk and walk the walk
          

          I’m over here stroking my dick

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            Am I cheating?

              Story:
              I've been extremely high like the past 2 weeks and I've just gotten sober and now I'm noticing that I somehow have aim assist? I don't want to cheat as I want to gain skill legitimately, I've reinstalled the game like 4 times reset my drive and yet it still persists. I literally don't know what to do, I don't wanna be banned. I've checked all active tasks and closed all the ones that look suspicious, their is no random apps in startup either, I'm confused on how this even happened as I have no memory of doing anything besides just playing? Is this aim assist or am I dumb?